Strange Tarot Card Reading at Midnight Foretold of Trump Winning Nomination

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Trump. I think there's an innocence to him, in that he'd care if he failed, even if for the sake of his own ego. If he blew it as President, after all his posturing, I think he'd feel deeply humiliated about it.

Hillary doesn't care if she fails, as long as she has power.

Come share your skills on the River Phoenix thread. It would be interesting:

Oh please let your spirit not be a joking one. I hope Trump wins the nomination.

This way 50 states will go democratic

R4 Hillary would be a toxic nominee. Some of the most hardcore Lefties and Social Progressives I know, say they refuse to vote for her. They'd rather sit home or pencil in someone else.

r5 = Jeb(!).

Op? You in danger gurl.

R6 "A word to the wise is sufficient."

I thought you were asking, "Is Trump an abomination. My bad!"

Your cards are lying to you. Perhaps the spirits were just fucking with your head. I've heard they do that.

Yay to the Trump/Christie ticket (I wish I were a professional comedian ... the easy life...)

Bull. Shit. Trump is a laughing stock on both sides of the Atlantic and all 5 continents.

Any man who thinks he looks good with a dead hamster on his head is delusional.

Having the wealth he has makes him believe he is Teflon-coated and can get away with saying whatever he likes about whatever subject he chooses. Well, he can't and sooner or later he will scupper any chance he might of had , all by himself.

My turd readings provided the same answer, OP. They also stated that Jani Lane performs at the heaven version of Howard Johnsons- Cincinnati locale.

Why, oh why, couldn't magical thinking be a recessive trait?

R14 I used to think believers were absurd, too but then I realized we're microscopic beings, living on the crust of a spinning orb of matter, in a vast, timelessness of space and who knows how or why -- and why we developed a need for understanding "why?" -- and I decided to be a little more lenient with my judgement.

You realize that any *good* Tarot reader will tell you that NOTHING is written in stone (except death and taxes). That may be the way things appear NOW for that particular timeline/outcome but at any point that timeline can (and probably will) change.

R16, that's how they get out of being proven wrong. You are stupid enough to buy that line?

You think the future is set in stone, r17? Predestination?

The future is not set in stone. One goal of abuse is to make us believe it is

No, R18, but I also don't believe in tarot cards. Pretty much for that reason. Paying someone to tell you what the cards supposedly predict and them then saying, "I mean, uh, unless stuff changes," seems a bit foolish to me.

I think OP is a candidate for the Amazing Randy $1,000,000 prize. Run and get it OP!

I came across these psychics on YouTube. His name is Sean Little and her name is Tracey Brown They both do Tarot Readings.

I love this because it is (1) a touch of the romantic/mysterious (2) I do want Trump to win (3) Kinda love the magical component.

Also, yeah, I can see it being pretty improbable the cards coming up the same over and over again.

Are you sure they weren't ferret cards?

Forecasting ferrets!

OP,

There is no king of spades in Tarot. Swords, Wands, Cups, Pentacles. But no spades. Spades are playing cards.

BTW, you can use a regular deck of cards to divine fortune--Spades are Swords, Clubs are Wands, Hearts are Cups, and Diamonds are Pentacles.... I had a book on it...However, you obviously won't have the Main Picture cards to utilize--ie: The Moon, The Sun, The Lovers, etc...

Can you do mine? Divine something from my presence?!

OP, you say the cards said Trump will win the nomination. But you weren't specific as to the Rethug nom. Cards were fucking with you. Don't bet the rent $$, bitch.

Tarot reading? Are you nancy Reagan?

I call bullshit on OP. This seems entirely made up.

I consulted my psychic whom I go to every week. It only costs $200 for a good crystal ball reading, a real bargain. And she saw in her crystal that Trump will indeed win the election and Hillary will never run again for office. When I asked her who Trumps vice-pres pick was, she told me it would cost another $150 for that answer. I didn't have enough cash on me and she wouldn't take my sapphire ring because it's set only in 14 carat gold, so until payday comes again I won't know who his pick will be. Just as soon as I can declare bankruptcy I'll let you know who.

