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Which Closet Case is Trying Too Hard to Seem Straight Today?

Yeah, yeah, "all of them", but especially this one.

"They have a huge attraction to each other between their personalities and their sexual energies. You see them in a room and you immediately are in love with them as a couple.”

by Guess Whoreply 16005/22/2020

You rang?

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by Guess Whoreply 107/18/2015

Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk for the win.

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by Guess Whoreply 207/18/2015

Joe Jonas owns this thread.

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by Guess Whoreply 307/18/2015

Bradley Cooper. All of 'em really is the right answer, though.

by Guess Whoreply 407/18/2015

This.

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by Guess Whoreply 507/18/2015

I'll go with the obvious.

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by Guess Whoreply 607/18/2015

Jared Padalecki

by Guess Whoreply 707/18/2015

Jared P for damn sure.

It's pathetic, really.

by Guess Whoreply 807/18/2015

r6 wins

by Guess Whoreply 907/19/2015

Bradley Cooper has a look of Barry Manilow across his eyes.

by Guess Whoreply 1007/19/2015

Ryan Seacrest

by Guess Whoreply 1107/19/2015

Seacrest should be the founding inductee into the Trying Too Hard to Seem Straight Hall of Fame.

by Guess Whoreply 1207/19/2015

Aaron Rodgers owns this thread.

His relationship with Olivia Munn is the most laughably obvious bearding campaign of the past several years.

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by Guess Whoreply 1307/19/2015

BREAKING NEWS! Leo is getting married! I'm not allowed to start a thread (and amazed no one has yet) so here is the news. If someone wants to, please start a thread. TIA!

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by Guess Whoreply 1410/07/2015

Darren Criss

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by Guess Whoreply 1510/07/2015

Just like brothers, only better.

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by Guess Whoreply 1610/07/2015

Where's Matthew Morrison lately? Studying to become a gynecologist because he lurves vagina so much?

by Guess Whoreply 1710/07/2015

............

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by Guess Whoreply 1810/07/2015

JJ Watt

by Guess Whoreply 1910/07/2015

Miss Neyo gives me a chuckle. He went from practically living in a glass closet; to knocking up strippers left & right. And he's made damn sure that he's as messy about the situation as possible. Every 5 minutes there's a story leaked to the press about drama with that baby-mama/fiance/beard or drama with this baby-mama/fiance/beard. Nobody's buying the "Ladies Man" act!

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by Guess Whoreply 2010/07/2015

Aaron Rodgers is still the queen of this thread.

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by Guess Whoreply 2110/08/2015

Ryan from The OC

by Guess Whoreply 2210/08/2015

Kate Walsh. She broke up with her beard a couple of months ago and since nobody noticed a magazine ran with the story trying to get people to realize she had a bf. The comments after the article are hilarious.

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by Guess Whoreply 2310/08/2015

R16 Jensen and Jared are not a couple, Jensen and Misha Collins, that's another story ;)

by Guess Whoreply 2410/08/2015

R24 is deluded. Jensen spends ALL his working days (and nights) and non-working days (and nights) with a man - however, he is not Misha Collins. ;)

by Guess Whoreply 2510/08/2015

Any Jonas Brother

by Guess Whoreply 2610/08/2015

Justin Bieber.

by Guess Whoreply 2710/08/2015

Hugh Jackman and wife

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by Guess Whoreply 2810/08/2015

Russell Wilson

by Guess Whoreply 2910/08/2015

You are so pathetic, R24, I actually feel sorry for you.

Quit trying to beat a dead horse.

R25 is spot-on.

That is a truly awesome picture.

