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Patton Oswalt is friends with a notorious white supremacist

A Buzzfeed article has just revealed the person who has created countless grotesquely racist, antisemitic and homophobic cartoons under the punny pseudonym "A. Wyatt Mann" [if you've ever visited 4chan, you've seen his work) to be Nick Bougas - and Bougas happens to be a close friend of Patton Oswalt.

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by Anonymousreply 4907/25/2018

I can't stand Patton Oswalt

by Anonymousreply 102/06/2015

I love Patton Oswalt. He's hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 202/06/2015

Isn't he the narrator on "The Goldbergs"? Kind of a disconnect, no?

by Anonymousreply 302/06/2015

I stopped following Oswalt on Twitter months ago. He went from being hilarious to relentlessly pompous and self-important. A little fame is a dangerous thing.

by Anonymousreply 402/06/2015

Who? The Penguin?

by Anonymousreply 502/06/2015

The "stand-up comic friend" in this anecdote related by Bougas must be Oswalt:

[quote]I lived in Hollyweird for 30 years and, in that time, must have had about a dozen such celeb-involved mishaps. The most notable of these had to be when a stand-up comic friend of mine had just netted a TV pilot at Universal studios. He figured he could stand to knock off a couple of pounds before the taping, so he called me one day to see if I'd accompany him on a week or two of daily walks around Lake Hollywood. [...]

[quote]One of the very prominent landmarks along the trail was the fabulous former home of legendary 1930's gentleman gangster, Benjamin "Bugsy " Siegel. It had recently been purchased, with much media fanfare, by gap-toothed fag-hag and Pop sensation, Madonna. To the horror of the surrounding upscale neighborhood, she promptly painted the once dignified, classic stucco estate to resemble a garish circus tent. As we passed the colossal eyesore each day, we'd usually just cluck our tongues or toss off a token caustic comment without breaking stride.

[quote]On one magic occasion, however, my comedian friend was particularly wound up and, in a booming voice groomed by years of stage performing, decided to elaborate on the theme. As Madonna's new palace loomed into view, he suddenly cocked his head, gazed toward the towering estate and boldly declared, "Can you just imagine what kind of foul, repugnant activity currently transpires in Bugsy's former home up there? That magnificent estate that once rang with the sweet strains of skilled orchestras and greeted the senses with the aroma of fine cigars and imported brandy is now the lair of that shrieking mindless whore and her mincing contingent. I can just see that pale, monstrous slag lying in her tacky fuck chamber, furiously pressing a buzzer to summon Phillippe, one of her army of scrawny chestnut colored dancer fag; she orders him to prepare her a Coconut milk enema ...The little slave fruit meekly protests: (in a high pitched voice) "But meessa Maydonna, You hade the Cock-a-nuts enayma jes lassa you tink it so wise to meelk washa yoo bunga so very much?".

[quote]Without missing a beat, yours truly leapt in and took the story over :

[quote]"Yeah, and in that instant, Madonna's face registers discontent and her horrible fanged mutant pussy begins to noisily fart and grumble. It suddenly springs from beneath the silken bed sheets, snapping ferociously, just an inch from poor Phillippe's nose...he shrieks and flees in horror down the hall, screaming, "Yase, Yase, Maydonna, I weel do it ... I weel do it at wonce !" We both start chuckling and I add in a serious tone, " Now, y'know what that liitle friggin' Phillippe needs to do; before he makes his way to Madonna's bedroom, he ought to snag a big raw bloody steak from the kitchen ... that way if he ever feels compelled to challenge the logic of the mighty Slut Goddess, he can first toss the slab of meat to that horrible snapping demon cunt of hers to keep it busy."

by Anonymousreply 602/06/2015

[quote]We both begin cracking up again, when we suddenly hear an exasperated gasp from behind and see someone tearing past us in a determined sprint. The retreating figure turns with a fixed scowl, and for a moment studies us, as if gathering details for a police report. It's then that we both realize that it's none other than the material whore herself, trying to look obscure in a hooded jogging outfit and huge sunglasses. She has a look of extreme distress on her face and begins furiously digging in the pockets of her blousy sweats trying to retrieve a walkie-talkie device of some kind. She races away at full speed barking into the device and soon disappears around a bend far ahead. Since my pal and I were slowly ambling along with no one in plain view, we became lost in our verbal merriment and didn't even detect the power-walking Madonna slipping up behind us, where she obviously overheard our festive speculation as to her lifestyle.

