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And why does someone think this is amusing or funny?
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What is this?
And why does someone think this is amusing or funny?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 16, 2019 5:26 AM |
Mines too!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 17, 2014 9:11 PM |
I'm a wolf.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 17, 2014 9:42 PM |
You otter not say dat
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 17, 2014 9:49 PM |
The gay categories are way too complicated.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 17, 2014 9:57 PM |
Bears are nasty.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 18, 2014 12:49 AM |
I could never be a bear, even if I wanted to be. I'm tall, naturally lean and smooth. I feel locked out of their community based on my physical attributes.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 18, 2014 12:52 AM |
I hate bears
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 18, 2014 6:02 AM |
But this doesn't answer the question.
Why does someone post this exact line of text?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 18, 2014 1:01 PM |
It's the old fairy tale about wolves and otters. If there's one thing any self-respecting homo AIDS boy knows about, it's fairy stories.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 18, 2014 2:23 PM |
I've been called a muskrat.
Apparently some people find it appealing. As for me, I'm just lazy with hygiene.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 18, 2014 2:34 PM |
OP, linked below is the thread from 12/31/2012 in which "otters and wolves" were first mentioned. In full it was, "Any Tumblrs especially about otters and wolves? Theys my favorites." The thread is called "good tumblr's". I know, "Oh, dear!" See R84 and then, at R85, the first "Mines too!" In full, it is "They is? Mines too!" That is followed by R84, as confirmed by Troll-dar, writing "Sho be!"
Within the next few days, the first of 2013, the phrases took off and were repeated in several threads perhaps noticed and reused more often because people were off work for the New Year's Day holiday. Posters persisted to use the phrases, with varying degrees, throughout 2013. While it appears the original poster(R84)did post, or respond to use of, the original phrase in its early days of popularity, it is indeterminate whether he or she persisted thereafter. "Sho be!", for reasons still debated among historians, did not persist in use.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 19, 2014 1:29 AM |
Where are the Thanksgiving Otter and the Christmas Mouse when one needs them?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 19, 2014 7:57 PM |
Allusion to Rob Lowe's performance as a retarded man in *Square Dance*, also starring beloved 90s sociopath Winona Ryder.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 19, 2014 8:01 PM |
They are tied up, R13. How can I be of service to you?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 19, 2014 8:05 PM |
Here's an opportunity
Come and take it to the "nth" degree
Don't be nervous I don't have to be
Tide up in your promises
Oh oh oh
Tide up in words that got to deep
Tide up in promises
We could never keep
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 19, 2014 8:27 PM |
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 19, 2014 8:32 PM |
I really don't understand the illiterate "poetry" troll.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 19, 2014 8:53 PM |
When I was young, I was told that puns were the lowers form of humor, but I thought that couldn't be right.
So when I was older, I decided that quoting TV commercials was the lowest form of humor.
But now that I'm old, I've decided that Internet Memes are really the lowest form of humor, "Wolves and otters..." being an excellent example.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 20, 2014 1:07 AM |
I agree, R19. I wouldn't lower myself to that level.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 20, 2014 1:11 AM |
"we can curl in the waters
naked swirling like otters
(you know how they are, you know how they are)"
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 20, 2014 1:52 AM |
[quote]I could never be a bear, even if I wanted to be. I'm tall, naturally lean and smooth. I feel locked out of their community based on my physical attributes.
And I'm on the way to becoming one even if I don't want to. I've been suffering from runner's knees for almost a year and when I can't do sports I eat. I've gained 34 pounds in six months.
I'm not super hairy on my chest but my physical therapist said my legs are one of the hairiest she's ever seen, and that's why she refused to tape them.
Personally I love otters and wolves as well. Without the fat I'm otterish myself.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 20, 2014 2:07 AM |
[quote] They are tied up, [R13]. How can I be of service to you?
Ramadan Rat, do you do beheadings? I suspect you don't do Bar Mitzvahs, so I won't ask. What is your opinion of the Christmas Mouse and the Thanksgiving Otter?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 20, 2014 2:11 AM |
R22: Do your people hail from one of those swarthy countries?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 20, 2014 2:12 AM |
One thing I appreciate about the original wolves and otters post was that it had to do with the animals rather than those gay sub-groups of which bears are the most well known.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 20, 2014 2:23 AM |
R24, from the Northern Europe. I was platinum blonde as a small kid and when I grew up my hair turned into honey blonde and darker shades of brown.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 20, 2014 2:34 AM |
Then you must be Zak.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 20, 2014 2:37 AM |
R22/R26, what's your skin color?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 20, 2014 2:45 AM |
DL History Researcher -- Are you "Mines too!"?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 20, 2014 2:54 AM |
[quote] DL History Researcher -- Are you "Mines too!"?
Alas, no. However, I was one of the first ones to repeat "Wolves and otters. Theys my favorites" in another thread.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 20, 2014 3:01 AM |
R22 - What about swimming and some weight training or yoga? Otherwise, you could be a stocky but not obese bear.
Your leg description makes me very, um, interested with either build.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 20, 2014 3:11 AM |
R28, I'm quite white but I do tan easily.
R31, I did loads of physical therapy in the spring, mostly with resistance bands but I got bored with it after three months. Apparently I have inflammation in the tendons around the knee. I used the term runner's knee earlier since it's almost the same thing, I guess. The reason I got it in the first place is that I overdid weight training and apparently didn't take good enough care of my growing muscles with stretching etc. The muscles are still there so that's why I think I'm otter underneath the fat ;) I'm at the moment about 40 pounds overweight so I guess I am a bear now.
I'm seeing a doc on Monday and I hope I get good enough drugs to get rid of the inflammation so I can get back to doing physical therapy and hopefully soon after that back to lifting weights. I did try swimming but tbh I hate going around almost naked looking like this. Physical therapist said that yoga's not really good for me since I have a tendency to have hyperextension in my legs and arms. Loads of yoga postures that I could still do but I've been too lazy to find out good ones. Instead I've been baking pizzas. They make me happy.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 20, 2014 3:50 AM |
Beheadings are a specialty of mine, R23. In fact, I wish I could do it to Thanksgiving Otter right now. He is irritating. His head would look lovely on my wall.
Christmas Mouse strangely I do not hate as much. He is just so damn nice. He makes it hard to want to kill him.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 20, 2014 3:55 AM |
Why are gay sub-groups always about mammals?
What's a tortoise to do?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 20, 2014 5:15 AM |
[quote] What's a tortoise to do?
Is there not a holiday for which it could serve as mascot?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 20, 2014 7:39 AM |
thank you R12!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 20, 2014 1:16 PM |
Are you the OP, R36?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 20, 2014 1:18 PM |
Yes I was, R37.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 20, 2014 1:23 PM |
Well, I'm glad you got the answer you wanted. See DL works at times.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 20, 2014 1:26 PM |
It's like magic!
by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 20, 2014 3:16 PM |
Kloseted Kunt at R33. Yes, I speak to you, Ramadan Rat, Sunni or Shia LaBeouf. You may behead, but you also like head. Put your lips together and blow my cock. That dick has got flavah! Your mouse will be crushed by my mighty tail. I'll fling turkey filling at your mouse until it scurries back into that cocoa-infested hole from whence it came! Allahu Akbar, my ass.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 20, 2014 5:05 PM |
Did you like the videos with the wolves, guys? I keep on watching them again and again!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 30, 2016 11:53 AM |
Mines too.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 16, 2019 5:26 AM |
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