😀😀

by Guess Whoreply 3010/08/2015

Zac Efron and whatever beard he's with.

by Guess Whoreply 3110/08/2015

In R28's link we see Jackman out in front, when it's usually the reverse. Somebody must have clued him in that he needed to act like the dominant one in the relationship. LOL

by Guess Whoreply 3210/08/2015

If I could make time in my busy schedule it would be about me and my super-hot fiance, Sofia.

by Guess Whoreply 3310/08/2015

"Vera Wang's boy-toy" Evan Lysacek, with his strategically-placed Playboy coffee-table book.

by Guess Whoreply 3410/08/2015

Nick Jonas. I was originally going to say Joe, but hooking up with Kate Hudson is the definition of desperate.

by Guess Whoreply 3510/08/2015

R16, R25 & R30 I've heard the rumors about those two but I've never bought it. Even if Jensen is gay, he acts so homophobic, particularly at suggestions his character might be bi, that I couldn't see him in a LTR with a man, only hook ups. And if they were a couple why the wives? It's not like they have much of a career outside this show.

by Guess Whoreply 3610/08/2015

Of course all your examples are of good looking people. No ugly celebrity could possibly be gay, like every real world gay is.

by Guess Whoreply 3710/08/2015

John Goodman is gay, R37, but I don't think he fits the blind.

by Guess Whoreply 3810/08/2015

R36 Oh my.

by Guess Whoreply 3910/09/2015

R36 Look at it this way: they live together in a small house in Vancouver despite their $4 million a season salaries; they own houses within 5 minutes of each other in Austin; they are only ever seen out with their wives at official events the rest of the time it's just Jensen and Jared out and about together; they go on and on; the timing of their marriages is just odd Jared suddenly gets engaged and then Jensen very shortly after...

by Guess Whoreply 4010/09/2015

R37, most celebrities are good looking. Duh. You must be blind a homophobe if you think all gays are ugly, too. Probably a typical obese straight person.

by Guess Whoreply 4110/09/2015

Hugh Jackman

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by Guess Whoreply 4210/09/2015

While promoting "Pan", Hugh Jackman is telling every interviewer how great his sex life with Deb is.

by Guess Whoreply 4310/09/2015

Wait, does Armie Hammer have a little boner wrapped around Henry Cavill? I swear his little pecker is saluting.

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by Guess Whoreply 4410/09/2015

I can't wait for Nick Jonas to come out.

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by Guess Whoreply 4510/09/2015

R44) It is! OMG!

by Guess Whoreply 4610/09/2015

I never heard nor seen Aaron Rodgers until I watched him on celebrity Jeopardy. I thought I was going to faint after seeing that Adonis with his cardigan sweater and his well groomed short hair cut. He is so manly! So what is the proof ya'll have that the guy is gay?

Many of these people will marry, have kids, and the remote suggestion will be squashed.

by Guess Whoreply 4710/09/2015

Aaron Rodgers is straight dude

by Guess Whoreply 4810/09/2015

[quote] So what is the proof ya'll have that the guy is gay?

This is a good starting point.

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by Guess Whoreply 4910/10/2015

Or you can just google Kevin Lanflisi.

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by Guess Whoreply 5010/10/2015

Taylor Swift. It's always going to be Taylor Swift.

by Guess Whoreply 5110/10/2015

Kanye West. The self loathing queen went as far as to say that he is being discriminated against in the fashion world because he isn't gay! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

by Guess Whoreply 5210/10/2015

"Many of these people will marry, have kids, and the remote suggestion will be squashed."

John Travolta got married and had kids, but the world still thinks he's gay

by Guess Whoreply 5310/10/2015

Henry Cavill seems to be the Great Pretender these days.

by Guess Whoreply 5410/10/2015

Neyo

It's embarrassing to watch

by Guess Whoreply 5510/12/2015

[quote]Many of these people will marry, have kids, and the remote suggestion will be squashed.