[quote]This peculiar situation had an even more perfect ending...very near the place where we would routinely exit the track, we had a final Madonna encounter as she hurriedly approached facing us, this time completely flanked by a herd of guards and employees that she apparently called down from her hilltop home. As they briskly passed, she shot a snooty glare our way and all her attendants gave us some major fisheye as well ... We still managed to have the last laugh when, all at once, we spotted, virtually buried among her hulking escorts, a slight, chestnut colored fairy who gave us a particularly dark look as he sashayed by..."It's Phillippe", we both exclaimed in amazement before the inevitable crippling fit of laughter engulfed us.

by Anonymousreply 702/06/2015

Anyone who says "Hollyweird" is either a racist, an anti-semite, a homophobe or some combination thereof.

by Anonymousreply 802/06/2015

They're all the same to me. I don't see Patton Oswalt being any different than Madonna. Given the opportunity, he would be the same, ten times worse.

His type of celebrity would kill to be even closer to a Madonna type.

by Anonymousreply 902/08/2015

r9, you are being silly. Patton Oswalt is nothing like Madonna.

by Anonymousreply 1002/08/2015

[quote]Anyone who says "Hollyweird" is either a racist, an anti-semite, a homophobe or some combination thereof.

All it denotes is a lack of originality. Anything beyond that is YOUR interpretation.

by Anonymousreply 1102/08/2015

They are both people I know of because of television. Therefore, they are on the same area of fame to me.

I do realise Madonna is far more famous, and if it weren't for this thread, I wouldn't know how to spell the other guy's name. I'll probbaly forget it again in a day or two.

by Anonymousreply 1202/08/2015

If you know nothing about him then why are you attacking him? Idiot.

by Anonymousreply 1302/08/2015

Same here, R4. His Twitter spamming was exhausting. He's a troll.

by Anonymousreply 1402/08/2015

Why is this conversation diverging from the original post? OP tells us this hobbit is friends with a white supremacist. Let's talk about that.

by Anonymousreply 1502/08/2015

I, too, followed him for a hot second on Twitter. Pompous and self-important is putting it lightly.

by Anonymousreply 1602/08/2015

You mean to tell me Oswalt isn't a fag?

by Anonymousreply 1702/08/2015

I can't stand this troll of a human being. He tries so hard to capture any measure of pop culture relevancy he can by posting "edgy" Twitter rages, but he's simply a nobody little troll of a many, cast only because of his freakish physical attributes.

Make him go away already.

by Anonymousreply 1802/08/2015

At least, Peter Dinklage's sexy. They shouldn't be mentioned in the same thread.

by Anonymousreply 1902/08/2015

R18 is probably a freeper who hates Patton for being liberal and pro-gay. He's not a nobody, he is one of the most successful stand up comedians in America. He has made more money than you ever will

by Anonymousreply 2002/08/2015

R20? I'm a liberal, progressive gay man, you tiresome twat of a troll.

Run along now, there's a Kardashian marathon playing on some cable channel you're fond of.

by Anonymousreply 2102/08/2015

R21, you're the one who probably watches the Kardashians. Gotta love losers like you who attack talented millionaires for being "nobodies"

by Anonymousreply 2202/08/2015

[quote]Gotta love losers like you who attack talented millionaires for being "nobodies"

LMAO!! Hi Patton Oswalt!

by Anonymousreply 2302/08/2015

Patton Oswalt looks like a lesbian who couldn't get laid if he walked through a whorehouse with a bag of hundred dollar bills!He's probably pissed that a hot black girl rejected him or he's closet Nazi himself.

by Anonymousreply 2402/08/2015

The phrase about the booming voice from years of stage work should have tipped you off before you posted that long story. He never had a booming voice, and what stage work?

by Anonymousreply 2502/08/2015

R23, that's the most tired, inane comment.

by Anonymousreply 2602/08/2015

I agree with R18. Oswald is the classic example of the ugly loser who by some fluke got lucky and famous & is now a totally obnoxious wanna-be hipster.

by Anonymousreply 2702/08/2015

[quote]The phrase about the booming voice from years of stage work should have tipped you off before you posted that long story. He never had a booming voice, and what stage work?

