I just saw my friend's husband naked.

How lovely for you OP

Well all know that OP is going to be over that house a lot more often now trying to seek his opportunity. Bitch is in heat!

It's spring of course.

Dear Penthouse Forum....

You need to get laid, OP.

That was no accidental flash of size meat.

link to facebook pls

[quote]I know this isn't a very exciting story

Au contraire

That got me hard OP. Thanks.

[quote]She was yammering on and never even noticed that eyes must have been popping out of my head.

But she did notice you lift your caftan and present your mussy.

He's a cock-tease. Did you see the curtains rustle in the bathroom before you walked in? Do you show-up at a typical time?

Roofie him and fuck him

Dear Nifty...

You'll probably be a lot nicer to him from this point forward OP.

First job I had in high school was at a men's clothing store. One day I was in the back unpacking some boxes when one of the salesmen came back and dropped his pants. He had a thread that was driving him crazy and he needed to remove it. He had a good sized bulge in his underwear and his thighs were muscular and hairy.

I'd never given him much thought beforehand, he was kind of a nerd, but I found I was much friendlier towards him after that.

I got caught running naked down the hall once with morning wood. I was hard, but not sticking out so I ended up getting the reputation for having a big one. Nobody believed him when he told them. But he'd swear it was true. "I saw it." I didn't betray his memory.

It oddly isn't even a gay thing R14. All men, gay or straight, give a certain weird level of respect and admiration to guys who are known to have big cocks. I remember seeing it play out in college, it was interesting to see the dynamic.

Who are you referring to in your last three sentences r15?

OP: Do you want to see neighbor man naked again? I would.

I'm not going to be trolling around their house hoping to catch another look. I still don't like the guy very much. I think the accidental nature of the incident was hotter than if he'd intentionally shown me his cock. But I've always had a thing for random/casual/accidental nudity.

And really, you "Dear Penthouse" and "Dear Nifty" people...I think my story would have ended with me blowing that magnificent cock if this was fiction!

OP, how old is he? How old are you? How is he an asshole? Details, gurrl!

We are both late 30s.

He's just kind of an ass to his wife. Doesn't do much around the house, not much for working in general. She's the breadwinner. Even at their wedding, he was sort of sullen and rude to a lot of the guests. He is kind of nerdy and socially awkward so maybe he doesn't mean to be an asshole. I think he pretty much just plays video games and works out, while she works well over 40 hours a week. He 'works from home'...

They've only been married a couple of years. Look, she is a "big girl" pushing 40, so she wanted to lock down a husband. ANY husband. And I'm sure the big dick doesn't hurt. Uh...well, maybe at first.

That's hot dude - don't listen to the jealous haters.

I dream of seeing my female friends husbands and b/f's nude, lucky you. Actually some not all, there are some that I hope to never see naked.

I surprised OP didn't try to convince us that he gave him that " come hither look" and they hooked up later behind the swing set.

If that happened or if that's his perception of what happened - it's not skin off my now. I'm still hard thinking about.

This is R25, sorry for typos. I'm typing one-handed and mentally going through the list of all my friends and neighbors husbands...

I have another friend with a husband who I'd LOVE to see naked. He's seriously beautiful. The closest was once in swim trunks.

Oh, and I did tell my BF what happened..he was grossed out at first (he really doesn't like that guy) but he is intrigued that dude is hung. You just never know. He has anti-Big Dick Face. (Friend's husband, not my boyfriend)

Do gays have any other focus is life than straight men's dicks?

Oh fuck you r29. This is not the focus of anyone's life, just talking about something that happened. It could have been a gay guy's dick. Don't make this a "poor gay guys lusting after straight cock" thing.

What does he look like? Who does he look like who's famous?

Nice nice op

Hmm. Well, he has always reminded me of this guy. Jim Parrack, who played Hoyt on True Blood. Not as good looking though.

Ooops, that was me at r33.

R33 Well THAT'S damning with faint praise...

But I get that the unexpected nature of the event adds a piquant note to it. There's an intimacy to nudity, and the more unlikely the situation, the more attractive the man, the better the frisson.

This is the quintessential "useless without pictures" thread.

If he looks like that, he's not so bad.

The next step, of course, is that you have to have sex with him.

So, you saw your friend's husband naked. Get over it, man.

Great story, OP. Good jacking material for later.

She probably asked him to "accidentally" appear naked. Straight women like dangling their men in front of gay men and watching them salivate. But HANDS OFF.

No way she wasn't aware. Women can hear their men fart 500 mi. away.

I don't know how she could have told him. Clearly, he was in the shower when I pulled up to talk to her in the yard. BUT I do think that him giving me the "shhhhh" signal was funny. I guess he thought she'd freak out that I saw him naked.

Now that his little secret is safe - see if you can hold it over him in exchange for a little 'sumptn

What's the "shhhhh" signal?

Yeah, he didn't seem to be freaked out that I saw him and he didn't exactly go running off...more like he crept back slowly a few steps then turned around and slipped back down the hallway.

