What stuff turns you off in porn?

When they look like they're just going through the motions. Also, poor camerawork. I hate when the camera focuses on one pose for five minutes. If a guy is getting rammed up his rear end, don't just show me a long shot of him getting fucked. Let's see his face. Let's see closeups of the penetrations. Let's see the dazed look of pleasure on the top's ecstatic face.

Spitting.

Rough.

Fisting.

When the scene starts with one guy going down on the other, with no build up to the sex.

Long oral shots.

Long anal sequences in one single position.

Orgies.

I also dislike how even in bareback scenes, the guys won't cum inside each other. *Every time*, whether it's barely or not, they have to take the dick off and masturbate. If you have to masturbate at the end, what is the point of having sex?

* barely = bareback

Major turnoff when the actors pubes and ass are completely shaved. Thankfully that trend has started to fade in the last couple of years.

Cock rings. Shaved.

I love the TimSuck videos where hot straight guys walk in, pull out their big cocks and get blown standing up. Like this one.

I hate spitting, force, rough, and vids that use a bj as a brief warm up to fucking. I like my bjs!

Limp dicks.

Cum shots

Vaginas.

When they start out naked and hard already with no kissing anywhere. I like the strip, the tease, the sexual tension, the unveiling, the exposing, the making out and groping.... also, too many closeups. A few are okay, but I want to see the guys' faces, I want to see their bodies. I don't want 10 minutes of a close up frame of a dick going in and out of a mouth or ass. Mix it up a bit. Show more.

ALSO: Too many tattoos. Unkempt hair and bushy out of control beards. Piercings (especially dick & nipple). Dirty feet. Coated tongue. Really hairy asses. Hairy backs or shoulders. Pissing. Blood. Scat. Fisting. Cock rings. And did I mention tattoos?? Because yeeech.

Another vote for spitting and smacking around the bottom. Nasty porn bottom shaming.

Tattoos. Wrist watches. Dirty feet. Socks. Genital piercings. Skin infections from sunbeds. Mohawks. Mullets. Body fat. Shitty sets, especially with filthy upholstery, sheets and bedspreads with prints, and rec room furniture. Failure to play with foreskins. Shots too far away from performers. Camera panning too frequently. . .

I hate foreskin play.

I like frenulum play.

Guys, since it's been revealed that some of you occasionally watch het porn because you like the men who do couples stuff, and I think I remember guys saying that they picture that the dude is fucking them, does the very appearance of the woman's cooch deflate your boner? If so, do you tend to stick to the het anal vids? Do you like anal specialist Manuel Ferrara, or is he too gentle for guys tastes? I'm not a big fan of anal in my private life, but I would let MF hit it anytime.

I also hate spitting in any form, and it seems every vid now the dude spits right on his dick before he puts it in. What a turn off. Just use lube.

I also dont like long oral scenes, unless its amateur porn where the guys are a couple and really get into it. Most guys just look like they are going through the motions with no enthusiasm and it's just boring.

r17 Im bi-curious, Im turned on by pussy and I do watch a lot of porn of just vaginas having orgasms. Its the appearance of the actual woman, faces especially,that turn me off.

Farts

Creaking furniture

Office/rent-a-center furniture

Condoms

The appearance of smegma at any time.

Rafael Alancar's grotesque ass and pec implants

Hole shots. Feet shots.

I hate the obvious extra groaning the editors insert.

spitting and blow jobs

Heavy editing, cutting from one scene to the next, no emotions and chemistry between the actors.

Completely agree with you r26, those two are the big ones for me.

What IS IT with that spitting thing. It's soooo stupid. The sucker pulls the cock out of his (or her) mouth and spits on it. They do this over and over, it's moronic.

Spitting has to be #1 for me. Then fisting, and excessive closeups of penile/anal penetration. Damnit, I want to see the guy's faces while they fuck much more than a closeup and of thrusting cock.

They just don't know how to make good fuck flicks anymore. They can spend all the money in the world on these new videos and the vast majority of them have all the sexual heat of a C section.

What turns me on, though, is kissing while fucking and the locked gaze of two men while fucking.

Yes, it's great when they don't see kissing as a chore they have to fulfill at the beginning of the video, and keep kissing and licking each other throughout.

