LORD! JESUS!!! Lorenzo Lamas is a mess!

Do we know if he inherited daddy's big-dick genes?

Pretty sad for the son of Arlene Dahl and Fernando. And it's FIVE marriages...! THAT, and all that spawn, was his undoing. Still, you'd think that Arlene or his "best friend" Jane Wyman could have thrown him a bone or two. She left a big bundle to the Catholic Church, didn't she? Instead Trump is now feasting on his bones.

I really think Trump fancies himself something of a kingmaker to failed or forgotten celebs...he thinks he can revive their careers, like with Arsenio Hall. That didn't exactly work out....

And BTW, who ever greenlighted the name LANCE CUMson???

For all the gayyyyylings reading this thread, this is how this man used to look. God, time is a bastard.

He has a new autobiography out. Maybe he talks about how he posed for Playgirl full frontal and at attention, right after "Grease" when they got actual celebs to pose. But his father used his clout to get the pictorial pulled.

Body shaving and nasty tattoos were crueler than time.

Don't know if this is it or photoshop, R5

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Lorenzo when young was always horny and always happy to have his cock sucked (true).

One creepy and obese guy I know used to provide massage services at bodybuilding meets, and Lamas showed up at one and said he was "tight." So my acquaintance proceeded to do his thing and blew Lamas. He said he had a big cock but he was the type of camp follower who never blew a small one.

His other claim to fame was sucking of Jeff Stryker.

"In bankruptcy court documents obtained by RadarOnline.com, the onetime Renegade actor— who once flew on private jets— claims he now only has $9,100 in assets, including $2,300 in books, $1,200 in clothing and just $430 in his checking account."

But Lamas, married to 27-year-old model-turned-secretary Shawna Craig, is more than $322,000 in debt. The actor owes more the $285,000 in state and federal taxes dating back to 2003, and approximately $19,000 in domestic support (presumably to his four ex-wives and three minor children: Alexandra, 16, Victoria, 14, and Isabella, 11).

Five months after his filing, Lamas was discharged from his bankruptcy— but he may not be in the clear just yet. The ruling does not wipe away tax and domestic support debts, which make up the majority of his financial obligations. He is off the hook for bills from Credit One Bank, the Directors Guild, and collection agency United Recovery, but he still likely has to pay the whopping $300,000 to the government and his ex-wives."

He was married to Shauna Sand so I don't feel sorry for him

He had a reality TV show a couple of years ago. I guess that didn't bring in any money.

His ego was massive before but I guess he's been humbled a bit

Shauna Sand slept with Lorenzo Lamas’ 18-year-old son

Shauna Sand allegedly cheated on Lorenzo Lamas with his son A.J. Lamas when they were married, according to Star magazine. A source told Star that the reason the couple split when they did was because Lorenzo found out Shauna “was sleeping with A.J. Lamas, his then-18-year-old son!” The source dished:

“Shauna came on to A.J. It was the ultimate betrayal. Lorenzo had no idea; he was in the dark about the whole thing.

He thought Shauna was acting like a mom to A.J. He had no clue that she was his son’s lover!”

The source also added that the affair went on for months before Lorenzo filed for divorce from the former Playboy model.

It’s scary when work and home life collide like that because Lorenzo probably acted in some similar scenes on TV. It’s hard to blame an 18 year-old kid too - Shauna was probably the ultimate MILF to brag about to his buddies.

Father & Son

It's sad. In the OPs picture he looks like an iguana.

Side view.

'80s Heartthrob Lorenzo Lamas Talks About His New Career As Helicopter Tour Pilot (VIDEO)

His son looks as hot as papi did in his prime!

Is Lorenzo Lamas Gay?!

A dinner party guest who shall remain nameless (mainly because I can’t remember who said it) claims that Falcon Crest hottie Lorenzo Lamas is a homo. This person swears that they were at a television industry party where Lamas and an equally-handsome male companion had their arms around each other and were cruising men together.

Let’s examine the facts:

• His mother is film star Arlene Dahl, his father was Fernando Lamas (you look fabulous, darling) and his stepmother is swimming sensation Esther Williams.

• He highlighted his hair for his role in Grease to make him look different from John Travolta.

• His Falcon Crest character Lance Cumson (eek) was an over-the-top playboy who had a new bed partner in almost every episode.

