What makes a nice ass, a nice ass?

If it's presenting itself to me.

The ass is the thing the shit comes out of. They all look the same to me.

When It looks like this...

I'm a face guy too.

I remember one of my friends looking at a guy (from behind) saying "holy shit he's hot" and I said - you can't even see him....and he said "I see everything I need to see".

Totally cannot relate. And I'm not even that much of a bottom.

I've always been a "sit on my face" guy.

The legs must be proportioned to the ass, the guy in this video has nice legs...

[quote] What makes you look twice at a dude's butt?

Two words: asymmetrical cheeks.

The curve dip in the lower spine, the roundness of the globes, a light dusting of hair that catch in the late afternoon sunlight, the parting to reveal a pink hole nestled among some coppery gold hair, the aroma of clean sweat, the thick upper thighs the globes descend to. Agh oooh Mary!

curvature and protuberance.

Some dudes have high booties that sit up, thats what I notice first. Its a big plus if the ass is big and round, its so visually appealing. If he has a small waist too, that is holy trinity of nice ass.

A guy with slender hips, small ass. Big turn on!

What's nice is when an ass is saucy. I like following an ass in motion when it is acting saucy.

[quote] Some dudes have high booties that sit up, thats what I notice first.

What's "high" when it comes to asses?

When it's like this

What's "high" about that, R14?

R15, nothin. I just posted a picture of a fella with a nice ass. Had nothin to do with "high" whatever that is.

Asses untouched by gravity. Sometimes young men have entire bodies untouched by gravity. Everything is plump and straining up, not down, and they bounce around the place, light as air.

How can you be a gay man and not care about a guy's ass? Are you a bottom?

R13/r15 is probably the Naïf Troll.

DIS:

R19, there's a DL Naïf Troll? I thought that was (G)(R)Umpy and he's been long gone.

Really thick and meaty. Sticks out far.

and dis

Ass above is too feminine.. reminds me of a curvy black lady.

This.

R24, do you refer R23?

ULTIMATE ASS VIDEO...

Yes, R8 yes. Magical. Wish I could express .. I just know perfection when I see one.

firm buns with a nice hairy crack

See, I've always found the classic "bubble butt" a major turn-off. A guy's butt should be nicely sized and in proportion. There's a guy in my office who used to play soccer professionally and his arse is *epic*. It helps that he wears tight trousers too - those cheeks are *everything*. Plus, he's got a bit of a cock on him too. Yes please.

R30 how's this one?

Or this one

R31 - meh.

I loves me a fat ass, those pancakes above just won't do!

1. Hairiness (because the alternative is too terrible to contemplate)

2. Reasonable firmness

3. Small or modest size - if the above qualities are met, I'll take flat or small or flat and small over some freakish Hottentot expanse. Never liked a large or overly large ass on a man.

My kind of ass...

.

Brock Yurich has a nice ass!

As my good friend B. Bunny once said, "So round... So firm... So fully packed!"

r20 has the right idea

I like a man's ass, large or small, that is MUSCLE, suggests strength and sensuality all at once

Big ass is fine as long as its strong and not soft and womanly

R40, what are examples of asses you like and those you don't?

The way it looks in jeans, in boxers. The way it moves, the way it feels -dense, muscular. The way it jiggles slighty in motion, or when you slap it playfully. How it feels when you grasp it.

How it looks when he's laying on the bed, after a shower.

A great ass on a guy is what a great rack, boobs are to straight guys.

Not a fan of the sphincter, gotta say. But the ass? Love seeing asses unveiled in a locker room.

They're so darned cute and sexy!

Faces and butts, heads and tails. Win either way.

I like a big round jiggly ass that moves when the guy walks :)

I like a round butt, male or female.

Meaty. Round. Jiggles when walks. Thick thighs.

It should have a little jiggle.

When a guy is a little shorter than I am, and I'm sort of standing beside him and I reach around and put my hand on his back (in a friendly way), and a few seconds later said hand drops down to where his ass juts out, and it's firm and it sticks out like a little shelf. And the guy is sweet. And my hand just feels SO GOOD resting on the start of that curve. That is heaven.

[quote]As my good friend B. Bunny once said, "So round... So firm... So fully packed!"

That sounds like a line from the lyrics of "Who Stole the Keeshka"!

How about two nice asses?

Would this meet with the DL's approval?

I really don't care if the ass is soft or muscle, I just love big asses.

R50, it's muscular but a bit small and not round enough.

R50, how about this?

cleaned out and tight. hairy or smooth, bouncin' and misbehavin'

Speaking of asses ...

[quote]there's a DL Naïf Troll?

Yep.

[quote]I thought that was (G)(R)Umpy

Nope.

Me love some JJ Swift

Teasing

Being used

Something tells me that the DL will like this one. Me, I think asses look so much better in clothing. But this isn't too bad.

