Old dl threads

BREAD PUDDING

Well, I'd like to comment on your thread, OP, but ...

[quote]I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!

Do you pull straight into a parking space or back into it?

Pasta....Naked with sauce on top, or sauce mixed into the pasta?

LMAO!

Princess Diana scream

Gargoyle neighbor

I slept with Jani Lane

God forgive me, but some of the Patsy Ramsey,formerly of Boulder Colorado were brilliant.That other thread , the things Patsy said the morning of the murder,is equally genius!

Stumbled upon this article for 2005..

Mr Hollywood's threads were full of cool Hollywood gossip... I wonder if he is still around...

The posts from the guy telling us what happened when Jani Lane woke up were some of the funniest things I've ever read online.

Other gems: Raingirl on the plane, the threads where DLers read the trans to shreds and the homophobic SIL's wedding thread

My fave thread ever though was from the infamous Boston-Philly couple, one of them asked us for advice on his to bill the other for his services as a boyfriend over the years.

Two come to mind immediately: No, three: Shitbra, Caneface and Coffee Mug cuddling.

I loved the threads about that "Let's Roll" attention whore 9/11 widow.

I predates my time here, but the *kisses doll* thread was incredibly funny to hear about.

I loved the recent Suzanne Somers in Vegas thread. I laughed and laughed. We still got it.

Gargoyle on the roof

Red Dragon cheese

Free soda refills

The death of Ginny in Billing.

Meatballs for the neighbor's dogs.

Another vote for the Boston Philly couple thread.

Any recommendations for a motion picture to take a 22 year old to? OP was much older, lol. That one had me cackling for a while.

The thread about the cyberbeggar Instagram models who set up a GoFundMe page so they could have wedding ceremonies in 4 different countries. The American one was named Eric and his fiance was from South Africa. I wonder if those douchebags are still together.

Not my favorite,but funny..Do you live with roasts?

This is NOT a B & B!

I thought the original "What is your favorite Helen Lawson Show" thread was the funniest thing 'I've ever read.

'Once again I remain underwhelmed, you with your Pageboy......'

Once Around the Garden/Autumn Harvest

Another vote for the weird little girl next door.

[quote]Pasta....Naked with sauce on top

There could never have been such a thread, because no one would eat pasta that way.

African Baby Catalog was DL at its very wittiest.

Never got the love for some of the most loved threads, like meatballs.

Once around the garden.

The Jennifer Aniston movie suggestions.

DL's favorite mystery novels.

The "If Liza had been Jesus" thread was HILARIOUS.

"Margarine waterfall" was a great read too.

And "People who poop in stores" !

Why did I not get mentioned?

Holiday Threads! Mostly Thanksgiving Otter and Christmas Mouse.

There was a great one on Cesar Romero where a troll posted a hilarious post production pretending to be Esther Williams, claiming to dive into Romero's pool and it being full of feces because he was into scat. The post was ludicrous but hilarious, but what was even funnier is that there was a response saying that Williams was a known liar. The poor guy thought it was serious. That was one of the first threads I read here, and it made me stick around. This forum is a hoot!

[quote] Holiday Threads! Mostly Thanksgiving Otter and Christmas Mouse.

What the fuck am I to you, R31? Some sort of fucking amusement between jerking off and eating lard? Well, cunt off and happy Independence Day. Which abscess of a mascot will amuse you this weekend, taint leak? Sure as fuck won't be me.

Possums in the chest of drawers

My Landord is Doying on Me

Bump

The guy whose sister wouldn't let him and his partner sit at the family table at her wedding and ensuing drama when posters started harassing thewwrong bride's registry

"I trapped my neighbor's cat"

"I'm not running a bed &a breakfast here"

"Sows at the trough"

You're so beautiful, Blossom!

Weird little girl next door & Jani Lane threads kept me entertained for quite some time.

NOWHERE do you mention any of MY threads. Every three months we review and NOT ONE OF YOU FUCKOS mentions any of my threads!

I tease, I bump, I add allusions, inches, and low hangers! Do you remember?

NO! NO! NO!

Now I understand how a minor Romanian god felt - thrown out like shit because of a few "provocative" raghead ideas of omnipotence.

Questions that Larry King would ask during a news story.

Denny, rolling his suitcase around NYC in too tight wranglers and no money in his pocket. That thread even had it's own theme song.

[quote]There could never have been such a thread, because no one would eat pasta that way.

Apparently you weren't around here when a pasta thread went on forever - and earrings and caftans were flying - in which posters argued, among other things, whether the sauce should be mixed into the pasta or ladled on time. (Also argued in that thread: what IS pasta sauce, what's the difference between pasta and macaroni, and what's the difference between noodles and pasta)

[quote]ladled on time

Sorry, meant to say "ladled on top" above

Not Without My Daughter (plus the "Hey, I just found a can of frosting!" thread that eventually accompanied it)

Celebrity Fragrances (featuring "Still" by Christopher Reeve)

Why Are Straight Me So Stupid? (by David Ehrenstein)

WHEN WILL THE TEARS STOP?

Move it along, toots

One of the threads that I read when I first started coming here was about an altercation between two family member at a holiday event that got somewhat physical and, ended with a pan of peach cobbler flying across the room.

The Original loosing my virginity at a bed and breakfast thread.

A poster who I'm sure was really a gay man started a thread pretending to be some bored demented housewife who hated her kids. She was posting while looking out the window watching her neighbors shirtless teenage son mow the lawn. She kept commenting on his body and making vulgar remarks about what she wanted to do to him. Then she started talking about how she wanted to use her vibrator and get off before her stupid ugly kids got home from school. It was hilarious.

