What's the worst thing you've done just because you were horny?

I ate pussy

Stuck two dildoes in my ass simultaneously

I let a dog lick my genitals.

OP My apartment isn't that messy.

Come back sometime and see

Prayed to Jesus that he'd take these feelings away.

Was it Charlie Sheen, OP?

only five replies and my stomach is already turning.

It was too bad to even say here and endure the assured forthcoming abuse. I'll leave it at use of some unconventional lube.

It would be funny if OP's old man posted about getting a young hottie who was so horned he let him suck his cock.

LIcked the sperm off the floor of a booth at an adult bookstore after I hot guy left.

A messy apartment???

HORRORS!!!

What's with the gay male obsession with penis? It's the filthiest part of the body along with the testicles. How does one enjoy fellatio or anal sex? I've never done either of those things. My husband survives just fine.

I don't consider anything the worst thing. I did whatever fit the occasion.

Meryl at r11 ... I'm sure the twink dick he sucks on the side keeps him going. Incidentally, that means you're getting the filth of the twink dick AND his filthy mouth. Enjoy.

I entered into a 6 year abusive relationship.

I hear ya R14

Put up with Unitarianism and vaseline glass.

What time is it?

I drank piss. It was nasty

I let two of my brother's friends fuck me in a ditch.

Fucked a guy for money

what I did for love. . . . . .

I sucked some cheesy toes

Had sex with an actress. Swore I never would but I broke down overwhelmed by my urges.

Had sex with a guy who was basically a hoarder. His apartment was terrifying. Newspapers and magazines everywhere. Wee wee pads for his sick bulldog. It smelled. Just...ugh.

I let someone suck me who held his wineglass by the bowl rather than the stem!

Pish,R19 ! I let FIVE brothers (ages 12 to 17,I was 14) fuck me in some woods bent over a log. But the absolute worse thing I ever did for sex was let a homeless black guy fuck me behind a Mcdonalds dumpster and it was so incredibly gross I still shudder thinking of it. he was gross too.

R14, what kind of abuse?

Verbal and emotional, r27. When he tried to escalate it to physical, I got smart and got out.

I'm glad that you got out before you were physically harmed, R28. I know people who didn't (including one friend whose boyfriend ended up strangling him to death).

Sorry Meryl dearie. You are wrong AGAIN!

The mouth is the nastiest part. You know being an open cavity and all. Constantly opening and closing like your cakehole.

This is your warning for today.

This DL twink fucked me in his parents basement while they were upstairs. I'm in my 40s. He also fucked me in their garage over his father's car, again while the parents were in the house. Shameful but I'd do it again.

[R 16]'s post is killing me, too hilarious!

Would someone please tell me how to link to previous responses? God I hate the new DL.

Slept with someone who had voted for George W. Bush.

R16 does your dick still glow green from the prolonged exposure?

I also stayed in an abusive relationship because the sex was amazing. After I wised up and got out I couldn't believe I'd wasted 7 years on that horror show.

There was also an incident with a one night stand who insisted we do it in the dark. When I got up to leave and put the light on to get dressed the entire bedroom was decorated in Laura Ashley.

Meryl has clearly never smelled a yeasty pussy.

Precisely the way it has always worked R33

Well, there was that incident with the clown suit ... and the blood stain that wouldn't come out.

Damn kid. Shouldn't have struggled.

In a basement sex club in NYC back in the day.

Delightfully nasty.

Lol damn you, R35! You owe me dry-cleaning money for making me spit out my coffee. I'm also glad you're out of the abusive relationship.

There was this hot, tatted cholo who had a hardon for sexual humiliation. He pissed on me, spat on me, called me a puto, a f@ggot, and cumdump, and a boicunt. He then fucked me bareback and made me clean his ripe ass and rank, cheesy toes. He still wasn't getting his freak on, so he went up to my Egyptian cotton bedsheets and laid a massive burrito turd on it. The smell was overpowering. My eyes were watering. I was gagging. My cock was cement-hard. He stared at me and jacked his dick. I couldn't help myself. I pounced on the turd and snarfed all of it down. It was rank as fuck, but he shot a gigantic load all over the floor when he saw that. I wanted to kiss him afterwards, but he told me 'you gotta be crazy, you fucking sleazy f@ggot'.

Come back R31, you owe us more sordid details.

I slapped faces suddenly and viciously

I invited a guy who worked at a funeral home to come over to my hotel room, where he proceeded to twist/tweak my nipples until they bled. OUCH. He was a nasty mother-fucker - but gave a great blowjob. Another time, at my grandmother's funeral in rural Arkansas, I hooked up with a guy worked at the funeral home (where my grandmother's body was) and we fucked on the floor of his apartment which was right next door to the funeral home. I got carpet burns on my knees.