Bitch, please. I still get mentioned in the comments of any article about JGL and his marriage. Because he's not straight, and everyone knows it.

by Guess Whoreply 5610/12/2015

[quote]"Vera Wang's boy-toy" Evan Lysacek, with his strategically-placed Playboy coffee-table book.

dragon lady lesbian! Vera, not drag lady Evan.

by Guess Whoreply 5710/12/2015

Evan is a joke

by Guess Whoreply 5810/12/2015

jeremy renner owns this damn thread

by Guess Whoreply 5910/12/2015

Most of you on DL are nuts! So many on DL have said James Vader Beek is gay ,yet the guy has 4 kids! If he was gay the guy wouldn't to have that many kids with the little woman. Then people on DL said Mark-Paul Gosselaar is gay yet again he too has 4 kids as well! So many have a lot of kids and stay married. If they were gay they wouldn't have that many kids! and more and more the walls have been coming done for people in Hollywood to come out of the closet.DL makes up a bunch of fairy tales which are complete crap! Don't believe these queens!

by Guess Whoreply 6010/13/2015

R60 Reads like a parody.

by Guess Whoreply 6110/13/2015

"If he was gay the guy wouldn't to have that many kids with the little woman. "

I don't know anything about James Van Der Beek.....but Ted Haggard has 5 kids and we KNOW he's not straight.

by Guess Whoreply 6210/13/2015

Aaron Rodgers for the win! He just can't stop talking about his wonderful girlfriend!!!

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by Guess Whoreply 6310/13/2015

Mark-Paul Gosselaar was never rumored to be gay was he? I'll admit, though, I didn't hear much about his personal life before or after he got married.

by Guess Whoreply 6410/13/2015

r60.....Caitlyn Jenner ring a bell ?

by Guess Whoreply 6510/13/2015

[R57] - Vera Wang is a lesbian???

by Guess Whoreply 6610/13/2015

In the West, we like to think we have defeated homophobia, but the huge numbers of obviously closeted celebrities and athletes disproves that notion.

by Guess Whoreply 6710/13/2015

i really did not come across a name on this thread that seemed as outrageous as you are claiming R60. of all the wacky names that've been tossed around here on DL the past few years, these are actually some of the more plausible

by Guess Whoreply 6810/14/2015

JJ Watt

by Guess Whoreply 6906/26/2016

Chris Evans

by Guess Whoreply 7006/26/2016

Aaron Rodgers tries too hard every day

by Guess Whoreply 7106/26/2016

Shemar Moore

by Guess Whoreply 7206/26/2016

Russell Wilson

by Guess Whoreply 7306/26/2016

That cunt Taylor Schilling

by Guess Whoreply 7406/26/2016

Isn't Taylor Schilling out?!

by Guess Whoreply 7506/26/2016

Aaron Rodgers

Billy Flynn

Hugh Jackman

Taylor Lautner

Bradley Cooper

by Guess Whoreply 7606/26/2016

Henry Cavill, especially with his fake deep voice, the "spectacular breasts" interview, and going on and on about the marines and rugby.

by Guess Whoreply 7706/26/2016

....

by Guess Whoreply 7806/26/2016

Taylor S.

by Guess Whoreply 7906/26/2016

Will & Jada Smith and probably their spawn as well.

by Guess Whoreply 8006/26/2016

R80 I hope the four of them come out at the same time... and they will.

by Guess Whoreply 8106/26/2016

Bradley Cooper, Leo, The Jonas Brothers and for the old timers, Keanu Reeves.

by Guess Whoreply 8206/26/2016

Tam.

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by Guess Whoreply 8306/26/2016

Dubs

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by Guess Whoreply 8406/26/2016

Don't forget about me

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by Guess Whoreply 8506/26/2016

And me too I'm trying so hard also

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by Guess Whoreply 8606/27/2016

We could never forget you two closet cock loving queens r85 and r86 even when the fraus and fangirls come here try to proclaim and assert your "heterosexuality".

by Guess Whoreply 8706/27/2016

Who is the guy at r86?

by Guess Whoreply 8806/27/2016

Taylor Swift

by Guess Whoreply 8906/27/2016

Billy Flynn R88

I know, I had too reverse Google image search him too.

by Guess Whoreply 9006/27/2016

She by Shemar.

by Guess Whoreply 9106/27/2016

Will Smith will never come out he's the black Tammy Cruise.

by Guess Whoreply 9206/27/2016

Ugh. Definitely Chris Evans right now.

