Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Are Married

He's such a mess right now. Wonder how much she has to do with it, or if she's trying to help him clean up. Also wonder if his kids support this.

Wow, bi women are even more mysterious to me than straight women, as a lesbian.

I mean at least straight women don't have a point of comparison, but how do you go from a hot woman to a bloated, dirty, druggie hobo?

Money makes the world go round. The world go round. The world go round. He owns his own island. You do the math.

Bitch!

But she is very smart. He's gotta be loaded after those terrible Pirate of the Caribbean movies.

He looks slightly portly in that photo.

And Mercury is RETROGRADE. It won't last.

You'd think one of them would consult an astrologer before doing this.

Good point, R7

So is his hygiene, r7. Straight back to the Stone Age.

Most definitely, R6. The chunkiest I've ever seen him. Alcohol bloat?

I wonder why he never married Vanessa?

And how long until they divorce?

The fact he was only married to his first wife for a couple of years, then proposed to at least 3 other women, then never married the mother of his two children who he was with for over a decade, suggests he doesn't think very much of the institution of marriage.

I thought he begged Vanessa to marry him but she kept refusing?

R10 Her rather small waist next to his doesn't help.

In real life terms he's probably not exactly "big" (especially for a man his age) but he does look like he's starting to fill out.

[quote]I wonder why he never married Vanessa?

This has got to be a real slap in the face to her (if she wanted to marry him). He wouldn't marry someone he was with for 14 years and had kids with, but married this bi bimbo after a year?

I bet she has to put some oil extract under her nose like doctors do to mask bad smells just to stand being around him.

[quote]I thought he begged Vanessa to marry him but she kept refusing?

Then it was probably because she had her suspicions or had a feeling it wouldn't last.

I thought Vanessa was the one who wanted to marry, and stayed with him hoping one day he'd marry her.

He needs company and someone to mix his mid morning cocktail. She was going to walk for some other, younger guy if he hadn't put a ring on it. He knew that. So he proposed. Congratulations Mrs and Mr Depp!!

I though Vanessa did not want to get married and was over him? I don't know how he is a father, but I am sure she saw where he was heading and smartly opted out before he completely let himself go.

Jupiter is also retrograde in Leo, backing thru his 1st house close to his ascendant which may partially explain his recent weight gain. Jupiter is expansive and when transiting the 1st/asc can be correlated with increased weight.

Trans venus-mars currently squaring his sun and that pesky pluto-uranus transiting square in cap-aries that's affected so many others has been hitting his natal moon-jupiter which may have influenced the recent decision to wed. Trans saturn is exactly squaring his natal mars which can be a tough transit.

Annoying, can you recommend any astrology sites with info like yours?

European women aren't as keen on being married as American ones. I think Charlotte Gainsbourg also isn't married to her long time man with whom she has two kids.

Surprisingly (and sadly imo) there aren't many astrology sites that deal with celebrity astrology, which I like to dabble in. I post here from time to time when there's an interesting celeb discussion or breaking news.

I've found there aren't that many instructive sites but astrology is not difficult to learn. It's angles, geometry and basic representational symbolism when you boil it down.

Anyone curious about astrology should make use of the free Liz Greene try out editions at astro.com

thanks Annoying

I found his first wife Lori Depp's (she still uses his surname) Facebook page. She called herself "Fatty Hearst", now she calls herself "Ava Gaboring" (she's not fat really)

I'm sure it was Vanessa who refused to marry, not Johnny. He is a serial fiancee.

I liked her better when she was a lesbian.

CA-CHING!

She bugs me and hes a douche.

I hope it works out well for them.

TOLD you bitches she was a phony faux lesbian years ago and you wouldn't listen. I'm from Austin and I knew she was full of shit all along.

Defend her all you want, say she's bi and blah blah blah but she is still an embarrassment, the ultimate fame whore at the cost of the cause. One of those former lesbians that the right can point to as having "changed her choice."

What. A. Cunt.

Amen r33

But Amber never came out as a lesbian R33.

She came out as bi, which seems to match her behavior. Can a genuinely straight woman spend months (years?) eating puss and getting eaten by another woman? She must be a truly great actess.

