Who is the most deeply closeted person in America?

Oh please OP. Larry's not gay and has never been gay.

Tammy Cruise

Graham Moore.

Ryan Seacrest?

Larry's wife, is that you at r1?

Don't blame the man for having a wide stance.

Tony Stewart

Seacrest's closet is about as deep as the one that holds the ironing board!

Almost everyone thinks Seacrest is gay, but he still keeps plugging away at it. Does he at least get an 'A' for perseverance?

Ted Haggard.

Aaron Rodgers

r10, Ted Haggard is out now

R12 Since when? Link?

He came out as bi

Ah do declare, OP, that Ah once had a gentleman caller named Lindsay Graham who Ah swan was as gay as a gingham basket of huckleberries.

Oh just pick almost any Republican politician.

My ex!!

Can we not?

Mr. Obvious here. Two words will quite effectively overstate the VERY obvious: Barack Obama.

Seacrest is pathetic...who even cares if he's gay, yet he keeps trying to beard, as if he would have a hard time finding a wife. Could anyone just clue him in?

GWB

Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian

Obama.

Bill Gates. He probably knew even before he married her, that his marriage was a mistake. But he's not a man who has ever admitted a mistake and he won't admit this one.

Donald Trump. So self-loathing his own reflection in the mirror literally nauseates him. But he couldn't even tell a mirror "You're a Fag" in private if put it was put in a lead box a thousand feet under the earth. That's how dangerous the truth is to him.

Tom Cruise. For thirty years he's engaged in a stubborn and pointless pretense in order to prove a false point: namely that his "privacy" means controlling what everyone else thinks about him. He doesn't have that right, but he can't admit it. The ironic part about that, of course, is that he could never have become famous and a sex symbol under his own reputation management. Savvy marketers used his sexuality rumors to elevate him to stardom, but he will never accept that his fortune is based on the fact that people thought he is gay.

r24, the first 2 are ridiculous. True about Cruise being gay, but that's not WHY he got popular.

My ex Vinnie!

DONE!

it would be A Schock to find out... lol get it bitches. i made it a paradyme a double entondra

Kevin Spacey.

Sen. Lindsey Graham is probably the most deeply closeted person in U.S. government. For many years, he had a double closet because he was in the Senate and, at the same time, was in a military reserve unit.

For closeted celeb, I'd go with Tom Cruise. Without Viagra, he probably can't even get hard for a female.

My ex-boyfriend Aaron Rodgers!

Hillary.

Tim Tebow. Thread closed.

No R32. Not thread closed. You said nothing compelling or funny. Don't be so quick to pat yourself on the back thinking you're hysterical.

O. Winfrey

R24 P Picturing trump looking in a mirror and yelling "you're a fag" is hi-fucking-larious.

Tim Tebow does seem like he might be gay...did he get married yet?

Dad, poor dad.

I'm with R31 - Hillary Clinton

tom cruise and alec baldwin. the only reason he beat his wife kim so badly was because she didn't have a penis.

leavemr teabow along,he is to busy with his new career to date. jealous. bitches. cause you know deep down you'd all kill to have such a grand Christian boi with manners and education and built and you know hes probably hung huge.

R40 wow, you got almost everything wrong.

Mitch McConnell. Hellooooooo.

Fun gal Aaron Schockgobbler, of course.

Or maybe R16 got it right. Pick a Republican politician, any Republican politician, any Republican politician at all . . .

[quote][R40] wow, you got almost everything wrong.

Do tell, he'sin training to be a commentator. He is a fine Christian boi. He is well built and VGL. He is kind, sincere, college educated. He scored 1562 on his SATs. He graduated Cum Lotta in his Frat. He doesnt partake in drinking, smoking, or druggin. He's a righteous dude.

Troy Aikman

I'm surprised no one has said Justin Bieber. I don't think he's gay, but I know how you people are.

Oprah

There was a great thread back in the day explaining and proving that GWB was gay, where is the Obama proof.

John Travolta.

George W. Bush

Steve Guttenberg and a few other Hollywood A or B list stars that will take their secret to the grave.

Costumes and makeup and pretending, the whole acting profession is gay at the core. Ask Hilary Swank about The Core. We only do what are hangups allow us to do. Beyonce bristled when Oprah grazed her titty with the chicken leg while reaching for the orange cold drink, yet she swooned when Jennifer Lopez' huge can bumped a weave loose from her head as she passed by the table. John Travolta's dick never listens to his publicist. Opportunity and discretion are every straight man's closet door opener. Day after day Mel Gibson waited for the right time/right place to spring his angry erection on/into the cute jewish stuntman but the movie wrapped before the possibility could possibly.

Bradley Cooper.

Hugh Jackman.

Jimmy Fallon.

Hugh is never ever ever coming out the closet, that closet door is nail shut. Everyone knows he's gay in h.wood anyway.

