Tried all sorts of Parmesan cheese and it all does the same thing. I have to use a scrub brush on my fine silver and china to get the shit off! Anyone know why this particular cheese does this! -- Signed, Sexually Frustrated Cheese-Loving Male Houseboy
Why Does Parmesan Cheese Always Sticks to Fork Tines and Plates! It's Hard to Clean Off!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | January 27, 2020 2:17 AM |
Because it's a very high protein and relatively high fat cheese.
Similar to cooked eggs being hard to wash off plates.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 1, 2014 10:31 PM |
Low fat, r1.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 1, 2014 10:51 PM |
Because it doesn't want to go down your nasty drain hole.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 1, 2014 11:03 PM |
I wipe it off with paper towels.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 1, 2014 11:05 PM |
$18, for this.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 1, 2014 11:10 PM |
Who is this $18 troll? He's popping up on every thread.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 1, 2014 11:21 PM |
Parmesan is the K-Fed of cheeses.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 2, 2014 12:20 AM |
I bought shredded parmesan at Whole Food to sprinkle on my Gluten free Ravioli.
It was heaven!
But what a beast getting it off of the flatware.
Its awful.
I just run it under as warm water as i could stand and scrape it off with my fingers before I wash it.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 2, 2014 12:53 AM |
Everyday dinnerware goes in the dishwasher so no problem, anything antique or hand painted that has to be hand washed you leave to soak in hot water before washing.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 2, 2014 1:02 AM |
I guess someone gave a Wi-Fi password to the Help.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 2, 2014 1:04 AM |
I'll be happy to clean the cheese from your forks AND your dinner plates, OP.
I'm sincerely sorry that life is so very fucking difficult for you.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 2, 2014 1:07 AM |
I don't give a fuck what the rest of you think, I love this OP because this bugs the shit out of me, too. It's even a pain in the ass if you want to toss the parm into the pot with drained pasta.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 2, 2014 1:08 AM |
"Fine silver & china" SNORT!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 2, 2014 1:17 AM |
"Gluten free ravioli" SNORT!!!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 2, 2014 1:20 AM |
"Hand painted"
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 2, 2014 1:21 AM |
snort.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 2, 2014 1:22 AM |
R12 ever heard of nonstick cookware!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 2, 2014 1:48 AM |
[quote]Signed, Sexually Frustrated Cheese-Loving Male Houseboy
Are there female houseboys?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 2, 2014 1:52 AM |
R17, I have and after a while, it's bullshit.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 2, 2014 1:54 AM |
I love parmesan
Let them soak in water before you wash
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 2, 2014 1:57 AM |
Just get some Chinet plates and plastic silverware so that we don't have to listen to your candy-ass whining.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 2, 2014 2:02 AM |
Is this a stealth uncut thread????
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 2, 2014 2:06 AM |
As R20 says, soak in warm water until the cheese softens. Borax or baking soda ( dissolved, or directly on the cheese) should remove it w/o damaging drlicate silverware or china.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 2, 2014 2:10 AM |
That's so cheesy, R22 !
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 2, 2014 2:11 AM |
I have beautiful china but since I have severe spine problems I can't bend I stopped using anything breakable, no real china, glasses or even things in jars. If I buy a jar of pickles I put them into plastic containers as soon s I get them home. Anyway, I found this microwave safe set of heavy plastic plates, cups, saucers, bowls etc. at Target. Totally unbreakable. And I discovered that while it does stain (especially since I picked white and love red sauce) things really do not stick to it. Cleanup is very easy and I use a lot of Parm and other cheeses.
Of course if you have a lot of company that might not be an option.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 2, 2014 3:11 AM |
So... I'm guessing you've never inherited anything R13-R16? Sucks to be you.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 2, 2014 3:28 AM |
While on the topic, notice how peanut butter, if left on the knife, doesn't wash off properly in the dishwasher? It stains the stainless.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 2, 2014 3:33 AM |
High fat R2, one of the highest fat cheeses there is.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 2, 2014 11:36 AM |
I hate how hard it is to wash off Ranch dressing from bowls and plates. That stuff just smears around. Oh, and leftover grits and mashed potatoes in a saucepan - what a mess. You gotta let those soak.
Don't get me started on certain cold cereals that cement onto bowls unless you give it a quick rinse before leaving the bowl in the sink.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 2, 2014 12:06 PM |
Just make something else for dinner.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 2, 2014 12:22 PM |
Think about what it is doing in your system OMG
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 2, 2014 12:24 PM |
[quote]I have to use a scrub brush on my fine silver and china
MARY!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 2, 2014 12:35 PM |
Big problems... oh well.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 2, 2014 2:43 PM |
Those of you who own dishwashers, consider yourselves lucky.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 2, 2014 3:17 PM |
Battery acid does wonders.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 2, 2014 5:08 PM |
I just had to clean a cheesy pan and I mixed water with vinegar and put on stove at medium heat for about 20 minutes. Wiped it off with a paper towel. It worked wonderfully!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | January 26, 2020 8:59 PM |
Do what I do! I eat off paper plates and use plastic forks! Fuck the environment! My time is more precious cuz a girl's gotta preen!!!
by Anonymous | reply 37 | January 26, 2020 9:04 PM |
R34, 75% of American households have dishwashers. Apparently, we're a lucky country.
OP, rinse the plates and forks in hot water and scrub them briefly with the rough side of a sponge before you put them in the d/w. If you're part of the unlucky 25% or are using non-dishwasher-safe heirlooms, you have to scrub plates and utensils in hot, soapy water anyway, so what's the problem?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | January 26, 2020 10:21 PM |
Frau cunt thread.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | January 26, 2020 10:27 PM |
Suggestion: stop eating cheese that smells like vomit.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | January 27, 2020 1:07 AM |
Few of you have ever eaten the real thing.
The stuff sold in the US is faux Parmigiano unless it's imported.
Parmigiano is like Champagne in that the only actual Champagne comes from a specific region of France.
I use the fake stuff too....but it's nothing like the freshly grated real thing.
The real stuff BTW is low fat and I've never had it stick to silverware.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | January 27, 2020 2:17 AM |