Dating in Germany

All Germen men are the same man so clearly what you have read applies to all of them...

you fucking idiot

I look forward to meeting you, OP! Give me a call when you arrive.

And the tradition of R1 being a total cunt continues.

For the record, I'm not trying to paint all Germans with a broad brush, but I'm 100% confident that I'm setting myself up for disaster if I treat the dating scene in another country as I would America. There have to be some cultural does and dont's. And I know I can't go in with the same expectations if the cultural norms are different. Not sure why my question seems so offensive.

At my previous job, there was one German guy - an older gentleman - and he totally fit the unhygienic description. Would wear the same clothes for a week straight and didn't shower very often. His BO stank was eye watering, especially if you were stuck in a closed door meeting with him.

Complete turn around from that are the two German guys at my present company. Young, smart, good looking and well groomed, with a skinny jean hipster thing going on. Serious eye candy. Yum!

Your questions was not about cultural norms, your 'question' put some nasty idea about an entire culture out there based on some shit you read.

Where are you staying, dumbass OP? Germans are great in bed, and I mean great. Not sure you qualify for this tournament.

Never EVER ask a German man to fart in a balloon.

I date exclusively there.

Actually, just the opposite. Germans are exceptionally clean. Sometimes obsessively clean. They can also be obsessive about health: wear scarves around their throats the minute the temp hits 70 and be into herbal remedies/homeopathy. If you find a German who is good in bed, hang on to him. The rumors are true. German sex is nearly always the exact same as the last time. German men are no more selfish than other men. I don't know where that came from. However, in a survey, German men admitted that given a choice, they would keep their car over their wife.

I suspect that the issues you may have with German men will not be in the bedroom. Learn what you can about German culture and dating/hookup rituals. I am not qualified to speak to those issues as I have been partnered with a German for over 15 years.

I met two gorgeous German guys at a conference and fucked one of them ... He was very clean and sexy as hell.

[quote]They can also be obsessive about health: [...] be into herbal remedies/homeopathy.

That's not called being obsessive about health - it's called being a superstitious moron.

[quote] Learn what you can about German culture

Yes, like how they started two world wars and like to pretend it never happened.

Yes I like to blame people for what their ancestors did too R12

r13 will be the darling at every NPD "Stammtisch".

Germans are awesome. Relax.

If you want to attract German men, dip you finger in sauerkcraut and discreetly apply it behind your ears

Tomorrow Belongs to You.

I heard they were hung like horses. Is this true?

It's springtime for OP.

Oh, deer, R3/OP!

Have CLEAR safe words, that do not include: Kummerspeck, Schattenparker or Blitz Analverkehr.

Sprechen Sie Deutsch OP? You don't need to but lots of people in Germany do not speak English, despite 9 years of English in their schools.

I am German, darling. You can date me, if you want to:-)

Big dicks. Zero natural politeness. Outdoors-ey. Like exercise. If they have a fetish, very into it. German guys are an acquired taste.

Hans

In smaller cities, don't causally buy a German man a drink in a gay bar. He will stick to you like glue and be crushed if you try to move onto another prospect. Young German men in Hamburg, Cologne, Berlin aren't so different than young men in other big international cities. Germans are way into their fetishes but this is true for Men in most of Northern Western Europe. English, French, Swiss, Austria, German, Dutch. But again this is fading with newer generations.

R18 NO, it is not true.

Like all people, some are big and some are very tiny.

R12 , yes pretending it never happened. Two world wars, never heard about on German Media, never talked about in public, no museums/memorials/exhibition, not a main part of German school education, none of that. You know fuck all about Germany, obviously.

the two german guys i roomed with once were very clean

My cousin's German exchange student had to be reminded constantly to bathe. They attributed it to him being European. I said it was because he was a teenage boy.

R28 I disagree. Every German I know has wanted to take their American visitors to see a concentration camp. They've owned it. The British Queen visited one just this week.