• He has dated and married several women who have had or end up having a lot of plastic surgery, to the point where they no longer look like women.

• He was the bitchy judge on Are You Hot? or whatever it was called.

• He totally looks like a brokedown meth addict now.

Oh, who cares? Check out that picture. GAY!

No posts about his smelly feet?

[quote]you look fabulous, darling

Oh, dear.

The Interview...

Lorenzo Lamas has played many roles throughout his career. He’s starred in two major television shows, “Falcon Crest” and “Renegade,” has been married five times and been the subject of many tabloid stories. In “Renegade at Heart,” the 56-year-old actor reveals what it’s like to grow up the son of Fernando Lamas and step-son of Esther Williams and the ups and downs of his often tumultuous life. Lamas spoke to FOX411 about his fascinating life.

FOX411: Why did you write this book now? Lorenzo Lamas: I felt like I was old enough to have some perspective on my life. I’ve been asked to write a book for years but I never thought I was mature enough to be able to look back at my life with a real perspective on the decisions I’ve made and the choices I’ve made. It’s like my journal to the folks out there who have been curious about why I’ve done certain things, like why did I marry five people? How does a person substantiate that? It was a very cathartic experience for me.

ADVERTISEMENT FOX411: So why did you marry five times? Lamas: The short hand is I was the kind of person who tended to rescue people and think that they could fix them. My therapist told me that that’s not my job. But I didn’t have the therapy until after my third wife. She was of great help, of course it didn’t help me with wife number four (former Playboy Playmate Shauna Sand).

FOX411: That marriage sounds like a mess. Lamas: Oh my god it was such a mess. Again I wasn’t a fully matured man so you’re not going to make mature decisions if you’re not a mature human.

FOX411: You say that you were blinded by her looks. Lamas: It was a very painful mistake, emotionally and financially. Wife number four destroyed me, absolutely, took me down to the bottom of the barrel because I had three kids with her. Three daughters that I absolutely adored and couldn’t stand the thought of leaving, it was a very challenging time.

FOX411: You write about your son having a one-night stand with your ex-wife. How is your relationship with him now? Lamas: It’s pretty horrible. It’s not just because he had sex with my ex-wife. A relationship takes two people to make or break it. I wasn’t there for him as much as I’ve been for my teenage daughters because I was on set 16 hours a day when he was growing up. His mother moving him out of state made it even more difficult to maintain a healthy father-son relationship. We’ve never been able to recover. I love my son. He’s a great soul. He’s a sweet person but events that have happened to him in his life, some of his own making, as a parent you really can’t take full responsibility for the destruction that can happen to a child. They are able to make choices but I certainly bear some responsibility for the fact that we do not have a healthy relationship and it’s sad.

FOX411: You adored your father Fernando Lamas. Lamas: I idolized my father especially as a young boy. He was bigger than life. He commanded the room. He’d done everything, seen everything, been with every woman. It’s pretty heady stuff to grow up with.

FOX411: You also discuss his flaws. He was homophobic and sexist. Lamas: He was Latin. He was very judgmental. He thought a woman’s place was in the kitchen. He just happened to marry a woman who was a top ten box office star of the '50s and she retired to serve him!

FOX411: He made you sleep in the garage when you were a teenager because he wouldn’t let Esther’s kids stay over. Lamas: He was many things but he was also fair so if he wasn’t going to allow another man’s children in his house then he couldn’t allow me in the house. So my roommate was a Rolls Royce. I had a key that let me in the backdoor where there was a guest bathroom. But I came from military school so living in a garage in Beverly Hills was plush to me. I had shared a urinal with 30 guys for the last four years. Looking back I know that’s not normal. I know that I would never do that to my kids. I run my three teenage daughters around like a chauffeur.

FOX41: Jane Wyman ripped into you when you came to the set of “Falcon Crest” coked up. Lamas: Yeah she sure did. I was careless. I was never a drug addict or alcoholic but I partied with my crew. I never went to work high until that one particular instance where I thought I had wrapped for the day. It never happened again.