I'm not a fan (and I think anyone who latches on to Depp - an over the hill, probably inebriated, spoiled man-child - is probably a climber). But I don't think she's misrepresented herself.

whos puss did the bitch eat? showmance to prove lesbianess. Like jolie and the schmizu bitch. Shes a peen hound, mark my words. Funny how peen doesn't need a spellcheck on this site....you naughty DL!

Here we go again. The exact quote is out there somewhere, no doubt on another thread about this. No way around it, former MAXIM bimbo using gay rights to get attention. Awful woman.

Amber Heard Gay: Actress Comes Out As Lesbian Posted: 12/06/2010 9:41

Already an emerging Hollywood talent, actress Amber Heard came out of the closet at the GLAAD 25th anniversary celebration on Friday, proudly announcing that she is a lesbian.

R36 that girlfriend of hers is as gay as a christmas elf, if you can't tell that you have no gaydar. So given that, you think she was content to hold hands with Amber for months?

I'm a lesbian, and if you told me to smooch Depps grizzled peen for my career, couldn't do it. I'm sure if you asked any of the gay guys here if they could say, screw Amber heard for months for their career, they couldn't do it either. So how are you convincing yourself that "100% heterosexual" schemer Amber could stomach dating and fucking a woman for that long.

R37 "The 'Zombieland' and 'Pineapple Express' star, who will soon appear as Jonny Depp's love interest in 'The Rum Diaries,' came out with her girlfriend, photographer Tasya van Ree, whom she has been dating since 2008."

Why would you want to fake being bi? To be "edgy"?

R37 can you point me to the exact quote? I see that article saying she came out as a lesbian, but when I view the glaad video, she doesn't say that.

At least Amber was out and about with a woman for a while unlike someone like Anna Paquin, who was screaming about how much she loved pussy while she was announcing her marriage to a man. She probably kissed a woman while she was drunk or for shits and giggles. Never, ever seen her with a woman. Glad her career is in the toilet. Amber is clearly social climbing for a career that seems to be stalled, but that faux edginess for attention is on another level of trash that is so transparent.

R39, thanks, but that article yet again doesn't have a quote from her saying she's a lesbian.

Maybe she did, I'm not calling you a liar, I just know that reporters tend to use "lesbian" for "lesbian" and also bisexual. So until I see the quote, I'm wondering did she say "I'm a lesbian", or did she simply confirm she was coming out and dating a woman.

Check the 'I'm not that into you' body language of Heard and her ex gf. I think Heard is / was bi. And like many bis she is opportunistic.

R44, that's funny. I just saw the same exact body language in a photo with JD, He is kissing her(Amber) and her arms are folded to block him from getting too close.

She didn't date the woman in the kissing pic did she? She dated Tasya van Ree, then that French model/heiress then Depp.

Howl... "I’m proud to be on the right side of history and I can do nothing more than encourage people to look at their lives and ask “What side of history am I on? Am I doing the right thing or am I doing the wrong thing?” I look at speeches by Martin Luther King and I cry when I read the story of Rosa Parks at the back of the bus, and I can’t help but think if I was in that era what side of history would I be on? Would I be marching on the side of equality or would I be one of these horrible people spreading hate and bigotry?"

Almost immediately after this, she booked an NBC show and started backtracking. (No, this is NOT the lesbian quote, I'll find it, but "coming out as bi" isn't exactly radical. She was "out loud and proud" at a GLAAD event, remember).

And below. Whomp, whomp... No beard! Oh, wait, is that Johnny Depp over there?

Interview:

AE: It’s great to see you here with your partner. It’s great that you can do that and you don’t have to be here with a beard!

AH: She’s so beautiful. I mean, you’d have to be crazy not to want to go out with her!

I'm adding Depp to the 2015 death pool.

R16 = Cydney Bernard

I had it from a very good source that Johnny was Bi from time to time, maybe 20 years ago. He dabbled. Big time drug user and sort of a debauched person. The thing is, if he cleaned up his act, stopped the drugs and drinking to excess, and lost weight, he is still a beautiful looking man.

I'm not surprised they got married. Amber isn't stupid. And Johnny isn't the same person now that he was years ago. He understands the economic security she may want. Either that or he's afraid she'll talk about him.

