Jeff Goldblum a daddy for the first time at 62

Shit, I'll end up supporting the kid while he's in college. I always do. People really don't know all of the good things I do for Hollywood stars who end up dead before their spawn are able to go out into the cruel world alone.

62 is too old to have a kid - I have a friend whose dad was 59 when he was born and he grew up terrified throughout his childhood that something would happen to his dad. He'll be 80 when the kid graduates high school. At least he'll leave him a tidy inheritance.

Having said that, Jeff Goldblum is a friend of a family friend, and he's reportedly a very, very kind, normal, funny person. No superstar airs at all, has exactly the offbeat sense of humor you'd imagine him to have. Mazel Tov, you crazy kids.

People do leave longer and healthier nowadays. A black old lady just celebrated her 116th birthday. Jeff seems very much healthy for his age and slightly youthful looking. He is not balding or have serious illness, that we know of, so what is this antiage shaming of older fathers.

Somehow his sperm seems less dusty than Billy Joel's but it still too old. A friend in elementary school had 55 year old dad and he seemed ancient to us.

I love him. He seems like such a nice and funny guy. He used to be hot as fuck. He's still attractive for an old man.

I detest the Nazis but Jews are never attractive, there is always something creepy about their faces.

wow i had no clue he was 62... i thought he was maybe 52. He looks good on those apartments.com ads.

He's probably older than 62, all actors lie about their ages.

And if a person is going to need elder care by the time their kid graduates from high school, R3, that person is too old to be breeding. (And late paternal age is a risk factor for certain illnesses.)

Nude photos of Jeff reveal that he does not have sizemeat/

I'm going to a wedding he's going to be at in a few months and it's taking SO MUCH out of me just to tell myself in advance that I can't squeal with joy at him

Father and daughter day!

she doesn't look that young... 30s at least

R12

She's 31.

I agree with r11. In that photo it looks like it's take your daughter/teen bride to work day.

Daddy issues, money, security, attention, but I will never understand how young women can fuck geezers without grimacing and retching. It just seems so eewwwwwwwww

I love Goldblum but 62 is really, really old to become a parent. My own father was 45 when I was born and it was difficult. He couldn't play with me much, had really outdated values, couldn't wrap his head around trends or new technology, had health problems from the time I was 10 years old on. Only about five or six of us in high school had older parents, and every single one of us lost that parent by the time we were in our early 20s.

My mom was 39 and my dad 42 when I was born. My parents were always 10 years older than my friends' parents, but they were such active people no one noticed or cared.

The fish was looking for a lifetime luxury guaranteed meal ticket.

Same as all fish.

It's good to be rich. Just think; Jeff will alway have an extra kidney or piece of liver in reserve.

Looks like we have another Hilaria "Look at me!" Baldwin on our hands.

Like I stated earlier, there is this anti-age shaming of older fathers. I have known some older fathers who are fantastic with their kids. There are actually more involved in their kids live than some younger Fathers I know of.

The Hilaria comparison, unfortunately, is apt. What is it with these famewhores.

My dad was 47 when I was born and lived to 99. He dropped dead of a heart attack while mowing the lawn. He never slowed down. I loved having an older father because he had accomplished a lot by the time I arrived so I had a very comfortable upbringing. My mom died at 80 and he never remarried although women flocked around him (always bearing casseroles!).

Best wishes to the new parents.

I thought he would cum dust. And yes, BDF but no sizemeat.

R17 and r23 your fathers were 42 and 47 respectively, it's hardly the same as being born to a 62 year old father. You may have been born to older fathers but your fathers didn't become elderly while you were still children, so there would be a huge difference in your childhood experience compared to this babies. I'm not saying one is better than the other, its just not comparable.

Ran into him at the grocery store a few weeks ago. He's still got the sexy going.

62?? He's 66 if he's a day.

Nevertheless, he's a sexy 66 and in terms of a youthful outlook, probably a lot younger than regular new dads who are in their 40s.

I’ve always thought he was fine as fuck.

Too old to have a kid. Still hot though.

Yes with these daddy threads!

Was he really SO moved by Jackie Cox’s lip sync on Drag Race?? Or is he just that good of an actor??

R26, this post is from 2015 so of course the age seven is wrong.

DeFacto strikes again.

When I saw this post, I thought "no way Jeff Goldblum's only 7 years older than I am" -- then I saw the date of the op.

My question is: what's the point of bumping this?

R32 I’m sorry, but I saw the words “Goldblum” and “daddy” together and it triggered my pleasure receptors.

Life, uh, finds a way?

Don't mutilate the kid. I don't care if you're Jewish.

Wiki says Goldblum is 68. Celebritynetworth.com says he's worth $40 million.

R36 and his penis size?

I’m sure he’ll make an amazing dad.

Why does his wife have to be an “ass?” That’s anti-Semitic!

My parents were even younger than that, 41 and 43, but I still felt that terror as a child. As an adult and their youngest, I got sucked into caring for them because I'm not married yet while my older brothers live their lives. I buried my father already in a funeral that I had to plan with no help and I struggle to care for my mother. I cry a lot.

It sucks. Don't have children if you're middle-aged or older.

I have a funny feeling that little Youngman Jurassic Goldblum (or whatever the fuck his name is) won’t be scrubbing the dried shit off Jeff’s $40MM ass, r40.

I love his sense of style.

He's hot. Having a kid at that age is a bit selfish though. He's still very fuckable.

Who's having butt sex?

R30, the post you're replying to is also from 2015.

[Quote] [R26], this post is from 2015 so of course the age seven is wrong.

They cloned Anne Frank.

That is one ugly trophy wife. "Participant!"

He’ll be 80 years old when the kid is graduated from high school, 84 by college graduation and 86 when he gets his master’s degree. A medical degree when Dad is 88-90 years old. Will the kid try establishing a career while taking care of Dad?

I coordinated my grandmother’s care. She was so demanding, and I couldn’t say no. I nearly lost all of my clients because I had to cancel appointments so much.