Dean Superman Cain

Despite his affable, goofy, frat-boy shtick, he is rumored to be a most unpleasant person who treats his girlfriends, and all women, in general, poorly. Aside from being insufferable, he suffers from a mad case of MPB, Male Pattern Bloatness. His ballooning body and, especially face, make him all the more unattractive. No man or woman would have him now.

Plus he's a right winger.

He supported Rick Perry in 2012 - 'nuff said.

Being a fundy explains the bloat.

Republican with the maturity of a frat boy. He likes fucking women although he has no regard for them.

I can't claim to know how well or poorly he treats his women, but by most accounts he's a pretty nice guy and a great father. His political affiliation shouldn't make him a pariah.

Funny I was just randomly talking about him today and how I used to have a crush on him on Superman.

He had really suckable nipples when he played Superman.

Yes, r6, it should.

He took Brooke Shields virginity and also was very involved with Mindy McCready (R.I.P.) for a time. I agree about his suckable nipples.

Massive pussy hound. Big Cruz supporter.

Loved him in Broken Hearts Club. He played a power bottom.

He was my first fuck, and all the world knows it!

R13, did you read R10 before posting that?

Wrong, r6, wrong! His political affiliation makes him unfuckable and he is therefore dead to us! DEAD TO US!!!

brooke shields said dean is super nice, down to earth, cool family. during 'broken hearts club' press, dean told 'the view' if his son grew up gay, he would be very proud of his son. so that fine hunk of man is all-good in my book. I hope he dates caityln jenner at the republican national convention

He seems to be a good guy. He even takes care of his son's half brother.

He should just marry Keanu Reeves.

Lots of men can look handsome or distinguished or intellectual with glasses, but he is one of the few that made them look sexy.

[quote]His political affiliation shouldn't make him a pariah.

You wrote this in 2015. I hope you've come to your senses and realize being a Trump supporter is no longer about "party affiliation." It's separates basic human decency from having none.

We're talking about a white supremacist president, not a difference of opinion on zoning laws.

He’s in a circle jerk with Scott Baio, Jon Voight, Antonio Saboato Jr., and James Woods.

They get off on nude photos of Roseanne Barr.

R21 I'd love to be a fly on that wall.

[quote]His political affiliation shouldn't make him a pariah.

Nonsense.

He should just marry John Cusack.

Someone--either R19 or R20--is the 2015 bump troll.