In all fairness, she's buried under the clothes and not showing much. But, she still looks really old. And, I'm not talking about her actual mid-50s age. Older.
She looks like she's 100.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 12, 2014 2:30 AM |
These are the words that came out of my mouth:
Jesus Christ! Seriously?! What the fuck? She IS Edina Monsoon.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 12, 2014 2:31 AM |
Then again, her face doesn't look that craggy at all, But, she looks like she's had some filler work done.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 12, 2014 2:33 AM |
Honestly, I prefer this to the Instagram pic of her hairless mons.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 12, 2014 2:33 AM |
Why is wearing her shoes like slippers? Is that something old people do?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 12, 2014 2:33 AM |
Norma Desmond territory. Scary.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 12, 2014 2:34 AM |
Why is she hiding her neck? Did she just have a neck lift?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 12, 2014 2:38 AM |
What's with the Chanel cycling gloves? She looks like a recovering burns victim channeling the Duchess of Windsor.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 12, 2014 2:42 AM |
[You do realize that this is a troll, right? It does not believe what it posts. It just craves attention. You might want to stop talking to it.]
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 12, 2014 2:45 AM |
R7, She always covers up like that under the summer sun.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 12, 2014 2:50 AM |
When you don't eat food, sooner or later your body just gives out.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 12, 2014 2:52 AM |
She looks like Betty White's great aunt.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 12, 2014 2:55 AM |
[all posts by tedious, racist idiot removed.]
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 12, 2014 2:57 AM |
She's been looking pretty haggard for years. It's not getting better. Won't be long before she and Joan Rivers look like sisters.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 12, 2014 2:57 AM |
She's Italian. They need to have a bit of meat on their bones if they're to age well (see: Monica Bellucci) or be a freak of nature like Sophia Loren. Madonna, unfortnately, looks like a Sicilian nanna on the wrong side of 65.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 12, 2014 4:15 AM |
Why does Madonna INSIST on wearing black so often? It looks terrible on her, and the particular garments always look like they came out of the communal hamper of an old brothel!
Does she purchase her clothing by the pound, and then just try to make it work?
It's so puzzling with her access to money, designers, and TAILORS, she ends up looking like.....THAT!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 12, 2014 4:29 AM |
R17, for special events, she'll glam it up, but for day-to-day excursions she'll dowdy it up or cover herself up from head to toe so that the paparazzi won't make a whole lot of money on those pictures and will leave her alone. That's why she frequently wears the same sweatsuit ensemble. Lessens the value of the images. However, most people just assume she has bad taste.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 12, 2014 5:13 AM |
Bingo, R18.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 12, 2014 5:17 AM |
But…I thought she LIKES attention?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 12, 2014 11:16 AM |
She looks 100!
She looks 80!
OMG she looks 300!
Christ she's so old!
....Who the fuck cares. She's gonna be a hysterical, bitchy, famous old bitchy woman with an obsession for funky style.
Since when did we hate those? She's absurd. So what. I think it's entertaining, and I love seeing the fatty Lady BlahBlah fans go into a tizzy at every sight of her.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 12, 2014 11:54 AM |
Just imagine what her "Dorian Gray" painting hidden in the closet look like? If it reflects all of her transgressions it must look like primordial ooze.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 13, 2014 7:17 PM |
I was wondering who she reminded me of. And then I figured it out.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 13, 2014 10:39 PM |
she is like skeletor. if they were doing the new he man and the masters of the universe she could totally be like the female Skeletor.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 14, 2014 2:59 AM |
The little Chanel gloves are to hide skeleton hands...lots of scrawny old things wear them. I guess at that age it's all compromise - look like a clown or look old. Sometimes it comes off looking like a sad old clown. I am sure Madonna had her cosmetic work done hoping for the best...perhaps she thinks she looks great and everyone around her tells her she looks great; "Oh, madam, You look younger every day. Thank you Rose, thank you very much."
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 14, 2014 3:31 AM |
Ummmm 25 posts and not one mention of the hot bodyguard. Oy vey...
