What is it? Please share it with us! This wins my vote. Its so gross but I just can't stop laughing and listening. Its just like an audio car-wreck!
If there were a song titled "Pussy Cow" it would make me laugh because pussy cow always makes me laugh.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 19, 2014 3:31 AM |
MOIST VAGINA by Nirvana. On their In Utero album, it was the B-side of "All Apologies". I did not accept the apology.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 19, 2014 3:32 AM |
Vibeology by Paula Abdul.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 19, 2014 3:38 AM |
Whip It by Devo
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 19, 2014 3:42 AM |
I heard somewhere that Nillson's song "Lime in the Coconut" was supposed to be about an acid trip he had been on.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 19, 2014 3:53 AM |
Bye Bye American Pie and the fucker just never ends.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 19, 2014 3:59 AM |
Any song that's been thoroughly mutilated by Bearforce One.
And still sizzling under the Hot 100, Los del Rio's MACARENA!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 19, 2014 4:01 AM |
Body and Soul - Manhattan Transfer
It's the anti-melody
I of course didn't include rap among the choices since it's not music and therefore can't constitute a song.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 19, 2014 4:20 AM |
"Holiday Road" by Lindsey Buckingham
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 19, 2014 4:28 AM |
Hands down, it's this...
And I HATE gaybys who think this song is hilarious or (even worse) anthemic.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 19, 2014 4:28 AM |
The Christmas Shoes will always win this contest....always
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 19, 2014 4:29 AM |
That AZIS clip is pretty hot, R17!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 19, 2014 4:33 AM |
Where the hell did you find that r17? Hilariously awful.
Barbie Girl was social satire. I think it's a cute little song but it obviously rubs a lot of people the wrong way.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 19, 2014 4:37 AM |
It's gonna be the best day of your fucking li-i-i-i-fe.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 19, 2014 4:41 AM |
Sweet caroline. FUCKING HATE IT
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 19, 2014 4:48 AM |
“Feelings” by Morris Albert
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 19, 2014 4:53 AM |
I believe it was comedy writer Michael O'Donoghue who said that "Hey, Look Me Over" is the worst song ever written. I think he may have a point.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 19, 2014 6:08 AM |
booty by jennifer lopez. wtf was she thinking when she wrote it!? and that video makes me more gay if that was possible!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 19, 2014 6:17 AM |
"Scream and Shout" by will.i.am featuring Britney Spears
I can't believe this charted so high. There's a part of the song when both go "oh-we-oh-we-oh-we-oh". I mean we knew it would be shitty if these 2 non-talents combined their shittiness, but the song is shockingly bad.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 19, 2014 7:27 AM |
"Silent Night" murdered by Taylor Swift. I once saw a description of her version of this Christmas song as sounding like a sheep giving birth to triplets.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 19, 2014 11:37 AM |
-Whip My Hair (Willow Smith) -Bye Bye Bye (N'Sync) -My Humps (Black Eyed Peas) -Ice Ice Baby (Vanilla Ice) -You're Having My Baby (Paul Anka) -You're Beautiful (James Blunt) -Bad Day (Daniel Powder) -Blurred Lines (Robin Thicke) -anything from Lady Gaga, Nickelback, Avril Lavigne, Iggy Azalea, Bieber, Miley or Britney -They're Coming to Take Me Away Ha Ha -anything from Fergie's album The Dutchess
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 19, 2014 12:41 PM |
Awww, R14 - that song ain't so bad. It makes me smile because my friend, Kim, got the nickname 'Kimmie Coco Puff' for being a pothead.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 19, 2014 12:47 PM |
R29 stole my answer. So I'll go with the lesser-known but equally atrocious auto-tune mess that one of the Guidice daughters released.
Just a suggestion for folks - if you're linking to a video, you may want to identify the song in your post too. If a thread lasts for a while and the link gets broken, we have no idea what song you're naming.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 19, 2014 12:52 PM |
Rock me Amadeus by Falco
I wanna be a cowboy
I don't remember the name of the "artist"
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 19, 2014 1:00 PM |
I think we've got all the bases covered with this one.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 19, 2014 3:12 PM |
Worst Songs:
I Am Woman - Helen Reddy
Muskrat Love - Captain & Tennille
Royals - Lorde
I hate all three of those (equally) with a passion.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 19, 2014 3:55 PM |
I've heard too many bad songs to say one is the absolute worst.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 19, 2014 4:25 PM |
Anything by Tom Petty. Worse than nails on a chalkboard.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 19, 2014 4:46 PM |
[quote]Barbie Girl was social satire. I think it's a cute little song but it obviously rubs a lot of people the wrong way.
Because the production is so goddamn annoying. It's shrill, hyperactive and in-your-face, and the cutesy vocals don't help much.
