What have been your experiences with sudden man-up-into-man?
Surprise anal
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 6, 2021 10:38 PM |
Miss you and all that goes with it. Especially my favorite tastes and colors . . . pink and brown.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 8, 2015 5:08 AM |
I'm one of the few that has had surprise anal as a top. I was just sitting in a sauna with an erection minding my own business, when some guy and just plopped his ass right on my dick.
I pushed him off.
Rude.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 8, 2015 5:15 AM |
Canteen boy took off his underpants
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 8, 2015 5:23 AM |
a boyfriend did indeed once fuck me once while sleeping, and I have to say, it was hot as hell.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 8, 2015 5:32 AM |
I admit with some shame that I fucked a gentleman who had passed out. I really wasn't worth it. He seemed not to remember it in the morning.
Another time, with a frequent -buddy, I just had to stop and go pee. I came back and just shoved it back in without thinking. Sadly, he had fallen asleep. I still remember that yowl.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 8, 2015 6:43 AM |
my boyfriend started playing with my butt while I was sleeping, I wasn't awake. as he started propping my hole more I groaned a bit awake, before I knew it he had condomed up and had his hard cock in my ass! I felt violated, he pinned me down, I whimpered the whole time. he eventually rolled off and we both went back to sleep. I loved every moment of it.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 8, 2015 2:25 PM |
I NEVER take my girdle off, so Surprise Anal is out of the question.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 8, 2015 3:22 PM |
I LOVE it
by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 13, 2015 3:51 PM |
Nausea and vomiting
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 13, 2015 3:57 PM |
Does surprise rimming count?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 13, 2015 4:10 PM |
Someone actually did give me suprise anal. We were preparing to fuck and he just sat on my dick as I was getting the condom out of its packet. It killed the moment.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 13, 2015 4:22 PM |
fuck me when I'm unaware
by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 13, 2015 5:38 PM |
I discovered my bf at the time was drugging me and inviting guys over to fuck me and then posting it all in a porn site as the "Narcoleptic Slut-Boy." I was on one of his computers - he does web site development and administration, and has a lot of equipment - and found the link on his Desktop, with a picture of me being dp'd.
There were dozens of videos, and the membership costs were really high. He even was selling me as an escort (Meet the Narcoleptic Slut-Boy Yourself!) for a lot of money. A LOT of money.
When I was at his place I'd always get real tired and fall asleep watching a movie or whatever. The next morning I'd wake up in bed. Sometimes I'd notice a different scent but he'd say it was a new cologne he was trying. I would ache and he had me thinking I had arthritis.
I owed him money so I didn't have him arrested and I made him take the site down. We still have sex once in a while but I make him pay me what he was getting from those guys. I don't think I caught anything, Thank God.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 13, 2015 5:47 PM |
LOL! that's pretty fascinating
by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 13, 2015 5:50 PM |
Surprise Amal? Why, it's not even her birthday!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 13, 2015 6:02 PM |
R5 is a rapist!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 13, 2015 6:02 PM |
R13, you're lucky you're alive.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 13, 2015 6:03 PM |
My surprise was, the first time a guy fucked me, just as he was sliding it in I ejaculated. I am not a bottom and the few times that I have bottomed this has never happened again.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 13, 2015 6:18 PM |
I pitched a tent while getting a massage once and the guy jumped up on the table and slid his ass over my cock. I think if he'd put a condom on me I might have felt differently but I pushed him off right away and freaked out.
I thought this is how it happens.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 13, 2015 7:13 PM |
It's never happened, if it did that would be rape.
I know a guy who was raped by his partner in that he was asleep and the partner fucked him like someone else posted about having happen to them.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 13, 2015 10:47 PM |
[quote]I NEVER take my girdle off, so Surprise Anal is out of the question.
Kevin Spacey is posting here again.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 13, 2015 11:24 PM |
Surprise anal often ends with a chili dog.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 13, 2015 11:44 PM |
what about poops?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 14, 2015 12:37 AM |
@R6 that never happened
by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 14, 2015 12:42 AM |
Largely pleasurable.
