Telltale signs that a guy is a cheap slut

He doesn't throw a tip through the glory hole after he's gotten a mind blowing blow job.

He's breathing?

He shops at Aldi?

He's a millennial - or, worse, an eldergay - living in Mom's basement.

He posts lots of shirtless pics on Facebook or Instagram.

What r4? Gay men in the 70s were sluttier than millenials.

Anyway, you should assume a gay dude is pretty slutty by straight standards unless you have a reason to believe otherwise. The simple truth is gay men, on average, have far more sex than straight people. And ain't nothing wrong that.

What r6 said. But he's cheap if he won't let his tricks use a towel after sex OR won't give them at least a bottle of water for the road. C'mon, man. There's no reason to be cheap AND a slut.

he only sucks you off in the bathroom after your buy him a second beer

His Facebook photo is shirtless or worse yet he's in leather.

Only lets you go Once Around The Garden. And no free refills.

He thinks there's no practical difference between "undetectable" and "HIV-negative."

I read this as tell tale signs a guy is in a cheap suit

He saves money by buying Prep in bulk.

A cheap slut is what every man alive would be if he could. Excluded from this class of individuals are young homosexual males who have somehow gotten a grenade lodged in their asses and fear if anything gets near it the thing will go off. Poor pitiful things haven't even shat in years.

Speak for yourself R14 some of us aren't running around presenting our asses to every hard dick like baboons in heat.

I'm a straight chick and I don't believe gay men are slutty as many straight people believes. I always thought it was a stereotype. I believe since straight men and women biology "pushes" one to another, they would make more sex, for reproduction sake. I think the marriage covers a little this, but of course there's always the cheating. But since we're in a gay board, correct me if I'm wrong. Sorry my english.

Presenting hole at the Charleston memorial.

His license plates say "AVAILABLE".

If he doesn't at least offer you some turkey meatballs in the morning.

Surveys show straights get more sex than gays. And are more likely to have engaged in public sex.

He smokes cigarettes.

You notice cum dripping down his legs while he tries to use an expired coupon at the Olive Garden.

He shows you and everyone else hole pics on your first date at a restaurant. True story.

Like Whitney, he knows where all the crack spots are. Let this be a warning to you.

All of his stories involve Tina.

R21 It's true! I think it's a self abuse thing.

The furniture is Rent-A-Center, the wifi is borrowed, and the chrome is flaking off the shower's butt nozzle.

The TSA discovers an old couch spring coiled up his butt.

Sign of the times. The expression actually means something today to all the Miss Primms we have now. I remember a time, a very good time in many respects, when if someone wasn't a cheap slut we'd think something was wrong with him.

TWO TOWELS

FROZEN TURKEY MEATBALLS!!!!!!

I saw a license plate in Weho once that said KY BOY.

I don't think he was from Kentucky.

Grindr......that is all!

"Surveys show straights get more sex than gays"

ummmm....no

He takes advice from Bristol Palin.

Trolls for sex on apps when you're trying to get to know him. He'd rather troll for sex on an app than do the work of getting to know a real live man.

He offers you turkey meatballs instead of sirloin.

"I remember a time, a very good time in many respects, when if someone wasn't a cheap slut we'd think something was wrong with him."

Rose colored glasses AND Alzheimer's.

I hope you coordinate your mumus with those lenses, hon. Gotta look sharp!

The tattoo of an arrow on his back pointing down to his asshole with "OPEN FOR BUSINESS" tattooed above it

Constantly using phrases like "Hey Gurl" or "Guuuuurl" or any use of the "word" gurl. Gurl.

And here you are trying to present hole.

He used to be a congressman.

[quote] I remember a time, a very good time in many respects, when if someone wasn't a cheap slut we'd think something was wrong with him.

Weren't you ever a judgy little miss!