My Affair with Ceaser Romero in 1959
First in a biographical series retrospective of my life
1959 Miami Beach April I was working as a cocktail singer at the lounge at the Fountianbleau Hotel in Miami Beach, I finished my last show at 11pm , little did i know that Cesar Romero had seen my show, he came back to my dressing room and invited me to take a midnight drive .
I quickly freshened up and slipped into a black christian dior dress with red sling backs. Caesar drove his emerald green Cadillac Elder ado convertible and picked me up at the hotels entrance, I felt like a princess !!!! We drove out to a swampy area and he stopped the car.
He had brought along some rum and coke a cola and we drank our cocktails while leaning on the hood of the Cadillac watching the full moon shadowed by the palm and cypress trees.
He suddenly pulled me close to him and could see the intensity in his eyes. I could smell his bay rum cologne and felt the "excitement" building in his loins. I knew my moment of ecstasy was at hand.
I was strangely attracted yet hesitant about his advances so I broke our embrace and stepped back. I accidentally stepped into the swamp , a flamingo flew out of the brush and scared me, my sling back shoes got stuck in the mud. Caesar picked me up in his arms and placed me on the still warm hood of the Cadillac, the full moon shined behind him and I could not resist his advances, he slowly removed my dress luckily in those days I was slim and trim and I did not have to wear constricting foundation garments so dress removal was easy, he was gentle yet forceful. I do not remember much after that, however I did hit my head on the hood ornament at some point.
It seemed like hours but in reality our ecstasy lasted only 10 minutes, Cesar had a "control" isssue he drove me back to the Fountianbleau , we did not talk .
Contraception in those days was not very effective, a month later I found myself on a plane incognito flying to Cuba to go to a clinic in Havana for an "operation" The next time I saw Caesar was when he was on Batman. I will never regret our night of romantic ecstasy!!!
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 81||01/13/2021|
At least it only took you three tries to spell his name correctly.
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 1||12/16/2014|
I know my dear, the arthritis in my right hand is somewhat troubling, and my gay grandson purchased a speech to text program that has proven unreliable. The other day I used the word “ proficiency “ and the software typed “promiscuity “
I cursed at my autographed picture of June Allyson and promptly felt moisture in my Depends undergarment. Is she speaking to me from the beyond????
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 2||12/16/2014|
good lord !!! an operation in Mexico? Did it involve lysol and coathangers ?
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 3||01/06/2015|
Added bonus: Every Miami/Latin America cliché got used in the story.
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 4||01/06/2015|
[quote]good lord !!! an operation in Mexico?
Havana, Cuba isn't in Mexico R3. Get a map.
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 5||01/06/2015|
was this a man or woman relating this story?
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 6||01/06/2015|
This is elder fart bullshit. .. But you all realized that, right?
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 9||01/06/2015|
fake account making fun of elders
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 10||01/06/2015|
You can practically hear "La Cucaracha" playing in the distance!
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 12||01/06/2015|
[quote]I felt like a princess !!!!
Many of Cesar Romero's pick-ups made this claim.
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 13||01/06/2015|
'...on the way back to the hotel we did not talk..'
...as my mouth was full of his manly secretions...
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 14||01/06/2015|
As told to Liz Smith . . .
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 15||01/06/2015|
She must have been the most obvious drag queen of all time. Mr Romero was well known to see someone's bulge from a mile away. The only way he was going to be with a chick was if she had a dick.
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 16||01/06/2015|
They wer at the Fountianbleau Hotel but had to go to the Everglades to fuck?
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 17||01/06/2015|
Joan devouring Cesar's lips
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 18||01/06/2015|
Cesar was the Gio Benitez of the '50s.
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 19||01/06/2015|
R14 I did not engage Ceaser in any type of oral sodomy, I used Pepsodent toothpaste at the time and although my teeth were white they were very sensative especially to those manly secreations !!
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 20||01/06/2015|
R16 Young man I have fully functioning "lady parts " right up until 1988! However your point is well taken, Cesar did mutter the word "greek" throughout our encounter. I was perplexed ? Was he hungry ? Did he want a Gyro or a Greek salad?
Years later in 1965 I was having lunch with Adam West in what is now know as West Hollywood, I had mentioned our encounter, he related to me a rather scandalous story regarding him, Cesar and Mickey Hargitay that took place in a steam room at a health club !!!! I was appalled !!!
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 21||01/06/2015|
First In A Biographical Series. ...
And may we request it be your last ???
Dated .....now from Aunt Mimi's Gay Twink Great Grandson ??
Might be more interesting
Assuming you actually gave birth to a child instead of "abet, abort,abort' them all
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 22||01/06/2015|
Oh ,,,read more of this thread ...
Gay grandson will do.
Sorry for assuming you were that kind of woman
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 23||01/06/2015|
He bent me over the hood and entered me from behind. He even threw my dress over my head and had me grunt like a chico.
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 24||01/06/2015|
R24 Young man how appalling that you have chosen to soil my memories that I most graciously sharing !!! Cesar never treated me as a migrant worker !!
However there was this encounter with William Conrad, but I will save that for next series of biographical retrospectives.
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 25||01/06/2015|
Aunt Mimi where is the William Conrad story ?????
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 26||01/29/2015|
Why don't I tell you my Ricardo Montalban story instead? He also entered me from behind.
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 27||01/29/2015|
Yes she did have sex with Ricardo in the Chrysler Cordoba in 1975, Mimi was a squirter and stained the back seat , all over the "Corinthian Leather"
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 28||01/29/2015|
I had sex in an AMC Pacer with Charles Neilsen Reilly . We got heatstroke from all that glass!
