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Why Does Parmesan Cheese Always Sticks to Fork Tines and Plates! It's Hard to Clean Off!

Tried all sorts of Parmesan cheese and it all does the same thing. I have to use a scrub brush on my fine silver and china to get the shit off! Anyone know why this particular cheese does this! -- Signed, Sexually Frustrated Cheese-Loving Male Houseboy

by Anonymousreply 41January 27, 2020 2:17 AM

Because it's a very high protein and relatively high fat cheese.

Similar to cooked eggs being hard to wash off plates.

by Anonymousreply 1November 1, 2014 10:31 PM

Low fat, r1.

by Anonymousreply 2November 1, 2014 10:51 PM

Because it doesn't want to go down your nasty drain hole.

by Anonymousreply 3November 1, 2014 11:03 PM

I wipe it off with paper towels.

by Anonymousreply 4November 1, 2014 11:05 PM

$18, for this.

by Anonymousreply 5November 1, 2014 11:10 PM

Who is this $18 troll? He's popping up on every thread.

by Anonymousreply 6November 1, 2014 11:21 PM

Parmesan is the K-Fed of cheeses.

by Anonymousreply 7November 2, 2014 12:20 AM

I bought shredded parmesan at Whole Food to sprinkle on my Gluten free Ravioli.

It was heaven!

But what a beast getting it off of the flatware.

Its awful.

I just run it under as warm water as i could stand and scrape it off with my fingers before I wash it.

by Anonymousreply 8November 2, 2014 12:53 AM

Everyday dinnerware goes in the dishwasher so no problem, anything antique or hand painted that has to be hand washed you leave to soak in hot water before washing.

by Anonymousreply 9November 2, 2014 1:02 AM

I guess someone gave a Wi-Fi password to the Help.

by Anonymousreply 10November 2, 2014 1:04 AM

I'll be happy to clean the cheese from your forks AND your dinner plates, OP.

I'm sincerely sorry that life is so very fucking difficult for you.

by Anonymousreply 11November 2, 2014 1:07 AM

I don't give a fuck what the rest of you think, I love this OP because this bugs the shit out of me, too. It's even a pain in the ass if you want to toss the parm into the pot with drained pasta.

by Anonymousreply 12November 2, 2014 1:08 AM

"Fine silver & china" SNORT!

by Anonymousreply 13November 2, 2014 1:17 AM

"Gluten free ravioli" SNORT!!!

by Anonymousreply 14November 2, 2014 1:20 AM

"Hand painted"

by Anonymousreply 15November 2, 2014 1:21 AM

snort.

by Anonymousreply 16November 2, 2014 1:22 AM

R12 ever heard of nonstick cookware!

by Anonymousreply 17November 2, 2014 1:48 AM

[quote]Signed, Sexually Frustrated Cheese-Loving Male Houseboy

Are there female houseboys?

by Anonymousreply 18November 2, 2014 1:52 AM

R17, I have and after a while, it's bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 19November 2, 2014 1:54 AM

I love parmesan

Let them soak in water before you wash

by Anonymousreply 20November 2, 2014 1:57 AM

Just get some Chinet plates and plastic silverware so that we don't have to listen to your candy-ass whining.

by Anonymousreply 21November 2, 2014 2:02 AM

Is this a stealth uncut thread????

by Anonymousreply 22November 2, 2014 2:06 AM

As R20 says, soak in warm water until the cheese softens. Borax or baking soda ( dissolved, or directly on the cheese) should remove it w/o damaging drlicate silverware or china.

by Anonymousreply 23November 2, 2014 2:10 AM

That's so cheesy, R22 !

by Anonymousreply 24November 2, 2014 2:11 AM

I have beautiful china but since I have severe spine problems I can't bend I stopped using anything breakable, no real china, glasses or even things in jars. If I buy a jar of pickles I put them into plastic containers as soon s I get them home. Anyway, I found this microwave safe set of heavy plastic plates, cups, saucers, bowls etc. at Target. Totally unbreakable. And I discovered that while it does stain (especially since I picked white and love red sauce) things really do not stick to it. Cleanup is very easy and I use a lot of Parm and other cheeses.

Of course if you have a lot of company that might not be an option.

by Anonymousreply 25November 2, 2014 3:11 AM

So... I'm guessing you've never inherited anything R13-R16? Sucks to be you.

by Anonymousreply 26November 2, 2014 3:28 AM

While on the topic, notice how peanut butter, if left on the knife, doesn't wash off properly in the dishwasher? It stains the stainless.

by Anonymousreply 27November 2, 2014 3:33 AM

High fat R2, one of the highest fat cheeses there is.

by Anonymousreply 28November 2, 2014 11:36 AM

I hate how hard it is to wash off Ranch dressing from bowls and plates. That stuff just smears around. Oh, and leftover grits and mashed potatoes in a saucepan - what a mess. You gotta let those soak.

Don't get me started on certain cold cereals that cement onto bowls unless you give it a quick rinse before leaving the bowl in the sink.

by Anonymousreply 29November 2, 2014 12:06 PM

Just make something else for dinner.

by Anonymousreply 30November 2, 2014 12:22 PM

Think about what it is doing in your system OMG

by Anonymousreply 31November 2, 2014 12:24 PM

[quote]I have to use a scrub brush on my fine silver and china

MARY!

by Anonymousreply 32November 2, 2014 12:35 PM

Big problems... oh well.

by Anonymousreply 33November 2, 2014 2:43 PM

Those of you who own dishwashers, consider yourselves lucky.

by Anonymousreply 34November 2, 2014 3:17 PM

Battery acid does wonders.

by Anonymousreply 35November 2, 2014 5:08 PM

I just had to clean a cheesy pan and I mixed water with vinegar and put on stove at medium heat for about 20 minutes. Wiped it off with a paper towel. It worked wonderfully!

by Anonymousreply 36January 26, 2020 8:59 PM

Do what I do! I eat off paper plates and use plastic forks! Fuck the environment! My time is more precious cuz a girl's gotta preen!!!

by Anonymousreply 37January 26, 2020 9:04 PM

R34, 75% of American households have dishwashers. Apparently, we're a lucky country.

OP, rinse the plates and forks in hot water and scrub them briefly with the rough side of a sponge before you put them in the d/w. If you're part of the unlucky 25% or are using non-dishwasher-safe heirlooms, you have to scrub plates and utensils in hot, soapy water anyway, so what's the problem?

by Anonymousreply 38January 26, 2020 10:21 PM

Frau cunt thread.

by Anonymousreply 39January 26, 2020 10:27 PM

Suggestion: stop eating cheese that smells like vomit.

by Anonymousreply 40January 27, 2020 1:07 AM

Few of you have ever eaten the real thing.

The stuff sold in the US is faux Parmigiano unless it's imported.

Parmigiano is like Champagne in that the only actual Champagne comes from a specific region of France.

I use the fake stuff too....but it's nothing like the freshly grated real thing.

The real stuff BTW is low fat and I've never had it stick to silverware.

by Anonymousreply 41January 27, 2020 2:17 AM
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