by Guess Whoreply 9306/27/2016

Bond. Tom Bond.

by Guess Whoreply 9406/27/2016

The Chris Evans rumors are news to me. When did this happen?

by Guess Whoreply 9506/27/2016

Shawn Mendes after that pathetic "I'M NOT GAY!!!!!!!" snapchat.

by Guess Whoreply 9606/27/2016

I guess Tom Hiddleston now that he's 'dating' Taylor Swift..

by Guess Whoreply 9706/27/2016

Yes, r97.

by Guess Whoreply 9806/27/2016

David Henrie

by Guess Whoreply 9906/27/2016

Shemar

by Guess Whoreply 10006/27/2016

R92) Isn't Will having an affair with Margot Robbie?

by Guess Whoreply 10106/30/2016

r81, how could a whole entire family be gay. Though the thought is funny. But that would go against biology.

by Guess Whoreply 10207/01/2016

I think it's more likely that Jada is having an affair with Margot Robbie

by Guess Whoreply 10307/01/2016

Shemar is really bad now. I mean, I'm just embarrassed for him at this point. The shirtless 'I'm not gay haters!' Instagram posts are just pathetic.

by Guess Whoreply 10407/01/2016

[quote] Aaron Rodgers is straight dude

Of course he is!

by Guess Whoreply 10507/01/2016

[quote] Aaron Rodgers

Billy Flynn

Hugh Jackman

Taylor Lautner

Bradley Cooper

Add to list Aaron Schock

by Guess Whoreply 10604/28/2018

Of course the Supernatural guys made the list😄

by Guess Whoreply 10704/29/2018

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by Guess Whoreply 10804/29/2018

Kevin Spacey

by Guess Whoreply 10904/29/2018

Christian LeBlanc and Michael Mealor

by Guess Whoreply 11004/29/2018

Aaron Rodgers, with his Danica Patrick "romance"

by Guess Whoreply 11104/29/2018

I can’t believe no one’s brought up Tim Tebow yet.

by Guess Whoreply 11205/07/2018

[R6] who is that guy?

by Guess Whoreply 11305/07/2018

R5 what is the deal with Dolly's husband? It's almost like he doesn't actually exist. I've never seen a picture of him. What does he do? I wonder if he has a secret partner and maybe even kids.

by Guess Whoreply 11405/07/2018

I don’t see this alleged boner at R44. Am I blind?

by Guess Whoreply 11505/07/2018

R110 Chrissy is not trying hard at all. If anything he's doing just the opposite. .. Did you catch his "Dancing Queen" video on instagram this past weekend? As he ages, he seems to be channeling his hero, Charles Nelson Reilly, more and more.

by Guess Whoreply 11606/19/2018

Bradley Cooper

by Guess Whoreply 11710/01/2018

Lindsey Graham owns this thread this month!

by Guess Whoreply 11810/01/2018

Definitely, Miss Lindsay.

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by Guess Whoreply 11910/01/2018

Shawn Mendes.

by Guess Whoreply 12010/02/2018

[quote] I can't wait for Nick Jonas to come out.

Kevin J. would murder him either right before or after that happened. Kevin didn't go willingly into the corral and take so many whacks on the tailbone from Papa Jonas' belt-buckle just so Nicky could gallop free. No sir.

by Guess Whoreply 12110/02/2018

R3/R35 I once read a DL reply dubbing the middle Jonas with the epithet 'Homosexual Joe'. I'll never forget it.

by Guess Whoreply 12210/02/2018

Have you bitches actually forgotten about my lovely, sexy, hottie wife and me?

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by Guess Whoreply 12310/02/2018

[quote]I can't wait for Nick Jonas to come out.

