Last weekend, I was hanging out at the Cuff, the leather bar at 13th and Pine, when a man to my left pulled out a pink rubber ball. He held it up in the air, and around the patio half a dozen guys suddenly dropped what they were doing and turned to stare. He swayed his arm a few times, the men in front of him following every move with their eyes—and then, with a quick flick, he tossed the ball into the middle of the crowd, provoking furious barks as they all clambered over each other, desperate to snatch the ball and return it to him, or maybe just retreat to a corner to blissfully chew on it.
This was the scene at the monthly mosh held by Seattle Pups and Handlers (SEA-PAH), our local puppy-play group. Surely you've heard of puppy play: It's surging in popularity among the gays, and, if history is any guide, will be surging among the straights in five years when we've moved on to something else.
Let's be clear about this. Puppy play means role-playing as a dog, down on all fours and barking, and yes, it's weird. Of course it is. But I know you're not the sort of person who uses "weird" as a pejorative term, because you're reading [italic]The Stranger[/italic]. You weirdo.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||05/06/2021|
Adults are acting like this and aren't embarrassed?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||06/29/2015|
These are low-functioning human beings, rest assured.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||06/29/2015|
As long as no actual puppies were harmed in the puppy play, whatevs ....... here's a bone for you, puppy.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||06/29/2015|
Is that Pine next to Main, or over by Spruce?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||06/29/2015|
Its popularity is not surging amongst the gays, its surging amongst idiots.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||06/29/2015|
Oh great. Thanks. Let's have the gays look retarded.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||06/29/2015|
I don't even like getting down on my hands and knees to scrub the kitchen floor.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||06/29/2015|
Oh really, who cares? If a bunch of boys want to play barky bark and have fun, more power to them. Like the straights don't have just as silly, cringe-worthy games... or have you never been in public with families?
|by Anonymous||reply 8||06/29/2015|
I like roleplaying and BDSM so I'm not against it per se, but it all looks extremely silly from the outside and I can't imagine wanting to do it in a group situation. I keep my kinky crap confined to the bedroom...but who am I to judge. I stumbled across a puppy play porno not long ago that was kind of hot.
Pony play is a thing, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||06/29/2015|
Too much ass-sniffing for my tastes.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||06/29/2015|
Is it permitted to neuter the puppies?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||06/29/2015|
NOT ENOUGH ass-sniffing for my tastes.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||06/29/2015|
This is sickening and it should be banned.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||05/04/2021|
Did he pick up their poop?
|by Anonymous||reply 14||05/04/2021|
There are people that fuck couch cushions, poultry, and exhaust pipes in cars. Puppy play --while not my thing-- isn't weird.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||05/04/2021|
Shut up R13/Defugto, you 2015 thread bumping, homophobic fruit. You should be banned.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||05/04/2021|
[quote]There are people that fuck couch cushions, poultry, and exhaust pipes in cars.
The crew abused the1928 Porter from the 1960s sitcom My Mother the Car, its tailpipe prolapsed.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||05/04/2021|
I don't understand the attraction of puppy play but to each his own and I hope they enjoy it!
|by Anonymous||reply 18||05/04/2021|
First of all FUCK YOU DEFACTO (R13) for bumping this thread. Got his ass on BLOCK.
But yeah, chiming in because I HATE. THIS. SHIT. Unfortunately, this is what the leather scene for the under 50's has evolved into. If you're not a circuit queen, or an A-List Gay professional, chances are you're a gay geek: an RPG-playing, comic book-reading, Marvel movie-watching, video game/anime-obsessed man-child. Plus, this shit is WAAAAAY too close to bestiality/furries for my liking. Man, AIDS really fucked us over - a while generation of talent, knowledge, and taste was wiped out (basically, our history - and those who would have passed on the torch to Gen X and Millennials) - and we're left with Lady Gaga circuit gays or else gay geeks/furries/puppy play guys. THIS is why I hang out with straight people. Fuck these nerds.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||05/04/2021|
R19 cry and die bitch! Arooooooo! 🐺
Yes, I'm a pup. Yea I'm fucking weird. I literally *couldn't" care *less* what anyone thinks.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||05/04/2021|
It's one thing to 'hang out' at The Cuff. It's quite another to admit it, you fucking eejit.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||05/04/2021|
These deviants should be killed!
|by Anonymous||reply 22||05/06/2021|
BDSM is silly and a disguise for psychopaths to be socially accepted. Only people with low self-esteem and downright psychopathic nature would take pleasure in pain or in inflicting it onto others.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||05/06/2021|
Silliness does not make me hard.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||05/06/2021|
It's just fucking weird. And I'm pretty sure some of these guys are dogfuckers, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||05/06/2021|
[quote] an RPG-playing, comic book-reading, Marvel movie-watching, video game/anime-obsessed man-child.
You got that right. Sadly, there’s now just as many bone moronic manchildren across the spectrum. You only have to look how full the Marvelshit & DragRaceshit threads are here.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||05/06/2021|
[quote] If you're not a circuit queen, or an A-List Gay professional, chances are you're a gay geek: an RPG-playing, comic book-reading, Marvel movie-watching, video game/anime-obsessed man-child
How old are you 12? No wonder you're into BDSM, you sound like a manchild yourself with your silly childish worldview and stupid stereotypes.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||05/06/2021|
It seems fairly harmless but, have to admit, it’s one of those things that makes me a little embarrassed to be gay. I think there are probably psychological or developmental issues at play there. But, so long as it ain’t harming anyone...
|by Anonymous||reply 28||05/06/2021|
I bet diamonds to dollars at least half of the "pups" don't wear deoderant and at least a quarter of them own a ferret.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||05/06/2021|
Reminds me of Jacques Brel's lyric ... "Let me be the shadow of your dog, but do not leave me."
|by Anonymous||reply 30||05/06/2021|