Lack of foreplay (i.e. kissing, nipple sucking, lots of body contact, rimming, oral, etc)

Gaping red oozing holes - it seems to be the big reveal.

r33, in the post money-shot era, seeing a cock withdraw to reveal a river of nacreous man jam stream from a manhole as red as a baboon's is very satisfying. It's poetry.

Spitting for sure. Also ass slapping. While I haven't seen it in a while, there used to be guys punching each other in the chest, which I thought was weird. Bareback sex where the dick goes from ass to mouth is also a groaner .......

Violence: strangling or any kind aggressive, demeaning behavior.

Guys who constantly say, "fuck yeah" while having sex. Or, "fuck yeah, dude or bro". Turns me right off.

Those "fuck, yeahs" are usually added later by the sound engineer

Hate to see sex with beautiful hairless twinks who go about each act so mechanically. No passion at all. It's like they're not even turned on

Ditto spitting. So stupid. Who does that during sex? Is it even a fetish? Because I've heard of a lot of ferishes but I've never seen an ad or profile listing "spitting" as a turn-on.

Also second the skimpy attention to oral. I will switch a scene off if it just jumps right to anal. I could so without a lot of anal but I know I'm in the minority there. The worst is the proctological close-ups of assholes for extended periods. Who gets off on five straight minutes of a closeup of someone's ass getting fucked?

Another one is guys pretending (or not) to be turned off or coerced into sex against their will. Guys being "forced" to suck dick and gagging, making faces, proclaiming it "gross;" lots of straight bait and gay for pay features this bullshit. It's homophobic as hell; who gets off on that? I want to see guys who ENJOY sex with men. Strange concept for some, I guess.

Spitting is very common in hetero pron as well. Of course, it's always the man spitting--usually on the puss.

A lot of sex-negative MARYS on this thread.

Well, they're not straight R38, if that's what you are referring too.

In gay porn, like military classified, the gay guys who talk about the girls that are into. They're not into Girls. At all.

Hairless twinks.

[quote]Guys being "forced" to suck dick and gagging, making faces, proclaiming it "gross;" lots of straight bait and gay for pay features this bullshit. It's homophobic as hell; who gets off on that? I want to see guys who ENJOY sex with men. Strange concept for some, I guess.

It's the homophobic, self-loathing gay guy instructing the gay guys on what to say and how to act. It's very homophobic. But, a lot of gay guys get into that stuff. It's weird. But, they have mental problems most likely.

R39, that stuff (models erected to say 'gross' etc) is for the self-loathing closet case viewer. They can only get off on the idea of being 'forced' themselves, or being demeaning to a gay partner who actually enjoys gay sex. So they either identify with model pulling faces or with the model slapping their partner around. It's all very disgusting and anti-gay.

err, 'models directed', that should be! ^

It always bothers me to see a gay porn performer wearing a crucifix. I'm not even Catholic, but it still makes me uncomfortable.

R45, we are of the same mind.

R45...

Ha! We certainly are, R44

spackle jobs are a major turnoff

Music during the sex scenes.

When they zoom in on the anal so that you can only see the balls and the other guys legs. It's not that I dont like it, but if they just keep there for more than 30 seconds, I lose interest. I like to see the faces and the bodies going at it!

The reverse cowgirl position.

Evolution toe.

Hey guys, if anyone reading this gets the cable channel Fusion , I am watching a very interesting new docu-show called "Miami Porn: Sex Work in the Sunshine State" right now, and it replays at 1:00 am EDT. They cover both gay and hetero porn, and the most surprising thing to me is that these people look nothing like the Porn Valley types from LA. All in all, they are a pretty damn attractive group of people. Most of them appear to have at least some Latin heritage. The most fascinating part so far is the couple who lives together, but he is a gay porn actor and she is a straight civilian. She is not cheap or trampy looking, and he is adorable. The way her mind works though.....she seems to have convinced herself that acting is acting, and he is no different from Leo DiCaprio(seriously, she said that.) Anywhoo, you might enjoy it.

[quote] A lot of sex-negative MARYS on this thread.

Translated: "A lot of people who don't like exactly what I like."

A-fuckin-men, R12! The build-up is often more exciting than the actual sex.

Anything with Jake Cruise. He seems so slimy. How much does he pay them anyway? For your viewing (dis)pleasure.

Guys who grimace and recoil whenever a shot of cum gets anywhere close to their mouth.

