Commercials from the past that annoyed you

I only remember the old ones I like. I can still remember black&white commercials that were great, 50 years later!

The awful ones, mercifully I have forgotten.

Those NyQuil ads in the '80s that had a guy with a cold waking his wife up in the middle of the night so he could whine at her until she brought him some NyQuil. Amazingly, she would do so rather than smothering him with her pillow.

Those '80s toothpaste commercials that always had an identified middle-aged woman walking into a family's bathroom to inform them that they were brushing incorrectly. Mom says "Well, what should we doooooo?" rather than calling the police to arrest the intruder.

What about those TV ads with neighbors on either side of their bathroom medicine cabinet?

I just remember one line an actor says in exasperation to his wife, "Barbara ...."

Have not a clue what the product was.

Kelly Lebrock imploring us not to hate her because she's beautiful.

I don't know what it was for, some hair products maybe, but the one where at the end of the commercial the stuck up bitch says "Because I'm worth it!"

Mona!

That was Cybill Shepherd, R5, for L'Oreal. The original entitled blonde bitch.

Buttahfinguhs!

Farrah Fawcett and Joe Namath in thus Noxzema commercial.

I hated that jingle.

"Hot dogs. Armour hot dogs. What kind of kids eat Armour hot dogs? Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks. Tough kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox..." There'd always be that one goofy kid at the playground who'd sing this chant, pointing at different kids who matched each description. I always wanted to be the "tough kid," but I always got chosen as the "skinny kid" and the "sissy kid." Two points. It's actually kind of funny now, but it was so annoying then.

Totally annoying...

Crazy Eddie's, a NYC electronic chain long out of business. He would shout and scream during the commercials. Also the OxyClean commercials with the deceased screaming pitchman Billy Mays.

cal redneck

ugh...so, so awful

This one, for Cheer detergent.

This time, it's not just a smart woman patronizing a stupid man; she's a thief, as well as a cunt. Some spokesperson. Yecch!

Mother /daughter bonding

Those "Like a Rock" truck commercials

Okay, here's one of the Revlon commercials I was talking about:

There was an awful Nintendo commercial where a fat kid sitting on a bench would hit himself on the head with a dead squirrel in order to see his game in colour.

Dody Goodman was the saving grace.

Remember Cindy Crawford singing in that godawful Charlie commercial?

the cunty FLO

Shampoo that gives you orgasms.

That Starkist commercial where Candace Cameron screams "CHICKEN" that was on TV endlessly last year.

I hated those Conestoga wagon commercials, Those fancy spoke wheels did nothing for me.; besides, they never had enough horse power.