Key Party

Who are you expecting to find? Seriously. It's like buying a Manufacturer's Discount grab bag. You might get the Versace tie or you might get the orange camo socks.

That movie with Kevin Kline and Sigourney Weaver had a key party in it --my only experience--Ice Storm

Do they still do those?

I was at one on Fire Island but we just drew numbers instead of keys. There were four bedrooms and 16 people. We just scattered and everything was over within an hour.

To the person on Fire Island, what did all the participants look like (or how would you rate them physically?)

I got a rock, r1.

I"m the Fire Islander and it was a pretty attractive group. If there was a divide it was that half the crowd was hairy and half smooth. Most were brunette or black haired and three blondes. Early to mid-30s. Almost all of them I had seen at tea before.

I couldn't imagine just being willing to have sex with anybody at random. I can be slutty but I need there to be some level of personality and physical attraction to want to have sex with them, I mean not a lot, but something and there are some guys that I just won't feel it with.

R8, that's the interesting part about key parties. It's sexy but also anxious.

I never know what I'm going to get

My odds of getting or being somebody else's orange camo socks are distressingly high.

I hate it when someone hides all the handcuff keys and ignores the safewords.

Do you get to see the keys as you are picking one, or do you reach into a bag or box without seeing them? If they can be seen, I'd add some kind of 'macho' key chain that says a truck or suv or sports car name on it.

Yuck, this is a real thing?

I wanted Sigourney Weaver but wound up with Joan Allen.

Never knew what a key party was until i saw The OC.

Key party is to put the key in the poosey? No problem. What go in must come out, I always say.

besides The Ice Storm, are there any other movies that show a key party?

R18 The Trouble with Angels has a fabulous one, IIRC

There's also a 19h-century equivalent of one in the TV movie "Sarah, Plain and Tall," but they use horse reins instead of keys.

I'm just waiting for the "Maiden Aunt" Troll to come on the thread and complain vociferously about anyone who expresses discomfort with this concept.

The Grinch!