A lot of the responses are about how posters wish these brain dead hustlers would act more turned on and caught up in the moment. Well, they can't - they are not trained actors and they aren't turned on, they are drugged up and broke and probably thinking about what they want for dinner as they are pounding away / being pounded. Porn is fake, for pay mechanical screwing. If you want emotion and passion, go find a boyfriend.

R61, if we could just "go find a boyfriend", we wouldn't be watching porn. DUH.

Str8-to-gay scenarios (Just no!) homophobic storylines (Why???) shitty music shitty outfits/costumes (looking at you Hot house) Flat asses Spitting Long oral sessions (just super boring, I rather do it than watch it) Solo scenes (usually too boring) Extreme close ups of fucking for extended periods (I want to see the bodies) Basic/Average looking porn stars (I have sex mostly with average guys IRL, porn should be fantasy i.e above average men!!)

R54 I agree. I hate standing/sitting reverse cowboys. It just isn't flattering looking to me from certain angles and an instant turn off, always skip that position unless it's showing the ass.

R61 shut the fuck up! Porn might be fake Not all porn is mechanical (good porn isn't anyway) No one is forcing the self loathing directors to pick shitty str8 performers and no one is forcing the g4p meatheads to do porn at all. The least they can do is suck it up and put out a good product. Is that too much to ask? -__-

I hate it when the people behind the camera talk to the guys having sex in the middle of a sex scene. It takes you out of the moment. Also I hate spitting.

A sound track, no music please

No passion in the sex

That vile Chi Chi and her annoying PSAs. WE GET IT LIZARD! BTW most of your 'talent' barebacks crackhead. Every time I see her, I have to punch my dick in the eye!

Piercings.

Bad music. I want to HEAR people have sex.

Contrived "stories" and scenarios. Just fuck.

I don't know if the drugged up performer stereotype is true; what I do know is that hot porn sometimes happens, and there are many actors who pull it off in most, if not all, of their scenes. I can cite some few. So shitty performances are not destiny and R61 is trying too hard to be the Cynical Above It All.

The sound of loud straight porn playing on a TV so the top can watch that to stay hard. A limp dick bottom is unforgivable. At least hide it with your hand. Although I did once see a top watching a bottom's previous scene on TV, and getting off on that. "Do you like watching yourself?" That was actually hot.

The violence. The faces like they'd rather be anywhere else. The look of hate on some women while the "stars" continue to humiliate them. It's a horrible business and the countless suicides happen for a reason.

I wish there could be ethical, erotic movies.And I mean sexy movies, explicit. Still. Sometimes it happens (the sex in WEEKEND), but it's once in a blue moon. Guess that can't happen, not in societies that punish sexuality as self-expression and need for it to be a tool for domination. It makes me sick.

What turns me off in porn?

Offensive language and degradation of one of the partner's dignity. Something I like about gay erotica/porn is that there usually is a great degree of equality. If there is material in which one of the partners is being called offensive terms or being degraded as a human being in any way that totally turns me off.

I haven't actually found that type of material in strictly gay erotica/porn much, but I have found it in material made by heterosexual men, generally bodybuilders who make domination videos and refer to their partner with offensive language or speak to the camera speaking very offensively and degrading the gay viewer with their words.

Those "Czech Hunter" vids - pretend amateur stuff...

Everyone is shaved - and douched (not that I have any desire to see shit oozing out)

[quote]Everyone is shaved - and douched (not that I have any desire to see shit oozing out)

Then why are you mentioning that? "Models too obviously pre-douched" is not a complaint one typically hears regarding gay porn.

We don't discuss the brown word.

I don't consider myself foot fetishist just a guy oriented on details and ugly feet are a big turn off for me. While all girls have cute tidy feet there are many men in straight and gay porn and real life with ugly deformed paws (bunion, corn, hard skin on heel).

Any scene where a guy is 'forced' into sex because they supposedly need money or want to buy something their upcoming sex partner is selling, but don't have enough cash for it.

Since someone started a thread about it, that sloppy sounding fucking where there's too much lube or whatever, resulting in farty noises .............. edit that shit out.

Scenes where one of the performers is evidently uglier than the other.

[quote]Scenes where one of the performers is evidently uglier than the other

You just described 95% of interracial porn with hot black guys.

