YOKO ONO: “I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HILLARY CLINTON IN THE ’70S”

And in other news, Jeb Bush just admitted that he and Ted Cruz had a fling in college. Jeb was the top.

Experts believe the statement could affect both men's presidential bids.

Or maybe this is from a parody site.

OP, did you actually think this was funny?

This is not a real news site.

It's a crazy right wing website. They recently had a post up about how Abraham Lincoln owned a bunch of slaves.

What was your point in posting this, OP? It's practically the same kind of thing as the Onion - totally made up, although done by right wing loonies who know their uneducated masses will believe it.

Was she hungry an hour later after eating you out, Yoko?

Hillary is actually Bisexual, as is Barack Obama. Bill Clinton has fucked men, but prefers women.

Hillary will actually hint to her sexuality once she's at the oval office.However, someone very close to her will actually come out during her term. I keep thinking it's one of the Castro brothers.

NO republican candidate will hold the presidency, and if you value education, peace, and prosperity you will NOT VOTE republican! The republican party is home to many pedophiles, misogynist, closet cases, and women that hate other women and gay men because they see them as competition.

I've never seen anyone use "actually" so many times in so few sentences.

that would explain Hillary's delayed brain aneurism

r7 = Nosferatu

Hilarious!

I bet that slut had Monica Lewinsky before Bill did!

So Yoko Ono cheated on John Lennon who died on 8 December 1980?

It was MALLORY MINTON, not Hillary Clinton.

You can just imagine the naughty, giggling, shrivelled-up little boys behind this.

Bumping pussys ? Count me in.

Barbara Walters lied to Yoko!

R13, according to the article Yoko said: “We had a brief romantic fling when I lived with John in Manhattan".

I doubt if Yoko ever attended any 'protests'. She probably sent out a body double while she counted her money in the Dakota.

Now Hillary can tell us if it's true what they say about Asian girls.

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I'm disappointed this isn't real.

Me too, R22!

Did Yoko save the tampon?

IF it's true, I love Hillary all the more.

R20 what do they say about Asian girls?

Of course the Yoko Ono story isn't true. If it were, she would be trying to make money off of it.

Next thing OP is going to tell us is that Yoko Ono tried to start a band with Bat Boy.

Well that would explain her singing

It may be a fake story but I hope somebody prints a fake Hillary reply.

I munched all night on her pot sticker! And I can get why John liked the Sino Taco, it satisfies.

Wow! Between this story and Jeb Bush raping Cub Scouts, it kind of makes you not want to vote.

I hope they keep it up, all it does is help Hillary.

And Bill had a fling with Paul.

The sad thing is that mentally retarded people believe stories like this, and they are allowed to vote.

Ono she didn't!!

Yoko, we've see you naked. It isn't pretty. Go sit down.

What guys did Bill Clinton fuck?

Bill Clinton is bisexual? could make sense, probably got tired of women and wanted something different.

Obama is definitely a bottom, still can't picture Michelle letting him fuck her, too much of a punk

I always thought that Hillary was a rug muncher.

only someone who lives in a cave actually believes Hillary hasn't fucked women

I knew that hillary was a lesbo but I more pissed that she is not patriotic and would gladly sign a deal to allow Russia and China to be their collective Bitch of a country! She needs to stick to muff diving!

Not Real? Ha Ha! It is!! She liked my taco!

Yoko Ono was a major celeb back then. If she did want to fuck around, she could have had almost anyone she wanted, not some plain Jane law student.

Hillary is a minge muncher. No shock. I wonder how Chelsea was conceived.

Nosferatu?

That made me laugh out loud. I think you mean Nostradamus! Nosferatu is the vampire.

r26 Their pussies are sideways

Yoko is vegan and would never allow her snatch to be enjoyed as common lesbian beef curtains, regardless of the politics involved. Yoko and John used to thread cups and saucers on a modest rope and use it as a flexible dildo. Yoko thought it help her hit those high odd notes when the little bup handles popped out. She was very proud she never chipped her china in the throws of excitement.

R45 = newbie

Yoko was rich and famous and married to John Lennon throughout the 1970s. They lived in NYC.

Hillary was a nobody until Bill won the governorship in 1979. And they lived in Arkansas.

This never happened.

Even is Hillary were a lesbian, I suspect she'd have better taste than Yoko. Yoko was butt ugly 40 years ago. And, just hearing the sound of her voice would be enough to make the hardest tongue go limp for pussy lapping.

R38, I assume you're joking?

why would you assume I am joking?

Stupid article and thread.

The anti-democratic fascists sure love to purvey propaganda!

Funny thing, it only builds democratic strength and reveals the regressive idiocy.

One thing this proves Hillary doesn't need to be POTUS. She has taste for shit.

Ew...ok Yoko!

Can't stand Yoko Ono. This makes me like Hilary even less. She certainly has a nose for opportunism, though. No one has ever put up with Ono because of her innate talent or intellect.

If you ever needed proof that people will believe what they want to believe...

The first time John Lennon saw her naked, he screamed, "YOKO?! O, NO!"

And R38? Obama is gay, and Michelle is a tranny!

Annoying birds of a feather. (Giggle)

Both so hateable.

Omg

Yoko oh NO!

Yuck