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 14, 2014 3:44 AM |
I really don't get her anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 14, 2014 3:58 AM |
Hey Fops! Get over young men's clothing aisle. There are some jeans on the floor that need to be refolded.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 14, 2014 4:32 AM |
I like the getup. She's way ahead of the curve.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 14, 2014 4:35 AM |
She needs her own Patsy Stone to complete the image. Maybe she and can Paltrow can patch things up and give it a go.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 14, 2014 12:43 PM |
[quote] ....Who the fuck cares. She's gonna be a hysterical, bitchy, famous old bitchy woman with an obsession for funky style.
Sorry, but Vadge lost her sense of humor and fun side around the same time she affected an English accent like she was Dame Maggie Smith.
The bitch is as bitter, humorless and pretentious as you can get--I don't see that changing. I can't see her being the wise-cracking old diva like Bette Davis was in her final years.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 14, 2014 12:53 PM |
Let's call it as it is. If you saw a non-celebrity woman on the street dressed in that way, you would correctly conclude that she was mentally ill.
Only mentally ill people dress like that. Madonna is a personality disordered narcissist and is heading into Norma Desmond territory.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 14, 2014 1:03 PM |
What a stupid NON-thread. She doesn't look bad in those pics at all. The OP and most posters here just want to stir up shit about her. Another "Madonna is old" thread. SHREEEAAAKKKKK.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 14, 2014 1:29 PM |
[quote]She doesn't look bad in those pics at all.
It's time for an eye doctor appointment.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 14, 2014 1:48 PM |
Has anyone ever scene her birth certificate? I heard she was born in Italy the 1930's and left when she pissed off Mussolini. A certified birth certificate would clear this up.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | August 14, 2014 2:28 PM |
[quote]Has anyone ever scene her birth certificate?
The word is SEEN, idiot.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | August 14, 2014 2:57 PM |
I guess that would be a "no" then jackass. Aggressive spell check does not make someone a moron. You knew what he meant moron.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 14, 2014 3:00 PM |
Because prominent veins are one of the main things that create the perception of 'old' hands, doctors have started to treat them in the same way as thread veins on the legs.
Sclerotherapy involves a solution being injected into the veins which causes the lining of them to swell and close. This makes them lighter in colour and less prominent.
It can take up to three sessions to get rid of all the veins and [bold] you usually need to wear compression gloves for a few weeks [/bold]
by Anonymous | reply 38 | August 14, 2014 3:55 PM |
r38 And it is totally worth the loss of sensation in the hands and the blue fingers can be covered with makeup. Hey whatever works, I would probably just get lots of little gloves and mittens.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | August 14, 2014 4:12 PM |
Vadge may have smooth skin thanks to all those cosmetic procedures and special creams, but she still looks old as fuck. She may work out every day for hours and keep her weight in check but she's just not aging well. It's hilarious that such a vain, narcissistic, insecure, and evil bitch as her is going through horrible aging. She must hate it, especially when some of her peers look years younger.
Janet Jackson and Cyndi Lauper are just 2 examples of women from the 80s who look infinitely better and more natural than Vadge these days.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | August 14, 2014 4:22 PM |
It always amazes me the way posters here get angry with old people for looking old. Some people have better genes than others but a 55 year old woman IS old and will never look 30 again except maybe in retouched photos. If they have plastic surgery and wear lots of professionally applied makeup they might look younger than their age from a distance. But if you get up close with the makeup off you see the truth. Aging happens to everyone and all the surgery and cosmetics in the world aren't going to stop it.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | August 14, 2014 5:30 PM |
r41 I think most people get mad at old people who pretend they are still 30. I would love to see Madonna with wrinkles.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | August 14, 2014 5:40 PM |
Old age is just a lot easier on someone who was never heavily invested in their physical appearance. On some level I can sympathise with the horror Madonna clearly battles every day to face the mirror, but her increasingly desperate attempts to fight for what's already long gone are becoming pretty pitiful.