R25: If you dislike Morris Albert's version of that song, maybe you should listen to it being sung by someone who can actually feel whatever feeling can be gotten out of this song, in this case Nina Simone:
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 19, 2014 4:55 PM |
The Way You Make Me Feel by Michael Jackson
My Humps by Black-Eyed Peas
Boogie Fever by The Sylvers
Cherry Pie by Warrant
Don't Go Breaking My Heart by Elton & Kiki
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 19, 2014 5:10 PM |
The theme from [italic]Friends[/italic]. Simply insufferable.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 19, 2014 5:12 PM |
Whatever that "High All the Time" bullshit song is. It sucks.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 19, 2014 5:17 PM |
Muskrat Love - The Captain & Tennille You're Having My Baby - Paul Anka Billy Don't Be a Hero - Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods Seasons in the Sun - Terry Jacks Disco Duck - Rick Dees
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 19, 2014 5:25 PM |
That 'What If God Was One Of Us' song from the '90s. Pure dreck.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 19, 2014 5:26 PM |
Snap!'s Rhythm is a Dancer.
'I'm as serious as cancer/ When I say that rhythm is a dancer'
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 19, 2014 5:31 PM |
"We Go Together" by the Livvy, John, and the Cast of Grease. Hate that movie, hate that song.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 19, 2014 5:31 PM |
My Humps by Black Eyed Peas. And it has stiff competition from within the BEPs oeuvre, alone.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 19, 2014 5:33 PM |
Do You Know The Way To San Jose? by Dionne Warwick. It makes me nauseous.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 19, 2014 5:34 PM |
Graduation(Friends Forever) by Vitamin C. It was played at my cousin's high school graduation. Everyone was crying. It was hilarious.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 19, 2014 5:39 PM |
We Are The Fucking World (1985).
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 19, 2014 5:51 PM |
Tie between "You Light Up My Life" and "I've Never Been to Me."
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 19, 2014 5:52 PM |
Absolutely, R54. I have hated those songs since childhood.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 19, 2014 5:53 PM |
Sue Wilkinson's 'You've Got To Be A Hustler...' I've posted this before and am surprised it hasn't become a DL favourite. I wonder what happened to her?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 19, 2014 6:02 PM |
Fingernails on Chalkboard for Me:
"The Main Event" - Barbra Streisand
"If You Leave Me Now" - Chicago
"That's What Friends Are For" - Dionne Warwick & "Friends"
"You Light Up My Life" - Debby Boone
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 19, 2014 6:09 PM |
"Look Away" by Chicago, pathetically maudlin ballad that borders on camp
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 19, 2014 6:45 PM |
Do They Know It's Christmas
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 19, 2014 6:52 PM |
Afternoon Delight - Starland Vocal Band
Everything Is Beautiful - Ray Stevens
Brand New Key - Melanie
My Humps - Black-Eyed Peas
Wannabe - Spice Girls
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 19, 2014 6:53 PM |
Leading by a mile, the musical Violation of Human Rights that is, My Humps.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 19, 2014 7:35 PM |
I met a girl down at the disco
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff
Milky, milky cocoa
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 19, 2014 7:37 PM |
Once there was a girl who something someing doesn't matter all you hear's my deep voice. Mmmm Mmmm, forget the name unless that's it, Mmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 19, 2014 8:08 PM |
We have a new masterpiece of god-awfulness in Taylor Swift's "Shake It Off."
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 19, 2014 9:08 PM |
"Everybody (Backstreet's Back)" had some of the most awful, douchebaggiest lyrics of any song written before "Blurred Lines" came out. And since it was marketed towards preteen girls, it makes me sick to my stomach to listen to it.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 19, 2014 11:55 PM |
I actually liked The Black Eyed Peas until the moment I heard " I gotta feeling". It is the blandest of David Guetta's songs. After that song, they only got more laughable. Their Superbowl Performance with Usher was the second worst in history next to Madonna's. Actually, it might be worse. They are a band that made a lot of money off of EDM music, but their music was best before that.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | November 19, 2014 11:59 PM |
Did you know that the English actor Trevor Peacock also wrote the Herman's Hermits hit "Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter"? He also had a stab at American-style rockabilly:
by Anonymous | reply 70 | November 20, 2014 12:07 AM |
Yes Sir, I Can Boogie - Baccarat
What's Going On? - 4 Non Blondes
Did It All for the Nookie - Limp Bizkit
Butterfly Kisses - Bob Carlisle
by Anonymous | reply 71 | November 20, 2014 8:14 PM |
The Birdie Song
by Anonymous | reply 72 | November 20, 2014 8:30 PM |
Totally disagree, R4 .
That song is prescient and only becomes more and more relevant as time marches on.
Doesn't have the greatest melody, by it is haunting in its own way.
I think people on acid would probably appreciate it more than others.
Am I wrong, DL? You're opinion means SO much to me.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | November 20, 2014 8:32 PM |
[quote]What's Going On? - 4 Non Blondes
My God, how did I forget this one? Never met anyone who liked this song.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | November 20, 2014 8:34 PM |
r74, I like it. Indeed, I've never understood the hate for it.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | November 20, 2014 8:43 PM |
"Shallow" Lady Gaga
by Anonymous | reply 76 | November 24, 2018 8:13 PM |