Please Meet The Hottest (Gay) Couple on Instagram!

Seems to be something missing in their relationship that they're trying to replace with online narcissism.

Also, nice bodies, but the more heavily bearded one is rather homely. Can we please have higher standards when we throw around terms like "hottest."

Call me judgmental, but these boys are clearly asking to be judged.

I am so bored of the Instagram fame whoring. I am 26, what is it going to be like in 20 more years? So why is an average couple looking for followers?

They look almost exactly alike and that is freakish and disgusting. They could be incestuous brothers.

Articles like this makes me wonder if Buzzfeed is an even bigger bane on humanity than Gawker. Who the fuck is this pathetic queen.

Can the beard trend finally die?

Plenty of hot guys have always looked great in beards, but now, with every straight man in a beard, it's time to let that fad go to the graveyard of all trends with the hets.

I'm SO glad that the hideous Undercut craze died a quick death. Even queens knew when to quit that stupid shit.

Dime a dozen "hotness". Yeah they are cute. Ah, youth.

They need to step up their decoration game. The ONLY passable thing in their abode is the fuchsia bath towel.

[quote]They look almost exactly alike and that is freakish and disgusting. They could be incestuous brothers.

I'm guessing you're Black or Asian and can't tell white people apart. Because apart from their coloring and being into fitness, those two are nothing alike, and they would never be taken for brothers. They're even of clearly different backgrounds (the black haired one is probably Italian and the other one could be Irish). On Queerty, another blind ass queen was biliously moaning about how those two are so 'alike', regurgitating that old cliché that homosexuality is about narcissism (btw, was that you?). The one reason straights avoid being called sibling-like when they couple up with someone of similar ancestry (and they do so in higher rates than gay men) is that men and women have such different body types. But guess what, when you're gay, you take the risk of partnering up with someone of a similar body type to yours, and that doesn't make you 'freakish' and 'disgusting'.

There is no point in pretending that they aren't hot. I think some people will deny it because they think it is impossible to acknowledge that without also being jealous.

I don't want to be them but I would definitely fuck them.

attractive, but they have those drugged look on their faces every time, they must take a ton of quaaludes.

The cute one would look much better without the beard. Is this one of those fake relationships like you'd see between Andrew Christian models

They're hot, but who cares?

I fucking hate Buzzfeed. It's the worst thing on the internet.

The cute one DOES have his beard shaved off if you scroll down to the final photos in the link, and, yes, he DOES look much hotter without it.

I prefer Justin and Joe Cade😏

I like them & think they're a good looking couple but I wish they'd take normal photos for once because their poses sometimes creep me out

"Hot" yes, but no heat--like models. Blank expressions, over-posed...are we sure this isn't just some kind of marketing ploy?

They have one facial expression - blandness.

Sorry R6, but I'm with R3 on this--the first thing I thought was that they were brothers. And I am a white Italian-American male who knows lots of people who look like the two of them.

I wonder if they can only have sex if someone is watching?

I see differentness, too, not sameness. And why the FUCK is it an issue if two guys look somewhat similar? Another DL stupidity.

I want to see them FUCK!

R18 It's their way of saying gay men cannot only each other - they can only love (an image of) themselves.

They seem nice enough, but all those tattoos? I don't date convicts.

[quote] but they have those drugged look on their faces every time, they must take a ton of quaaludes.

Really? Quaaludes? This is 2015 calling. No one uses quaaludes anymore, they are nigh impossible to find since they aren't manufactured anymore.

Yeah, they're hot. Wake me up when they're fucking.

Pretty hot, for real. In sharp contrast, I'm getting tired of all the fat bears walking around Ptown during Bear Week being described as "incredibly handsome" when in fact they are nothing of the sort.

They're white and fit so that makes them 10s in gay culture.

they are cute and i wish them well

I'm white and I think they look alike

Rampant narcissism is never hot, regardless of how low your body fat may be.

R26 Oh dear, "I wish them well" is not how Datalounge rolls. You have to pick some random physical trait, a stare or some skin problem, as evidence that they're into heavy drugs; come up with speculation about one of them being a cunty slut who cheats on his boyfriend, or is otherwise in deep mental affliction. If you don't somehow lead your post to the conclusion that a gay couple, any gay couple, isn't living in domestic hell, you're failing Datalounge's requirement to engage in "pointless bitchiness".

