I think the reason the strip clubs in Canada attract so many Americans

Tell me more about this enchanted land of hot Cuban strip clubs?

Are there sexy Cuban men who strip for gay men?

It's also because there are not that many places in the US where you can get that kind of "entertainment" (full nudity, backroom fun, etc.) Outside of ATL, Fla., and maybe SF-- where else is there? Certainly not in LA, Vegas, or other similar tourist destinations. Not even sure if it's available (legally) in NYC anymore.

For once, I agree with DL's resident xenophobic Canadian troll. That said, you're STILL trolling an American website troll. If we're so perpetually awful and as unevolved as you more "advanced" Canadians, why do you crave trolling our websites and discussions forums to frequently? Certainly there's something just as good or better up North, isn't there? What's that? No? You have NOTHING? Ah, okay then.

Full male nudity at a strip club is still a novel idea in the States. Adonis Lounge is a start. Vegas had something called "Hot Rods" which lasted about two months but it was great. Because of zoning, booze, etc. it is still tough to get a full strip club going. Also, the queens are usually all upset that there are too many women.

R3 nothing to do with Canada really, just tragic talent free drag queens ruining American strips.

Drag is ubiquitous in my city. They host everything, including a few straight events (rent-a-queen?). There are groups of them, constantly putting on lame-o plays/musicals and such.

Beware of holidays: "Savannah Montanna's Hell-O-Ween Sextravadraga".

The DUI thing is because unlike the States, it's a felony offense there. I believe there's a 10 year restriction on it. I'm surprised, though perhaps I shouldn't be, that an arrest itself, with no conviction or guilty plea, is excluded from a visa waiver, but if a " caution" means a judge/magistrate technically finds one guilty, but imposes (effectively) no actual sentence, I could see it. I initially thought you meant something along the lines of a cop giving a warning, rather than writing an actual speeding ticket.

Canada troll, you are trying to hard to start a war between Canada and The United States. It's not going to happen. We bitch about each other sometimes but we always kiss and make-up. This is like every US/Canada fight, ever:

R9 [too] hard

R8 you are an idiot.

This is about drag queens, not fucking canada.

R10 Everything is about sticking it to the chest-thumping Canucks on DL.

All I wanna see is some swinging dick.

R12 Right? It isn't much to ask.

Drag queens are part of gay culture. Stop being a fucking asshole.

What about male burlesque? What do you guys have up there for that?

One of the great thing about black gay/bi clubs is that they rarely have drag queens.

Is this [italic]another[/italic] Canada bashing thread? We just had one of these.

R17 I love Canada! I was serious; male burlesque shows are often clever and genuinely funny and I was wondering if Canadian bars had them.

Speaking of strip clubs, apparently the Swinging Richard's location in Florida is closing.

Drag can be entertaining if done well AND in small doses. But that combination is like finding a fucking unicorn.

There's some fat, terribly unfunny fuck named Miss Foozie in Chicago who is at EVERYTHING. She's fucking dreadful. Ugly as hell and tells jokes that were old in 1950 when Bob Hope used them.

Dang, R20, that queen does look fucking annoying.

Yaas, OP. Finally someone who hates drag as much as I do. I seriously have no idea why drag is all of a sudden so popular in the gay community. Seems everyone does drag these days. It's like an obsession. I blame Ru Paul's Drag Race.

R22, do you realize you’re responding to a thread that was mysteriously bumped up from FIVE YEARS AGO!

DL software is broken.

Yes, R20 (long dead now) last posted June 30, 2015. Obama was still president.

R23, you are communicating WITH THE DEAD.

Also, legal drinking age in Canada is 18/19 (depending on the province). I assume a lot of horny women/men after turning 18 go to Canada to drink and have fun.

Who cares how old the thread is. Bump away.

Drag and Raisins ruin everything.

does Vancouver still have lots of totally nude guy strippers in most of their clubs? I had the best time of my life there on many occasions, … hottest boys in the world … cornfed from the smaller towns.

R27 yes they do, though they are closed now with Corona and it is hard to know what will re-open. Hopefully in isolation they will grow their bushes back.

I'm forming a band, R26. I DO believe I'm going to name it "Drag and Raisins."

Maybe there is a country that wants useless American drag queens in exchange for immigrants who want to work in the U.S.?

I go to see performers like Alfie.

Ah yes, Alfie.

Again with the 2015 thread bumping. Why?

I have a friend who goes to Toronto to see the strippers when the exchange rates are good. Yes, he is very cheap.

[quote] Full male nudity at a strip club is still a novel idea in the States.

Not in Portland, OR it isn't.

Both Silverado and Stag PDX have full nudity.

If anyone knows, how do male nude strippers prevent their orgasms onstage? Seems like most men wouldn't 'last' with hundreds of audience members lusting after, much less lap dancing under, the guys' naked crotches.

R33 who the fuck cares why?

Seriously if he had begun a new thread some troll on here would squeal "We just had a thread on this, try your search idiot."

You queens are exhausting and never satisfied. Discuss the topic or go fuck yourself.

No, you go fuck yourself, R37. By pulling up all these threads from when Obama was in office (!) the troll has forced out all the formerly current threads many of us were following and invested in. You’re like a Fox News watcher... accepting what’s pushed down your throat and avoiding the real news.

R38 is a bossy control freak who is too stupid to know how to use the IGNORE THREAD function.

That could be true, OP, but the biggest reason I love strip clubs in Canada is that the dancers go onstage completely naked and with full erections.

Real news: Follies!

Now they're harassing me, these awful cheap Dataloungers. My mother told me to report this kind of thing!

Someone get R38 some mental help.

I used to go to Campus in Montreal back in the days. Montreal has several nice strip clubs.

Strip clubs are better in the smaller cities. East St. Louis for example.

Does East St. Louis have dick dancers?

Not that I recall r46. DC does.

I think they all closed in DC

Why we go to Canada.

More of why we go.

Those stock bar boys need to grow their bush out and embrace being men rather than pedo fantasies.

[quote][R38] is a bossy control freak who is too stupid to know how to use the IGNORE THREAD function.

The "ignore thread" function hasn't worked in several years, dumbass.