I think Johnny wouldn't stop drinking and that really did it for Vanessa. The fact that he continued his whorish ways posed a problem too.

When his kids were little they could finesse things. But now the kids are older, watching their father do drugs and zone out on weed isn't good for the kids. Vanessa didn't want his "lifestyle" around his kids.

She has one of those pretty, no personality faces. I would not recognize her if I saw her in a group photo of blondes.

Anyway, no French woman would put up with Depp's fashion sense:

[I'm not surprised they got married. Amber isn't stupid.}

You've got that right. Depp's net worth is estimated to be between $350-$400 million dollars.

Do you think Depp and Heard will have kids, R50? My bet is that she will have a kid. It's more $$$.

Hope the link works. What's odd is that you can Google and find a TON of articles with headers saying she's a lesbian, but she never says it ((that I can find). Any Industry people know, wouldn't she have some say or control on them using the word lesbian instead of bisexual when her PR booked tjose interviews? It seems strange that the writers would assume she's a lesbian and not bi, but she seems to be careful to not use either word.

He's got two kids already, if he actually likes them, then I would expect him to make a few more. He's only been old since he was 40, so he might live long enough to see them in college.

Does JD wear a full wig? Some of this pics from behind sure look like he does.

So still there's no quote from her saying she was a lesbian?

Sounds like the reporter assumed and ran with that headline. I see her quotes saying she's bi though.

R51 have you seen Vanessa Paradis lately?

She is lucky. He is PRIME relationship material. "Prime" is defined as "he's loaded" of course.

There was a BI assumed to be about them in which the gf was trying to get power of attorney.

I think Heard is woefully opportunistic.

Mazel Tov kids! Don't listen to the haters. Love conquers all.

Bet he can't even fuck, or get hard anymore.

Bet he doesn't even want sex, just food and pot, and booze.

He's an old phart drunk and druggie with a flaccid, beat-up pecker and a huge bald spot--not only that, he has gnarley hygiene and will probably get sick an die soon.

Amber Heard just married an island, that is all.

I know this is uncharitable, but it amuses me to watch Depp's midlife crisis play out.

Seems like he's always had interests, friends, and habits that would normally be repellent, but when fans found him young and cute they wrote it off. Now suddenly the veneer comes off and his flaws are no longer edgy or eccentric.

The whole viper club thing and drinking/drugging no longer seem like a dangerous edge to a pretty boy, more like addiction and darkness.

He's always loved assholes, creeps, and criminals, but somehow fans never seemed to notice a pattern or judge him for it. Ex: Terry Richardson, Roman Polanski, Damien Echolls, Marilyn Manson, Hunter Thompson.

Fans aren't as willing to delude themselves, when it's just a slobby middle aged man.

wino forever

Heard prefers the snatch. This is well known in Hollywood.

This won't last long and she'll walk away with a good payout.

Add François-Marie Banier's name to that list, R62. Big pal of Depp's for many years, holidays on Depp's island, gay, but conducted a grotesque relationship, which may have been sexual, with France's richest woman, Lilliane Bettencourt, who is very old and has Alzheimers, to get her money. And temporarily succeeded, she gifted him over a billion euros but her daughter fought through the courts to get the money back from Banier. Has hung around Depp since the 90's.

r64 Well, she'll have to do a few dozen Goop steams before any lesbian wants near her snatch again.

What a repellent pair they make.

She'd probably give anything to get pregnant by him, for financial reasons, but I doubt he's getting it up in his current state of health. Or maybe she doesn't need to get preggers, maybe she's betting on being the Widow Depp? The odds seem decent enough.

The gf who looks vaguely like a female Johhny Depp?

He's a righteous dude.

I'd be surprised if Amber didn't have ladies on the side. This is probably a brief interlude until she gets the money. I hate to think what she's had to endure to get it. Gross.

You gotta love lesbian projection.

R51 He looks like he's bursting for a piss in that photo.

I'd LOVE to read the pre-nup, if any, and his will.

[quote] Do you think he showered for the occasion?

He's originally from Kentucky, so I'm guessing no.

As for Amber being bi, wouldn't that imply that Johnny is bi, as well?