I've given up on Nick Jonas.

by Guess Whoreply 12410/02/2018

r116 oh honey. she skipped past Charles Nelson Reilly and went right to Paul Lynde. In another year, she'll be Alice Ghostley just not as butch.

by Guess Whoreply 12510/02/2018

Miss Lindsay Graham

by Guess Whoreply 12610/02/2018

Aaron Rodgers just gave an interview about how he's soooooo in love with Danica

by Guess Whoreply 12710/04/2018

What a homophobic thread! How dare you talk about who’s gay and who’s closeted! Self-serving bull shit!

by Guess Whoreply 12810/04/2018

Timothy Chalamet and Depp's daughter.

by Guess Whoreply 12910/04/2018

[quote]I can't wait for Nick Jonas to come out.

It's a slow rollout. Very slowwww.

by Guess Whoreply 13010/04/2018

Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves. Not only did that movie suck, but their pretense of being so enamored with each other since the 90"s was cringy.

by Guess Whoreply 13110/04/2018

Pretty sure this is Taylor Swift

by Guess Whoreply 13210/04/2018

R51 Swift and anyone she dates. We all know, Taytay. Just stop.

by Guess Whoreply 13310/04/2018

By the time George & Charlotte ( and Louis) are grown, th e monarchy will be barely visible.

by Guess Whoreply 13410/09/2018

R134. Sorry. I posted in the right thgread, but then it shows up here!

by Guess Whoreply 13510/09/2018

Tebow

by Guess Whoreply 13610/09/2018

More about Chris Evans please!

by Guess Whoreply 13710/09/2018

Many reports of Evans’ bisexuality... I think that he’s merely familiar with the casting couch.

by Guess Whoreply 13810/09/2018

Bruce Jenner

by Guess Whoreply 13910/09/2018

For the sake of gay men everywhere, I hope and pray that every man mentioned in this thread is straight.

by Guess Whoreply 14010/09/2018

Joyce Bulifant owns this thread.

by Guess Whoreply 14110/09/2018

I think Miss Lindsey Graham is still trending at number one on this thread.

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by Guess Whoreply 14210/09/2018

Hi boys!

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by Guess Whoreply 14310/09/2018

R44 Armie seems like the type of straight guy that if you get him high/drunk enough he'll backdoor you.

by Guess Whoreply 14410/09/2018

How else is he supposed to get into locker rooms with young nekked mens?

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by Guess Whoreply 14510/09/2018

r145, do you know him personally?

by Guess Whoreply 14610/09/2018

Mark played a "straight" married hustler on an old episode of LAW AND ORDER. It was some of the best acting I ever saw him do.

by Guess Whoreply 14710/09/2018

jgjgj

by Guess Whoreply 14810/09/2018

Cory Booker, come on down!!!

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by Guess Whoreply 14912/17/2018

Hopefully at least one of the Garropollo Brothers.

by Guess Whoreply 15012/17/2018

Cory Booker and Lindsey Graham are neck-and-neck in the race for the title of The Senate's Saddest Closet Queer

by Guess Whoreply 15112/17/2018

Childish Gambino

by Guess Whoreply 15212/18/2018

Certainly not me, Ryan Seacrest. The women of America love me. Love me, do you hear ?

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by Guess Whoreply 15312/18/2018

Now that I'm over 50, they're leaving me alone and I can have all (of) the hotdogs (that) I want !!

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by Guess Whoreply 15412/18/2018

Gee, you bois shouldn't be bitchin. I still have to be careful, hire 'em and have them sign off on DCCs.

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by Guess Whoreply 15512/18/2018

Aaron Rodgers. He'd be better off just ignoring the subject instead of these waxing soliloquies about how much he loves to crush the puss. He's not fooling anybody.

by Guess Whoreply 15605/20/2020

[Quote] Look at it this way: they live together in a small house in Vancouver despite their $4 million a season salaries; they own houses within 5 minutes of each other in Austin; they are only ever seen out with their wives at official events the rest of the time it's just Jensen and Jared out and about together; they go on and on; the timing of their marriages is just odd Jared suddenly gets engaged and then Jensen very shortly after...

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by Guess Whoreply 15705/21/2020

Who was in the OP photo which is no longer available?

by Guess Whoreply 15805/21/2020

These 2 R158

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Shawn Mendes

by Guess Whoreply 16005/22/2020
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