I let a gross dude blow me in the gym steam room while a nasty troll watched. Now whenever said troll sees me he assumes there will be an encore performance. Never ever feed a troll. Ever.

Blow Buddies, mid-90s, biker looking guy whipped his cock out in a hall, motioned me over. It was big, thick, and uncut, so I couldn't resist. It was also very very salty tasting I'd guess from lack of soap and water. I'd never been submissive before, but was so fucking hot. He kept saying suck it, pretty boy.

Met a hot little guy at a bar. Went back to his. Got naked, making out and all. He suddenly asks if I'll put a dog collar on, lap water from a dog bowl, and bark. I said Hell, no. So he asked if he could do it. He was gay porn hot, and I really wanted to fuck him, so I said ok. So, he did his dog bit, then I fucked him senseless. The dog bit didn't do anything for me, but he's still one of the hottest fucks I've ever had. That was the 1st time I was a cum and go guy, was not about to stay and cuddle with Fido.

r5 for the win.

I let a young guy in a wheelchair with cerebral palsy feel me up. I was sitting on a bench downtown and he rolled up. He was unable to speak intelligibly so he wrote out a message: "I can see your dick?" I said, "ok" so we went down an alley and behind a dumpster and I showed him the goods, which he loved and played with. I asked "can I see you too?" He nodded so I undid his pants to expose his genitals. They seemed so immature and untouched I was embarrassed to fondle them. He wrote out a message asking if we could meet again, but I declined.

I had sexy for money many times, and once I left the tricks bed I was in to go fuck his roommate, who hadn't exactly invited me. It wasn't rape rape because I fucked him all the damn night and he never filed charges. I was asked to leave at some point.

It wasn't rape rape because he never filed charges? If we're going there, I sucked off a presumably straight "sleeping" 18-year-old sailor twice in the space of about five minutes. Never before or after in my experience has someone come again and again in such a short time. He told people afterwards he had hooked up with a hot chick that night.

I put "sleeping" in quotes because he lifted up his butt so I could more easily pull down his jeans and underpants.

My roommate, the ex-marine, who was out drinking and unwittingly acquired that piece of ass for my delectation, letting him sleep at our place, was very puzzled to hear his after story.

BUMP for you insatiable sluts. Tell us more of your whorish experiences!

Most of these are Exceptionally Scintillating Tales!

I went to a sex club in Vienna. The guy I hooked up with was nice and attractive, but I got a genital wart after the encounter.

Have you got all day, because I wouldn't know where to start.

Gave a contractor who couldn't speak English a hand job.

Not very big, but he came like a firehose.

I gave rough head to some weird Muslim guy named "King"

When I was 15 I let a retarded boy in my neighborhood give me a handjob.

During the HJ he said his uncle told him that he gives the best blowjobs and he'd give me one if I wanted. I declined.

bump

I was having amazing sex with a guy who suddenly stopped and asked me if I'd wear a woman's tights and bra because he got turned on by seeing man wear ladies' lingerie.

He was one of the best fucks I'd ever experienced so I put them on. We fucked all night and I was in heaven.

Jacked off on my dad's feet while he slept.

Married a shrew who gave good blow jobs. The blowjobs stopped on our wedding night, sex stopped after the second kid.

slapped someone's face

Let a coworker who was infatuated with me suck my dick. I regretted it almost instantly but that didn't stop me from cumming in his mouth.

It took a year to disentangle myself from him after one mediocre blowjob.

I'm afraid to ask, but more details r60.

When you say "What's the worst thing you've done just because you were horny," you make it sound like it's a bad thing.

I let someone fist me.

Yeow, it was not as fun as I thought to would be.

Never again

I peed in a guy's mouth. So fucking gross

Sent an escort my picture. He sent it to Gawker.

I let a guy go bareback ass to mouth on me.

It was the 70s!

R64, my dad had really gorgeous feet. He would take naps barefoot on the couch and I would lick them and kiss them (very lightly, so I didn't wake him) and I would occasionally rub my dick on them (again, lightly, and just for a second) - so, it wasn't really jacking off on them.

I wonder if he knew what I was doing. If not, then he was a very heavy sleeper.

R70 Pardon me, I'm going to be violently ill . . .

Clutch those pearls, Mary R71!

Yes, ass to mouth. Not the 70's. More like last week

Gross, R70.

his name was Jason.