"Heartbroken moms fear fate of breast milk sent to jeweler"
Fraus sent their precious bodily fluids to a company called "MommyMilk" so they could be made into jewelry, which turned out to be (surprise!) a scam. Now they have their teats in a twist.
[quote]“I hand expressed the last ounce of my milk and sent it to…MommyMilk Creations immediately to memorialize my trials and tribulations,” she said. “What followed was months of postpartum depression and a mourning period I had never expected. “All I can think about is the loss of that last precious ounce,” she said. “And what good motivation my necklace may have served as.”
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 21, 2020 5:26 PM
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Sounds like an article from The Onion.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 22, 2015 3:14 AM
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Have these people never heard of PT Barnum?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 22, 2015 3:27 AM
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I wonder how many gallons of cum have they received.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 22, 2015 3:28 AM
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The woman should stop taking new orders until she's caught up on the old ones, if she wants to restore any credibility. Anyway, some new breast milk pendant artisan needs to take advantage of this opportunity and fill the void. Great business opportunity if you have some basic jewelry making skills and don't mind getting death threats from white moms with their first world problems.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 22, 2015 3:47 AM
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[quote]if you... don't mind getting death threats from white moms with their first world problems.
It's not as bad as being murdered for your sneakers by some black thug with ghetto problems.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 22, 2015 3:58 AM
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r5,
But, it's okay if he lets you suck his dick first!!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 22, 2015 4:23 AM
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It looks more like a day camp project.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 22, 2015 4:32 AM
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This is about as damned stupid as people wearing departed loved one's ashes in necklaces. What's next, artwork made from a baby's first poop outside the womb? Or maybe some removed foreskin art.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 22, 2015 4:52 AM
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What's next? Probably dried up bits of umbilical cord made into a hair barrette.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 22, 2015 5:09 AM
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Don't despair! At "A Place for Placentas" we honor your natal leftovers by enshrining them in Lucite crystal lamp bases - to ensure that your warm glow is forever cast upon this dark world, illuminating hope every time you flip the switch.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 22, 2015 5:39 AM
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J'adore R10!
Actually in Victorian times the hair of deceased loved ones was preserved in weavings and wreaths and such.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 23, 2015 10:39 PM
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You can buy antique mourning rings *made of hair* on ebay.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 23, 2015 11:35 PM
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EW!!! But who would be this stupid?
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 21, 2020 5:26 PM
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