Old gay men who leer

It works amazingly well if the old gent is waving a fistful of $100 bills as he leers lovingly at his prey!

Ask Muriel, a.k.a. Murry.

Reminds me of this DL classic

I was a victim of the leering this morning on the subway. A white-haired gent with hair coming out of his ears leered at me, looking for love.

Yuck

I thought the same thing, R3.

Better they leer than hiss.

r4 Be sweet. It doesn't cost you anything, and it gives the old guy a rush. Good for your karma.

Old guys give the best head. Really.

Nasty. I've been leered out, fondled, and almost assaulted by elderly, unstable men. Throwing hundreds of dollars at me means nothing because I have a good job. These grandpas and great-grandpas would have to throw a sweet mill at me to get my attention. However, most of these nasty fuckers are dirt ass poor yet think that a young hot guy will be attracted to some nasty, decrepit old geezer.

I like the one with long hair coming out of their nostrils

You queens sound like nan michiganwomyn. Eye-rape is a serious crime, right?

Do I have to practice leering in order to do it effectively when I'm older or does it come naturally with age?

When you stop cruising- you're as good as dead.

Well [bold]THANK FUCKING GOD[/bold] none of you bitches will ever, ever age.

*rolls eyes*

laugh all you like. The fact is that many of us will probably end up just like those old me you speak of. The fact is that most of us don't find lasting relationships for whatever reason, and end up old and full of impotent lust for younger guys who see us as repellent. It is the sad fate of many a gay man I'm afraid. THAT is why so many gays now are desperate to marry, they want to escape that tragic end.

I'm not leering; I'm simply trying to dislodge a corn hull from between my teeth.

One man's "Lear" is another man's "Bottom".

Define old.

[R18] well judging by how shallow most gay men are around 40 is usually the age we are considered past it.

R17, that's pretty fucking funny

Brilliant, Dustin at r17. Bottom does represent a transitive object of desire of young for old.

For those who are into that sort of thing, Richard Rambuss wrote a great chapter on this and many other queer features of A Midsummer Night's Dream. It's called Shakespeare's Ass Play.

No, it doesn't work OP, so might as well give it up.

You bitches think we can see that far?

The boys find my Lear jet irresistible.

O curse your irresistible beauty that draws oldsters to you like moths to the flame, r9!

I used to work out at the YMCA but I felt eye-raped by my elders every time I set foot in the locker room. It was exhausting.

OP You should get over yourself....... Everyone else has

Like Kevin Spacey...

Oh my gosh! Spacey. My airline attendant friend got an actual "up and down" eye scan from Ms. Spacey as he boarded. So brazen, yet still so shy is our Kevin when it comes to talking about such things.

I got some leers from some horny older guys in my youth on the bus or the train. One in particular had such a sweet smile and kind eyes. He was probably a real looker in his youth. I try to remember that now as age creeps up on me; these are just our fellow travelers in life who appreciate youth and beauty like we all do, and we'll all be in their shows one day.

Yes, I'm casting Follies as we speak!

I perfected the 'ChandeLeer.'

Oh my. I am 31. Am I too old to leer guys in the early 20s?

You self-imagined young hotties should give the old gay men a good dose of your personalities. That should get 'em moving the other direction right quick.

Why would they be interested in young guys?

Yes, R34, because elderly gay men have the best personalities around.

Once they catch the eyes what do they do with them?

Sell them for eye transplants.

Well, you be happy someone looked at you. Some of us never get leered at :(. At least you know you are sexy! No im not fat, im just "Unfortunate" looking. Muscles are my only hope. Its going slowly...

I don't mind it. Just as long as they don't touch.

I feel like I've been raped

I agree that Kevin Spacey fits into this category perfectly

R7 If you can give the rush, give it, but also risky to encourage them IMO.

^ Dumbass 2015 Thread Bump Troll, all nonchalant.

I think it’s an assertion of their gayness. It was a rebellious thing to ogle a guy when they were growing up. Now they feel they should do it - just like the macho men who whistle at hot women feel they have a right to do it. Don’t like it but understand it. But think it has to do with an assertion of virility - rather than a real attempt at hooking up.

A number of years ago I was in a large Mall in another city and when I left it to go back to my car in the huge parking lot an older man was following me in his car, rolled down his window, and asked me if I wanted a lift back to my car. "No Thanks!"