FOX411: Do you wish you’d had your wives sign prenups? Lamas: I wish I’d done so many things differently. I just never asked anyone for a prenup because I figured if you’re asking it’s like you’re almost professing failure at the outset. I just never could. Yeah it was devastating. I’m OK. I’m in Beverly Hills. I’m working as a helicopter pilot, something I love to do. I got tired of waiting for the phone to ring to get me on another B-movie. I don’t care about that anymore. I’ve had a tremendous amount of success as an actor so I’ve kind of put that behind me. I don’t have an agent or manager. I’m really focusing on my new career as a commercial pilot and I’m enjoying it tremendously. I teach and I do helicopter tours here in L.A. and I’m slowly building up that career. I’m very motivated. I have no regrets.

That is NOT Lamas at r7.

His daughter Shayne is a mess, and is married this disgusting piece of shit.

[quote]His daughter Shayne is a mess

I guess so!!!

Shayne Lamas ‏@ShayneDahlLamas

For my daughters 3rd Birthday present I gifted her a pair of Vintage Christian Louboutin's I'm honored to vintage...

Lorenzo Lamas ‏@lorenzolamas Met a buddy for drinks and ran into him at the urinal before going to the table #awkward

...awkward? yeah right...

Fernando wouldn't let his own teenage son live in his house? No wonder he is screwed up. That Shayna is just a vile human being.

I went to Chiller the big autograph show in New Jersey last year and he was there and the only celebrity that had no one, I mean not a soul, at his table. He was just sitting there staring at his phone. It was kind of a surprise, and I heard later he didn't even stay the whole weekend he was booked for.

The photo at R24 is so sad and pathetic.. The desperation of having to show off the Chanel makeup, Louis Vuitton wallet, Louboutin boots, whatever the fuck designer white purse.. And of course, the required Starbucks.. All in one photo. Wow.

The only thing he ever did which gave me pause as to his gay leanings was that awful "Are You Hot?" A straight man just doesn't think and say those things about gorgeous women they'd like to fuck.

He was a big star at one time. His mom has major $. She prob won't give him any

Lorenzo Lamas and Heather Locklear

He was a big **TV** star

He was never A-list

Mediocre career and now he's a helicopter pilot. Aha. And he says he has no regrets. Yeah the ego is still there.

I was going to suggest escorting until I saw that photo.

Maybe he could suck dick in a bus station bathroom for $10 a pop.

I'm guessing the only male cast member of [italic]Grease[/italic] Randal Kleiser didn't help himself to — or try to — was Sid Caesar.

Then and now...

He was the only original cast member (Falcon Crest) to appear in every episode.

He wanted out after his five year contract was up, but they offered him so much money he stayed til the end.

And apparently he was miserable the last two year.

They gave him a MINT for the last 4 years of Falcon Crest, so where did all the money go?

[quote]They gave him a MINT for the last 4 years of Falcon Crest, so where did all the money go?

Wives, plastic surgeons, and child support. Oh! some of it went up his nose.

I think that hard-on pic upthread is doctored, but someone here on DL once said that there was an unreleased photo of him taken during his Playgirl spread where he was hard, but it never saw the light of day because his father forbade it or something like that.

50+ year old meat just doesn't keep. I can't imagine this old turkey is getting so much play on DL. I know it's mostly us old farts kicking up the dust, but why ruin memories when that all most of us have left?

YUCK

What's with his abds? I think he's obviously had lipo in the past.

Notice Lorenza's stomach snatch is where is belly button used to be.

He had one of the worst "reality" shows ever, even worse than Alan Thicke's.

The thing was so scripted it was laughable. They tried to show what a "kookie" family dynamic he had and none of them could pull off acting "funny" to save their lives.

It was awful and didn't last too long at at all.

"Is Lorenzo Lamas Gay?!"

I think any man with multiple ex-wives and six children at least qualifies as "bisexual".

And the last time he filed for bankruptcy, there was a rumor that he told his current wife that it was her turn to fund their lifestyle - and that she should go back to escorting. Classy guy!

Here's a video of him getting a face lift.

R7, that's very early 80s porn star Bon Knoll.

The face lift video...he looked great for his age before the surgery. The results are about what you'd expect.

That step-mother/step-son thing is right out of a soap opera.

But, in that interview posted upthread, Lamas says the relationship with the son was long strained and the son resented Lorenzo's relationship with his 'new daughters' (compared to his own relationship with LL)

Sleeping with step mommy sounds like some twisted revenge on pops to me.

He has terrible taste in women. That twenty five year old pushing him to get that butcher job was horrible.

