John Mayer just posted this pic of him in bed with another man

"Great skin"? Honey, I've seen Boris Vallejo calendar art that was less airbrushed.

fucking stupid

That airbrushing has to be part of the "joke"

Wow, he does have great skin. What's his skin regime? Does he use Proactive like his friend Adam Levine?

Where's the pic?

Who airbrushes candid photos??

Looks like CGI.

Looks like the start of CGI gay porn you see on xtube.

.......

I think that OP was serious about the "great skin".

He obviously is new to this Internet computer thing.

Let's be nice to him.

John Mayer's genetic map was constructed in the same unhygienic douche-specific Palo Alto lab facility where James Flacco was devised, correct?

He reminds me of a friend on Facebook. She's so generous with the airbrushing that she looks like a fucking cartoon character. Whenever people post photos like that I never ever think they look younger or better. They look desperate.

is he bi?

Yup.

The guy on the left is Ricky van Veen, fiancé of Peter Pan's Allison "Triple Non-Threat" Williams.

He's like the straight Dustin Lance Black in terms of how he carries himself. Mid-30s but refuses to acknowledge his true age...and dresses like he's 14. Fun fact: His mentor is Barry Diller. Make of that what you will.

I'm not sure, but I think that picture might be airbrushed.

How could you tell it was airbrushed? Did you enlarge it?

Why would Alison Williams' fiance be such close friends with John Mayer in the first place?

And, is AW bearding for him?

Their faces look like melted plastic, R17. You don't need to enlarge the pic, you can see the airbrushing from outer space.

Was that shot with the Lucy "Mame" lens?

John Mayer's soulless "soulful" warblings heard in supermarkets across America give me a kind of extra cold douche chills. He's on Satan's beach cookout playlist, definitely.

I don't think it's photoshopped. They're young. When I was young I had skin like that too.

They look like Sims. And that poor Ricky fellow is missing a nostril. Covered in airbrush paint, I suppose.

R22: Normal people have these things called pores...

lmfao some of you can't tell they photoshopped their skin? If you can't tell it looks unnatural you're an idiot. Plus Mayer is NOT young. He's like 37

John is known to have gay friends, why should this be a surprise?

I didn't have pores when I was young. I took good care of my skin.

Exactly, R27. And some men's nostrils don't develop until their early 30s. Can't believe so many people here don't know this.

That creature with him is shocking.

So did they photoshop Ricky's mouth too? Because that smile does not look natural.

That is just creepy. Really, really creepy.

They both look as thought they were about to be caught in the act.

They look like those plastic dummies that are sold at porn sites.

R4/R17/R22 can't be serious right? I have a hard time believing people are really that dumb.

Look! I've meet John Mayer in person, and he has great skin. That is not photoshopped!

Sitting, fully clothed, on the edge of a bed does NOT constitute "in bed with another man."

Besides, Mayer publicly acknowledged his bisexuality years ago - so it is hardly breaking news.

Definitely P-H-O-T-O-S-H-O-P-P-E-D

The rest of you put on your glasses.

Not only is it photoshopped, it's clearly the "remove noise" filter standard to the iPhone or iPad version of PhotoShop. One click and everyone looks like a waxworks. Truly, one click.

How is it possible that there are people here who think that's the natural state of the faces of these two sallow-looking men?

It's a filter, you fucktards!

They look like Pedo Ken and Douchebag Ken dolls.

Jessica Simpson has said he has great skin and there was an article that revealed his skincare routine. So I believe that's his real skin.

Everyone has met John Mayer, r34. He will, literally, go to the opening of an envelope.

Why the criticism on Mayer? He is bisexual, and has supported his gays. He would never photoshop his picture on Instagram, he's the real deal.

The jealousy on Mayer is really uncalled for, he is still a young guy.

Mayer is into scat. And probably photoshopped this as a joke.

Link please to John Mahler's bisexuality?

[quote]Jessica Simpson has said he has great skin and there was an article that revealed his skincare routine. So I believe that's his real skin.

I believe it, have you guys seen any of John's concerts on video? Backstage he likes to dress up, and look nice for his fans. Obviously, he takes care of himself.

Any sighted person can clearly spot that this picture is PhotoShopped. It's not a criticism of him, it's not "hate." It's just obvious. So, in response to "why all the criticism," I ask, "why the blind devotion" to be as deluded as to think a celebrity wouldn't photoshop an Instagram pic. They ALL do it.

Who the fuck is this loon at R34/R42 etc who doesn't understand what a filter is and thinks it is insulting to point out the obvious, and actually says things like "support his gays?" Why did you stumble here?

You just select the area, then choose the Great Skin filter from the Filters menu. It's a snap!

You should be supporting Mayer, instead of criticizing him. Oh, I forgot, this is Datalounge.

Yes r13 John is bisexual

R42 is like the DL Hate Troll. If you mention that some celeb put ketchup on a hamburger, that means you hate that celeb.

r49, I don't hate Mayer, but I do hate you. Are you an 11 year old girl?

Stating a fact about someone or something does not mean that one isn't supporting that individual.

Weird.

John is a douche bag. He's a kiss and tell dickhead and claims his penis is racist. Everyone who knew him in Atlanta thinks he's dirty. Steal your songs, your drummer your, girlfriend and give you herpes.

And that is the beauty filter. The next one up enlarges the eyes and applies makeup.

Damn you, r50. My eyes may never recover. That photo burned a hole in both my retinas. I should send you the bill for my Ophthalmology care. Mayer and Richard Simmons, seperated at birth. And still wearing their dayglo ball cosies.

Ricky Van Peen looks like Alison Williams in drag. Put a jaunty green cap on him and HE could be Peter Pan.

Are we sure that isn't DL icon Tig Notaro in bed with John Mayer?

I'm tired of people like R57 saying mean things about TIg Notaro just because she likes getting things off her chest.

Anchors Aweigh r9, LOL at that one

Damn, that is creepy. The one on the left looks like a SIMS character. Was that on purpose?

his sexuality is irrelevant - this photo is more down to his being a famewhore in need of attention.

Happy new year from John Mayer's great skin!!!

R53 - interesting. What's the story with the drummer? Which drummer? Stephen Chopek or JJ Johnson? Why did David LaBruyere leave the band? It seems that David started to fall out of grace as Chad gained more control over the John Mayer sound. It's a shame. The stuff since 2008 has been meh. People will look back and point to 2001 to 2006 as the prime years for his music.

He's flawless, poreless wrinkle-free perfection.

Mayer's alleged proclamation of his bisexuality doesn't exist. It was dreamed up by tweaked out Olmec head Perez Hilton.

Mayers "shrugs off" what Hilton says. Hardly the brave gay supporting bisexual some delusional stan is claiming him to be.

He IS bisexual! He used to date Adam Levine.

Well the guy on the left looks like he's about to burst into flames, so that could account for the "melted plastic" look, r19? And LOL at r16

Urine is great for the complexion.

He is the gay

WHO bumped this? F and mother effing F!!