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 29||01/29/2015|
Um. No. Decidedly, definitely, definitively no.
No in the abrupt manner of Marilyn smacking the young men's faces and heads with her fan at the start of "Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend" in GENTLEMEN PREFER BLONDES.
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 30||01/29/2015|
This is too damn not to bump
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 31||03/23/2015|
I still can't look at a glass coffee table without bringing up bile.
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 33||03/24/2015|
He ravaged me like a banana plantation worker!
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 34||03/26/2015|
I told him I loved him, and he said, "Thank you!"
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 35||03/26/2015|
[quote]Caesar drove his emerald green Cadillac Elder ado convertible and picked me up at the hotels entrance, I felt like a princess !!!!
I'll bet you did, Mary!
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 36||03/26/2015|
Did Caesar Romero ever get it on with Ramone Navarro? Forgive me father for my spelling. I heard that they once had a threesome with the kid who played elephant boy. I forget his name as well but he always wore a turban no matter what part he played.
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 38||07/29/2015|
[quote]Years later in 1965 I was having lunch with Adam West in what is now know as West Hollywood,
Fascinating. In 1965 the city that is now West Hollywood was simply known as West Hollywood.
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 39||07/29/2015|
He admitted publicly to fucking Desi Arnaz.
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 40||07/29/2015|
R37 bumps a thread that has a Facebook link that doesn't work
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 41||07/29/2015|
He didn't fuck Desi Arnaz; he blew him.
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 44||05/27/2016|
Tell 'em about the time you met George Maharis at the Shell station on the corner of Hollywood & Vine.
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 45||05/27/2016|
I can still remember the sensation of Vincent Price's breath in my ear as he whispered that I had the most fabulous taffeta dress he had ever seen! SWOOOON!!!
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 46||05/27/2016|
[quote]He didn't fuck Desi Arnaz; he blew him.
Oh, honey -- who didn't?
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 47||05/27/2016|
R38, do you mean Sabu? He was hot. I'd cream in my briefs if I found out he liked fucking men.
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 48||05/27/2016|
Romero was a registered Republican and in October 1960 he appeared in the Nixon-Lodge Bumper Sticker Motorcade Campaign.
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 49||05/28/2016|
0.5/10. Just not very funny. Kind of on a Helen Lawson thread level of funny, if you know what I mean, OP.
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 50||05/28/2016|
But I would have to say that Van Johnson was the hottest by far. He absolutely ravaged me.
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 51||05/28/2016|
Hey - I enjoyed OP's story and all the comments. Thanks !!
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 52||05/28/2016|
Is Aunt Mimi also Gio's abuela?
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 53||05/28/2016|
OP, I think you're talking about Seizure Romero.
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 55||10/08/2017|
"George Maharis at the Shell station"
R45, you do realize that you're going to receive responses from about 50 guys.
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 57||10/08/2017|
R20, did Ceaser's seacretions seam smeagmal?
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 58||10/08/2017|
Why did you have to travel to Cuba to get the semen from your anal cavity? Couldn't you just have a nice enema? Administered by a cute cabana boy.
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 59||10/08/2017|
When he removed his hot latin pinga From your overly pulsating mussy Did he finish you off with the hood ornament, which you now keep On your mantelpiece as a sort of sexual Oscar.
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 60||10/08/2017|
Did you hear faint echoes of Bobaloooooooo in the bristle of the swaying palms as he filled you With his pineapple coconut scented Manhood.
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 61||10/08/2017|
I love that Cesar Romero gave Desi Arnaz a blowjob. It blows up everyone's assumptions about married, seemingly exclusively heterosexual men.
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 62||10/09/2017|
And just who has those assumptions?
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 63||10/09/2017|
I loved the way Ceasar slathered me from head to toe in his famous salad dressing (he had a patent on it! ), then proceeded to lick it off me. He applied it with particular liberalism to my nips and my downthere, and when working on those areas, he'd joke about my tasty "onion bulbs." Oh, I miss Cee!
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 65||07/08/2018|
R65, did he stick a piece of parsley in your asscrack?
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 68||07/08/2018|
Why do I sense most of this story and the others are true?
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 69||07/24/2018|
None of this is true. There wasn’t enough money in the world to get me near a woman’s hoo-hah.
If you’d like to hear about me servicing Desi Arnaz, though, just let me know!
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 70||07/24/2018|
She put her Dior on for a cheap fuck on his car??? SMH
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 71||07/24/2018|
[quote] did he stick a piece of parsley in your asscrack?
Cesar preferred cilantro.
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 72||07/24/2018|
I don't see anything here about orange or tangerine slices.
Gilbert Gottfried maintains that Butch Romero enjoyed removing his clothes on the "Batman" set and have crew members toss citrus slices at him.
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 73||07/24/2018|
We need some levity during these tough times my child, I am documenting an additional encounter I had during the early 60s that will be out shortly.
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 76||07/26/2020|
[quote]1959 Miami Beach April I was working as a cocktail singer at the lounge at the Fountianbleau Hotel in Miami Beach
What the hell is a "cocktail singer?" I've heard of cocktail dresses and cocktail lounges, but never a cocktail singer.
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 77||07/27/2020|
You obliviously hail from a limited and sheltered upbringing my child .
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 78||07/27/2020|
Bump This Thread MADE my Sunday !
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 79||12/06/2020|
[quote]rum and coke a cola
I'm laughing too hard to "oh dear."
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 80||12/06/2020|
I bump this with joy in my heart and rum in my soul Here's to better 2022!!!
|by Aunt Mimi ||reply 81||01/13/2021|