Right now, he's beating the Jebster in Florida.

[quote]Can you do mine? Divine something from my presence?!

We can divine that you are a foolish rube who is addicted to magical thinking.

Oh my god, you guys's, I'm so SCURRED!

Maybe the cards thought you were asking "Is Donald Trump an abomination?"

Remember: Regan was screwing around with a Ouija board. THAT didn't turn out so hot. The next card should say...

I'm warning you! Leave this shit alone!!!

R35 You could tell all that, just from one post?!

Since you actually believe that the random selection of paper cards will reveal a meaningful prediction of things to come, specifically just for you? Yeah, you told us all that.

The right to vote needs to be intellect linked. That would disenfranchise half this thread, for a start.

If Trump is in, then another 8 years of Dems in the White House.

R39 You never cease to amaze! It's like you're visiting from another dimension and everything arrived, perfectly intact, except your sense of humor.

Uh oh

Yep. Let's hear from last year's three dozen skeptics.

The Tarot Cards revealed your house is on fire OP. It was the Tower card crossed by the four of cups. Your significator was the Fool and your final outcome card was the World. Hence your life's journey is complete, over. The four of cups as a crossing card foretells that your loved ones will perish with you. I was unable to divine if that meant your parents or your cats. Send me $87.50 and I will look deeper into your fate.

R40, I agree completely! The religious shouldn't be allowed to vote, for instance.

[quote]Bull. Shit. Trump is a laughing stock on both sides of the Atlantic and all 5 continents.

No one cares what "you people" on other continents think.

[quote]Any man who thinks he looks good with a dead hamster on his head is delusional.

The election of the POTUS is not a beauty contest. That said, I AM beautiful and you're just jealous of my hair. Oh, and BTW, my wife and daughter are fuckable.

[quote]Having the wealth he has makes him believe he is Teflon-coated and can get away with saying whatever he likes about whatever subject he chooses. Well, he can't and sooner or later he will scupper any chance he might of had, all by himself.

I can't? Really? But I do, Blanche, I do say whatever I like......and my approval ratings just get stronger and stronger.

[quote]Yep. Let's hear from last year's three dozen skeptics.

I'm not one of them, but if you think this thread proves anything about the validity of fortune-telling, it's because you want it to, not because there's any actual proof at hand.

Yes, he will.

Jake, we gots gypsies.

Looks like op was right Cue the spooky music

You're even more stupid than the OP, R51. You should be lobotomized.

OP, come back after the conventions for an updated reading.

My Magic 8 Ball says your cards are full of crap.

There's no Ho Jo in Cincinnati, r13.

Try again.

tarot cards? rotfl, ok Mrs. Roper

This morning my bagel turned into St. Aram the ascetic. He told me that John F. Kennedy will come back from the grave and be our next president. I told him to shut up, and when he wouldn't, I stuffed his fat mouth with Breakstone's cream cheese.

OP, I believe the ball is in your court again...

I do pooshoe readings OP, and the poo on your shoes tells me you stink.

"Dahk lay-duh LAFFED an' DAINCED an' lit th' candles one bah one!"

Bump

This is a scary thread to read, more than the Tarot.

Funnily enough, I spoke to my astrologer at midnight. I'm Leo, he's Scorpio, Mars is transiting Jupiter and today is the day of closest conjunction.

I think what this thread points out is how easily lack of education / miseducation / mental illness / belief in the supernatural can be manipulated by actors.

I think we have to go back Reagan to figure out what’s really going on with KGB-GOP.

[quote]I'd rather Trump than Hillary! How about you?

ask and you should receive OP...

This needs to be amended to the "What's responsible for the dumbing down of America" thread.

op was right

OP wasn't right. The cards were.