R28 is fat and hates it.

I am white and 50 and I don't think they look alike and I do think they are cute but very bland. I don't single them out of the narcissism and self-documentation because that's the M.O. of so many young these days. It's a very wide generation gap - like the one between the youth of the 60's and their parents.

Great bodies ........the 'less' bearded one is hotter. When I started looking at the pictures, all I wondered was 'who is taking all of these ?' .............Guess they can be setting up the camera/cameraphone themselves ....

The hipster beard thing has GOT to go.

what's better than one selfie queen? two selfie queens!

I'm white and they looked pretty similar to me.

R29 marry me

The cuter one with less of a beard is the bottom, you can tell.

They are decent-looking in a generic way, but to me "hot" means sexy and I really don't find them sexually exciting. Maybe it's the beards, maybe it's the narcissism, maybe it's the fact that their lives look so mundane, their home decor straight out of Pottery Barn. Not for me.

DL trannies hate them because they're not their "straight" fantasy

[quote]Rampant narcissism is never hot, regardless of how low your body fat may be.

Because it REEKS of insecurity. Which is never hot.

Overinterpreting some innocuous pictures of domestic life as evidence of grave dysfunction reeks far more of insecurity than the pictures themselves, R40.

[quote]Because apart from their coloring and being into fitness, those two are nothing alike

Erm, what about the hideous beards?

God, the fairer one is so much more attractive.

my existence does not revolve around this datalounge so i can wish well however the fuck i want too.

[quote]The Hottest (Gay) Couple on Instagram!

Not if Gio Benitez and Tommy DiDario have anything to say about it!

They're cute enough, certainly. Good looking. But, hottest?

"Erm, what about the hideous beards?", asks the cunt, just before producing evidence in the following post in self-refutation.

Why are so many gay men so bitter and nasty in regards to attractive people. Stop letting your insecurity show so damn much JEEZ

The blank expressions on their faces are so fucked up. They look like pod people from the Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

They're the gay equivalent of a revoltingly "cute" couple I knew in college who got a lot of mileage out of the fact that their names were Timmy and Tammy.

I hear the fairer one have sex with his own mother, how nasty is that.

Hot?

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

You cunts are hard up, damn.

They look like bookends.

[quote]Because it REEKS of insecurity. Which is never hot.

You know what really reeks in this thread? Jealousy, envy, bitterness, anger, hate and counter-productive in-fighting, with a hearty helping of self-loathing on the side. Typical DL. Most of these replies could be parodies, except they're not funny. They're sad and pathetic, but oh so predictable.

They're a cute couple and present as positive role models. I wish I had seen an image of a happy and successful male couple who are just normal, real people when I was a kid.

Must not be many couples to choose from :(

Apparently the only interesting thing about them is their abs.

They should push that dead-eyed blandness a little further and they could become a kind of Warholian art project.

They are cute, I think it's awesome that they are coupled at a young age. But they aren't "Hot" and they sure are bland. NEXT!

Btw - Joint social media accounts are so gross.

I like the monkey-face one; a mug worth splooging onto.

The bottom kinda looks like Marcia Cross if you squint.

R60 they both look like adorable monkeys.

Nice

Have they moved to Richmond?

They look like twins.

[quote]They look like twins.

Not if you look at enough pics of them. Sure, they're similar in size, hair color, beards, but they're easily distinguishable.

would also love to see them fuck - the rest is boring, no different than hundreds of other insta-gay couples.

Don’t be so basic and crude r67

You don't want to see them fuck, r68? I don't believe you.

My Mind wasn’t even on that.

R69 No thanks, I'm not into incest.

We're more compelling, simply because we don't appear visually related.

But we don't think they have deep conversations about important issues like sunscreen and dozens of hashtags

Tiktok bros

Yummie?

Why are these people fucking their fraternal twins? Aren't there enough gay men out there to choose from?

LOL @ whoever posted back in 2015: can the beard trend finally die?

Answer: No.

They are so gross. They look like twins. Absolute narcissistic.

That's very common, though, dating the mirror.