Well, gurls, the exposed penis trend for the runway is over.

But the butt cleavage trend is starting to happen!

Who would want to wear those?

Actually most of the photos could be comfortably worn by the obese. Just not the Sibling girdle.

That collection is no victory for Lagerfeld, it's a victory for those models. Well done, boys, well done. You can officially make a garbage bag look good. you could sell a potato sack. Good for you!

I'd own the runway if I did this. They'd have to rename it: Swungway.

Pix of the former dick fashion please.

R6 Your dedication to understanding the full, artistic journey of this designer's seasons is admirable.

silly

None of those collections are Lagerfeld. He is far better than that.

I'd wear the jumpsuit at #6 with the right belt, and probably in a different color.

I'd love to walk around with a small coordinated parachute trailing after me... if I could be sure I'd never had to walk downwind.

Shrinkage appear to be a problem on the catwalk.

Here's the thread about exposed peen on the catwalk:

I don't get these fashion runways. Who the hell would wear any of those things? The women's runway is just as stupid.

Butt cleavage? That's so fifteen minutes ago.

I'm with r14. I don't get this shit. No one actually wears this kind of shit, so what's the advantage of putting it out on the runway? Is it just a kind of "any attention is good attention" marketing? Why does anyone take this seriously? It looks like it's just out there for shock value and frankly shock doesn't have much value; it's boring. Can someone explain?

Here's something to chew on:

The short version of the link ar R17 is that it gets people talking and helps sell ready-to-wear, not to mention ancillary products like perfume and cosmetics.

Also, some people actually buy the runway fashions (albeit usually in a toned-down version). Rich Asians in particular love outrageous fashions.

Aside from a ridiculous accessory or two, Belstaff actually had one of the best shows.

Meanwhile, you should see the crazy shit Gucci sent down the runway. Guys dressed like some flaky 1970's art school teacher who could never find the right man and could never find the wrong cat.

Laughably bad. That yellow and white robe ensemble looks like a kimono that was handled by Edward Scissorhands.

Love the butt cleavage, though.

I don’t see an exposed penis.