Jake cruise

I like seeing a cock shoot a load on another cock, but it is not a very common sight.

MICHEL "duckface" LUCAS with his pathetic attempts to be still in (his) porn scenes.

R79 Guys with long finger nails, usually black guys

R83

I'm with you on that one. Long nails (hands or feet) is a major turn-off. I like my sex with clean groomed individuals. Why would you want to have sex with someone who doesn't keep themselves groomed & clean ?

The absolute worst type of porn: When they make a point of showing that the guy in question can only get hard while watching straight porn. Why watch a allegedly straight dude pound his meat, especially when he looks bored and/or nervous? So fucking BORING!

poo

unusual insertions (pool cues, traffic cones)

fisting

leather

When the entire cast is (of) slender so so looking twinks. Sometimes you wonder if those guys are even of age which grosses me out even more. I like MEN, not boys nor bois. Also, the guys needs to have something to get my interest. Youth alone is not enough. Great looking face, a great looking body, strong presence, something. Personally, I like the ones with well built men in their 30s, 40s.

Wow, I love almost everything you guys hate!

Spitting, so nasty and degrading.

I ADORE ass-to-mouth, I do it myself in fact.

Asses NEED to be roughly smacked!

Straight-to-gay scenarios are hot!

Love it when the guys says Fuck early and often. It shows they are completely lost in the moment.

What kind of sex do you guys have if you are missing out on this stuff!

I like my porn to be "dirty" too, I agree.

Women. Drag queens. There's no bigger boner-killer than seeing some drag queen in a porn vid. Even five seconds is too long.

Very much agreed, R87.

Now, R88:

[quote]Love it when the guys says Fuck early and often. It shows they are completely lost in the moment.

It really doesn't.

R88 you can't be that experienced. Saying " Fuck " is not getting lost in the moment. I am 300 and I tell you not one person I ever had sex with said " Fuck".

The passion-less performers are an epidemic in porn to the point that the majority of scenes are infected. I also hate the spitting and piercings. Can't imagine why they think someone would pay to watch it.

She-males in gay porn. A fucked up hetero fantasy.

[quote]What turns me on, though, is kissing while fucking and the locked gaze of two men while fucking.

Fuck, yes. THIS.

Tattoos. Especially those huge multi-colored ones that completely cover body parts, like sleeves, or big murals across the chest. They might as well be wearing clothes because you can't fucking see their body. They don't look naked. Total turn-off.

But the worst are the Bible Verses. Jesus Christ... there is no bigger turnoff than someone with a fucking Bible Verse tattooed to their fucking body.

90 of the 96 posters on this thread haven't had sex in decades.

Bacne, acne, and assne.

Great makeup and clever camera angles can hide it for a while, but when I spot it I'm disgusted.

No kissing, minimal contact other than dick to mouth or dick to ass, socks and/or shoes on but otherwise nude (studios should pay for pedis), endings where performers separately jerk off without touching each other, stupid sets covered with neon paint or faux graffiti, bad sex talk/sounds (exaggerated, robotic moaning, or repeating the same phrase over and over, or no words), obvious steroid use, everything shaved, obvious pain, performers who look underage.

Overweight Eskimos.

cunilingus

Agree with R22 -- Rafael Alencar is a boner-killer.

Condoms

I love really big cocks.

I like facial cumshots.

I like rough fucking, like that guy Igor from Machofucker. He made this one dude cry in one of his films.

I like Jack Harrer and Marcel Gassion from Bel Ami, those two really do it for me.

I also have a thing for twinky white guys being fucked by big black guys or being gangbanged by a group of big black guys.

R90

Which is why I've always felt sorry for any boi who worked for Chi Chi LaRue. Imagine taking direction from a huge drag queen while you're trying to maintain a hardon for the distance !!

Piercings. Ear gauges. "Man buns" (the hair, not the butt).

There is a HUGE niche out there for underwear and yet most porn just rips off the underwear and starts with the fellatio. Even bulges and vpls are not recognized.

I loathe women or drag queens in gay porn, even if it's for a second, the same goes for gross, old men playing non-sexual roles (the priest, the teacher, etc.) That disgusting old, polar bear guy - what's his name - Jake Cruise!! VOMS.

BEARDS AND MORE BEARDS are pretty disgusting.

