If he didn't have such a huge penis, he would be my ideal guy.
If you thought sex dolls were inflatable ladies only seen on stag dos who spend more time in the bar than the bedroom, then think again.
Terrifyingly realistic male sex dolls are here, meaning you never have to venture on to Tinder again (JOKE).
A company called Sinthetics sells female sex dolls from $5,750 and male dolls from $5,900 (uhh, no fair?) and allows you to customise their eyes, freckles, piercings and even tan lines for extra dollar.
You can even tailor your doll's junk to suit your needs, right down to whether your silicon friend is circumcised or not.
Here is a doll called Gabriel, who is sporting an "11″ upgraded uncircumcised penis"...
Missing your bf/gf? Don't worry, you can get your sex doll made to look like anyone you want, as long as they agree to get scanned so the company can make a cast of their bod. Anniversary gift, anyone...?
Dolls can't stand up unsupported but they do have moveable joints meaning they can be placed in a variety of positions.
The Sinthetics website reads:
"The legs can be lifted 90° to the front (kneeling, or with legs over your shoulders with back on the bed). The thighs can be pushed apart and together but may not hold a position if the weight of the silicone is pressing back to its relaxed posture. Arms can be lifted to shoulder height from the front but should not be pushed past shoulder height to the side. The range of motion is designed to mimic normal human motion not contortionist abilities. If the manikin is resisting a position, do not force it." The site also warns against damaging female dolls through, err, over-vigorous usage:
"Treat your manikin as you would treat a real woman; do not strongly knead the breasts or pull them as this could cause rips or tears. Make sure to turn the head so that the face is not experiencing undue friction on furniture or bedding. Be conscious of clothing tugging on the breasts when dressing or undressing your doll." You heard.