Lorenzo needs to track down those nudes of twenty something him and sell them to the highest bidder.

What did Fernando do ? Track down the pictures and the film and burn it all ?

Truthfully, I always thought that was a story they made up to 'spice up' Lorenzo's image as his Grease role was such a boring dumb jock who didn't say a word.

In OP's pic, his nipples and navel are mimic-ing his face.

[quote]an unreleased photo of him taken during his Playgirl spread where he was hard, but it never saw the light of day because his father forbade it or something like that.

I remember searching a the internet when this came up before. I found and old Liz Smith column that said that, but I can't fine it now.

I never wanted him in me, quite deeply.

LOL R49, it's true! Very funny!

Oops. I meant Bob Knoll.

wasn't he doing summer stock roles like THE KING AND I and THE FANTASTICKS until not too long ago?

R34. He looks pretty good now except for those hideous and tragic tattoos.

He has a huge cock. I've seen it like 5 times at the old Sports Club LA (now equinox). He used to walk around without any shame. Though I thought he had very bad posture.

There was once a reality TV show called "Are You Hot?", and they made Lorenzo a judge and gave him a laser pointer to use to point out the contestants' physical flaws. He was utterly humorless and clearly enjoyed being judgmental--and was widely critically excoriated. (The show was quickly cancelled.)

They parodied it pretty mercilessly on SNL's "TV Funhouse" (see link).

He deserves his current obscurity and penury. he is a vain, mean, and arrogant man.

His torso is a sad smiley face. (A frowny face?)

R56. Some details, please.

He got the Gene Simmons face lift!

[quote]Still, you'd think that Arlene or his "best friend" Jane Wyman could have thrown him a bone or two.

How do you know that they didn't at some point ?

Thing is, Lorenzo Lamas is 56 years old. At one point he made more money annually than most people would ever have the chance to & he pissed it away.

The guy is part Latin FFS, why get a face lift? Olive skin ages pretty well. He would have looked like a hot older man if he left well enough alone.

He is certainly the remains of a good-looking man.

Are we sure that's him at R18?

[quote]He would have looked like a hot older man if he left well enough alone.

That's the thing. He wanted to still look like a hot younger man, which was impossible.

The ugly tattoo is most unfortunate.

Two wives in a row both with the trashy name Shauna!?? (Shawna).

I love how the young daughter protests his facelift with the simple statement, "Beauty is a lie".

How remarkably aware!

lol there was hardly any difference after the facelift...not really worth the money and pain/recovery time. I only see a bit more of a full face but he still has wrinkles. Also what a fucking waste!!! Flash forward to 2014/2015 and he's not even working Hollywood anymore.

Anyway, his son is an even better looking version of him.

Lorenzo is only appearing on Celebrity Apprentice in the hopes it will boost sales of his autobiography. So far he's not impressing with his work skills.

Remember Roger, the DL Lorenzo Lamas foot troll?

Does he have leprosy? Looks like it.

{57} are you hot was blatantly ripped off from The Howard Stern show.

I want him deep inside of me.

What the hell is up with his belly button? He doesn't seem to have one, just a fold of fat? Seriously where is it?

Liposuction on the abdomen yields peculiar results, R73.

I will say his body has never been in better shape. He had periods of time in the 80s and 90s when he was in and out of shape but now he's in excellent shape. Again, it's weird that he cares so much NOW that he's not acting anymore.

[quote] He used to walk around without any shame

No shame in having a big dick

I can recall Fernando bragging to Johnny Carson on The Tonight Show that his son "Lucky" called to tell him that he was lying in bed with a pair of twins.

He hooked up with Jennifer O'Neill after one of those Night of a 100 Stars tapings back in the 1980's in NYC and they didn't leave their hotel room for days.

Arlene Dahl is not a wealthy woman. On that awful Lamas reality show, one episode focused on her deadbeat grandson AJ having borrowed $1,500.00 from her and Lorenzo was demanding that he pay "GaGa" back what he owed her.

AJ was on "As the World Turns" for a stretch, then Lorenzo was on "The Bold and the Beautiful", playing a fireman.

Lorenzo Lamas is simply ridiculous.

Ages ago I had a friend who was a limousine driver. He once had Lorenzo as a passenger, who instructed the driver to pull over at a drug store because he needed K-Y lube.