Also, there are too many tattoos on these gorgeous bodies, that are now ruined.

I never really saw spitting till I saw that Triga stuff (Thanks to DL) and for some reason it works for me....with those kinds of rough & totally aggressive guys.

But I hate eating ass or seeing it done - go figure...or "foot worship" that happens sometimes.

I like a hot faced guy (body doesnt really matter) getting an amazing bj or a daddy type fucking someone 10-15 years younger...or the triga chavs doing totally disgusting things.

I just saw one where the top spits on the bottom's hole and THEN goes for the lube! OK what's the point? Never mind.

My pet peeve is bottoms acting like it's painful. Honey you and I both know that truck stop has seen a LOT of traffic!

When the actor says "I do gay porn, but I'm straight" is very much a turn-off.

[quote]if we could just "go find a boyfriend", we wouldn't be watching porn. DUH.

Really? You sound like a clueless frau who asks her husband, "aren't I enough?"

I'm married to a guy and we both watch porn, separately and together (he travels for work). It's fun.

I've never cared for Eastern European porn, unless it was directed by Kristen Bjorn. Dirty talk doesn't work with subtitles. Sometimes I'll find American porn dubbed into another language. They will even dub the sounds of sex. Grunting doesn't need translation!

Beards

Shaved heads

Shit

No kissing

Straight porn on a nearby laptop

Cheesy music

Bottoms with hyperextended backs

Bottoms over 35

Condoms

Silence

R112, you make absolutely no sense. Is your reading comprehension broke, or just your reasoning faculties? That response is not only stupid, it's nonsensical.

I love drag queens and story lines in porn. I like porn with a sense of humor, and I like to be entertained while I'm engaging in self-satisfaction.

It's fine to share what turns you off in porn, but why do you have to attach labels and insults to your specific turn-off?

I really get into watching rough and well-acted forced sex in porn, and my boyfriend indulges me with the same in bed. It's raw and carnal. Alternate it with some tenderness and I'm out of my fucking head.

I don't like or seek violence or rape IRL. Fantasy is about unlocking your hidden fears and deepest desires and unleashing them in a safe environment.

This doesn't necessarily equate to homophobia or self-hating, and making that automatic accusation to me reeks of pearl-clutching and sanctimony.

It turns me off if the guys go straight to penetration. I love foreplay, the touching, kissing, etc.

The same with jerkoff videos that generally bodybuilders do. I don't like it when they go straight to stroke the cock. I like it when they first exhibit the body, the felxing and posing, the display of physical strength,etc. That makes me desire to see more of him and enoy the whole video.

I hate the fact that they spend so much time on extreme closeups of a cock going in and out of an ass or a mouth. I find myself yelling at the screen, "Pull the camera back!". I like to see the lust in their faces and watch their bodies in a wider shot. I also hate quiet porn. I like to hear them talk DIRTY.

That would be vaginas Bob.

We need gay porn producers to read this.

r 120 I agree! Why is angle selection (from DVD times) now totally obsolete?

Bareback, Spitting, Violence/Humiliation, "Straight" guys, Fake moaning and overacting.

The fetishization of heterosexual men in videos in which they get blowjobs by gay guys.

caftans. earrings.

Soft or wilting dicks

Ass-to-mouth - I'm too much of a germophobe & it completely kills the mood for me

Bondage scenes where it isn't really bondage

Ugly big tattoos

Not enough time spent on oral...frankly, I would rather watch (good) oral than fucking 90% of the time

I don't mind spitting, rough talk, ass slapping or any of that, but I'm not into the more SM kind of stuff like sticking clothespins all over someone's body...don't get that

When Zeb Atlas needs to cut a scene to stroke his thing and then retake the scene to finally cum. If he is not sexually interested in the guy or woman he is doing then the whole thing loses interest.

Guys with dicks so big that they never even get fully hard...I'm looking at you Boomer Banks.

[quote]Not enough time spent on oral...frankly, I would rather watch (good) oral than fucking 90% of the time

I'm the opposite. I find oral scenes almost as boring as the solo/jack-off porn, and fast forward through it if it lasts more than a minute or so.

Studios whose idea of a "daddy type" is either a thirty year old roid queen or a ragged looking poz guy.

Margarine fountains

Fake cum shots (like in Manbuttered type stuff)

Dirty feet (I like clean feet, but if they're dirty, I'd rather they keep their shoes on).