The larger, the better.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 14, 2015 12:43 AM |
Jesus Christ, R13! If that's true, I feel sorry for you.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 14, 2015 12:52 AM |
R21 w&w
by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 14, 2015 12:53 AM |
R(5) That sounds like rape.!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 14, 2015 2:58 AM |
R28, you don't need parens. Type "R" and put the number against it with no space. The DL turns it into a link.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 14, 2015 3:04 AM |
R29 Thank you.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | January 14, 2015 3:09 AM |
[quote] ...before I knew it he had condomed up...
Thanks for trying to make this sound sexy. But it didn't work.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | January 14, 2015 3:15 AM |
How does the top know the bottom is douched? If a guy tried to surprise fuck me he might be the one getting a surprise.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | January 14, 2015 3:17 AM |
Fat and over 50 here, and I love nude dancers. About 10 to 12 years ago I was in the Campus Bar in Montreal on Ste. Catherine in the Village. There was a nude dancer that got my attention. I decided to go with him into the private dance area. We went to the most secluded place back there. It was afternoon so no one else was there. He started the grinding with his back to me. He reached down, unzipped my pants, spit on his hand, lubed me up and sat on my dick. Totally unexpected and nothing like I had ever done with other dancers in Montreal or anywhere else. Quelle suprise, n'est-ce pas?.
Unfortunately I lasted less than a minute under the circumstances. It was probably one of the five best sexual experiences of my life. I tipped him well. Later that week I went back and arranged a meeting at my hotel.
Very nice guy. I have since found two porn clips of him on the net. No, I will not link them. I know, save it for nifty.org.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | January 14, 2015 3:32 AM |
Did you get an STD from him R33?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | January 14, 2015 4:12 AM |
I'm dissatisfied with surprise anal now
by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 3, 2015 1:38 PM |
What possible reason do you have not sharing his porn r33? Just you trying to feel like a special snowflake I guess.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 3, 2015 1:47 PM |
a special stud-muffin in fact
by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 3, 2015 1:50 PM |
I don't understand how you can be anally raped while sleeping. I'm a pretty sound sleeper but I think having a dick suddenly in my ass would wake me up. Maybe you're all just lose?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 3, 2015 1:56 PM |
Ash Brokaw what it is like.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 3, 2015 7:31 PM |
SURPRISE means never saying your sorry
by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 3, 2015 11:23 PM |
A rectal thermometer turns me into Camille. I can't imagine stealth anal would happen without me rousing from a sound sleep.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 3, 2015 11:37 PM |
[quote]your sorry
Oh, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | February 4, 2015 12:47 AM |
Surprise punctuation
by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 4, 2015 1:03 AM |
Robots talking to themselves.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 4, 2015 12:47 PM |
Hardly, you must be insane.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 4, 2015 12:55 PM |
I realized that I felt a bump in the night.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 3, 2015 1:49 PM |
Anal works best when it's not a surprise.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 3, 2015 1:55 PM |
First time I had sex with a former bf he prepared to fuck me. But I flipped him over and fucked him. He was surprised
by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 3, 2015 6:55 PM |
I was enjoying a great bj, he stopped for just a short moment. Next thing I know he's climbed on and I'm buried deep in him. It was great at 1st but then it clicked it was sans condom and I put a stop to it.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 3, 2015 7:14 PM |
My first time having gay sex was a surprise. I thought I was just getting fingered and that would be it. No. Thankfully I was clean.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 3, 2015 7:25 PM |
Your ass must be naturally very loose and pliable.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 4, 2015 1:01 PM |
hopefully there would be lots of corn, id wash it and then eat it for dinner
by Anonymous | reply 54 | March 12, 2015 6:58 PM |
When you have as much sex as I do, nothing is a surprise anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 12, 2015 7:00 PM |
I wonder what guys do when that happens
by Anonymous | reply 56 | March 13, 2015 12:43 AM |
Yuck
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 6, 2021 10:38 PM |