Miss Dahl ( as her 2 gay companions told me she likes to be called) still wears her ankle length early 80's fur....not a wealthy woman?..but fab none the less!

And this is how the blonde girl behind Lamas in the photo at r4 looks like now

He never should have had the surgery... He didn't need it.

So who's lying?

I would say they are R84. First of all, that is probably an estimate. Second, $7 million isn't really a lot of money--especially if you're spending profligately and not keeping an eye on it. Third, his bankruptcy is well documented. Looky at this!

Famous Individual Bankruptcies Noted Individuals Who Have Filed for Bankruptcy Protection: B Lionel Bart . . . British composer-lyricist-playwright (1972). Kim Basinger . . . Oscar-winning actress (1993). Jay Black . . . rock star; lead member of “Jay and the Americans” (1986). Lorraine Bracco . . . Oscar-nominated actress (1999). Matthew Brady . . . portrait/U.S. Civil War photographer (1872). Toni Braxton . . . rock star (1998). Anita Bryant . . . singer; American author; 1958 Miss America 2nd runner-up (1997 and 2001).

C George Clinton . . . rock star (1984) (note: this is not the composer George S. Clinton). Samuel L. Clemens (“Mark Twain”) . . . best-selling American author-humorist (1894). Natalie Cole . . . singer (19__) (sources: People magazine, February 24, 1997 / Dateline NBC, September 29, 1996 / et al.). Gary Coleman . . . actor (1999). Concrete Blonde . . . rock group (19__) (source: LA Weekly, March 26-April 1, 1999). John Connally . . . former Texas governor; wounded in 1963 Kennedy assassination in Dallas (1987). Francis Ford Coppola . . . Oscar-winning film writer-director-producer (1990). Cathy Lee Crosby . . . actress; American author (1992).

D Vic Damone . . . singer (1971). Dorothy Dandridge . . . Oscar-nominated actress-singer (1963). Lee de Forest . . . Oscar-winning film/sound synchronization pioneer; producer (1937). Dino De Laurentis . . . Oscar-winning film producer (1988). Walt Disney . . . Oscar-winning film producer; animation & theme park pioneer (1923).

E Eddy “the Eagle” Edwards (Eddy Edwards) . . . Great Britain’s first Olympic ski jumper (1991).

F Keith Famie . . . Survivor II: The Australian Outback contestant; chef-restauranter; American author (19__; 1996/97) (source: interview, CBS special Survivor: Back from the Outback, May 10, 2001). Mick Fleetwood . . . rock star; lead member of “Fleetwood Mac” (1984). Heidi Fleiss . . . Clothing line founder; American author (1999). William Fox . . . co-founder of 20th Century Fox Film Corporation (1936).

G Marvin Gaye . . . singer (19__;mid-late 1970s). Andy Gibb . . . rock star (1987). Ulysses S. Grant . . . 18th U.S. President; Civil War general;best-selling American author; face is pictured on the U.S. fifty dollar bill (1884, after leaving office). Elizabeth Ward Gracen . . . actress; model; Miss America 1982 (1999). Bob Guccione . . . publisher and founder of Penthouse magazine (see General Media below) (2003).

H Merle Haggard . . . country music star (1993). Corey Haim . . . actor (1997). Dorothy Hamill . . . Olympic gold-medal ice-skater (1996). M.C. Hammer . . . rock star (1996). Richard Harris . . . Oscar-nominated actor-producer-director; Irish-born author (“twice bankrupt”) source: BBC World News). Robert Harris . . . $275 million Mega Millions lottery winner on February 23, 2008, Georgia USA (1994 and 2000). Isaac Hayes . . . Oscar-winning songwriter-composer-musician-singer (1976). Sherman Hemsley . . . actor (2002).

I Ron Isley . . . rhythm-and-blues singer (19__; mid-late 1990s).

J La Toya Jackson . . . rock star (1995). Don Johnson . . . actor-producer (2204). Janice-Marie Johnson . . . rock star/disco diva (19__;1980s) Kacey Jones . . . country music star; musical humorist (19__) Clay Jordan . . . Survivor V: Thailand contestant (2001).

K Chaka Kahn . . . rock star (19__) (source: People magazine, February 24, 1997). Larry King . . . talk-show host; best-selling American author (1978). Bowie Kuhn . . . former U.S. baseball commissioner (19__). Gary Kurtz . . . Oscar-nominated film producer (Star Wars, American Graffiti, etc.) (19__).

