I'm the gaggle of closeted suburban high school bois who pretended to wander into the midst.
I'mthe supposed sex acts on floats that prissy pants posters here claim occur
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 19, 2015 3:04 PM |
I'm a cameraman for [italic]The 700 Club[/italic] looking for R1 so it can be used as propaganda against all gay people everywhere.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 19, 2015 3:57 PM |
I'm the hot new drag queen you missed because you spent 45 minutes looking for parking.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 19, 2015 3:59 PM |
I'm OP, a 100 year old closeted gay male who never leaves the house.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 19, 2015 4:15 PM |
I'm a giant speaker blaring tuneless "untz untz untz" dance mixes from one end of town to the other. What I wouldn't give for acoustic music to play out of me just once at one of these things.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 19, 2015 4:28 PM |
[quote] the hot new drag queen
There is no such thing.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 20, 2015 5:53 AM |
My friend and I are "Queers for Corgis." We have a banner.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 20, 2015 6:10 AM |
I'm one of the hundreds of strollers being told to move back behind the line, followed by hundreds of complaints from fat mommies who were expecting free food.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 20, 2015 6:19 AM |
I'm the local Baptist preacher protesting the event with a sign quoting Leviticus while I simultaneously eat a crab cake sandwich and have a raging hard on while I gaze at the pride participants with both loathing and twisted, longing desire.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 20, 2015 7:38 AM |
I'm the drag queen marching in heels, wishing I had been sensible and worn flats instead.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 20, 2015 10:32 AM |
I'm Jenny, the Icicle Queen. Fierce and fabulous. Bow to my beauty and fierceness.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 20, 2015 12:15 PM |
I'm Rick Santorum and I can barely control my erection while looking at all of the shirtless homosexuals! I mean my disgust, I can barely control my disgust!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 20, 2015 1:10 PM |
I'm the straight couple who are stuck at the intersection til the parade passes by, our jaws exaggeratedly dropped to indicate how appalled we are.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 20, 2015 6:01 PM |
I'm Gloria Gaynor doing a comeback performance at the pride festival
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 20, 2015 6:34 PM |
I'm the drunken, impromptu nudity.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 20, 2015 6:39 PM |
I'm the porta potty that smells like funnel cake, regurgitated Smirnoff & cranberry, and Boy Butter.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 20, 2015 6:46 PM |
I'm a twinks pre-lubed hole ready for a quadruple penetration.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 21, 2015 12:49 AM |
I'm the local gay dance club owner who quadruples the cover charge and makes the resident DJ wear a wig so people think he's Barry Harris.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 21, 2015 1:15 AM |
I'm the SOBER PRIDE tent. I try to display a fun attitude but people tend to ignore me.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 21, 2015 1:49 AM |
I'm R16, dragging a rando into one for a quickie despite the smell.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 4, 2020 6:15 PM |
I’m a sad fascist bumping threads from 2015 because I’m getting my ass handed to me in all current discussions.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 4, 2020 6:19 PM |
I’m the mayor up for re-election. Pride is so awesome! (Also let one of my kids hand this flyer to you and take down your demographic information.) WOOOOOO!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 4, 2020 6:20 PM |
Muriel? We have a problem in all the aisles because a psycho is attempting to bump 2015 threads so's to deflect every thread where he's already been handed his hat.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 4, 2020 6:43 PM |