Don't forget, he and River Phoenix were as "thick as thieves," and River died at Johnny's bar.

I don't doubt for one second that those two were fooling around.

So Amber and Johnny make a perfect couple. Both will accept each others' same-sex "indiscretions."

Wife is former bi/lesbian?

This thread will go on for 600 posts.

R75 Especially if people keep adding such repetitive comments.

Why do men start wearing blue glasses when they age?

The artist Damien Hirst appeared on the cover of Time this week in a pair of oversized blue-tinted spectacles, alongside the headline "Artist as Rock Star". That's fine; he's always been a maniacally obliging subject for photographers. But then he appeared on BBC News in the same glasses, forcing the viewer to confront the possibility that they are no mere prop. They're really his. He wears them to see out of.

Hirst is just one of a growing army of middle-aged - and older - gentlemen who seem to feel they suit tinted lenses. Bono made them something of a trademark, of course, as did Ozzy Osbourne. Figures as outwardly unlike one another as Tim Burton, Mickey Rourke and Flavio Briatore seem to be trying on frames from the same shelf. It's one of those strange, celebrity-only fashion trends you don't really see replicated in the streets.

What are they for? Certain tints, such as yellow, are meant to improve visual acuity, but "cosmetic" or "fashion" tints don't do anything. They're like sunglasses you can put on at night without bumping into stuff because, luckily, they don't work. Even the traditional reasons for wearing sunglasses indoors - either "I have a black eye" or "I don't want anyone to know how stoned I am" - don't apply here because everyone can still see your eyes.

Past a certain age, even the least vain man will happen to notice that he suddenly looks better in glasses, if only because there is less of his face on display. Perhaps someone is telling our celebrities that the added tint disguises wrinkles and bags even further. It's possible that wealthy people buy tinted glasses simply because they are wealthy and tints cost extra. Or maybe thick, varifocal lenses look somehow less aggressively corrective when they're blue.

Sadly, the most likely reason that these guys are wearing tinted glasses is because they believe tinted glasses are cool. It's not that a middle-aged man can't carry off a cool look; it's just that he doesn't know what cool is. And even if he found out, they'd just change it behind his back to spite him. When you get older, things become uncool simply by virtue of the fact that you like them. The only way to win the battle is to give up. And if you can't see that clearly, then you need to take off those stupid glasses.

Why would a man marry a woman only to later to be taken to the cleaners?

Take a seat next to me, R79

Depp has said he does need to wear glasses because his eyesight isn't that great now, but he probably just wears tinted ones to look cool.

'to try and look cool' R81, yes.

don't be ridiculous, R75. a person doesn't stop to be bisexual. still bisexual if in a relationship with the same sex. still bisexual if in a relationship with the opposite sex.

Money and image are what this marriage is about, not sex. Depp is finally starting to look his age, and he's frightened.

"Why would a man marry a woman only to later to be taken to the cleaners? "

Because he's desperate to feel young and relevant, frightened because his career is evaporating, not very bright, wants to show his ex he can attract hotter women than her, and he's drunk?

[quote]When you get older, things become uncool simply by virtue of the fact that you like them. The only way to win the battle is to give up.

Wow.

"When you get older, things become uncool simply by virtue of the fact that you like them. The only way to win the battle is to give up. "

No, the only way to win is to stop giving a shit about other people's idea of "cool" - especially teenagers.

Wow, he looks so young and fresh and relevant with her by his side! I can go see his movies again!

W&W R66

[quote]But now the kids are older, watching their father do drugs and zone out on weed isn't good for the kids. Vanessa didn't want his "lifestyle" around his kids.

Is she didn't want them around him why does she leave them with him so often? They live mostly with Johnny in LA during the school year. The daughter is photographed with him often.

Vanessa's mostly in France with her younger bf these days.

Vanessa, in an interview for a French magazine, (Elle?) once said that they were both stoners, but *she* had significantly cut back on the weed since she got pregnant. On the other hand, everything points to him having moved on to the roxies or even smack. But he definitely looks like he loves his opiates.

Maybe the blue glasses is just a convenient way to hide the pinned pupils. Just like 2007 Britney's color contact lenses were there to hide the blown-out pupils (stim habit).