L Veronica Lake . . . actress (1951). Lorenzo Lamas . . . actor (2004). Cyndi Lauper . . . rock star (1983). Stan Lee . . . comic book industry pioneer; co-creator of “Spider Man,” “The Incredible Hulk,” “The X-Men,” etc. (2001). Joanne Lopes and Jorge Lopes . . . Big Game multistate Lotto jackpot winners in 2002 in the U.S.; won a $110.3 million jackpot, which they took as a lump sum of $58.9 million before taxes; had debts of nearly $600,000 when they filed for chapter 13 bankruptcy protection; their petition was dismissed by a judge due to their failure to appear at their hearing (2001).

M Meat Loaf . . . rock star (1983). Ashley MacIsaac . . . musician-fiddler (2000). Mindy McCready . . . country music star (1997). Melba Moore . . . singer-actress (19__; 1990s). Debelah Morgan . . . singer-songwriter-producer (2000). Lorrie Morgan . . . country music star; American author (1992, chapter 11, later withdrew petition filing after paying debtors; filed personal chapter 7 bankruptcy in 2008). Motor City Five/MC5 . . . rock group of the 1960s (1970).

N Willie Nelson . . . singer-songwriter-actor; American author (19__; est. 1990) (source: Sunday Morning, CBS-TV news program, September 30, 2001, interview conducted by Dan Rather). Wayne Newton . . . singer-actor-entertainer (1992). Jimmie Nicol . . . drummer who became a member of the music group “The Beatles” for 10 days in 1964 during a worldwide tour while Ringo Starr was being treated for tonsillitis (1965). Immanuel Nobel . . . father of manufacturer-philanthropist Alfred Nobel, who founded the Nobel Prizes (twice: 1833/year Alfred was born; 1856/when Alfred was 23). Mary Nolan . . . actress (1931).

O Jennings Osborne . . . Arkansas businessman (1995).

P Johnny Paycheck . . . country music star (1976). Tom Petty . . . rock star (1979). Susan Powter . . . exercise/fitness expert; talk-show host; best-selling American author (1995). Burt Prelutsky . . . American television writer; screenwriter (1997).

R Noreen Renier . . . Psychic (claimed); American author (2007). Burt Reynolds . . . Oscar-nominated actor-director; American author (1995). Debbie Reynolds . . . Oscar-nominated actress-singer; American author (1997). Juan Rodriguez . . . $149 million Mega Millions lottery winner, New York City (2004, filed bankruptcy just before winning). Mickey Rooney . . . Oscar-nominated actor; American author (1962).

S Harry Saltzman . . . film producer (James Bond movies) (1975). Ray Sawyer . . . rock star; member of “Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show” (1973). Shenandoah . . . country music band (1991). Anna Nicole Smith . . . model-actress; 1993 Playboy magazine “Playmate of the Year” (1996). Lynne Spears . . . American author; mother of rock star Britney Spears (1998; filed with husband James prior to Britney’s stardom). J. Fife Symington . . . Governor of Arizona (1995, while still in office).

T TLC . . . rock group (1995). Donald Trump . . . businessman (casinos: Trump Entertainment Resorts Inc.) (1992; 2004; 2009; see listing in corporation section). Mike Tyson . . . boxer (2003).

W Tammy Wynette . . . country music star; American author (1988).

[quote]Maybe he could suck dick in a bus station bathroom for $10 a pop.

He can't spare the $10.

He doesn't look that bad for a 50 something guy who has spent plenty of time in the sun.

But man, to be flat broke with four ex wives? That's just sloppy.

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Step-mother Esther grew to dislike him. Each time he would acquire a new girlfriend and it looked serious, Esther would invite her over and tell her what a mistake she was making. Step-mother Abby Dalton was no fan of Lorenzo's either.

[quote]Step-mother Esther grew to dislike him.

Well, I would too!!!