Face in

This guys ass is everything...

yes r620 yes yes yes

a ass that is big, rockhard, shapely, juts up and out big time that defies gravity and skintight jeans/pants to show it off. smaller rockhard shapely asses are great too, but i prefer bigger is better. also having deep deep "creases" under each butt cheek is awesome!

the greatest ass i ever saw (in clothes) was when i was in high school way way back in the 80's, you know when both men and women wore skintight polo shirts and jeans... anyway... i will never ever forget as long as i live, the sight of seeing a casual acquaintance of mine (not really a friend, but friendly) walking in front of me to study hall and wearing these powder blue jeans that were UTTERLY SPRAY PAINTED ON! when he walked and put one foot/leg in front of the other, the creases of his ass in those jeans were PERFECT!...

you know when you walk how your ass make a crease, a "dent" in your pants under each cheek as you walk? well this guy's jeans were so spray painted on that that "dent" that "crease" was so utterly perfectly lined you would have thought those jeans were made that way or implanted somehow to look and have that effect!..not a single bit of wrinkle or looseness whatsoever! PERFECTLY defined lines/crease. ( i wonder if his naked butt cheeks had those creases under each butt cheek and that's why those jeans looked like they did when he walked?)

i've never ever ever seen any man wear those tight of jeans and have that perfect of a "crease/line" in them as he walked! it was absolutely mesmerizing and hypnotic! i just stared away as i walked behind him down the halls! lol!

in fact, i remember him actually saying outloud as he walked up the steps and me talking to him, but always staying behind him of course "damn, these jeans are too tight!"... consequently i don't think he ever wore them again to school.

well sorry to ramble it's just one of the greatest growing up memories i ever had...

big, round, high, and tight. like a basketball sitting at the bottom of his back.

This guy's ass is amazing.

Wessonality!

Has Nick Denbigh's beautiful ass been posted yet?

R64, please tell us what his ass looked like (other than the dents).

Nick Denbeigh for the win, goddamn he's STACKED!

Can we get a Nick Denbeigh thread??? That ass is in a class by itself!

boom!

Is r68 an octoroon, because octoroons are HOT!

I love hairy melon asses.

I time my gym workout to coincide right when a particular guy is done. I love to see his hairy ass as he gets out of the shower.

I'm in love with Jake Wilder's phat ass

More Jake

every guy named Nick (or Nic) whose dick I got to see always had a big one, coincidence?

r#69, well his ass was shapely big and obviously rockhard. and yes, it looked like it defied gravity the way it jutted up and out from the side profile view. he was a jock, played football, track and wrestled.

This is how I like them...

I will take one of these...

bump please

No hips, muscular but not too muscular. Pert but not too pert. Old school and masculine. Take the William Holden test: If you can pull up your pants, tuck your shirt in and wear a belt and it still looks really good, you have a nice ass.

I like hips and a lot of pertness.

R79 i so hear you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two words: Matt Damon.

Not just a nice ass, a perfect butt, thee ass.

This!

just to keep this thread alive here's a link from the broadway thread where they're talking about Broadway bares

Big butts, they make my day

The hole in the middle, OP.

I love beautiful asses but not the hole.

bump for a nice ass in the new format

Does this help get this thread going again?

Protruding far from the back, extreme roundness, large size.

and then there's this

Does no one here like ass anymore? Or is it the new DL format?

This. The curve from the waist to the stupendous ass. Yes, it is Louis T from the eponymous ass threads.

R95, there's just less traffic.

ahhhh

Very nice, R98.

Butts you can eat breakfast.

more

too much

possibly perfect

Assessibility.

because this thread should LIVE

and this

and this

and lots of this

there should always be more ass

i can't stand it

OP - its about smell and taste, as much as appearance. Like a pizza pie.

nom nom nom nom nom

A nice ass is determined by how it looks swallowing a long, thick dildo.

it's the cheeks not the hole

I second R113

kevin falk wins

more ass please

Black dudes are superior in this respect

R118 agreed, The kings of nice juicy bubble butts

This will do very nicely

Anus anus anus anus!

it's not the anus it's the glutes

Nothing beats a tan white guy with a hot, square bubble butt with tanlines. The white butt is so perfectly highlighted by the surrounding tan and looks as if it was made to be fucked and fawned over. Angels should be singing in the background as this type of butt is presented.

please illustrate your ideal r123 like this?

or more like this

or maybe like this

still love ass in jeans best

holy mother of god

ass ass ass ass

Yes r125, more like that one!

I love a hairy pink pucker

i think this is Beckham

proof again that ass in denim is a wonderful thing

Yes it is, R132.

and whoever this is I love him

Here's a big ole ass.

R132 and R133 look relatively flat.

OP a nice ass is one with my cock in it

Nick Denbeigh takes the cake! Any info on him?

here's a good example

R135 Oh I know that guy! He is called "my ass is photoshopped." Very obvious sadly.

One that is framed by a jockstrap.

ok this is ridiculous

interesting though how 'fashions' change, we're into really big asses for guys now

this is beautiful

will this revive this thread

you guys are no fun anymore

I'm a firm bubble butt lover myself. Google the words bubble butt burglar gay porn This is what I'm talking about. Yum!

Tight, high, round like a basketball

does this work for you r148

or is this way better

Implants

this Adam Ayash from middle eastern guys thread

that ass at r152 is perfect and demonstrates the shape and musculature that makes a great ass

I'm more of a cock girl now that I've transitioned. My ass always gets compliments though.

Bubble butts. Firemen have the best butts. And I'm a lesbian.

I like looking at butts but fixation on playing with a nasty shit hole has never appealed to me.

Rump bump.

Boom