The original TREAD CLOSED thread. The op of a thread got pissed that the thread wasn't going the way she wanted so she had a meltdown and kept typing TREAD CLOSED in a futile attempt to close the thread. Of course her doing this only encouraged people to keep posting even more and to mock her attempts to shut down the thread mercilessly.

A couple of thinks seeking advice on how to cook their fully frozen turkey, about two hours before their guests were going to arrive

The "Fank You!" thread is a DL classic.

The original "Dialing a phone with a pencil" owns this thread.

Dataloungeland.

Any thread with David E and Terri:) having a flame-war. Hilarious!

"Is dis Daddy's puduter?"

It's not really old, but I loved the FUCK YOU LAUREN BACALL thread and the OP's disdain for "Bissinga's" chocolate.

More votes for Not Without My Frosting and Turkey Meatballs.

Dialing the phone with a pencil

Sumerian farmwives

I was the one who clubbed the "Fank You!" girl story and brought it back to DL for delectation, so thank you. Or thank the frau in my office who saw fit to broadcast the story far and wide.

Then there's "Famous JonBenets in History... And Their Accomplishments," which brought forth, among many, many others, JonBenet ValjonBenet.

The point-by-point recap of Star Jones' nuptials: "The Marriage of Bigaro."

[quote] I was the one who clubbed the "Fank You!" girl story and brought it back to DL for delectation

What does this mean?

Good riddance thread. With such luminaries as Amy Winehouse, Billy Mays, Anna Nicole Smith, Peaches Geldof, and Patrick Swayze.

One of my favorites, which gave me a little thrill whenever it was bumped, was "Oprah does NOT WALK! Oprah does NOT DO STAIRS!"

Could someone please link the I slept with Jani Lane thread?

When do the tears stop??!!??!!??!!??

The Whatever Happened to Cristy from Intervention thread had good posts. One in particular was from the sister who threatened litigation if anyone tried to make money off Cristy.

I remember thinking the only way you could make money off her was to pimp her out.

The Lisa Beamer "Let's Roll Cinnamon Rolls" thread had a lot of input from clever people. I have it saved somewhere. I also liked the daily threads we once had about gay history of that day. About 18 years ago there was a journalist (Chris Barillas?) who wrote gay news on the opening DL page. That was always worth reading.

Possum in the Drawer, Let's Be. . .Thanksgiving Dinner. . . .Office Christmas party. . .the list goes on. Also, that thread about the girl that lost her left foot on the Batman ride was a master class in humor as well.

MichFest. I skipped them for years then started reading one, and laughed till I cried.

And then the Trans killed MichFest...

I forgot about Dataloungeland. It would be wonderful if someone saved the link.

The office worker trapped in their cubicle after eating too much butterfish - classic DL.

The original Golden Girls Inconsistencies thread.

Cocaine girl, or druggie girl

Melodramatic predictions/proclamations.

Teresa Giudice has some ugly kids (it's gone now).

The Jani Lane thread is apparently legendary here, but I believe it's been deleted. Can anyone remember details (e.g. what DID Jani say when he woke up?) or how the poster even made this event happen? Any recollections would be appreciated.

Let's Be Angelina Jolie's VF interview had me howling.

My boyfriend called me an idiot for storing bread in the refrigerator, circa 2007

There was a thread where people shared their coming out stories.

Jessica Fletcher investigates 9/11

R25, I believe it was:

My African Baby Winter (or Summer) Catalog Has Arrived

Jani Lane. Thread closed. We lost it around the time he committed suicide, IIRC.

Seconded, R22.

Also the "Not without my daughter" thread about a kid that ate a can of frosting.

Sumerian Housewives was also a classic.

There are so many old gems. A few that just popped into my head:

Jackie On Assistance (the one where auto-correct made a correction to Jackie Onassis and it became a meme that went on and on and on)

Mobility Mary (with links to Youtube videos of that crazy old lady in a mobility scooter who liked to scream at everyone who got in her way)

Tacky Tales (parts 1 through 6 if I recall correctly) - I think the thing about draining spaghetti in a strainer originated here

A few before my time:

The one where someone transposed WEHT and it became WHET (what happened ever to.....)

The one where someone misspelled porn and it became pron

I think "pron" was supposed to fool old website filters

Soft butch sous chef was entertaining.

There are a few I return to repeatedly because they’re so good. The one about Mamie Eisenhower’s awful hairdo was hilarious but also interesting. I learned a lot about some first ladies. Sows at the Trough was so cruel but spot on. Once Around the Garden is still my favorite EST thread, especially when a poster told OP to dress as a shepherdess and use his crook to gently lead away salad bar repeat offenders.

Michfest threads were like a DL holiday. I miss them.

But the queen of best threads is the one about Joan going grocery shopping with Sissy.

Bea Benadarettes Xmas party

Also , enjoyed the recent Mrs. Alfred Steele thread.

BILL TAYLOR

The legendary Dan Motherfuck thread. Jani Lane was amazing--I wish I would've saved it.

We had amazing hockey & general sport gossip threads. The hockey ones were a mix of excellent dish and hot pics. We had a least a couple of real insiders who were up on the junior & Euro leagues; I wish they'd come back and post about the newest NHL generation. I'd love to know wtf is really going on in Toronto.

Just saying the name of the thread doesn't help people who may not have been DL regulars back then.