I think Japan wins that award. Japan's reluctance to acknowledge their actions in Korea and China effect relations with their neighbors 70+ years later.

If you're having trouble finding a date, you can always check out the fickstutenmarkt

R30 , I was being sarcastic in my answer to R12.

R32 My apologies to you (not Japan).

R30, if you think Japan's in denial of their war crimes, come here to Britain...

All of the following was learned twenty years ago, so take it with a grain of salt. German guys are no less hygienic than Americans. They DO wear clothes back to back. Most people there don't buy ten new outfits a year as people here do. I came to admire their lack of excess and frugality. The biggest difference between America and Germany is how we portray ourselves to the world. The Germans are literal and fact-centered. Americans are effusive and expansive. Germans were always telling me that Americans were superficial because we used the word 'love' for things we 'liked'. This literal way of interacting comes across as rude at first. Just give it time and you'll get used to it. The guys there can be awfully sweet when you begin to understand how they show it.

"The Germans are literal and fact-centered. Americans are effusive and expansive. Germans were always telling me that Americans were superficial because we used the word 'love' for things we 'liked'. This literal way of interacting comes across as rude at first. Just give it time and you'll get used to it. The guys there can be awfully sweet when you begin to understand how they show it."

You nailed it.

Everything in German sounds like "Kill the Jews"

If a German every starts on the tired rant about the American over-use of "love", point out their over use of "beautiful". Every frigg'n thing is "schön"

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More info on Germans being hung

Northern German guys are well hung, kike their Danish brethren. Southern, not so much.

Big dick belt goes from Britain to Benelux to Northern Germany and Danes. Swedes not. Poland a bit yes, and into Russia.

all the germans i met were very "hippy", you know, very peace&love, SUPER ecologist, hugely politically correct. Yes, boring. I think it's a way to amend their past, maybe

German's have zero sense of humor and are very uptight. Maybe that's why they are bad at fucking.

I understand that even the women have penises.

Really tough to generalize, but it's true that a lot of them are very boring, and have all kinds of weird fetishes. Dick size varies a LOT.

OP - you didn't mention where you will be living. There's a world of difference between some sleepy dorf in the Ruhrgebiet and a cosmopolitan city like Berlin or Hamburg, zum beispiel. In the big cities, you will find many other foreigners, so if German guys aren't your thing, you still have options there.

Hot German guy (NSFW)

One of the few places on the planet where you will find many white guys named Leon. You'll see!

I was born in Dusseldorf and that is why they call me Rolf.

I just got to Stuttgart and attractive men are few and far between :(

Had a long term German FB ... I was the bottom. He would need 30 mins or more to cum. I used numbing gel otherwise it would be too painful. He was probably 7 inches pretty thick ... Always had sex twice a day like clockwork, 6:30 am and at bedtime.

German lesbians are fantastic.

I found there are two types of germans... the uptight, emotionless or fetish prone and the wild hippie/rave expansive type. Pick the latter. Hygiene may not be a priority but at least sex will be fun and spontaneous. The former, like a really bad Bergman film.

hmmm, I found Germans to be scrupulously clean, probably the most hygienic of all Europeans.

The men here are so fugly...it's not fair.

If you like four handed fisting, skin heads, scat, smegma filled foreskin, you are going to LOVE German men.

Plus they are stinky.

I'm the OP of this thread and not a damn thing has changed. German men suck. They're either bitchy and uptight or they're slobs (either way, bad hygiene is the norm).

Hi!

I am German. For the first time in years I am able to post again on Datalounge. I am also still really young. Due to the pandemic and subsequent lockdowns I am starved for men and would love to have a nice and caring American boyfriend! Please help! I love American men!

OP, DL hates Germany and Germans, so good luck getting answers...

Where are you going to live in Germany? It depends on whether you'll live in Berlin or in some backwater village.

OP, just close your eyes and prepare for an an invasion.

I want Hanno Fichtner. He has the most charming German accent.