Somebody else start, I'm lazy.
How would LARRY KING have covered the RACHEL DOLEZAL saga?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 21, 2020 5:36 AM |
Rachel, who's your favorite character on [italic]Empire[/italic]?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 15, 2015 10:09 PM |
Leslie Uggums is our guest. Tell us Leslie, did you always know you were black?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 15, 2015 10:10 PM |
Emma Stone is our guest. Emma, do you think the producers of the movie [italic]Aloha[/italic] should have fired you when they found out you weren't Asian?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 15, 2015 10:15 PM |
My great friend Elizabeth Taylor became a Joo. She didn't have to - she wanted to. She was a helluva broad.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 15, 2015 10:16 PM |
After the break, in keeping with our theme, Joey Heatherton will be doing an interpretive African dance to the "Theme From 'Roots'" -- in blackface.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 15, 2015 10:43 PM |
Rachel, you worked for the NAACP -- can't you just ask them why they don't consider "white" a color?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 15, 2015 10:44 PM |
Audience, we have the Academy Award nominated actress for "Rachel, Rachel" here tonight, Miss Joanne Woodward!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 15, 2015 10:49 PM |
So, Rachel, I've always heard the "black don't crack," yet your skin is amazingly smooth. Is that what you use that EVOO stuff you're always talking about for?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 15, 2015 10:51 PM |
Aside to producer:
Wait.....which one is Rachel? Is it Courtney Cox?
It is, isn't it? I don't know any of the other ones.
She was in the Springsteen video.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 15, 2015 10:53 PM |
I'm dying here!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 15, 2015 10:53 PM |
I get the skin color and the hairdo but tell me, Rochelle, how do you achieve that black-person smell?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 15, 2015 10:56 PM |
Oh I get it. It's a White Belt Man thread that's an excuse to make racist jokes.
Never mind.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 15, 2015 10:57 PM |
Yes, R12, we gays are just getting our revenge for all the fag jokes Eddie Murphy loved to tell at the height of the AIDS crisis.
Just be grateful that most gay people aren't as hatefully disposed toward black people as most black people are towards gays.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 15, 2015 11:08 PM |
"Join me tonight when my guest Latoya Jackson explains why she is living her life as a white woman."
Control Center: Uhh, Mr. King.....
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 15, 2015 11:19 PM |
With me in the studio is Kris Jenner. Kris, do you see any parallels with this situation to your own, given your own recent transition to becoming a woman?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 15, 2015 11:28 PM |
Liza, your mother did black-face in one or two pictures. Do you think it gave her greater understanding during the Civil Rights era?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 15, 2015 11:51 PM |
So, Rachel, you were the president of your local NAACP. What was it like working with all of those college athletes?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 16, 2015 12:11 AM |
Rachel ..... can you please explain to us what the AARP has against black people ?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 16, 2015 1:58 AM |
[quote] After the break, in keeping with our theme, Joey Heatherton will be doing an interpretive African dance to the "Theme From 'Roots'" -- in blackface.
And I'll follow her by singing "Toot Toot Tootsie" in blackface.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 16, 2015 2:02 AM |
Tonight our guests are Shirley MacLaine, who was black in a previous life and Shirley Temple who became black when she married.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 16, 2015 2:09 AM |
How difficult was it to give up mayonnaise?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 16, 2015 2:09 AM |
Does trans-racialism affect the OJ verdict?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 16, 2015 2:14 AM |
So Rachel, what race were you on 9/11?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 16, 2015 2:26 AM |
We have the booted lady from the National Association of Afro'd Cher Pantomimists. What exactly is your attraction to a big black Bono?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 16, 2015 2:39 AM |
On the phone we have Olivia de Havilland. Tell us Olivia, were you upset when you lost the Academy Award to Hattie McDaniel? What was she like off the set and out of blackface?
