Pines Party last night, Fire Island

Uh... no.

MARY!

So there were a lot of pills there.

I heard OP went as a member of the Lollipop Guild

The smell of meth and poppers must have been overwhelming!

R5, it was somewhat disguised by the stench of CK One and the wafting aroma of the Dial the participants had cleaned out their asses with after reading our Bar Soap thread.

So far the replies are from people with small lives.

It doesn't sound very appealing. Neither does r7.

My insider told me OP went as Nicole Kidman in 'Australia'

Those outfits scream "Ding-Dongs! This Bitch Gives Head"

By "small lives" he means guys who have never been a methed out part bottom at a white party.

Look at the witch's thigh tattoo. It appears to be bullets.

So there WAS a Lollypop Guild, lol.

I guess R11 will be happy when no one is having fun and everyone stays at home and watches a Patricia Heaton show. What's on today's schedule, R11, cleaning out all of that cat litter?

Where were Adebisi and Schillinger?

R14, I think you should have gone with a pink cap, it would have pulled the outfit together.

R12, those might be crayons.

Dante wrote about this: Thanks for the photographic evidence of one of the circles of hell.

R18, you loveable bitch, you.

I can't get over how painful these shoes look.

No, they're bullets. They're supposed to be those things that bandoleros wear.

He's kind of sending crossed signals--the slutty witch outfit versus the bullets.

Next up - Ascension party, but the genius who runs it moved it from Fire Island to Greece, a bankrupt and homophobic shithole. Good idea, Eric Von Kuersteiner.

And the party continues...

So the only options available to gay men in your limited world view are either a life filled with cat litter or getting spit roasted at a pretty boy meth party huh R14?

That's pretty much the entire Fire Island mindset right there, r24.

I'd rather be dead than spend thirty seconds with anyone pictured at r6.

It's odd how being muscular doesn't necessarily make you attractive.

I can't afford to go to such things. I'm a Low Income Gay (LIG). Thank you for sharing the pictures. They are intetesting. Are these the men I often hear referred to as "A List Gay?" It looks like some of the men from Hot Dog on a Stick were there. Those costumes are boner killers.

Those pics just reaffirm why I never had any interest in spending a season there. One week was quite enough.

Did the Lullaby League make an appearance?

The Pines are so passé.

[quote] I can't afford to go to such things. I'm a Low Income Gay (LIG). Thank you for sharing the pictures. They are intetesting. Are these the men I often hear referred to as "A List Gay?"

No, they're cheap whores.

A List? Oh, honey.

R20, I give that bitch at TON of credit for finding those shoes and wearing them. That is dedication!

R20 is such a queen, she crossed herself out with red fabric. NO FANK YOU.

Yeah, R34, but he knew they'd make his ass and legs look better. Ask any stripper.

The bearded Dorothy at R12 is quite handsome. Now there's a sentence I never thought I'd write.

Middle Age Gay Men: Put some clothes on in public!

The alphabet drugs and being "naughty" are fun when you are in your early 20s, but grow up.

What is the white banding on the bearded Dorothy's chest?

The 'banding' is a harness, to signal she's also a leather queen, silly.

Would fuck: Mr A, Mr B, and Mr G. Mr. D is a datalounger, I have no doubt about that.

R40 I don't mean to be a size queen, but that is a tiny TV screen.

R41 there are some winged monkeys heading your way for that nasty slur, my pretty.

R31, where do you spend your weekends? Do you have a favorite booth at the Florabama?

R39, in white? I'd think he might as well use a Liberty of London fabric and douse himself in cologne.

Butch is not girlfriend's forte, R44.

Every person there is trash. Methed out, coked up, whored out trash. Or simply lost. Lost people. Trying to find a stereotype to cling to. Check your self-worth at the door and grab some lube.

Doesn't look creative in the ways tawdry, trashy, kitschy, vulgar, can be creative and fun.

Actually R46, the overwhelming majority of guys there were highly successful professionals from NYC. Sorry to burst your bubble.

Just another distraction for the unfulfilled.

Really R49? Or maybe it's just people who like to have fun at a party.

R46, "highly successful professionals from NYC and methed out, coked up, whored out trash are front and center one and the same. Much of the time, that is. No bubble burst for me. Please.

Meth heads and coke heads and trash OH, MY.

The smart set has moved on from meth to Adderall.

I take adderall. It can make you speedy if you don't have ADD. And even then it only works for a few months.

An old queen would have to start nocarb in April and then carboload for a week before the trip (fills out the face).

The tickets would run a grand and a timeshare would run three. Add in party favor costs and you'd have a gnarled old man with ectremely high expectations.

It's best I didn't attend

Aw, R55, try clicking your heels.