"Why would a man marry a woman only to later to be taken to the cleaners?"

Because she makes him feel younger while he looks older and stupider.

How come they've just been married in LA but they're having a "second ceremony" in the Bahamas?

I am sure Jonny made Amber sign an air tight prenup. Johnny loves his money, no matter how high he is.

Is Depp the male version of JLo, always in a relationship, never alone? Aside from the high profile relationships, one after another, he must have had a lot of short flings. Was he ever on his own?

I found it vulgar that he married Amber Heard. He was with Vanessa many years, he had kids with her and suddenly he breaks up with her and gets married to a woman who is 23 years younger than him.

I don't believe that Vanessa didn't want marriage. It was him who had the problem. He is so pathetic, it amazes me.

What do you think of the article:Johnny Depp dumped Vanessa Paradis because she was a 'bitch' to his mother?

I wonder if that is true and if it is, why Vanessa was a bitch to his mother? What did his mother do to Vanessa?

That's bullshit.

The reason they broke up was that Depp was bored with Vanessa and i bet he make her feel that all the time.

...Depp had become "bored senseless" with his 14-year relationship, which produced two children, and had been wanting to end the relationship since last year

"Johnny didn't want to be with Vanessa anymore. They had grown so far apart, and he wanted to be free and try new things," a source told RadarOnline. "He was bored senseless with her, being with Vanessa was making him miserable."

Apparently Johnny is not to happy with married life with Amber and has taken up residence on Marilyn Manson's sofa.

Best news I've heard today, except for the Marilyn Manson part. Actually, I'd rather him marry Marilyn Manson than that Amber hag.

Get 'er outta there, Johnny, so she can go catch another bout of Lesbianism and add another 15 minutes to her famewhore clock. Cunts like her are so bad for the cause.

"Actually, I'd rather him marry Marilyn Manson than that Amber hag."

Since I suspect Manson of being a drug dealer to the stars, I must disagree even though I'm perfectly aware that Amber is a grasping whore.

There are worse things than grasping whores.

If so, OP, would that be considered a bridal shower?

R100, i know that Amber pisses you off, but i bet you would like to fuck her. Don't deny it. You seem very upset with her...

LOL, nope, I'm a gay man who spent a lot of time in Austin TX so I know all about Amber Fucking Heard. Who, as I've said before, can do whatever she wants but she needs to shut up and keep it private. These convenient lesbians who use gay to get headlines -- and then, whattaya know, suddenly are back with men again are a pain in the ass.

Remember, the Far Right always uses that argument that Gay is a Choice we make. And idiots like Amber make that look very real, even make it sound like it's some noble character trait. She is, in the end, all about the money, all about her famewhore pursuits on no talent, and I wish she would go away.

What do you know about Amber Heard? Have you met her, or you just don't like her without even having met her?

R104 I don't know why anyone would say that being gay is a choice, and I'm pretty sure that it isn't a big problem for homosexuals. Don't think she is straight, and being attracted to older men, if she really loves him, isn't good.

Amber Heard has something superficial on her. She is sexy, but not in a profound way. She also doesn't seem very sensitive as a person. She doesn't seem sensitive at all,to be honest. But for a few fucks, she would be ideal. Don't ask anything more from her. She doesn't have it inside her to give it to you. She just need to be seen. I don't think she can afford to care deeply for someone.

Depp made the same mistake Pitt did. Mistook easy pussy for love and now they're both stuck in Hell.

[quote]I'm a gay man who spent a lot of time in Austin TX so I know all about Amber Fucking Heard.

Is there an Amber Heard grapevine in the city of Austin?

"I don't know why anyone would say that being gay is a choice, "

R106, here in the US the religious conservatives loudly insist that being gay is a choice, because that's what they want to believe. They want to believe that gayness is a choice or has an external cause, because the alternative would be to admit that God made some people gay. They can't have that, if they had to admit that gayness was God's will then they couldn't hate us!

Yes, in the US the religious conservatives really are that stupid, ignorant, and mean.

She deserves all the money she can get if she actually also has to sleep with him.

This aged well

Perhaps the single time a 2015 bump is warranted.