Twinks

I love the aggressive stuff, even the "Bound in Public" gangbangs, but find it really hot when they interview the bottom afterwards and he says how hot it was for him. I don't like not knowing it's consensual.

I find that hot too

Two super hot guys sitting next to each other, not even looking at each other, furiously masturbating in order to cum for the "climax" scene.

Jesus Christ, if you can't make each other cum, what's the point? And if you being with another super hot guy can't get you off, such that you can't even LOOK at him while you jack off... that's such a turn off.

The whole point of a sex scene is for one person to get another person off (or both get each other off, or whatever number of people there are). Two people doing a dual solo masturbation scene in order to cum after sucking and fucking and all that is just weird and completely takes me out of it.

I like those MuscleHunks, PowerMen, MuscleGallery videos in which you see bodybuilders posing, taking showers and masturbating. I don't like it when they look so insecure. They have the body, but insecurity takes away any possible erotic feeling. If you are going to work for those companies make sure you will do your best to look desirable for your eventual audience.

I like it when they dress up like frogs!

I hate choking

R126= chichi in rehab

Spitting is the WORST. So awful. Worst instance is when someone's getting rimmed, and the rimmer spits on the asshole, and then continues to lick...his own now-cold spit. Gross and pointless. So fucking stupid.

Condoms.

Sean Cody guys who smile like IDIOTS the whole time they're having sex. That's not what happens during sex. Seriously, if I was fucking a dude who kept looking directly at me with a retarded smile on his face, I would pack it up and go.

Excessive tattoos.

Shaved crotches.

Is anyone listening to us?

I love eating ass, but hate watching it in porn.

I hate the noise lube makes when porn actors applies it to their cock and stroke it. I really can't stand that noise.

R 140, we might disagree on the rest (except that I hate shaved crotches too), but thank God someone else notices those Sean Cody smilers. Who has a constant, open-mouthed smile during sex? And it never reaches the eyes...I just imagine that creepy voice-over guy telling them he'll give them an extra twenty bucks if they show how much they like it.

I like it, and most of the things reviled here. No wonder the DL can be such an unpleasant place, you sound terribly unhappy and straightlaced.

Laugh tracks.

Red ears which is a huge sign of Viagra and the rest of them drug.

An obvious lack of enthusiasm.

I don't remember what studio was. I watched a few videos from a British studio on Pornhub. It was one of those solo videos in which there is a bodybuilder who previous to showing off the naked body and jerking off they get interviewed. Apparently, they tend to seek heterosexual bodybuilders. The thing is that they ask them if they have had homosexual experiences or if they would be willing to consider sex with a guy and they usually reply "no" with some level of disgust.

More than a turn-off such answers and facial expressions are intolerable. If you dislike homosexuality what tha hell are you doing in a studio that makes material for gay guys?

R144, who are you responding to?

Any porn with a straight guy in it is a huge turnoff.

I don't know if it really turns me off, but I think Austin Wolf was not born to bottom. He is too much of an alpha male and is the perfect top.

Austin Wolf is another one that acts holier than thou but is letting clients raw dog him if the price is right.

Face it. Almost all these performers bareback and doing drugs. If they stick around long they'll do it on video. Like tired ass Sean Lockhart. He did when he was underage and now doing it at 30.

I thought he was doing mainstream movies. Oh well. Poz King Rocco will be waiting with open arms.

I guess it's true that all porn stars are fucked up in some way. Anyone getting fucked by that pos creature feature Rocco Steele just comes off as sad and desperate.

Huge hung dwarfs who bottom.

Quintuple murders in Oklahoma

Bareback, and side by side jackoff endings.

[quote]I hate the noise lube makes when porn actors applies it to their cock and stroke it. I really can't stand that noise.

I hate guys that spend half the vid pulling out the bottom and rubbing on their dick (making that noise) instead of actually fucking. These are usually the really hung ones that can't keep it up.

A really bored guy giving a really boring half-assed not-even-trying not-even-using-his-tongue blow-job to another bored guy standing there, limp as a wet noodle.

That's the kind of shit that belongs on the editing room floor.

I swear to god, there used to be a ton of those kinds of videos. Thank god they're few and far between now.

Those fake smacking sounds made in an attempt to kiss.