As ever with her though, there is simply no-one in her life to say 'no' to her. Most women who became obsessive about their aging hands would be told' get over it' by their family. Madonna gets to wear leather gloves everywhere, making herself look unhinged.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | August 14, 2014 5:41 PM |
She wouldn't look so fucked up if she ate properly, didn't exercise herself to death and got a spray tan now and again. Madonna was no beauty in her youth, so we cannot expect her to age well. She is her own worst enemy.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | August 14, 2014 5:45 PM |
lmao Joan Rivers and her crew on FP read the fuck outta her this week for this horrible outfit! Fucking hilarious.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | August 17, 2014 6:53 AM |
Behold! The ravages of age!
I think it's hilarious how she wears gloves to hide her liver-spotted hands.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | August 17, 2014 10:55 AM |
RIP Midge
by Anonymous | reply 47 | August 17, 2014 10:59 AM |
r45 doesn't see the irony of his bashing Madonna when he watches Joan Rivers.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | August 17, 2014 11:05 AM |
Madonna has an eating disorder and body dysmorphic disorder. She's had it since she was a teen. She used to starve herself for weeks.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | August 17, 2014 11:06 AM |
She's starting to look like Truman Capote in Murder By Death.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | August 17, 2014 3:03 PM |
I'm a 50 year old woman and I look a hell of lot better than Madonna despite all her work. I don't know what it is, extreme dieting, too much working out, but something has made her look like a shriveled, frail old woman.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | August 17, 2014 3:07 PM |
Another day, more Madonna bashing. That's what's old. But since we are on it again, I'd like to add that I'd rather be Madonna's skinny fit ass than Janet's fat ass.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | August 17, 2014 3:11 PM |
She looks more and more like Norma Desmond as she ages.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | August 17, 2014 3:11 PM |
Speaking of Madge, did anyone else see her BOOB shot on FB today? From her B-day party last night. It wasn't her boob but I thought FB didn't allow nudie shots.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | August 17, 2014 3:12 PM |
Her hot bodyguard looks unhappy. Poor hot bodyguard.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | August 17, 2014 3:15 PM |
R48 doesn't understand Joan makes fun of herself as much as she does anyone else and actually dresses her age. Vadge thinks she can still outdo 25 year olds. Hell, a lot of 45 year olds look better than her at this point.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | August 19, 2014 7:24 AM |
Why doesn't Vadge do something with her life besides partying and playing on Instagram?
by Anonymous | reply 57 | August 19, 2014 7:27 AM |
R57 because her career is OVAH! But she still craves the attention and just like any teenager, she takes to instagram to try and find it. She is a vulgar, talentless attention-whore. Her quest to remain "forever young" has turned her into a character from Death Becomes Her.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | August 19, 2014 7:43 AM |
I am so tired of people with no talent bitching about Madonna. She was amazing for years.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | August 19, 2014 10:56 AM |
R59 I wouldn't say she was "amazing" for many years. She had her hits, she shocked, she grabbed headlines and her crotch. But now she is just pathetic. It's quite ironic that someone renowned for being the Queen of Reinvention is now unable to invent anything remotely entertaining.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | August 19, 2014 11:03 AM |
Italians are so beautiful while young. It is hard for most of them to age well.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | December 23, 2017 9:08 PM |
That bodyguard is seriously close to perfection. He is one hot slab of daddy. Too bad that old bitch is blocking him.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | December 23, 2017 9:17 PM |
She was probably about 57+ when this pic was taken. That’s not mid-50s.
I gotta write, it must be awful knowing you can’t run to the market for cigs or whatever, without wearing the best clothes and doing your hair, etc., knowing the paparazzi are there, just waiting for those sloppy pics.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | December 23, 2017 9:22 PM |
R63 - This is an old thread, from decades ago, before Madonna turned 70.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | December 23, 2017 9:24 PM |
she's still wearing those nasty old crone wrinkled hand covers...
