What Makes A Beautiful Penis?

Not that we give a shit what they think about our dicks but...

A twice-married woman friend once told me that, having to deal with getting fucked nightly by her husband whether she was in the mood or not, preferred average to small dicks. She said they were easier to "deal with" on a regular basis. She didn't say anything about cut vs. uncut, shape, etc.

The most attractive one is beautiful because it's attached to someone I love. Outside of that, I enjoy looking at ones that fall within the range of normal to slightly larger than average. I wouldn't like anything too big to fit in my mouth. As we get older and have sex less often, a penis that's too large also becomes too painful.

Long, thick, lots of foreskin, veiny. Found this on a 19yo twink almost 10 years ago. I married this cute boy last year. Now he's 27 and beautiful as ever. I'm very lucky.

Wow, that's cool. Almost ten years ago and yet he only aged 8 years. What is this miracle? I need some of it.

What makes a beautiful anus?

Size, shape, taste, smell and suppleness.

As long as it is not too tiny and as long as it gets hard .....limp dicks when making love are infuriating.

This is my idea of a perfect penis and scrotum (warning: there's a vagina in the GIF too).

Long, thick, veiny, cut and a mushroom head

What R10 said.

R2, why would you bother us about what some woman had to say about penises? Do you know where you are?

Disgusting.

A large penis is always welcome

r9, that gif makes me feel misled about female anatomy. It looks like she has no labia, and a clit that hangs out like a skin tag.

[quote]Do you think it's different for men and women?

No. Women don't have penises.

R14 I never know what’s going on with vaginas. In college my friends used to ask me to draw what I thought a vagina looked like and then they would laugh at the results.

Troll bumping threads trying to avoid Trump criticism. NICE TRY TROLL.

BIDEN FOR PRESIDENT 2020.

DL icon Justin Owen has a fascinating cock: sharply curves up, not too thick/big, with an incredibly low circ scar that fascinates me.

I love it when a guys dick and balls are by far the darkest part of his body!

I like them dark and I like them pale but I do not like the red dicks.

R18 It's definitely unique.

👍🏼

Women's sensations are within the first inch of penetration, all the rest is fantasy.

The perfect cock for me was on the first guy who fucked me. Not huge but substantial, not thick but fine.

Anything larger since is uncomfortable and anything smaller sort of pokes at me. Every now and again I find a cock the first guy’s and it’s perfect.

R18, your boy has the same problem as Bill Clinton, Peyronie's Disease.

His name was Jason. He was my first AOL date. He said he had a big dick and that he looked like Montgomery Clift. The big dick part was true, but he looked like James Franco (though it would be a couple of years before anyone knew who James Franco was). Smooth chest, cut, kissed like he was in love with me. We spent three hours together.

beautiful? or exciting? exciting = really big, hard, dripping, and some vulgar features

Not bent!