How would "I Love Lucy" be different if it had been sponsored by a marijuana company instead of a cigarette company?

Ethel never would have said, "I have sufficient."

[italic]Mame[/italic] would have been a much better film, but she'd REALLY need a reason to open a new window!

They would have actually finished that giant loaf of bread.

If you get the blu-ray box set of the first season, there is an option to watch the shows as they originally aired with the original cigarette commercials. Those are fun to watch. More doctors recommend Phillip Morris!!

"Philip Morris Cannabis is the only marijuana for me. You think I could work for that cold nasty woman without it ? No way. That's why Jess, Madeleine, Bob and even Desi smoke it from the time we arrive until we leave whenever the bitch from hell dismisses us !"

-Vivian Vance

Fred would've put Little Ricky in a microwave while babysitting him.

They could have given the REAL reason why Lucy's mother, Mrs. MacGillicuddy, was so loopy.

They'd have to change the name of the show to I Love Doritos.

Ricky's screen test would have been for [italic]Dude Where's My Car[/italic], which would have been called [italic]¿Hombre, Dondé Esta Mi Auto?[/italic]

Aunt Martha's Old Fashioned Green Goddess salad dressing would have made them rich.

"Hey Cesar, you wanna swing on this ?" would have been a line heard daily from Desi rather than the one time it allegedly occurred.

Mrs. Trumball's ability to pay her rent would have been clear to all, she was the block's dealer and she lived in a building with "show people." Easy money for a lady in her 80s.

That chocolate would not have even made it to the conveyor belt.

Lucy would be married to a hep-cat like Louis Armstrong rather than a bongo player from Squaresville.

An entire episode would consist of opening and closing the louvered shutters.

R3 WW. Golf-clapping over here.

[quote]there is an option to watch the shows as they originally aired with the original cigarette commercials. Those are fun to watch. More doctors recommend Phillip Morris!!

I love the commercials where they talk about the health benefits of smoking.

Lucy in Hollywood would have been invited to parties at Robert Mitchum's house.

Instead of Mame, Lucy would go on to fuck up the film version of Hair.

Lucille Ball in "Reefer Madness" Coming soon to a theater near you!

The Ricardos would have had roaches.

Little Ricky would've had dreadlocks.

Tallulah Bankhead would've actually been delighted to be their neighbor.

Lucy would have posed as the Marijauncess of Ganjastan.

Don't have an appetite? Fuck Vitameatavegamin. Try some of our superb reefer. You'll laugh like hell, get the munchies, and won't have a hangover.

Someone would have broken Lucy's kneecaps when she mowed down Betty Ramsey's prize-winning "flower bed."

Season 2 finale: Fred cleaning weed while discussing Upton Sinclair.

Maybe Fred and Ethel wouldn’t have suffered premature hetero bed death.

Now that you mention it they all seemed high at the time. And the plots reflected decision making that could easily be the result of impaired thinking.

A chill, laid back Ricky would just let her be in his fucking show.