There are no good kissing pron movies. Just morons darting their tongue like aimless snakes...........

Those gay for pay kisses that look like the guys are trying to eat each others mouth rather than actually kissing. Gay for pay blow jobs where the guy fist pumps the other cock while barely having the head in his mouth.

The lack of openly homosexual and bisexual men in gay porn and homoerotica in general.

Please, satisfy the fantasies of those of us who don't fetishise hetero men and would like to see men we can really lust after and we can relate to because we share the same attraction for men.

Why is bareback a turn off to some of you? Is it because it's no longer taboo with the advent of PrEP?

It's not advisable

PrEP doesn't protect you from a host of other unpleasant STD's.

When guys start out already naked and hard. That's annoying. I want to see them in clothes, I want to see them get turned on, make out, slowly get undressed.

Fake dialogues. I don't like it when they speak to the camera saying things like "do you like my muscles?", "do you want me to flex my big hard muscles?" or "look at this, I'm so strong, grrrrr, yeah!". They don't sound natural. I want the guy to really get turned on by getting naked and flexing for the camera, that way sexual speech will just come out naturally.

Turn-off: Frank Defeo still doesn't have sex with a guy on cam despite him having rough wrestling sessions and other very sexual activities with the same sex.

The toe jam scenes. EWWW! I know it's a fetish but watching a man lick and suck another man's nasty feet is a big NO-NO for me.

Also the shaving drives me nuts! Smooth chest but hairy as a gorilla on the legs and arms.

Guns, knives and needles.

Hairlessness

Men under 40

Visible Abs

HIV-neg

Gay for pay, or any performer who clearly lacks interest or commitment. The ones who look bored, disgusted or put upon.

Bottoms with soft cocks.

Guys who avoid cum like its acid. You don't have to swallow or eat it, but try not to act like someone is spraying diarrhea in your face.

Obviously poz guys or raging steroid cases.

Bitchy face slappings.

Heterosexual guys who have done some form of gay porn and then become homophobes to some degree.

The viewers. Bitch, bitch, bitch, yet they continue to watch.

If they don't show the cum shooting out of the dick then people are going to say it was fake, a-la Lucas Entertainment. So other studios prefer that the model pulls out- cums- then goes back in. It's the right way to do it-

We now need the opposite thread: What stuff turns you on in porn.

R177. I agree.

What is that shit anyway? Milk? Phlegm? A milkshake gone bad? It's disgusting!

Piss. Spit. Scat. Women. Beer bellies. Hairy asses. Hairy ass-cracks. Hairy balls. Hairy taints. Saggy flabby asses. Rashes. Stab or bullet wounds.

I like it when they use squirt cheese for lube.

A line worthy of Anglo-Saxon epic Beowulf -- R180 for poet laureate

I hate when they refused to show the top as they are thrusting. Jimmy Durango has one of the best buts in porn but they avoid his ass as much as possible.

I know some guys like low-hangers, but I'm not really a fan of them, especially when they're still hanging low, flopping around in the sac, and actually covering the action during an ass-pounding. And low ones that are small like marbles and are hanging unevenly aren't sexy at all.

Butt pimples. Any tats around the navel or anus or on the face and head.

Foreskin

Effeminate males

Evolution toe.

[quote]So other studios prefer that the model pulls out- cums- then goes back in. It's the right way to do it

Pulling out then very quick shoving it back in is acceptable, but I still prefer a genuine internal. The worst is the tooth paste method - squirting out every last drop around the hole and inserting the cock as the bottom moans uncontrollably. The Bel Ami method.

[quote]What is that shit anyway? Milk? Phlegm? A milkshake gone bad? It's disgusting!

Colored lube

Raunch or kink

Hairiness

Dirty socks

Girly underwear. Looking at you Randy Blue

White men

Uncut cocks

I like when they show multiple shots of the same cum shot, especially one of the face of the top in O progress.

Old nasty and kinky men in porn are the grossest thing. Quite a trend now in mainstream gay porn (old farts with young-er men)

The inevitable pie fight.

Those graduates of Bel Ami Eastern Euro School of the Dramatic Arts (and its many imitators) who just lay there, dead-eyed, while having their organs rearranged by huge cocks or rough, deep fisting. Amongst the better of this lot, you can see the gears working -just barely- as their brains go through the motions of making a grocery list for tonight's dinner or studying for a driver's exam.

