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Wilma Flintstone was kind of a bitch, right?

What was her deal? What did she have to be so shrewy about?

by Anonymousreply 41September 22, 2018 8:32 PM

Fred was tiny meat

by Anonymousreply 1October 22, 2015 7:13 PM

Likewise, I'm sure!

by Anonymousreply 2October 22, 2015 7:17 PM

She was at her absolute worst with Betty, taking Fred's side over what Barney did.

by Anonymousreply 3October 22, 2015 7:25 PM

I have to defend Wilma, R3. After Barney ate a whole pizza pie meant for two families, I can't blame Fred for blowing his stack. Betty was the bitch.

by Anonymousreply 4October 22, 2015 7:27 PM

Well, she DID marry beneath her station!

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by Anonymousreply 5October 22, 2015 7:34 PM

So did my daughter, R5.

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by Anonymousreply 6October 22, 2015 7:37 PM

[quote]After Barney ate a whole pizza pie meant for two families,

Like Fred wouldn't have done the same thing in half the time.

by Anonymousreply 7October 22, 2015 7:49 PM

She was the first trans-rock-ual. Born Wilmer. Errr...assigned Wilmer at birth. She had her stones removed and her penis rock-verted.

by Anonymousreply 8October 22, 2015 7:56 PM

Her mother was the very first cartoon lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 9October 22, 2015 8:39 PM

Well, she settled for that fat fuck Fred and could have done better. Who wouldn't be bitter?

by Anonymousreply 10October 22, 2015 11:17 PM

She was a fur hag.

by Anonymousreply 11October 22, 2015 11:41 PM

Agree with r10. She was way out of fat fuck Fred's league.

by Anonymousreply 12October 22, 2015 11:48 PM

At least she had a personality. Betty was so bland.

OT: casting Rosie O'Donnell as Betty in the (awful) live-action film was a truly weird decision.

by Anonymousreply 13October 23, 2015 12:01 AM

Actually Betty and Pebbles were the most evolved evolutionary speaking. Barney and Wilma only had dots for eyes. Fred had whites and Betty had whites in her eyes too as did Pebbles. But Betty and Pebbles and Wilma had necks, which Fred and Barney lacked. So overall Betty and Pebbles were the most evolved.

by Anonymousreply 14October 23, 2015 12:05 AM

This shows Wilma in her true colors

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by Anonymousreply 15October 23, 2015 12:17 AM

She reminds me of Susan Hayward's roles as a shrew.

by Anonymousreply 16October 23, 2015 12:25 AM

She was crabby from hunger due to her anorexia.

by Anonymousreply 17October 23, 2015 12:32 AM

Wilma was a cunt. But you'd be one too if you were married to that fat fuck Fred. That said, she knew what she was getting when she married him. So, in conclusion, screw her.

by Anonymousreply 18October 23, 2015 1:23 AM

You do realize that THE FLiNTSTONES was really a cartoon version of THE HONEYMOONERS .... ?

by Anonymousreply 19October 23, 2015 1:27 AM

I feel sorry for you, R19. Everyone but you knows it was a documentary.

by Anonymousreply 20October 23, 2015 1:31 AM

r19, what a novel concept! That idea has never occurred to anyone before.

That said, Audrey Meadows was even more shrewish than Wilma. She took shit from nobody.

by Anonymousreply 21October 23, 2015 1:35 AM

She was pissed that Nancy Reagan stole her look.

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by Anonymousreply 22October 23, 2015 1:50 AM

R21

I mentioned the obvious because many of the millenials (sic) know little.

R22

LENA HORNE stole it before NANCY. HORNE was often seen wearing one shouldered gowns.

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by Anonymousreply 23October 23, 2015 2:09 AM

Betty Rubble was the first woman on TV to deal with the heartbreak of infertility.

by Anonymousreply 24October 23, 2015 2:16 AM

[quote]She was crabby from hunger due to her anorexia.

And nicotine deprivation from her periodic attempts to quit smoking.

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by Anonymousreply 25October 23, 2015 2:21 AM

You'd be crabby too if your tampons were made of pterodactyl feathers and granite.

by Anonymousreply 26October 23, 2015 2:35 AM

[20] and the sad thing is that, there actually are people who think it's a documentary...They're called creationists.

by Anonymousreply 27October 23, 2015 3:01 AM

I like how they celebrate Christmas 1 million years BC.

by Anonymousreply 28October 23, 2015 3:03 AM

So sad The Flintstones became a religious movement.

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by Anonymousreply 29October 23, 2015 4:11 AM

How did Fred not snap her in half during sex?

by Anonymousreply 30October 23, 2015 12:58 PM

My ancestry can be traced all the way back to the Rubbles of Bedrock. I was genetically pre-disposed to be this short!

by Anonymousreply 31October 23, 2015 1:51 PM

fred was a gay?

by Anonymousreply 32December 4, 2015 7:39 PM

so i said to him that tampon is just a rock and he says "well duh, everything's a rock"

by Anonymousreply 33December 2, 2016 5:48 PM

r33 LOL

by Anonymousreply 34September 21, 2018 9:47 AM

She was of the first families of Bedrock. They had been homo sapiens for a full three generations.

by Anonymousreply 35September 21, 2018 9:56 AM

All hail r34 for "Most Bumpworthy Thread of 9/21/2018."

by Anonymousreply 36September 21, 2018 10:06 AM

R1 - no way was Fred tiny meat with those massive feet.

by Anonymousreply 37September 21, 2018 10:12 AM

Hey, wash out your mouth with soap, OP baby! That's no way to talk about a lady!

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by Anonymousreply 38September 21, 2018 10:20 AM

How were kids in the 70s supposed to relate or find funny those Guys and Dolls routines in Top Hat? Conceived and written by tired holdovers from the 1940s? What a bizarre notion.

by Anonymousreply 39September 21, 2018 12:24 PM

Cartoons/animation back then had more crossover appeal and didn't have a fixed demo, R39. Neither FLINSTONES nor TOP CAT were written for kids at all, let alone ones born in the '50s/'60s when those shows first aired. The short-lived but long-remembered TOP CAT was based on the CBS sitcom THE PHIL SILVERS SHOW, which for context was broadcast in black & white and was so popular it ran for around 150 episodes though no-one knows it now.

In the clip I posted, Fancy-Fancy is essentially asking the girl he's with, "we could tear it up in bed so quit being a bitch and put your mouth on me" only in '50s parlance. Of course she smacks him in response, which seems to excite him on a few levels (but mostly because she outright punched him before). Kids were less sheltered back in the mid-20th Century, but that's still quite a risqué set-up and punchline for elementary school-kids who watched. It gets worse; remember the TOP CAT episode about the Maharajah racing camels? Or the one about throwing dice in the alley?

by Anonymousreply 40September 21, 2018 1:09 PM

I'm surprised no one's tried to make The Flintstones into a musical yet.

by Anonymousreply 41September 22, 2018 8:32 PM
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