After the break, Carrot Top will perform Ebony and Ivory
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 16, 2015 2:45 AM |
R21 wins!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 16, 2015 2:46 AM |
Tell us, Miss Dolezal, what was it like growing up with a famous Monkee like Mickey for a father?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 16, 2015 2:57 AM |
We have Rachel from 'Some of my best Friends are...'. So, tell me about the one where you are put On A Break.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 16, 2015 2:58 AM |
Welcome, Rachel Dolezal. Look, I just gotta say it: Jolson made a career outta what you're doing and he was one of the greats. So is this a double standard? By the way, you look kinda pale.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 16, 2015 3:06 AM |
Do you ever miss SNL? How did you come up with your character, Debbie Downer?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 16, 2015 3:14 AM |
Did you see Jurassic World yet, Rachel? It's a whale of a picture.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 16, 2015 4:19 AM |
How old were you when you first realized you were a woman trapped in a male body?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 16, 2015 4:59 AM |
On a scale of one to ten, how black would you rate yourself? How would you rate Michelle Obama?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 16, 2015 11:37 AM |
Have you asked Oprah if this is OK? Kathy Griffin ways in after the break.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 17, 2015 12:27 AM |
Now here's a good question - oh, fuck, I mixed up my cue cards. So, uh, um - jeez, this is embarrassing - uh - do [italic]you[/italic]think OJ did it? And don't forget, John Ramsey's calling in from Ohio later.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 17, 2015 1:19 AM |
Ms. Dolemite, I understand you had to use kung-fu to protect yourself from racist sorority sisters. Is it true you blinded one attacker with a 'boob chop'?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 17, 2015 1:26 AM |
How do you feel about that "Annie" remake? Can you sing a few bars of "Tomorrow"?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 17, 2015 2:50 AM |
Lola Falana is on the phone and she is not happy with you Ms. Dozezal.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 17, 2015 3:23 AM |
Can I touch it? (Reaches out to touch hair)
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 17, 2015 11:35 AM |
My much-younger wife and I have a black woman who is our housekeeper, Willie Mae Washington. Do you know Willie Mae?
(Larry farts audibly as he pauses.)
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 17, 2015 2:03 PM |
I was very close to the late great performer Sammy Davis, Jr. (Larry pauses and appears to choke up but releases a loud audible fart) Did you know Sammy too?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 17, 2015 2:05 PM |
We have 30 seconds before the break. Will do you Al Jolson's "Mammy" for us as we go to commercial?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 17, 2015 2:07 PM |
Ladies and gentlemen, we have Rachel Dole-zal as our guest tonight. Rachel is a white woman who has masqueraded as a black woman for years.
Rachel before the break you refused to sing "Mammy". What do you have against Al Jolson?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 17, 2015 2:10 PM |
Ladies and gentlemen, we have surprise caller. The great Don Rickles is on the phone for Rachel.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 17, 2015 2:11 PM |
" You know Rachel, my wife & I are taking our children to Africa this August on safari. Do you know people, there ? [pauses] We have a caller ! Marion, North Carolina ? "
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 17, 2015 2:19 PM |
How influential was C. Thomas Howell in Soul Man on your decision to spray paint yourself black?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 17, 2015 2:25 PM |
Tonight's guest is Micky Dolenz, who now goes by the name of "Rachel".
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 17, 2015 2:28 PM |
"Liza, you've had a few husbands masquerading as straight men. Can you share with Racist Dolenz how it feels to discover your closest loved one is not who she said she was?
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 17, 2015 2:29 PM |
[quote]Just be grateful that most gay people aren't as hatefully disposed toward black people as most black people are towards gays.
There is a such thing as a gay black person, you know right, grandpa?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 17, 2015 2:35 PM |
What bronzer do you recommend for a man in his 90s, that won't interact badly with Viagra?
I have a "friend" who sometimes, you know likes a little "Flava Flav" or Mandingo role play in the bedroom...
by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 17, 2015 3:22 PM |
[quote]Just be grateful that most gay people aren't as hatefully disposed toward black people as most black people are towards gays.
R13 You must be new here.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 21, 2020 5:36 AM |