Hugh is never ever ever coming out the closet, that clost door is nailed shut.

congressbottom Aaron schock and senatrix tomasina cotton.

Hey, R48, I got yer "proof" right here!

"Obama is gay, and Michelle is a tranny!"

Ann Romney, based on total volume: # of homes TIMES # of closets.

R42 is correct. MM got bounced out of the army because of it.

Revolta

The most deeply closeted person would be celibate and not out even to themselves, so Aaron Schock does not qualify (rumored to mess around with other closeters).

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Marcus "Ladybird" Bachmann.

Sometimes a corndog is just a corndog. And sometimes it's not.

Ms. Dolly Parton

Timberlake

Santorum

R61 is correct. How can someone be the most deeply closeted person if so many suspect it?

Patty Lapone

I agree about Dolly. She seems like a sweet woman but she's business first, always, she would never come out. Seems like the only life she knows is on the road. She'll be like Joan, die while she's getting a procedure.

Oprah & Hillary

Rick Perry & Charlie Crist

Sotomayor & Kagan

Charlize Theron & Taylor Swift

Kenny Chesney

Jackman, Travolta, Cruise, Aikman & Tebow are so highly suspect by so much of the public, they can't really be considered closeted.

Another vote for Rick Santorum.

Rick Perry

Most top-ranking Generals, I assume.

Prince

Miss Kenny Chesney

R16 Oh, c'mon now...

Great, a thread with no evidence and just bullshit speculation. What's the point?

I never thought Alec/x Baldwin was gay...Tom Cruise I think so...he did it for the money.

Mike Huckabee

the Dad whose Son tortured a dog

Sandra Bullock!! Or she is so good it's off the grid?

Another vote for baldy Miss Kenny Chesney.

Deeply in the closet:

Aaron Schock

Aaron Schock

Aaron Schock

Miss Lindsey 'I never wrote an email' Graham

Aaron Schock and Lindsey Graham are not deeply in the closet. In the closet, but not deeply, because everybody knows.

Surprised no one has mentioned former Supreme Court Justice David Souter. I remember reading an article about the old farmhouse he bought in New Hampshire with a very tongue in cheek reference to how large the closets are.

And our current Chief Justice Roberts.

r84, Souter and Roberts are excellent choices

O

Hey, R77?

Says right there under The DataLounge logo on the homepage / homopage:

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George W. Bush

Dick Cheney

Just because I borrow my daughter's Birkenstocks once in a while does not make me gay!

W W W W W W !!!

Rick Perry

If Mitch McConnell were a Democrat we would have heard right wing media call his wife a Chinese spy who persecuted American labor in the cabinet in order to hide his sexuality secret - every day. Day in, day out. They'd call him China's bottom boy in the Senate. They'd be staking him out at restaurants to see if he used chopsticks. They'd steal his cell phones and interview every person who ever knew him for evidence of homosexual conduct and passing secrets.

[quote]Mike Huckabee

We don't want this obese fundie moron. Throw him back to the straight side.

Queen Latifah

I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S MISS ERIN SCHOCK!

Oh, wait - SHE spells it A-A-R-O-N, doesn't she?

It must be Aaron Rodgers because folks here are convinced he's gay, while people in Green Bay are thinking, say what?

R96. You are right. The winner is Aaron Schock. People are just posting other names for the hell of it, but no one comes close to the most deeply closeted person than Aaron Schock. And the fact that he's now in all this trouble besides being gay and closeted is making him the laughing stock of each day's news cycle.

Kisses, R98. You and I seem to be some of the only sensible people on this thread.

Of course, we're ALSO both awake at this godforsaken hour of the morning . . .

I think this entire conversation is just unseemly! Why the very idea of speculating about good, honest conservatives engaging in...that kind of behavior is quite vulgar and unnecessary.

Miss Lindsey Graham

R97, people in Green Bay were describing Kevin as his bf years ago

Alec Baldwin gets my vote too

Julianne Moore ... Seriously.

So is Barack straight?

R104:

"Obama is gay, and Michelle is a tranny!"

Tim Tebow's roommate best friend in college was serial killer and gang member Aaron Hernandez. So much for being a good Christian boy.

Mitt Romney is gay. His stupid wife doesn't even know what it means.

Rush Limbaugh, obviously.

You in danger Tagg

Tom Cruise is the correct answer. I'm certain that he is never coming out, not even post-mortem (through an autobiography or whatnot)

I do expect him to be outed by either Katie Holmes or Suri (30 years from now)

The two Republican Senators from SC.

Trey Gowdy

Trump obsessively primps with hair, tanning, make-up, attire, etc. Complete inward suppression. Would say a closeted drag queen.

Rudy Giuliani

Stephen Miller

Mick Mulvaney

Jared Kushner

Rick Perry

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