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Ejaculating Dildo Allows Lesbian Couples to Conceive at Home

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by Anonymousreply 34March 21, 2020 3:35 AM

With so many unwanted children in the world, I think its best for all couples, including gay couples, to adopt rather then just breed.

by Anonymousreply 1July 15, 2015 10:35 PM

The idea of safely and hygienically handliing the specimen is a little stomach churning. Actually how many are not going to handle it safely and hygienically.

by Anonymousreply 2July 15, 2015 10:41 PM

Is this to do with the Greek situation?

by Anonymousreply 3July 15, 2015 10:42 PM

Shameful!! Makes me ashamed of being gay no strap ons or turkey basers. My kids will have a dad too

by Anonymousreply 4July 15, 2015 10:49 PM

Where can I get one?

Or two?

by Anonymousreply 5July 15, 2015 10:52 PM

I loathe the male hatred in the lesbian community!!

by Anonymousreply 6July 15, 2015 10:56 PM

So lesbians want a man but without the man?

by Anonymousreply 7July 15, 2015 10:59 PM

r7, the stereotypical low class and no femininity lesbos do. I am not referring to Carey Grant type butches or femmes . My femme friends do not hate men, nor want to be them

by Anonymousreply 8July 15, 2015 11:01 PM

I loathe the woman hatred in the gay community!!

by Anonymousreply 9July 15, 2015 11:04 PM

R1 I'm totally with you on that! But we have REALLY got to overhaul the adoption process and laws because they stay in foster care for too long, and are often exploited and moved from home to home. I don't want to talk about how I know that, but I wish I'd known love as a child, instead of perpetual fear. It sucks. So folks, if you've got it in you and can adopt, PLEASE, PLEASE do so. If you don't, that's ok too but you CAN help orphaned kids by pressuring pols to change laws and help.

by Anonymousreply 10July 16, 2015 12:06 AM

Urk!

by Anonymousreply 11July 16, 2015 12:27 AM

It worked for us!

by Anonymousreply 12July 16, 2015 12:39 AM

R12 = W&W!

by Anonymousreply 13July 16, 2015 1:05 AM

Some lesbians are in total denial about dildos being prosthetic penises. Kind of like the transsexuals who claim that their penis is "womanly".

by Anonymousreply 14July 16, 2015 1:12 AM

Dildo=phantom penis.

by Anonymousreply 15July 28, 2015 11:46 PM

Guzzling as I type . . .

by Anonymousreply 16July 28, 2015 11:52 PM

Where are they getting the cum?

by Anonymousreply 17July 28, 2015 11:55 PM

Well, that means there will be fewer baster'ds in the world.

by Anonymousreply 18July 29, 2015 12:05 AM

what dumb gimmick.

what's wrong with this?

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by Anonymousreply 19July 29, 2015 12:13 AM

male hating dykes are frightening

by Anonymousreply 20July 29, 2015 1:20 AM

Some guy jacks off in it, I guess (to R17). Maybe they could get a transwoman with a feminine penis to do it? Then it would be the first baby created completely from female sperm and eggs!

by Anonymousreply 21July 29, 2015 1:40 AM

Maybe for some, but I don't know any fucking lesbians who like having dildos shoved in their coochies. Vibrating bullet? Yes. Clit tickler? Yes. Finger sandwich? Yes. Dildo? No.

by Anonymousreply 22July 29, 2015 1:52 AM

"finger sandwich"?

And how do you eat that?

by Anonymousreply 23July 29, 2015 3:52 AM

Even the whole turkey baster thing is ridiculous - a 10 cc syringe (without a needle!) is more than enough.

by Anonymousreply 24October 24, 2015 9:54 AM

Humanity is destroying the Earth. Don't relegate future generations to endless strife and war over dwindling resources.

by Anonymousreply 25October 24, 2015 10:06 AM

And so, technology does its part to spread the germs of endearment.

by Anonymousreply 26October 24, 2015 12:33 PM

This is great.

by Anonymousreply 27October 24, 2015 2:01 PM

[quote]Save the Earth! STOP Breeding!

Amen! Breeders are selfish shits, whether straight or gay. But because gay people have to actively seek out breeding, I tend to judge them more about it. It's unfair I know, but fuck breeders.

by Anonymousreply 28October 24, 2015 2:16 PM

The sex equivalent of vegan soy bacon or pleather.

by Anonymousreply 29October 24, 2015 2:42 PM

So let me get this straight so to speak: A guy jacks off into the dildo, and then the lesbian sticks it in her girlfriend's vagina? Would the sperm die in the process?

by Anonymousreply 30October 24, 2015 5:25 PM

No, not if it's done quickly. Sperm can live outside the body for 20 minutes or so. But I doubt the majority of lesbians, whether using this ejaculating dildo, or a syringe, are getting sperm this way -- with a friend/donor jacking off in next room. They're likely using thawed sperm samples from a sperm bank.

by Anonymousreply 31October 24, 2015 6:28 PM

Can gay men suck on it?

by Anonymousreply 32October 24, 2015 6:40 PM

Wouldn't a super soaker work?

by Anonymousreply 33March 21, 2020 3:34 AM

Why do dykes use dildos don’t they HATE penises?

by Anonymousreply 34March 21, 2020 3:35 AM
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