R43 is a real prince

OP, so you saw his butt, too? Is he cut?

Yep, saw the butt and it was nice. Nicer than I ever imagined. Well, I've never imagined him in any naked way before. He pretty much always wears those big baggy t-shirts and and shorts (DENIM SHORTS--yikes) that are way too big for him so I had no idea, really what a nice body he had. Not overly muscled, but more toned than I thought he would be since I thought all he did was play video games.

[quote]so you saw his butt, too? Is he cut?

Not too many guys with a cut butt.

Dear Nifty...

I still have them fooled. Fifty posts and counting.

Being a troll is great!

R49 I meant is he circumcised? Where did this take place anyway? What country/state?

R51 needs plenty of deets for his wank fantasies.

There's a scene like this in the promos for "Astronauts Wives' Club", with Bret Harrison appearing naked. He was cute in "Reaper" and "The Loop", even when he was geekier in "Grounded For Life." But he looks very handsome, cute, sexy smile, filled out body now.

Oh my gawd, do you guys ever get out? Maybe you should spend some time at a nude beach, and get over this thrill of seeing a glance of a stranger's penis? Imagine the day when you get to touch a penis, aside from your own? And shame on me for reading these threads.

[quote]get over this thrill of seeing a glance of a stranger's penis

Says r54 who I'm sure never goes to porn sites ever.

What gay men doesn't appreciate seeing a nice dick R54?

R56 - Maybe it's because I have a very satisfying , and frequent sex life, that I wouldn't get all thrilled and flustered at a glance of a penis,of someone who sounds like he's not even attractive. I've seen, and have had so much first hand experience with peni, that an episode of this accidental glance, would hardly even register in my mind. It appears to me, that the OP is a rather pathetic person. As are the other posters who demand more details. Pleeeez.

I saw my neighbor naked once. I was in the den with her. The husband was drunk after New Years party. He came out of the bedroom naked. She was embarrassed. His dick was tiny. It barely rose above his bush. I've never looked at him the same since.

[quote] What's the "shhhhh" signal?

I may not like everything about the 'new' Datalounge, but I *love* the IGNORE/DELETE feature. Begone, assholes!

I agree OP.

R54, You type fat and lonely. Now you're not only ignored in your mom's basement. You're ignored on DL too.

Love that feature.

LOL r59, that picture looks more like Gypsy Rose Lee doing her schtick or The Supremes at Lincoln Center than OP's description.

Another silly thread. Thanks, Obama!

Before the onslaught of images on modern media,seeing an actual cock was a rare and special treat,so the occasional glimpse in the locker room or the swimming hole had major impact. Id almost rather glimpse a hung dude at the beach than spending hours looking at cocks on the internet. Far more titillating .

I've seen hundreds of guys (and practically all my straight friends) naked in saunas and in locker rooms but I still find OP's story hot.

OP, given he was already sporting at least a semi, do you at all suspect that he was headed into the backyard with plan to fuck his wife on the ground?

Did he present his hole to you OP?

[quote]I've seen, and have had so much first hand experience with peni, that an episode of this accidental glance, would hardly even register in my mind. It appears to me, that the OP is a rather pathetic person. As are the other posters who demand more details. Pleeeez.

No doubt, you're a very special person. Anyone who reads your post should genuflect.

I want the friend's hung husband to look sleazy and hot like Gilles Marini.

R66, I wonder...she does say he wants sex ALL the time, so maybe he was planning to put it to her between the flowerbeds. I'm sure she wants him to fuck her all the time--she is desperate to get pregnant, and she doesn't have tons of years left to push out babies.

R54 Go be self-righteous, old and cranky somewhere else. No one ever reads responses like yours and go "right on!" We roll our eyes and wonder what happened to you in life to make you so miserable.

Is everyone at DL so old and/or ugly they would find something like this arousing? You're such losers.

R72, people feel differently about things. What's so bad about getting kicks out of surprise view of acquaintance's peen? A dick after a shower is usually a beautiful thing since it's a bit fluffed.

Lots of househubbies these days. If women want regular cock they have to put it on retainer.

There was a little backyard get together today at a mutual friend's house. Friend and husband were there. He usually barely speaks to me, but this time he greeted me with a big, "Hey -----!" and shit-eating grin. NO, I don't think he is trying to be sexy, more like being a jerk...eh, I'm not explaining it well, but it was weird. Like, "hah, you saw my dick.." I just gave him a "Hello, ----" and a "yeah,so?" look. Thinking maybe he is cocky now that he knows I know he has a big dick.

I think that you're not far off having your hole slowly ripped apart and ruined over endless nights of his pent up lust for you being manfully expressed, OP.

R42 What a flirt! Risque.

R75 "Hey, did you like what you saw?!" As we all know, all men are horny bastards. Straight men will turn on whoever they can and like it, even if they never act on it.

[quote]Straight men will turn on whoever they can and like it, even if they never act on it.

This is very true. And it seems like it always happens when you are friends with the guy's girlfriend or wife. They love to think they are lusted after just because they know you are gay, as if all gay men must be attracted to them. Bitch please.

