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Puppy play

Last weekend, I was hanging out at the Cuff, the leather bar at 13th and Pine, when a man to my left pulled out a pink rubber ball. He held it up in the air, and around the patio half a dozen guys suddenly dropped what they were doing and turned to stare. He swayed his arm a few times, the men in front of him following every move with their eyes—and then, with a quick flick, he tossed the ball into the middle of the crowd, provoking furious barks as they all clambered over each other, desperate to snatch the ball and return it to him, or maybe just retreat to a corner to blissfully chew on it.

This was the scene at the monthly mosh held by Seattle Pups and Handlers (SEA-PAH), our local puppy-play group. Surely you've heard of puppy play: It's surging in popularity among the gays, and, if history is any guide, will be surging among the straights in five years when we've moved on to something else.

Let's be clear about this. Puppy play means role-playing as a dog, down on all fours and barking, and yes, it's weird. Of course it is. But I know you're not the sort of person who uses "weird" as a pejorative term, because you're reading [italic]The Stranger[/italic]. You weirdo.

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by Anonymousreply 30May 6, 2021 6:43 PM

Adults are acting like this and aren't embarrassed?

by Anonymousreply 1June 29, 2015 11:16 PM

These are low-functioning human beings, rest assured.

by Anonymousreply 2June 29, 2015 11:24 PM

As long as no actual puppies were harmed in the puppy play, whatevs ....... here's a bone for you, puppy.

by Anonymousreply 3June 30, 2015 1:59 AM

Is that Pine next to Main, or over by Spruce?

by Anonymousreply 4June 30, 2015 2:47 AM

Its popularity is not surging amongst the gays, its surging amongst idiots.

by Anonymousreply 5June 30, 2015 2:51 AM

Oh great. Thanks. Let's have the gays look retarded.

by Anonymousreply 6June 30, 2015 3:02 AM

I don't even like getting down on my hands and knees to scrub the kitchen floor.

by Anonymousreply 7June 30, 2015 3:04 AM

Oh really, who cares? If a bunch of boys want to play barky bark and have fun, more power to them. Like the straights don't have just as silly, cringe-worthy games... or have you never been in public with families?

by Anonymousreply 8June 30, 2015 3:10 AM

I like roleplaying and BDSM so I'm not against it per se, but it all looks extremely silly from the outside and I can't imagine wanting to do it in a group situation. I keep my kinky crap confined to the bedroom...but who am I to judge. I stumbled across a puppy play porno not long ago that was kind of hot.

Pony play is a thing, too.

by Anonymousreply 9June 30, 2015 3:38 AM

Too much ass-sniffing for my tastes.

by Anonymousreply 10June 30, 2015 3:46 AM

Is it permitted to neuter the puppies?

by Anonymousreply 11June 30, 2015 3:48 AM

NOT ENOUGH ass-sniffing for my tastes.

by Anonymousreply 12June 30, 2015 4:35 AM

This is sickening and it should be banned.

by Anonymousreply 13May 5, 2021 4:10 AM

Did he pick up their poop?

by Anonymousreply 14May 5, 2021 4:13 AM

There are people that fuck couch cushions, poultry, and exhaust pipes in cars. Puppy play --while not my thing-- isn't weird.

by Anonymousreply 15May 5, 2021 4:16 AM

Shut up R13/Defugto, you 2015 thread bumping, homophobic fruit. You should be banned.

by Anonymousreply 16May 5, 2021 4:20 AM

[quote]There are people that fuck couch cushions, poultry, and exhaust pipes in cars.

The crew abused the1928 Porter from the 1960s sitcom My Mother the Car, its tailpipe prolapsed.

by Anonymousreply 17May 5, 2021 4:21 AM

I don't understand the attraction of puppy play but to each his own and I hope they enjoy it!

by Anonymousreply 18May 5, 2021 4:27 AM

First of all FUCK YOU DEFACTO (R13) for bumping this thread. Got his ass on BLOCK.

But yeah, chiming in because I HATE. THIS. SHIT. Unfortunately, this is what the leather scene for the under 50's has evolved into. If you're not a circuit queen, or an A-List Gay professional, chances are you're a gay geek: an RPG-playing, comic book-reading, Marvel movie-watching, video game/anime-obsessed man-child. Plus, this shit is WAAAAAY too close to bestiality/furries for my liking. Man, AIDS really fucked us over - a while generation of talent, knowledge, and taste was wiped out (basically, our history - and those who would have passed on the torch to Gen X and Millennials) - and we're left with Lady Gaga circuit gays or else gay geeks/furries/puppy play guys. THIS is why I hang out with straight people. Fuck these nerds.

by Anonymousreply 19May 5, 2021 4:45 AM

R19 cry and die bitch! Arooooooo! 🐺

Yes, I'm a pup. Yea I'm fucking weird. I literally *couldn't" care *less* what anyone thinks.

by Anonymousreply 20May 5, 2021 5:37 AM

It's one thing to 'hang out' at The Cuff. It's quite another to admit it, you fucking eejit.

by Anonymousreply 21May 5, 2021 5:41 AM

These deviants should be killed!

by Anonymousreply 22May 6, 2021 12:11 PM

BDSM is silly and a disguise for psychopaths to be socially accepted. Only people with low self-esteem and downright psychopathic nature would take pleasure in pain or in inflicting it onto others.

by Anonymousreply 23May 6, 2021 12:25 PM

Silliness does not make me hard.

by Anonymousreply 24May 6, 2021 12:42 PM

It's just fucking weird. And I'm pretty sure some of these guys are dogfuckers, too.

by Anonymousreply 25May 6, 2021 12:45 PM

[quote] an RPG-playing, comic book-reading, Marvel movie-watching, video game/anime-obsessed man-child.

You got that right. Sadly, there’s now just as many bone moronic manchildren across the spectrum. You only have to look how full the Marvelshit & DragRaceshit threads are here.

by Anonymousreply 26May 6, 2021 12:51 PM

[quote] If you're not a circuit queen, or an A-List Gay professional, chances are you're a gay geek: an RPG-playing, comic book-reading, Marvel movie-watching, video game/anime-obsessed man-child

How old are you 12? No wonder you're into BDSM, you sound like a manchild yourself with your silly childish worldview and stupid stereotypes.

by Anonymousreply 27May 6, 2021 1:07 PM

It seems fairly harmless but, have to admit, it’s one of those things that makes me a little embarrassed to be gay. I think there are probably psychological or developmental issues at play there. But, so long as it ain’t harming anyone...

by Anonymousreply 28May 6, 2021 1:07 PM

I bet diamonds to dollars at least half of the "pups" don't wear deoderant and at least a quarter of them own a ferret.

by Anonymousreply 29May 6, 2021 1:27 PM

Reminds me of Jacques Brel's lyric ... "Let me be the shadow of your dog, but do not leave me."

by Anonymousreply 30May 6, 2021 6:43 PM
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