Celebrity autobiography titles

Rachel Dolezal: Black Like Me

Caitlyn Jenner: The Unkindest Cut of All

Zsa Zsa Gabor: Please Kill Me

My 15 minutes are up.

Pact with Satan by the Kardashians.

"Let's Play Hide The Sausage"- Richard Matt

Bristol Palin: Do As I Say, Not As I Do

"The Day the Muzak Died"

"In Through My Out Doors"

My Journey Being A Fat Ass Ho

Kim K and PMK

Snow White.

I AM THIRD

I Love Bush

Winona Ryder - Stealing your hearts

John Travolta - Happy Endings

Aaron Schock - Pink Elephant

Val Kilmer - Fat Man Forever

Cock Tale - The true story of Tom Cruise

"While You Were Sleeping" - Bill Cosby

"I Know Why the Caged Partridge Drinks" — David Cassidy

Belle of the Ball - Lindsey Graham

I love r17

R18 is a great title.

I Know Why the Caged Burt Pings - by Burt Reynolds

RuPaul: Tuck Everlasting

“No Comment” by Susan Dey

Misunderstood

What About Me?

Memoirs of a Fetid, Practically Decomposing Cunt - QEII

I wonder how much royalties Meghan Markle gets from writing this

I keep seeing this newly bumped thread tonight (WTF?) and thinking it says “Celebrity Autographed Titties”.

Black Like Me

Angelina Jolie: Sisterly Love

Lassie: The Bitch is Back

Sloppy Seconds- Aaron Schock

Unmedicated

Valley of the Dolls

Tight Ends & Wide Receivers: My Story

Mommie Still Beats Me In My Sleep: One Last, Desperate Attempt To Cash In On Joan Crawford's Name

Shooting My Mouth Off

By Ricky Schroder

180: From Choking Black Jocks to Choking On Black Cocks

Chewing the Fat

R37 lmao

"My Life Failures" by G.

"The Greatest" by M.

R40 Alternative title: My Love Affair with Sugar & Carbs

Too Ugly For Ice Cream: How I Found Beauty In My Life (And You Can Too!)

He Touched Me

Disgustingly Drunk.

Down and Out...and in...and out...in Dubai

Ssshe Shellls Shee Shells on the Shee Shore

Memories Of A Cock Gobbler

Boy Eats World

“Just Say Ho” by Nancy Cocksucker Reagan.

Bed Shitting

Separated at Birth

I'm An American Citizen!

Memoirs Of A Firecrotch

Everything Is Triggering

This Book Smells Like My Vagina

[quote] Memoirs Of A Firecrotch

R56, the alternate title is "Fire Down Below: My Story by Linday Lohan"

If you liked [italic]Confessions Of A Thoroughbred[/italic], the first volume of my story, you'll LOVE volume two:

[italic]Prance Like Nobody's Watching[/italic],

On sale now!

—Sarah Jessica Parker

On My Knees Again

"Teenage Whore: My Truth" The Duch.... Anonymous with Gayle King

HRH The Duchess of Montecito

Mum and Dad Were Not Ok: The Real Life Story of A Semi Royal Child of Nacissistic Parents

Pretty Hurts - Caitlyn Jenner

They, Ourselves, and Us - Sam Smith

I'd Had Sufficient - Vivian Vance

Don’t Let’s Go to the Horses Tonight: Sarah Jessica Parker

Jennifer Lawrence: No Amount of Liquor Could Make Me Forget The Taste of Harvey’s Balls or My Career Dried Up Faster Than One of Harvey’s Cum Stains.

Armie Hammer: The Last Supper

Gavin Newsom: Dinner For Ten People

How Dare You

Kamala Harris: The Art of the Kneel

Donald Trump, Rapist, Child Molester, Mass Murderer, Liar, Republican.

Mein Kampf

Face off

[quote]Making Passes At Tight Ends: The Aaron Rodgers Story

Or, “I’m A Spineless Piece of Shit.”

Lord Love A Cuck - Jerry Falwell, Jr.

I'm A Lady Assface: How to Work with a Toxic Narcissist in Hollywood

My life as sex slave for Woody

"Tubular Totten and Billboard Hitties: The Irene Cara Story"

My Secret Sapphic Life

I Had It My Way : The Hamburger Diaries

I Got Weak: Heaven Was A Place In My Nose

All Of My Rice Queens

Life Hacks

Flying High

The Social Distancing On That Island Wasn't Enough

Keep Calm And Gobble On

"Sitting Pretty" by Elvis Presley

"Burning The Midnight Oil At Both Ends" by Paul Walker

"Green Eggs & Ham Sandwiches" by Cass Elliot

"To Be Or Not To Be" by Ellen Page

"How To Be A Successful Conehead Without Really Trying" by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

"Bye Bye!" by John McLaughlin

"How To Be A Success At Everything You Do" by Anna Nicole Smith

"The Original Domestic Madness" by Roseanne Barr

Lend an Ear (or, Now I Remember!)

"I was A Teenage Pussyhound" by Michael Landon

"Radiator Cooling Tricks" by Boy George

"The Master Debater" by Bill Maher

"Where's My Daddy?" by Fat Albert

"Mrs. C Really Didn't Want Me' by Tom Bosley

"Jumping The Shark & Landing On Adam Sandler" by Henry Winkler

"Little Drummer Boy" by Matthew McConanaughey

"Punch & Snooty" : The Ike & Tina autobiography

"Rocky Mountain Highs" by Bob Denver

"I Needed A Helping Hand" by Jeffrey Dahmer

"My Chinny Chin Chin" by Jay Leno

"You Could've Knocked Me Over With A Feather" by Karen Carpenter

"Harvey Wallbanger" by Harvey Weinstein

"He Ain't Ugly, He's My Brother" by Ron Howard

"That's My Racket' by Martina Navravtilova

"Standing Firm" by Caitlyn Jenner

You people would never make it in publishing

He Was Only Sixteen.

Exhausted! How Roxane Gay Refuses to Tell You Her Life Story Because She Shouldn't Have to Do YOUR Emotional Labor.

A Life in a Closet

Failed Again! Eight Times the Charm!: Demi Lovato

I Didn’t Stalk that Woman, I’m a Big Fag!: Colton

Aging Gracelessly by Justine Bateman

My Sister’s Keeper by Jimmy McNichol

The Blackout Drunk Is Back Bitches! By John Mulaney.

Don’t Call My Name, Don’t Call My Name, Hillary by Hillaria Baldwin

Two More at the Teets: My Last Few Babies by Hilaria Baldwin

Catch It If You Can: The Volatile and Explosive Life of Scott Rudin

Coffee, Tea, or AIDS?

Born With A Silver Spoon - The Jason Bateman story

Ageing with Plastic Surgery & Boxtox

Thank Heaven for Incompetent Little Girls! By Jamie Spears.

[quote]"Rocky Mountain Highs" by Bob Denver

Huh? did you mean JOHN Denver?

The Biden Crime Family by Joe and Hunter

My Journey: From Broadway Filly To International Clotheshorse

—Sarah Jessica Parker

A Tale of Two Titties Dolly Parton

"My Fucking Ball. Your Fucking Throat!"

-- by Serena Williams, MOM!!!

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Thanks for the Mammaries Dolly Parton

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