No BJ in the bathroom?

Sorry, R80, but no. When I got home I tried to tell BF (who blew the party off) about it, and he said the next time he sees the husband, he's just gonna tell him to whip it out! He's full of shit, though.

R81 Ooh, maybe they'll fight over you! How exciting!

Hi OP

I had something similar happen to me last year. My female pal has a stunning husband. His wife and I are great friends. He's handsome, 6'7, 180, toned, has a long torso, slightly hairy, sandy blonde hair, clean shaven, preppy, dark brown pubes, blue eyes, great teeth, educated (a Doctor), cut and hung (it was slightly fluffed and about 8 inches when I saw it.) My female pal always said her hubby has 10 inches erect. She wasn't kidding. He swam in college and high school. She and I used to cheer him on at college swim meets. That long torso and bulge....wow!!

Long story short: We all met in college. She and I met first. I met him in one of my classes. I told her I had a crush on him shortly after they met (at a frat party.)

He has never given me any reason to believe he's not straight. However, he loves to flirt w/ me in a kidding frat guy manner. He knew I was visiting w/ his wife last summer (as she and I sat on the patio.) He walked out of the shower slightly fluffed without a towel.

He was standing in the hall smiling as I got a good 2 minute or so look. She had her back to him. I stayed calm and caught discreet glances.. He later told me he did it because he's always realized I have a crush on him.

I'll never forget it. However, I wouldn't play around with him even if I had the chance. Its not worth the negative karma.

I am so incredibly faux happy for you, OP

Hah, was surprised to see my thread bumped. Nice story R83.

I have nothing new to report, but I will be seeing them in a couple of weeks for another function, so we'll see!

Cheers.

R83, ha ha, nice guy to give you an eyeful. Are we talking about Kinsey 1 here? Sounds like he got off of it. What kind of conversation did you guys have when he said he knew you'd had a crush on him?

I wrote earlier that I've seen practically all my straight buddies naked in sauna and in locker rooms but those kind of sudden exposures OP and R83 have had sound so hot since they happen just out of the blue. I haven't had experiences like that but few times I've had a straight buddy suddenly tell what their boner is like (size, curvature) and it's in its own way quite hot. Even if it feels weird since I knew I would never do anything sexual with them but still...

Both OP and R83 must keep us updated!

Your contempt for your female "friend" is barely hidden , OP.

Nonsense R87. The reality is the moment was between the hubby and OP and the wife just didn't know about it. There are things between guys that are not for women (and I'm not talking just about gay guys), as there are things between women that guys don't know about. In this case wife really isn't part of the main story.

Great thread! I especially love the way those of us who find the scenarios hot are completely ignoring the critics ho feel above it all . If only every thread worked like that.

You're going to be masturbating over this big-dicked strt8 guy for days after seeing his dick, aren't you? That virile, masculine, baby-making, pussy-fucking dick you want to suck so goddamn bad now it fucking hurts, huh? And forever more you've changed. Now that your eyes have see a real ass hot dick that's not porn you're gonna be going over there more often. Be careful, don't push it. He knows you're a fag. And now the strt8 guy thinks that since you've seen his erection you are wanting to suck it. You might just get to if you play your cards right and don't ruin the friendship.

To: r 86

I'm not sure where he'd fall on the Kinsey scale. He enjoys the fact that I've had a crush on him for years. My friendship with his wife comes first. I'm not even tempted to try anything. However, I'll never look at him in the same way (after seeing him nude and semi hard.)

He clearly got off on it because his penis started getting longer. His penis hangs down when hard. It was getting firmer and slightly thicker.

I've always wanted to see him nude. Dreams can come true.

This thread is pathetic. Let's hope that now that we're equal in the eyes of the law, future generations won't drool over this self-loathing bullshit.

So we aren't supposed to be attracted to a nice body and a big dick just because they belong to a straight guy? Good grief, where is the logic there?

And no, I don't have "contempt" for my friend. I don't want her husband. I have a man. Hell, I haven't even been thinking about it until the thread got bumped.

"I've got a man waitin' for me!"

How the hell does 'self-loathing' come into play here?

Hot story, OP. And the people who've claimed it "never happened" are the biggest fucking idiots. So juvenile. Nothing remotely implausible about the story. Love it.

My girl friend's super hot bf wanted to give me a blow job but I said no thanks.

Ahhhh..I love the "ignore" button. See ya, cunts!

I posted earlier because I was reminded how erotic and bold my college pal was in showing off his beautiful body. His body is very similar to swimmer, Michael Phelps.

I'll never forget his full mushroom head and long, think penis. She and I still call him our Adonis. Its harmless fun.

more stories please...

Good story r1

OP, did he ever flash you again? Hot story.

r101 is the same poster who bumped a Hillary thread from 2016 minutes ago. Someone's on a mission to bump old threads for some reason. It takes all sorts, I guess.

R102 is going to tell the friend's husband that OP would be glad to wrap his package next Christmas.