In “Renegade,” '80s heartthrob Lorenzo Lamas recalls a particularly embarrassing incident with his stepmother, MGM aquatic queen Esther Williams, who was married to his father, Fernando Lamas. When Lorenzo was a struggling young actor, he lived in his father’s garage and was not allowed to use a shower. So he resorted to taking early morning dips in the pool to clean up. The “Falcon Crest” actor says that like most young men, he awoke each morning in an aroused state that would usually subside with a chlorinated splash. But one morning he found himself stuck, so he decided to take matters into, ahem, his own hand. “I am doing my thing. It is just me, the pool, the beautiful view, not a soul around,” he writes. “Right in the middle of it all, Esther opens the sliding glass door to the upstairs terrace and steps out … looks down and sees me.” Later, Lorenzo found an angry note tacked on the garage door: “Lorenzo. how dare you!!! Masturbating in the pool?? I’m ashamed!” After a week of silence, his father went to break the ice. “Lorenzo, I understand about the need,” he said, “but for Christ’s sake, your sperm is going to ruin the filter! Your sperm is going to burn the motor out of the filter.”

People have to swim in that pool!!!

In her book, Esther wrote that Fernando had a phobia about wrinkled pants, so when they were leaving to attend a party or event, he would hang his pants on a hanger in the car and drive pantless . . . and he never wore underwear.

She also wrote of a time she was cooking dinner and Fernando came in from the pool sporting a raging erection. He insisted she drop what she was doing and accompany him to the bedroom, as it would have been a shame to not take advantage of such a boner.

Don't be ridiculous, bankruptcy is simply a tool. Lamas probably hid all his assets then went to court. I don't see any difference between all these rich companies like GM and United Airlines using bankruptcy to correct their poor business decisions and a person doing it.

I think you SHOULD be declaring bankruptcy every ten years. Get rid of the debt start fresh. Unless of course you stand to lose something like a house, but really a ten year mortgage should be your goal anyway, and throw that in a trust and put your savings in an untouchable 401k or such.

R88 yeah it's obvious he's on the show in hopes it will spark interest in his autobiography. It won't.

His blonde period...

R90 Abby Dalton is his former mother-in-law. She introduced Lorenzo to her daughter Kathleen Kinmont and Kathleen went on to become his third wife.

Esther's book is quite readable, yet is clearly full of things she just made up. You can tell she was a big lush by barely reading between the lines, too.

Daddy Lamas

Lorenzo Lamas and Ethel Merman must have looked so odd together onstage.

*Fernando. FERNANDO!

Merman couldn't stand Fernando Lamas during the run of Happy Hunting. They only spoke to each other on stage.

Merman also hated the first GYPSY. Probably because she (Sandra Church) was fucking Jule Styne.

Or was it Jerome Robbins?

Jerome Robbins was not into pussy.

Marlene Dietrich hated Fernando Lamas. She nicknamed her suppositories her "Fernando Lamases" because they would make her drowsy and put her to sleep.

True.

Abby Dalton also playe Lorenzo's mother on Falcon Crest. The whole thing gets weirdly incestuous.

[quote] Abby Dalton also playe Lorenzo's mother on Falcon Crest

Did "Top 10 Box Office Star of the '50s" Arlene Dahl turn them down?

The picture in the paper that Fernando is reading at r98 is of Marilyn Monroe, Lauren Bacall and Betty Grable for "How To Marry A Millionaire."

Holy shit! In OP's link, his torso looks like the face of Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy!

LMFAO!!

His son AJ was maybe still is hot. In some pics he pings some to me.

Well if women would earn their own damn money and stop trying to live off men he might have some. I just can't with women.

I'd like to see the list of media appearances Lorenzo's racked up to sell his book. I can't imagine TODAY and GMA booking him or any of the late night talk shows.

I always wondered why Falcon Crest never asked Arlene Dahl for a guest spot. She played on a daytime soap for years (One Life to Live) - it's not like she wouldn't have done it. Fernando Lamas directed an episode of Falcon Crest before he died. Were Lamas and Dahl close?

Speaking of daytime soaps, AJ Lamas was on As The World Turns for a while. Horrible actor.

Lorenzo doesn't make for fascinating interview talk ... unless you start bullying him and making fun of him. This truly embarrassing moment is courtesy of the Jimmy Kimmel Show, in which comedian Jeffrey Ross - and South Park's Matt Stone and Trey Parker - rags on fellow guest Lamas, making things very awkward and uncomfortable to watch. Lamas, truly a douchebag, gets very angry.

Jeffrey Ross to LL: "You look like a gay race car driver!"