My shame is I was always a guest in the Pines, never a renter, let alone an owner! In my 30s I could afford a few trips to Cherry Grove and the Grove Hotel. And once a bf requested a weekend at the Belvedere and that was a hoot. But anytime I was in the Pines was my 20's, and I had to be pretty and say please and thank you and strut my ass. Basically a whore with no cash payment!

I bet little has changed.

Sadly, your ass probably has, dear.

Hanging with nothing but a herd of narcissistic assholes who want nothing more than to be looked at longingly and to suck a dick? Sorry, no.

[R48] "the overwhelming majority of guys there were highly successful professionals from NYC" That means hairdressers and stylist/retail queens.

Aren't they afraid someone at work would see their pictures? What kind of jobs do they have?

Self-respecting men would not be caught dead at an event like that.

It's like you're all a bunch of fat, uptight pearl clutching prudes who've never been to a party before. I'm sure if you could have gone, you would have.

Oh r63, you cling to your sad little illusions just like Laura Wingfield to her glass animals, don't you?

[quote] the overwhelming majority of guys there were highly successful professionals from NYC

I'm sure every one of them is the queen of Romania.

I hate when gays call street drugs "party favors", it's obnoxious. I've seen enough ODs and foaming-at-the-mouth messes to take a pass. I wish I was the type for whom these things were fun. I guess you have to be a joiner, or "group activities" type, and I'm not.

I went and had a great time. In costume selection, it seems the tin Man is a lot more popular than the Cowardly Lion. Who knew? And yes, there was a Lollipop Guild.

These threads, like the annual one about the Black Party, always puzzle me, with their sweeping generalizations and venomous condemnations of something you claim not to be interested in. I swear, some of you sound like Baptist preachers, railing agains the 'gay lifestyle' while hiding your male porn magazine under the pulpit. I generally ignore things I'm not interested in; keeps my blood pressure down.

Good for you, R67. I had a great time on FI when I used to go out there. Have fun.

There is a time for dancing, and a time to refrain from dancing...

I went and had a blast too! Great costumes, good music, and an incredibly beautiful location. And everyone else seemed to be having a grand old time too--young and old, men and women, gay and straight, the whole Pines community was there. For me, the highlight was the munchkin who was the life of the party.

R67, why don't you tell us more about the positive aspects of the event? It is a bit one sided when all we get are snarky comments (even though some of the comments are a hoot.)

Not an ounce of masculinity there. Unreal.

A time for....."dancing?" Oh, my sides. Followed by violent eye roll. Listen, those parties have their place. But they are only for a certain segment of gay "life" or sensibilities. To each his own. All that mincing and prissing and muscle worship, populated by self-adoring (and often caustic and mean-spirited) queens who are there to see and be seen is not my idea of fun. At all. Every single one of those people in all those pics have a "DON'T YOU WISH YOU WERE ME" look on their flaming faces.

For gay men who are drawn to those kinds of events, those are the kinds of events they are drawn to.

R71, there wasn't an ounce of masculinity at the last partnered/parents, suburban, Brooks Brothers wearing, gay patio party I went to either. It that really so important?

r70 = my hero

My, you're just a ray of sunshine, R72!

i went as one of the munchkins ( uncredited). lol nah i was uncle henry. i was the one saying he bit her dog aye.

Fire Island could be so much more fun if they stopped narrowing their focus towards these one types of parties. It can be so one dimensional and boring. What about having ice cream socials? Or square dances? Corny, perhaps. But why does it always have to be these sex and liquor drenched shows of debauchery?

It is cool to keep your clothes on!

R20

Would a timeless spectator pump have been more appropriate ?

Square dances?

How about croquet tournaments?

Love those spit roasting parties !!

A very bizarre, stereotypical subculture. No thanks, bro!

Buddy & I spit roasted a hot young pig on meth. Fucking heaven man ! Then he sucked our cocks clean. Boy was a beautiful pig.

If you've ever wanted to party with a bunch of muscle marys on meth,poppers and Prep...do we have a party for you!

Bro, how could it be bizarre if it's a stereotype? Stereotypes are commonly held beliefs not something considered bizarre or outlandish. Bro.

r71 apparently gets to define "masculinity" for all of us. He also decides what should be attractive to all gay people, and we all know in advance it is some comical stereotype of an ultra straight male. This is a hard and fast rule, so pay attention.

He will be supported by the maddeningly present "Effeminates" troll. Can you imagine what a nasty piece of work that one is!?

R85 needs to learn how to use the ignore button. I don't see half the replies in this thread and it's glorious.

So true, R85. The ignore button is a miracle. Thanks, Muriel!

I used to go to central Florida swinger parties with my ex-wife, and even those didn't look as bad as this thing.

Classy bunch.lol

R83

Sounds like a great couple of hours !!

Why ignore? It's fun to make fun of idiots.

Great time !!

You heard wrong. The theme was Poz.

It leaves me embarrassed for people I've never even met!

I don't get any of the references in this thread. I guess this was just never my scene and never will be.

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