On a datalounge recommendation, I purchased 'In Her Sister's Shadow: An intimate Biography of Lee Radziwell'.
There are more hilarious take downs of airhead, bitchy Lee than you can shake a stick at, but this one anecdote was a standout.
Here goes. Consider what a legendary cunt Julia Roberts is. Now consider how cunty you'd have to act like to make that one cry at her own premiere.
Lee Radziwell IS that cunt.
Lee ploughed through her hefty divorce settlements from that Polish minor 'Prince' she married and was broke and looking around for a rich husband in the eighties. She selected gay Herbert Ross, then earning around $2 million a picture.
Ross' friends and the cast of Steel Magnolia's hated Lee. Shirley McLaine did a bitchy impression of her on the set to make the other gals laugh.
At the London premiere, which was a Royal Command Performance, meaning Princess Di and Charles were to attend, Ross was told the score by Columbia Pictures : there's strict protocol, key talent line up in one row, their spouses /plus one's stand behind them in a second row. The same for the seating of the screening: stars, Ross and royalty only in the front row.
Well, Lee was displeased about this, feeling she had the right to a front row place though she had nothing to do with the production at all.
'Now , I was organising this' says Steve Klain, the Columbia Pictures employee in charge of the event. 'and going into this we were told that Lee was very, very difficult and that she wanted to be known as Princess (Lee still hadn't worked out that the Polish title meant nothing, and the marriage that conferred it upon her had long since ended), so she was always 'Radziwell' and never 'Ross' though she was Herbert's wife now. '
Ross refused to stand in the front line, because protocol dictated that Lee was not allowed in that line next to him. 'Herb, you understand this is only for people connected with the production, and Lee will be standing right behind you'. He said 'It's not going to happen'. Klain told Ray Stark, longtime collaborator of Ross and producer of Magnolias. 'That bitch!' he said. Stark had sharp words with Ross, who relented.
The night of the premiere, Lee stood in the second line where she belonged. She and Ross then moved into the theatre, where they were told by Klain 'same deal, Herb up front, Lee you are right behind him'. But Lee made a beeline for the front row and sat herself next to Ross. On her other side was an empty seat, then Prince Charles.
According to Edward Shugrue, president of Tri-Star distribution, the seat next to Charles was for Olympia Dukakis, and the one next to that, occupied by Lee, was for Julia Roberts.
When Columbia executives spotted Lee, they asked her to move. 'She pretended she didn't hear anyone and stared straight ahead and held firm' says Klain. Then Roberts and Dukakis came down the aisle. Julia whispered to Lee that she was sitting in her seat. Lee would not move. Roberts repeated herself, and Lee ignored her. In desperation, Julia sought the assistance of others. Several people came down the aisle and implored Lee to vacate Julia's seat. One of them was Ray Stark, who tapped her on the shoulder and spoke to her softly. Lee still would not move. Never one to mince words, Stark whispered in her ear 'Lee, you are a cunt'.
In the meantime, Charles and Diana kept hearing 'wrong seat!' in spite of the whispering. As a result, Diana got up, and Charles followed. They thought THEY were in the wrong seats. An embarrassing flurry followed as the royal couple tried to relocate. Pandemonium broke about among the Columbia officials. A chain reaction was touched off in the front row with everyone but Lee rising and looking for guidance on where to sit. When it all settled down, stars Roberts and Dukakis were displaced to the second row. Lee eventually got up from Roberts seat - only to sit herself next to Prince Charles in the front row.
Roberts was visibly shaken, with tears welling in her eyes. 'It was shameful. Horrendous.' says Klain.