It is not as if he looks like a monster now. He just lost his great looks, but he is still kind of sexy in a trashy way this time...

R112 when he inevitably gets fired on "Celebrity Apprentice", as part of being on the show, he'll get to appear on "The Today Show" and "The Wendy Williams Show" the following day that the episode aired. He'll have 2 opportunities to sell his book.

LMFAO R114 Lorenzo hit the guy! he is insecure isn't he

Wow his dad was way hotter than he ever was

Why did they ask him to host a show judging peoples looks when he was at that stage in his life?

There is something inherently "porny" about him. His father taught him well.

When Lorenzo was on that show "Renegade", his mother Arlene guested on an episode.

"On tonight’s second episode of the back-to-back showings of Celebrity Apprentice, the contestant eliminated was … Lorenzo Lamas."

Buh-bye!

Never got his alleged appeal though he was great as GEICO'S spokesman for a while. Shame they let him go.

Lorenzo Lamas fired.

He has lots of money, they just hide the assets and then declare bankruptcy.

He wound up a lamist

He's morphed into Steven Tyler. And that is not a good thing.

In the OP photo what happened to his belly button?

Lorenzo and Tommy Lee could be brothers.

Seeing LA in a chopper with Lorenzo Lamas does seem like it would be interesting.

That guy in R7's photo is Bob Noll, one of the famous Noll Brothers (who weren't real brothers) gay porn stars of the 70's.

Obviously no proof the info is real, but the celebrity net worth sites claim he's currently worth $4 million.

Gonna be at the next CHILLER autograph show for a "Grease" reunion.

When people declare bankruptcy they shield assets. For instance 401Ks or trusts or even a safe deposit box full of cash.

He's a helicopter pilot who gives tours now.

r134 There's an extra charge for just you and the pilot (wink, wink).

I've always picked up a gay vibe from him. Maybe he experimented... as most men have, but...

I would have never guessed. He made two series and lots of money

[quote]as most men have

You're an idiot.

I will always love him.

He looks like the guy James Franco makes fun of in Disaster Artist.

R1, yes he is a big,dick, just like dad, who told Esther she couldn't see her first-marriage kids.

I can't believe his Falcon Crest character was called Lance Cumsoon!

There's "something" wrong with a man that has been married 5 times; has children everywhere; competes with his own son--A son who fucked his step-mom while she was married to his dad...

There's something off here...

Straights and their silly obsession with marriage and "doing the right thing" when you get a girl pregnant.

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R142, Lorenzo fucked Esther?!!

AJ Lamas -- Slept with father's playboy bunny wife

In a story that sounds more Soap Opera than reality, AJ Lamas, the now 25-year-old actor who's had recurring roles in "As the World Turns" and "American Family" is rumored to have had an affair with Shauna Sands, his father, actor Lorenzo Lamas's then playboy bunny wife.

The affair, which occured when Lamas was just 18, is apparently the reason for daddy's 2002 divorce.

According to Star Magazine, a friend of Lorenzo Lamas has said that "Shauna came on to A.J.", and that it was "it was the ultimate betrayal. Lorenzo had no idea; he was in the dark about the whole thing." He continues by saying, "He thought Shauna was acting like a mom to A.J." This, if true, was surely a big disappointment for Lamas. The romance between his wife and his son is said to have lasted for months before Lamas realized what was going on. However, since this was his fourth attempt at marriage, he might have been a bit more prepared for romantic disappointment than others. Especially considering that this is not the first time his divorce from Shauna Sands, filed for by Lorenzo Lamas in 2002, causes a soap opera style scandal.

"He thought Shauna was acting like a mom to Aj."

She was doing research for her part of Jocasta in the Los Feliz Community Theatre production of "Oedipus Rex."

He no look mahveloous.

Would you really want to be in a helicopter flown by that guy??

R148, Billy was so fucking cute.

From 2015

Never heard of him, and he is gross young and old. Yuck.

I'm sure if we dig hard enough there is a lot to find

He sure aged poorly considering how handsome he was

The expression on his torso says it all.

He's lost his mom's luscious lips and now has the ferret face of his father. And based on various photos, the same big cock. Don't think I'd want to be in a helicopter he's piloting.

Why is he so ugly now?

Retirement income such as a 401K can not be attached by anyone but the IRS.