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Puppy play

Last weekend, I was hanging out at the Cuff, the leather bar at 13th and Pine, when a man to my left pulled out a pink rubber ball. He held it up in the air, and around the patio half a dozen guys suddenly dropped what they were doing and turned to stare. He swayed his arm a few times, the men in front of him following every move with their eyes—and then, with a quick flick, he tossed the ball into the middle of the crowd, provoking furious barks as they all clambered over each other, desperate to snatch the ball and return it to him, or maybe just retreat to a corner to blissfully chew on it.

This was the scene at the monthly mosh held by Seattle Pups and Handlers (SEA-PAH), our local puppy-play group. Surely you've heard of puppy play: It's surging in popularity among the gays, and, if history is any guide, will be surging among the straights in five years when we've moved on to something else.

Let's be clear about this. Puppy play means role-playing as a dog, down on all fours and barking, and yes, it's weird. Of course it is. But I know you're not the sort of person who uses "weird" as a pejorative term, because you're reading [italic]The Stranger[/italic]. You weirdo.

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by Anonymousreply 3005/06/2021

Adults are acting like this and aren't embarrassed?

by Anonymousreply 106/29/2015

These are low-functioning human beings, rest assured.

by Anonymousreply 206/29/2015

As long as no actual puppies were harmed in the puppy play, whatevs ....... here's a bone for you, puppy.

by Anonymousreply 306/29/2015

Is that Pine next to Main, or over by Spruce?

by Anonymousreply 406/29/2015

Its popularity is not surging amongst the gays, its surging amongst idiots.

by Anonymousreply 506/29/2015

Oh great. Thanks. Let's have the gays look retarded.

by Anonymousreply 606/29/2015

I don't even like getting down on my hands and knees to scrub the kitchen floor.

by Anonymousreply 706/29/2015

Oh really, who cares? If a bunch of boys want to play barky bark and have fun, more power to them. Like the straights don't have just as silly, cringe-worthy games... or have you never been in public with families?

by Anonymousreply 806/29/2015

I like roleplaying and BDSM so I'm not against it per se, but it all looks extremely silly from the outside and I can't imagine wanting to do it in a group situation. I keep my kinky crap confined to the bedroom...but who am I to judge. I stumbled across a puppy play porno not long ago that was kind of hot.

Pony play is a thing, too.

by Anonymousreply 906/29/2015

Too much ass-sniffing for my tastes.

by Anonymousreply 1006/29/2015

Is it permitted to neuter the puppies?

by Anonymousreply 1106/29/2015

NOT ENOUGH ass-sniffing for my tastes.

by Anonymousreply 1206/29/2015

This is sickening and it should be banned.

by Anonymousreply 1305/04/2021

Did he pick up their poop?

by Anonymousreply 1405/04/2021

There are people that fuck couch cushions, poultry, and exhaust pipes in cars. Puppy play --while not my thing-- isn't weird.

by Anonymousreply 1505/04/2021

Shut up R13/Defugto, you 2015 thread bumping, homophobic fruit. You should be banned.

by Anonymousreply 1605/04/2021

[quote]There are people that fuck couch cushions, poultry, and exhaust pipes in cars.

The crew abused the1928 Porter from the 1960s sitcom My Mother the Car, its tailpipe prolapsed.

by Anonymousreply 1705/04/2021

I don't understand the attraction of puppy play but to each his own and I hope they enjoy it!

by Anonymousreply 1805/04/2021

First of all FUCK YOU DEFACTO (R13) for bumping this thread. Got his ass on BLOCK.

But yeah, chiming in because I HATE. THIS. SHIT. Unfortunately, this is what the leather scene for the under 50's has evolved into. If you're not a circuit queen, or an A-List Gay professional, chances are you're a gay geek: an RPG-playing, comic book-reading, Marvel movie-watching, video game/anime-obsessed man-child. Plus, this shit is WAAAAAY too close to bestiality/furries for my liking. Man, AIDS really fucked us over - a while generation of talent, knowledge, and taste was wiped out (basically, our history - and those who would have passed on the torch to Gen X and Millennials) - and we're left with Lady Gaga circuit gays or else gay geeks/furries/puppy play guys. THIS is why I hang out with straight people. Fuck these nerds.

by Anonymousreply 1905/04/2021

R19 cry and die bitch! Arooooooo! 🐺

Yes, I'm a pup. Yea I'm fucking weird. I literally *couldn't" care *less* what anyone thinks.

by Anonymousreply 2005/04/2021

It's one thing to 'hang out' at The Cuff. It's quite another to admit it, you fucking eejit.

by Anonymousreply 2105/04/2021

These deviants should be killed!

by Anonymousreply 2205/06/2021

BDSM is silly and a disguise for psychopaths to be socially accepted. Only people with low self-esteem and downright psychopathic nature would take pleasure in pain or in inflicting it onto others.

by Anonymousreply 2305/06/2021

Silliness does not make me hard.

by Anonymousreply 2405/06/2021

It's just fucking weird. And I'm pretty sure some of these guys are dogfuckers, too.

by Anonymousreply 2505/06/2021

[quote] an RPG-playing, comic book-reading, Marvel movie-watching, video game/anime-obsessed man-child.

You got that right. Sadly, there’s now just as many bone moronic manchildren across the spectrum. You only have to look how full the Marvelshit & DragRaceshit threads are here.

by Anonymousreply 2605/06/2021

[quote] If you're not a circuit queen, or an A-List Gay professional, chances are you're a gay geek: an RPG-playing, comic book-reading, Marvel movie-watching, video game/anime-obsessed man-child

How old are you 12? No wonder you're into BDSM, you sound like a manchild yourself with your silly childish worldview and stupid stereotypes.

by Anonymousreply 2705/06/2021

It seems fairly harmless but, have to admit, it’s one of those things that makes me a little embarrassed to be gay. I think there are probably psychological or developmental issues at play there. But, so long as it ain’t harming anyone...

by Anonymousreply 2805/06/2021

I bet diamonds to dollars at least half of the "pups" don't wear deoderant and at least a quarter of them own a ferret.

by Anonymousreply 2905/06/2021

Reminds me of Jacques Brel's lyric ... "Let me be the shadow of your dog, but do not leave me."

by Anonymousreply 3005/06/2021
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