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How would LARRY KING have covered the RACHEL DOLEZAL saga?

Somebody else start, I'm lazy.

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 53Last Friday at 8:36 PM

Rachel, who's your favorite character on [italic]Empire[/italic]?

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 106/15/2015

Leslie Uggums is our guest. Tell us Leslie, did you always know you were black?

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 206/15/2015

Emma Stone is our guest. Emma, do you think the producers of the movie [italic]Aloha[/italic] should have fired you when they found out you weren't Asian?

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 306/15/2015

My great friend Elizabeth Taylor became a Joo. She didn't have to - she wanted to. She was a helluva broad.

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 406/15/2015

After the break, in keeping with our theme, Joey Heatherton will be doing an interpretive African dance to the "Theme From 'Roots'" -- in blackface.

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 506/15/2015

Rachel, you worked for the NAACP -- can't you just ask them why they don't consider "white" a color?

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 606/15/2015

Audience, we have the Academy Award nominated actress for "Rachel, Rachel" here tonight, Miss Joanne Woodward!

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 706/15/2015

So, Rachel, I've always heard the "black don't crack," yet your skin is amazingly smooth. Is that what you use that EVOO stuff you're always talking about for?

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 806/15/2015

Aside to producer:

Wait.....which one is Rachel? Is it Courtney Cox?

It is, isn't it? I don't know any of the other ones.

She was in the Springsteen video.

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 906/15/2015

I'm dying here!

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 1006/15/2015

I get the skin color and the hairdo but tell me, Rochelle, how do you achieve that black-person smell?

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 1106/15/2015

Oh I get it. It's a White Belt Man thread that's an excuse to make racist jokes.

Never mind.

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 1206/15/2015

Yes, R12, we gays are just getting our revenge for all the fag jokes Eddie Murphy loved to tell at the height of the AIDS crisis.

Just be grateful that most gay people aren't as hatefully disposed toward black people as most black people are towards gays.

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 1306/15/2015

"Join me tonight when my guest Latoya Jackson explains why she is living her life as a white woman."

Control Center: Uhh, Mr. King.....

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 1406/15/2015

With me in the studio is Kris Jenner. Kris, do you see any parallels with this situation to your own, given your own recent transition to becoming a woman?

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 1506/15/2015

Liza, your mother did black-face in one or two pictures. Do you think it gave her greater understanding during the Civil Rights era?

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 1606/15/2015

So, Rachel, you were the president of your local NAACP. What was it like working with all of those college athletes?

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 1706/15/2015

Rachel ..... can you please explain to us what the AARP has against black people ?

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 1806/15/2015

[quote] After the break, in keeping with our theme, Joey Heatherton will be doing an interpretive African dance to the "Theme From 'Roots'" -- in blackface.

And I'll follow her by singing "Toot Toot Tootsie" in blackface.

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 1906/15/2015

Like this bitches

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by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 2006/15/2015

Tonight our guests are Shirley MacLaine, who was black in a previous life and Shirley Temple who became black when she married.

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 2106/15/2015

How difficult was it to give up mayonnaise?

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 2206/15/2015

Does trans-racialism affect the OJ verdict?

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 2306/15/2015

So Rachel, what race were you on 9/11?

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 2406/15/2015

We have the booted lady from the National Association of Afro'd Cher Pantomimists. What exactly is your attraction to a big black Bono?

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 2506/15/2015

On the phone we have Olivia de Havilland. Tell us Olivia, were you upset when you lost the Academy Award to Hattie McDaniel? What was she like off the set and out of blackface?

After the break, Carrot Top will perform Ebony and Ivory

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 2606/15/2015

R21 wins!

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 2706/15/2015

Tell us, Miss Dolezal, what was it like growing up with a famous Monkee like Mickey for a father?

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 2806/15/2015

We have Rachel from 'Some of my best Friends are...'. So, tell me about the one where you are put On A Break.

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 2906/15/2015

Welcome, Rachel Dolezal. Look, I just gotta say it: Jolson made a career outta what you're doing and he was one of the greats. So is this a double standard? By the way, you look kinda pale.

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 3006/15/2015

Do you ever miss SNL? How did you come up with your character, Debbie Downer?

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 3106/15/2015

Did you see Jurassic World yet, Rachel? It's a whale of a picture.

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 3206/15/2015

How old were you when you first realized you were a woman trapped in a male body?

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 3306/15/2015

On a scale of one to ten, how black would you rate yourself? How would you rate Michelle Obama?

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 3406/16/2015

Have you asked Oprah if this is OK? Kathy Griffin ways in after the break.

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 3506/16/2015

Now here's a good question - oh, fuck, I mixed up my cue cards. So, uh, um - jeez, this is embarrassing - uh - do [italic]you[/italic]think OJ did it? And don't forget, John Ramsey's calling in from Ohio later.

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 3606/16/2015

Ms. Dolemite, I understand you had to use kung-fu to protect yourself from racist sorority sisters. Is it true you blinded one attacker with a 'boob chop'?

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 3706/16/2015

How do you feel about that "Annie" remake? Can you sing a few bars of "Tomorrow"?

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 3806/16/2015

Lola Falana is on the phone and she is not happy with you Ms. Dozezal.

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 3906/16/2015

Can I touch it? (Reaches out to touch hair)

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 4006/17/2015

My much-younger wife and I have a black woman who is our housekeeper, Willie Mae Washington. Do you know Willie Mae?

(Larry farts audibly as he pauses.)

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 4106/17/2015

I was very close to the late great performer Sammy Davis, Jr. (Larry pauses and appears to choke up but releases a loud audible fart) Did you know Sammy too?

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 4206/17/2015

We have 30 seconds before the break. Will do you Al Jolson's "Mammy" for us as we go to commercial?

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by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 4306/17/2015

Ladies and gentlemen, we have Rachel Dole-zal as our guest tonight. Rachel is a white woman who has masqueraded as a black woman for years.

Rachel before the break you refused to sing "Mammy". What do you have against Al Jolson?

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 4406/17/2015

Ladies and gentlemen, we have surprise caller. The great Don Rickles is on the phone for Rachel.

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 4506/17/2015

" You know Rachel, my wife & I are taking our children to Africa this August on safari. Do you know people, there ? [pauses] We have a caller ! Marion, North Carolina ? "

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 4606/17/2015

How influential was C. Thomas Howell in Soul Man on your decision to spray paint yourself black?

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 4706/17/2015

Tonight's guest is Micky Dolenz, who now goes by the name of "Rachel".

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 4806/17/2015

"Liza, you've had a few husbands masquerading as straight men. Can you share with Racist Dolenz how it feels to discover your closest loved one is not who she said she was?

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 4906/17/2015

[quote]Just be grateful that most gay people aren't as hatefully disposed toward black people as most black people are towards gays.

There is a such thing as a gay black person, you know right, grandpa?

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 5006/17/2015

How many rolls of twine

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by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 5106/17/2015

What bronzer do you recommend for a man in his 90s, that won't interact badly with Viagra?

I have a "friend" who sometimes, you know likes a little "Flava Flav" or Mandingo role play in the bedroom...

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 5206/17/2015

[quote]Just be grateful that most gay people aren't as hatefully disposed toward black people as most black people are towards gays.

R13 You must be new here.

by Simon Halls Squirrelreply 53Last Friday at 8:36 PM
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