Diagnosis please.
Why did Liza keep marrying the gays?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 11, 2022 5:59 AM |
It was good enough for mama . . .
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 18, 2015 5:43 AM |
And why do the gays keep marrying Liza?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 18, 2015 5:46 AM |
Well that's easy r2: The sequins!!!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 18, 2015 5:56 AM |
Because she likes the lady ham. Just like her mother!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 18, 2015 5:58 AM |
When you're mother is Judy Garland and you'r father is Vincente Minelli, there's really no alternative.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 18, 2015 6:16 AM |
I was molested.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 18, 2015 6:16 AM |
Maybe she turned them gay?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 18, 2015 6:22 AM |
LOL!!!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 18, 2015 6:24 AM |
Turned r7? Really?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 18, 2015 6:26 AM |
liz is a lez
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 18, 2015 6:28 AM |
Because Liza has great taste.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 18, 2015 7:18 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 18, 2015 3:44 AM |
I don;t even think she fully realized what was going on when David Gest decided to marry her. She was so chemically addled at that time he could have announced he was feeding her to the wolverines at the Los Angeles Zoo and she would have been all for it, if it meant attention and publicity.
Liza is a lovely woman, but even at her best she is only partially there anymore, and at her worst she's like a publicity-starved zombie.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 18, 2015 3:48 AM |
Breaking News: Liza has just announced her engagement to Nick Jonas.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 18, 2015 4:22 AM |
I've soiled through my Depends.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 18, 2015 4:25 AM |
Poor Liza. I think she's trying to fill a hole with all her substance use issues and compulsive need to marry gays.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 5, 2021 4:09 AM |
It is odd that she did what her mother did.
Vanessa Redgrave did the same thing. Her mother married a gay man so she did. I guess they were trying to replicate their fathers? Who knows.
(Some would say Natasha Richardson also did the same thing with Liam since at least on DL he had an affair with Bradley Cooper.)
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 5, 2021 4:15 AM |
Because she has taste.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 5, 2021 4:23 AM |
Ask her longtime gf Lisa Mordente, Chita Rivera's daughter. Allegedly.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 5, 2021 4:30 AM |
Who in their right mind would want to spend a lifetime with a str8 man? Those things are dirty, mangy and revolting! Get a dog instead, you’ll have less shit to clean up.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 5, 2021 4:32 AM |
It's so fucking fascinating. Judy's father was gay. Judy married at least two gay guys. Liza married at least two. And they were both beloved by the gays.
Who can say? There was just something about them.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 5, 2021 4:33 AM |
R13-- Bit she wasn't blind!! She wasn't blind!!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 5, 2021 4:36 AM |
She is a gay man trapped on a hag
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 5, 2021 4:36 AM |
R22-But, not bit. Shit.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 5, 2021 4:36 AM |
RE: "Well that's easy [R2]: The sequins!!!" I love you. 😊
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 5, 2021 4:38 AM |
R21 They are gay cat nip.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 18, 2021 3:11 PM |
Beacuse almost every girl wants a guy like daddy.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 18, 2021 3:22 PM |
So she could continue pleasuring herself with Munchkin dildos.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 18, 2021 3:24 PM |
You have to remember that up until recently if a gay man wanted to marry and have children he HAD to marry a woman, and women are told that the most important thing in their lives is to snag a husband, by whatever means necessary. So you're not talking about a statistical anomaly here. There are probably a number of families in which it's a tradition for the women to go for a gay guy, and as long as everybody plays along with it it's treated as perfectly normal.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 18, 2021 3:26 PM |
I can understand wanting companionship and to share interests that don’t include getting humped by some straight guy. Not sure that’s what she found, but it looks like she tried.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 18, 2021 3:30 PM |
R29 Yes, if daddy was gay the girls are already accustomed to that type. Maybe mama told them it was normal to have sex twice or three times in life to have children.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 18, 2021 3:31 PM |
[quote]There are probably a number of families in which it's a tradition for the women to go for a gay guy, and as long as everybody plays along with it it's treated as perfectly normal.
Oh my gosh this sounds like an absolutely amazing camp comedy.
The cast and setting of Steel Magnolias but this is the plot instead of Shelby ruining everybody's lives.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 18, 2021 3:39 PM |
In this version the Dylan McDermott character gets the line "I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special" when he explains to Shelby why he has to have sex with her father.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 18, 2021 3:42 PM |
Beacuse almost every girl wants a guy like daddy.
Because almost every girl wants a GAY like daddy. There fixed it for you.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 18, 2021 3:46 PM |
This is confusing. I've read rumors about Liza's second husband, Jack Haley, Jr., as well as the better known gay husbands. And there have been rumors about Judy's first and fifth husbands being gay, in addition to the second and fourth. This seems to defy statistical probability.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 18, 2021 3:55 PM |
Liza is a dyke.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 18, 2021 3:59 PM |
None of my hushbands were gaysh OP.....brrp, hic..life is a cabaret old chum
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 18, 2021 4:13 PM |
bump
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 4, 2022 8:05 PM |
bump
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 11, 2022 5:50 AM |
Maybe she no longer wanted to have sex with her husbands so she got pragmatic about the whole thing
by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 11, 2022 5:59 AM |