At the Walmart

[all posts by tedious, racist idiot removed.]

From the same site, "Awkward Album Covers":

That is awesome, R1

I'm surprised they even let the fat woman in the sports bra in OP's link into the store. On second thought, no I'm not.

But where's the part where they sell walls?

I have never been inside a Walmart. Thee photos are hideous and soul leaching.

It's not just at Walmart anymore...

As we were leaving WalMart one time (yes - my partner and I DO shop there occasionally...), two African-American women were leaving as well. Each of them were a bit on the hefty side and had numerous small children. We didn't hear all of the conversation, but we did here one of them say, "Alls I gots left is my babies and my dignities."

About to make a deposit

I love the old man in the blond Elvis wig. PMFAO

Say No to crack

Hotlanta

Moomoo

Shopping at Walmart, always a drag

They're chaps, no they're jeans, no they're...

Hey lady! Your tits are on wrong.

Congration

You Done it

R8, you fit the perfect stereotype of who I imagine shopping at Walmart. Sad really. And you're no better than those two women.

When you see these people, remember that they can get married, drive, have children, vote, and own guns. That will go a long way toward explaining why our country is such a mess.

Fuck outerwear!

Damn straight, R20!

The album cover link up thread is awesome...had to bookmark it for future sharing!

Couple years ago my partner broke his ankle, so we tried to use a scooter at WalMart. He tried about 6 of them, and none of them would work. It was late at night, so we assumed all the batteries were dead.

Finally a WalMart employee came to help, and it turned out all the scooter seats had switches so you had to be sitting in them before they would power on, and they had the switches set so high he wasn't heavy enough (175lbs) to trip them.

Oh, that IS the story of the week, R23.

[R8] is exactly the kind of person who would go to Walmart.

What the FUCK is WRONG with people????? I don't even have the words. I'm not shocked by the Walmart people (I love "People of Walmart") but those freaks with those albums . . . ????? I'm truly frightened.

This sums up Walmart in a nutshell

I love back boobs. I want to tattoo aureoles and nipples on them and call them my Januariae.

Whenever I'm in the States I just have to go to a Walmart in hope I see one of these characters. We just do not get this happen in the UK, despite the abundance of saddlebags, muffin tops and back boobies.

What the fuck is that thing under the TV on the SONGS MY MOM AND DAD TAUGHT US album cover? It looks like a dead alien baby.

R30, I think it's a conch shell.

I LOVE WALMART!!!!!

Love it.

The best price every day!

Oooh "Awkward album covers!" How 5 years ago.

But what's with those ventriloquist dummy's on albums??? Do people put out albums using these voices??? Who buys this shit????

Also bet the "mutti" of "Heino" is a mummified corpse in the basement along with the remains of other "missing" people :(

That pic at R1 is a hoot -- are they planning to declare war on Target?

This thread is awesome!

Thank you so much for this post

What?

Walmart motto: "Don't Meth With Me!"

It is my pleasure, R37 Now that I post anonymous, it really is much more fun to be here.

Walmart motto: Always Low Class. Always.

That poor girl on I'm Coming Home album cover was forced to have that hairdo! This is child abuse! We must do something!

Those album covers are hilarious.

What's wrong with the red camping chair in OP's link?

Ugh, I can smell those people just looking at the pics

Tino on the Album Covers would be a DL fave

R44: Check out the size of that chair. It's not just your average camping chair: it is HUGE - meant for Obese Walmart People

thanks r46

Look at the hair on the legs of what I assume is a Russian woman on the album cover, Saveta Jovanovic

Remember that cars didn't have airbags way back when. The "Jesus Use Me" gals prudently fashioned their hair into crash helmets for protection in event of a head-on collision.

And also: it has SIX cupholder pockets in the arm rests.. because you know: Fatso doesn't like to get up for his next round of sugar-cola

So, they actually have those Hoveround chairs in the store for people to just use?

I mean, it is a very large place, and I do see how the elderly might not be able to cover all that ground, but I see that it's generally people who weigh 400 pounds who use them. Makes me sad.

Looking at that made me feel like I was watching Squidbillies.

I find this really sad and not funny at all.

R52 You are far too nice a person to be on Datalounge.

I go to Walmart twice a month.

I will only go between 2-4 AM. There have been several times where I am the only customer there.

That is the best time to go.

I fucking hate the joint! And then all the fat ass people in those damn motorized wheelchair shopping carts! here's an idea...get out and walk so that you can loose the weight! I fucking hate those people!

I eat shit.

We have a new one that just opened, I made the mistake of going there on a Saturday afternoon. So many filthy looking people and crying children. One guy was wiping the snot off his nose and touching the bags of chips in the snack aisle. I walked out of the store empty handed because I was too grossed out to buy anything. I will stick to my regular grocery store.

Walmart will be Ebola Central in November.

My bf and I went to the 'grand opening' of the Walmart near our house 15 years ago and were ***SHOCKED*** by the type of people we saw there. It was like all this trash had just came out of the woods or something. Where did these people shop before!?? I'd sure as hell never seen them at any of the other local grocery stores! Truly bizarre, and sad.

r59, I felt that way too, I have never seen people that bad at the nearby grocery store.

Too Much

[quote]It was like all this trash had just came out of the woods or something.

Mmm hmm. If you're using phrases like "had just came out of the woods or something" then I'm finding it a little hard to believe you've lived such a sheltered life that you've never seen a low income person before.

I caught that after I posted it, R62, but you can still sit & spin.

Please tell me that many of these Walmart photos are staged.

Please.

This has to be one of the best threads ever!

Walmart's biggest shoppers are also the store's employees.

If we decide to have an American revolution and it is off with their heads time, begin with the Walton family.

We had the rare pleasure of going to Wal Mart after dinner at Golden Corral (a night out with boyfriend's parents).

The cashier actually had a beehive hairdo and blue eyeshadow. Where do they find these people?

R67, it's part of Walmart's dress code for employees. Mandatory.

"Walmart: The Apocalyptic Deconstruction Of European Haute Couture"

by Rex Reed.

Forward by Marcel Duchamp. Photography by Hannah Wilke. Edited by Salvidor Dali.

Frightening.

I had to go there today and I seriously had to lie down when I got home because just going there is exhausting. It’s a circus.