My roomate hasn't come out of her room since two days ago

at least knock on the door

call the cops!

Uh wouldn't that embarrass her?

No. Let her rot. Let the neighbors pick up on the sweet stench of human flesh.

Can I have her stuff?

Send her a text asking if everything is ok and see what happens.

Tell us. I'm simply dying to know!

She's probably dead ! Drug overdose !! Yep, and you are still wondering OP !!

Check the window sill. She might be a gargoyle.

Are you sure she's in there?

Well?

Have you heard any sounds?

How do you know she hasn't come out?

Have you been there 24/7?

What's on her iPod?

I want to know where the fuck she is already. How have you not investigated by now? Please go see and report back here or at least slide a slice of bread under the door.

Lets just say she is dead and it took you two days to knock on the door.. just ask her a question or something. Make up a story and knock

I knew a girl who went into her room once. But then she died.

Can I have her stuff?

Build a shrine outside her door using glitter, paper hearts, and stained stuffed animals.

Poke a candle through a paper plate, light said candle, turn off hall lights, sing songs, take selfies, repeat.

I do that. But I'm bipolar. Is she bipolar?

Did she come out to pee. Everyone has to pee.

Did u check?

For God sake OP, where the fuck are you ?? Is she still alive or is she dead ??

If you've killed her we will be your alibi. He was with us officer, we swear.

Why? If she's dead she's dead. Why ruin your day.

Years ago I had a roommate and it was not going particularly well. One holiday weekend, his bedroom door was closed and I was pussyfooting around the apartment, trying to be quiet and thinking that he was sleeping. As the weekend went on, I started wondering how it could be that he never seemed to come out of his room, though I wasn't around all the time, so I figured I must have just missed him. Then come Monday night, and he actually arrives home after 3 days in NYC. His activities weren't any if my business, of course, but I just wanted to know if he was going to be around if it might interfere with my own plans.

This is the same fellow who was in law school, but stole toilet paper from his legal internship employer, rather than spring for the miniscule t-paper expense himself. That's just reckless - imagine if he were caught! He had both a boyfriend and a female fiancé at the same time, but I minded my own business and said nothing about it. My silence made me feel a bit like an accomplice, but no matter. Both eventually discovered each other and dumped him.

She's dead, Jim.

Perhaps she isn't home

On this vague topic I decided to do a tarot reading. You need to tell her to have her pancreas checked ASAP. She's got a serious life-threatening medical problem developing internally. Don't laugh and distrust my reading. Tell her and take her to the ER fast.

"[bold]Roomie![/bold] *thump*thump*thump*[bold] Roomie![/bold] *thump*thump*thump* My Datalounge oracle says you have a problem with your pancreas! Steve Jobs had the same problem and it turned him yellow and he died and we were stuck with Tim Cook starting a music service! Don't you dare die on me! You still owe for your half of the Keurig "

There is only one thing you can do. Set the house on fire and see if she comes out.

Knock on the door and (if she answers) ask if her lights are intermittently going off and on, as yours are.

It's a legitimate house question, even if it is a fib.

She's fine! She sends her love!

Roommates who stay in their room are the second best roommates to have (the best being the ones who are never home of course)

I did the roommate thing once -- I was writing a book on AIDS and its cultural impact in the US, so was behind my (then) work processor 18 hours a day (had finished the research before moving in) and I was constantly getting shit about staying in my room by my (women) roommates.

PLEASE tell me she has her own private bathroom in there. If not, you're going to have jars of stale girl-pee and lady-poo sitting around.

You break my heart, OP. Then again, you break everyone's heart.

Smells like decaying flesh to me.

You think that's difficult to manage? Try a houseful.

Explosive diarrhea.

Check her Facebook profile.

It's obvious that she's alive but has turned psycho and killed OP.

Does she wear Depends or is she peeing out the window?

How can someone not go to the bathroom in two days?

[quote]Should I go in to check on her

Depends. Is her last name Schroedinger?

Has she eaten? Used the bathroom?

Will OP ever answer? I'm genuinely curious about what happened.

Spontaneous human combustion. It's a thing.

Keep away, OP. The sow is mine.

she dead

Probably the only way to know for sure is to burst into her room with a knife and start stabbing her. If she resists, she's not dead. Yet.

She's dead and YOU know why don't you OP?! I saw what you did when you did it right after I told you not to do it but you did it anyway!

(Knock, knock)

Hey Sue! Did you feel the earthquake? Sue? Sue?

(Break down door.)

Is OP the program/major troll?

I was having a rotten day. But you changed all of that R23.

Ask if she needs anything from the store, since you're going anyway. The downside, is that means you have to leave the house.

No worries OP. I've called Father Damien Karras and he's on the way over to check on her.

Do you live in Colorado?

Hope she's not just hanging around the door like Robin Williams.

Is she crab walking, by any chance?

Thanks for the laugh, R40.

no let her sleep

I had a roommate who died. I had gone out with friends one night to a concert. I came home late and went to sleep. The next eve my other roommate asked me if I'd seen Hal because he hadn't seen him all day. We just stared at each other. We had a sick feeling. Neither one of us wanted to check his room too afraid of what we might see. We called 911. They came and confirmed he was dead lying in bed with a book on his chest. He died the previous night. Hal had longtime heart troubles. A heart attack did him in. I didn't sleep for months. Creepy, creepy, creepy.

I hope she didn't commit suicide or something.

HAS ANYONE GONE INTO THE ROOM??

Just go wake the bitch up if no answer call 911!

It's been two days since Op started the thread....I'm sure by now there would be a rather unpleasant odor coming from the room if she were dead. Let's hope Op doesn't live like a pig and odors are normal or that he has issues with smell.

She's just having a long, pleasurable masturbation session. Join her or leave her alone.

who cares...moving forward

Definitely not, OP. Wait until a very rotten smell comes out of her room. (rolling eyes)

Whatever it was that got the roommate got OP too.

Is there a doggie in there with her?

A boy's best friend is his roommate.

she dead

You're not roommates with Amanda Peterson... Right?

Lol @ should i go check on her. if she's dead you'll will find out soon enough.

"Sir, why didn't you call the police when an odor began spreading through the apartment?"

"Because her pussy stinks up the place anyway."

Its a very patient killer just waiting for Op to knock on the door. It appears Op knocked....

STILL dead

My mother rented a room in her house to a friend. He had a heart attack and died in his bed. She didn’t notice it until 24 hrs later. Called 911 and they checked on him and confirmed his death.

Okay, thanks for the update: both OP's roommate and R75's mom's boarder are still dead. And since it's been five years, OP probably is, too.

You have to come here for an answer? Really pathetic, OP.