Was Nick Bougas power-walking with Bea Arthur?

by Anonymousreply 2802/08/2015

Hate him. Always have. He always seems to have this creepy vibe. Knowing he's friends with a POS racist makes me hate him all that much more.

by Anonymousreply 2902/08/2015

I got him fired.

by Anonymousreply 3002/08/2015

I saw him at a club less than 2 weeks ago and he has a whole bit about his "racist baby" embarrassing him at Starbucks by calling an old black man a monkey, so this is kind of interesting. I thought he was pretty amusing, though I don't follow him closely (never looked at his Twitter, just know him from tv).

Racist baby bit:

Patton Oswalt - Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time - Adorable Racism

Patton Oswalt's daughter gets them both into an awkward situation at their local Starbucks. The Comedy Central app has full episodes of your favorite shows a...

by Anonymousreply 3102/08/2015

racist baby? wtf ?

by Anonymousreply 3202/08/2015

this guy is a troll.

by Anonymousreply 3302/08/2015

[quote]what stage work?

Stand-up, obviously.

by Anonymousreply 3402/08/2015

I liked Patton in "Young Adult".

The "notorious white supremacist" has a Jewish girlfriend/commonlaw housemate I believe. Patton must run with the old "Re:Search" book crowd, the scene utterly evicted from SF: contemptuous punk rock seditionists with a taste for American squalor, ambitious insults, G.G. Allin, necromancy, The Process Church and foamy contempt of the mainstream.

Plus Madonna does suck

by Anonymousreply 3502/08/2015

I like his voice-overs in commercials, cartoons and movies. What I don't like is his stand up. He's one of those performers who telegraphs his disdain for anyone who would pay to see him or one of his projects. Even if it is as good as Ratatouille. HIs comedy is disjointed and all over the place. He doesn't have a particular POV unless you can call pissy a POV so it's just a random series of banal observations and experiences that add up to a wasted hour. People who are good at that and can bring those random observances full circle to a roundhouse punch line are held in high esteem. Seinfeld, Larry David, D L. Hughley, Chris Rock. Oswalt is just a grinchey little fuck who whines about how great his life is.

by Anonymousreply 3602/08/2015

He's also a good pal of Jim Goad, who is a racist, a homophobe, and served time for physically assaulting women. Oh, and who also writes for Taki. Who the hell would want to keep such a company?

by Anonymousreply 3702/08/2015

Madonna purchased that house in 1993. Patton Oswalt moved to LA in 1995 and was NOT offered as the lead in any studio sitcom, actually, ever.

Who could the comic be?

by Anonymousreply 3802/08/2015

Guys, why are you working so hard to make it not him? Seriously, the words "booming voice" seal the deal that it couldn't possibly be him. Move on.

by Anonymousreply 3902/08/2015

That spiel someone copy+pasted was gross. A real insight into a misogynistic, homophobic, straight male psyche.

by Anonymousreply 4002/08/2015

R35 - Young Adult is where he grossed me out the most.

by Anonymousreply 4102/08/2015

Charlize and the actress who played his sister was the best things about "Young Adult". Odd but good movie about a woman who continually makes horrible life decisions.

by Anonymousreply 4202/08/2015

Patton Oswalt is frigging hilarious and he ahs an incredibly sharp wit which I for one appreciate on Twitter.

His wonderful new book is a tribute to his compulsive old movie habit.

by Anonymousreply 4302/08/2015

I like Patton Oswalt as well [R43]. I think he's hosting some TCM stuff this month, really into old movies.

by Anonymousreply 4402/08/2015

Awwwwww SHEEEEET. He's so busted.

by Anonymousreply 4507/25/2018

Why R45?

by Anonymousreply 4607/25/2018

I think he's hilarious and I don't think he's the one in the story. If it was he'd have used it in his stand up years ago.

by Anonymousreply 4707/25/2018

Patton Oswalt denies everything.

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by Anonymousreply 4807/25/2018

R45 is probably an alt-rightie who bounced this old thread. Oswalt is the newest target of these guys trying to get "liberals" fired, but as you can see, they've attempted before.

by Anonymousreply 4907/25/2018
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