I actually like some silly premise of a plot, but for fuck's sake discard it like a hot potato and fast. No one wants to see the plot line developed over the course of even a video of just a few minutes, let alone something quasi-feature-length.

Bandages and skin eruptions and overly pimply asses are not sexy (though ankle-mounted home detention tracking devices are, kinda.)

Whether it's my preference or not, I get why, when the cameras are rolling, the top pulls out and unloads on the bottom's hole, but for fuck's sake, try to keep the spunk in the proximity of the ass so it can be fucked into the gaping hole (or hand fed to the moaning bottom) by the cock/top from which it sprang.

Dubbing that is so distractingly wrong it has to be turned off.

Fake bro talk

Mason Reese.

I'm sure he's a nice guy and all and he certainly was 'cute' as a small boy pushing lunch meat but I'm sorry he just doesn't belong in porn. Cur a persona jewish ventilabis calidum canes?

Dirty feet or dirty socks.

I LOVE dirty feet and socks! Why is that such a big deal?

I hate when they look at the camera. That makes me go from 12 to 6 right away. Not a fan of hairless either. I don't mind Jake Cruise, though.

Tossing the football back and forth

YES I'M LOOKING AT YOU FUCKING SEAN CODY!

Is this supposed to be a subplot? A bunch of queens who can't throw or catch for shit and THEN fuck afterwards!

Idiotic and irritating.

I like a lot of oral. I know, I'm weird.

Paycheck playas

I like daddy video and dad/son incest scenarios but it's a turn off when the dads are so skinny that they look as if they're starving or when they're grossly overweight. Give me a daddy who is in shape or even a slight paunch.

Tyler Saint. Those "gay casting" and "massage" videos often have some really cute guys, but he's just bleeech. Almost as bad Jake Cruise.

That saint guy NEVER that hot to begin with. And now he's old and disgusting. Rank him with old troll Jake and Duck Lucas in the 25th century as the ultimate boner killers. UGH!!!

Most of the 90s gay porn is now unwatchable for its cheesy music and harsh lighting. If I have a clip that's with an actor I like, I just turn the sound down while watching a more recent one without a rickety set, bad lighting or any music.

Conversely, some more vintage porn with a disco or "bow chicka-bow wow" corny retro score is campy and sexy.

Oh, and when guys repeatly blurt, "Shit!" while getting rimmed or fucked.

No, dear, we want none of that, and no reminders of its possible entry into the scene.

Don't you just love when men have shaved chests and pubes but otherwise are hairy apes? Anyone? No?

Very big dicks unable to get hard enough to properly penetrate. It's like a kind of a torture porn imo.

Bodybuilders doing humuliation videos and using homophobic slurs. Seriously, humiliation is not sexy and homophobia is even worse.

Anything where the bottom looks uncomfortable or disinterested. In real life I enjoy consensual sex with enthusiastic partners, so why would I want to watch someone squirm and gag with a miserable expression the whole time? Clear disgust is not a big turn on.

Pimples esp on butt

'90s porn with "music" by Costello Presley. Eww. Volume down.

There's a thing now where bottoms do this girl-pornstar-inspired moan with an "upspeak" flourish at the end, like they're asking a question: "Ooh-OOH?"

(New DL icon and jizzwhore Ace Era does this a lot.)

Wow, music by Costello Presley. I remember that name. I wonder which porn flick I saw that he did music for. I remember it was bad.

I hate all new wave music used in early 80s porn. There were a lot of original songs created for those movies. Melodramatic, melancholy, downcast, queeny, synth-heavy.

I prefer the ones from the 70s that just used big name rock band's songs without permission.

R216 stop lying to yourself, Princess

OnlyFans - pay 20 dollars for a 5 second clip of a random humping a muscle starfish.

Any scene with Adam Russo

Hot guys stroking their dicks to the point that they're making these contorted faces as if they're in agonizing pain rather than getting ready to enjoy the feeling of shooting a big load.

Hot guys stroking their dicks for a long time and dropping a little drip instead of shooting a big load!

Turn offs include: cock piercings, red gaping rosebuds, tops playing with their own nipples while they fuck (Austin Wolf) limp dick tops with the bottom still moaning in pleasure, guys looking disinterested or in pain.