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Kappa

Have you or anyone you know been attacked by a Kappa?

Kappa are Japanese water demons that try to steal your soul through your anus.

by Anonymousreply 33June 21, 2020 5:15 AM

I prefer being "attacked" by a Phi Alpha Kappa

by Anonymousreply 1June 23, 2015 3:13 PM

Sounds like my Ex.

by Anonymousreply 2June 23, 2015 3:15 PM

Even ghostly spirits flee a tsunami

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by Anonymousreply 3June 23, 2015 3:20 PM

I was wondering why my hole was so sore.

by Anonymousreply 4June 23, 2015 3:26 PM

Isn't that legendary creature base on an ancient Japanese FAIRY tale?

by Anonymousreply 5June 23, 2015 3:27 PM

Please , Op.......Don't be Koi with us!

by Anonymousreply 6June 23, 2015 3:28 PM

That explains so much...

by Anonymousreply 7June 23, 2015 3:30 PM

All the Kappas I've known - Kappa Kappa Gammas - are pretty cool party girls who like to drink and hang out. You must be talking about a different Chapter.

by Anonymousreply 8June 23, 2015 4:22 PM

Sounds like the plot for a gay porn version of PENNY DREADFUL.

by Anonymousreply 9June 23, 2015 4:25 PM

Phi Alpha Kappas are supposed to have strong religious and moral standards.

What do you suppose could have gone wrong?

by Anonymousreply 10June 23, 2015 4:50 PM

...and I loved it. Waiting for the next attack.

by Anonymousreply 11June 23, 2015 5:00 PM

No, but I went to school with some who were definitely a pain in the ass.

by Anonymousreply 12June 23, 2015 5:02 PM

It's called '河童', river child.

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by Anonymousreply 13June 25, 2015 1:45 PM

And they look like this:

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by Anonymousreply 14June 25, 2015 1:47 PM

The Japanese obsession of and fixation on shit and the asshole knows no boundaries. Seriously, what is it about the Japanese and shit and sphincters? They're as obsessed by that as they are robots. They've got to be th most bizarre society on the planet.

by Anonymousreply 15June 25, 2015 1:54 PM

Can they do anything about that pesky hemorrhoid of mine? I'd be so ever grateful.

by Anonymousreply 16June 25, 2015 3:33 PM

bump

by Anonymousreply 17August 23, 2015 7:59 AM

If I'm ever attacked by one I hope it looks like this

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by Anonymousreply 18August 23, 2015 8:12 AM

Though I'm afraid it will look more like this.

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by Anonymousreply 19August 23, 2015 8:20 AM

Are they like kelpies?

by Anonymousreply 20August 23, 2015 12:44 PM

You find them in the whirlpool at the Chicago Steamworks

by Anonymousreply 21August 23, 2015 2:07 PM

Sometimes I lie on my bed (in the prone position with my butt and anus exposed) and say, "Oh, I hope there are no Kappas lurking around. My butt and anus are completely exposed and vulnerable. And therefore, my soul would be for the Kappa to take."

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by Anonymousreply 22August 23, 2015 2:25 PM

don't give the creator of teen wolf any more ideas ;)

by Anonymousreply 23August 23, 2015 2:33 PM

Oh, gee, more stupid supernatural bullshit.

I can't imagine who would post it.

Some of the responses are amusing but really, go away.

by Anonymousreply 24August 23, 2015 2:37 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 25December 31, 2015 11:45 AM

Working for Susan G. Komen for the Cure. What a shit pit! Nancy Brinker is a raging ego maniac who can't even raise her head off her pillow each morning without an entire glam squad. Insists on luxury accommodations and was mad when the board (wisely) nixed her use of a private jet to move her self-entitled ass around the country/world. The whole place is populated with wannabes who couldn't make it anywhere in the for-profit world, yet they all trot around, all self-important. The organization, which shit itself publicly with the whole Planned Parenthood fiasco a few years ago should have been called out decades ago for wasting SCADS of money. The only good thing about them? Some of the research they fund. Period. The end. I wish someone would strangle this whole place with a giant pink ribbon. Please never give them money. Ever.

by Anonymousreply 26January 20, 2016 2:03 PM

So that's where Super Mario got the Kappas. They look just like R14 too. But it's inappropriate for them to have used a character that enters you through the anus for a video game.

by Anonymousreply 27January 20, 2016 2:20 PM

Pretty much every week on "Scream Queens."

by Anonymousreply 28January 20, 2016 3:33 PM

Not with Colonel Pritzker around to protect you R21!

by Anonymousreply 29January 20, 2016 3:58 PM

Why do we not hear about these things more often?

by Anonymousreply 30June 21, 2020 3:14 AM

I had the pleasure of using a bidet that sported very enthusiastic water pressure in Tokyo once--does that count?

by Anonymousreply 31June 21, 2020 4:56 AM

I sold my ass to the Devil decades ago.

by Anonymousreply 32June 21, 2020 5:09 AM

As for yokai, I'm partial to rokurokubi.

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by Anonymousreply 33June 21, 2020 5:15 AM
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