by Anonymous | reply 65 | December 23, 2017 10:18 PM |
she is old
by Anonymous | reply 67 | December 23, 2017 10:23 PM |
there's an old saying, you end up looking outside like the person you are on the inside. she's beyond fucked. she's never been able to keep any friends except rosie o'donutz and she an asshole too.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | December 23, 2017 11:34 PM |
Really ugly legs. At least she keeps or old lady claws covered. I don't think they've found a way to make hands look younger yet. They always seem to be a giveaway of someone's real age.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | December 23, 2017 11:48 PM |
Christ. You fucking queens are so stupid. She looks pretty fucking good for a 59 year old gal. Did, or does your MOM look that good at her age, you idiots? I guess she's so shockingly horrible, that none of you would bow down to her if she asked you to join her on her yacht. Assholes.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | December 24, 2017 12:15 AM |
JFC, the woman is what, 60? She looks fantastic.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | December 24, 2017 12:23 AM |
She looks like she just got off the plane and is headed to her Boca Raton condo.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | December 24, 2017 12:30 AM |
From 3 years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | December 24, 2017 12:33 AM |
Madonna is not in her 'mid-50s.' She is a mere 8 months away from being a 60-YO.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | December 24, 2017 12:37 AM |
R74, she was in her mid-50s when this thread was opened in 2014.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | December 24, 2017 12:42 AM |
[Quote]From 3 years ago.
Which means she's even more stooped over and decrepid by now. No more boy-toys for you, Madge.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | December 24, 2017 12:43 AM |
Does anyone know which yacht she is on? I like her outfit. She looks funky, and chic too. Why is someone yachting in December anyway?
by Anonymous | reply 77 | December 24, 2017 12:54 AM |
62 year-old Chines actress Liu Xiaoqing. Suck it.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | December 24, 2017 12:56 AM |
The ones going to bat for the Hag are the same ones who trash Janet.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | December 24, 2017 12:58 AM |
R62 Those shorts are tragic, just like that hat, jacket and shoes Madge is wearing ALL TOGETHER.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | December 24, 2017 1:09 AM |
Liz Taylor's resort collections were nothing to remember. The Vicomtesse de Ribes could turn it out however. Madonna is no Jacqueline de Ribes.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | December 24, 2017 1:21 AM |
I just saw this video in another thread and it could be Madge if only she were good looking. Kylie looks fucking great!
by Anonymous | reply 83 | December 24, 2017 5:11 AM |
R77, the article is from August 2014.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | December 24, 2017 5:15 AM |
She's boarding a yacht in Cannes....Umm, her calves are toned-she's 59 and rich??? Lets see DL faces and bodies up close. any takers?
by Anonymous | reply 85 | December 24, 2017 6:26 AM |
R18: Paps also make bank when you look especially hideous.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | December 24, 2017 6:30 AM |
These Madonna-Looks-So-Bad threads are really tiresome. She looks perfectly fine. Let the woman live her life the way she wants. She's worked hard and is arguably one of the most successful women on the planet. Go hate on someone else for a change.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | December 24, 2017 6:34 AM |
Like Janet, r87?
by Anonymous | reply 88 | December 24, 2017 11:08 AM |
She totally should be a Margaret Rose Monsoon. SAh Weetie Dahlings. La Croix.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | December 24, 2017 11:56 AM |
Janet is almost a decade younger than Vadge, and it is that extra layer of fat she always carries which makes her appear less haggish.
Madonna really needs a few more pounds to make her face look better, but as my whippet slim 80 year old mother would say, "Darling, if I could gain a couple of pounds in my face and neck that would be grand...unfortunately it will not go where I want it to go, so I prefer staying a size 4."
by Anonymous | reply 90 | December 24, 2017 12:15 PM |
R70 is right. She looks fine. Better then fine for her age. I actually feel a bit sorry for all the celebrities that age in front of our eyes. They still get photographed and need to be ready for hi def but they’ve aged and are just trying to look the best they can. It must be difficult.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | December 24, 2017 12:49 PM |
I just went to work for a new company and there's a guy there who, without question, is THE biggest Madonna fan you could ever meet in your life. If you've ever wondered who that person could be, I have now found him. He has pics of her all over his office, could give you any minute detail of her life in an instant with barely a need for google, and just basically speaks about her like she is the second coming of Jesus. (He says that when he was growing up young and gay in an ultra-conservative town 30 years ago, Madonna's music was the only thing that kept him sane. He's now in his late 40s.) His love of Madge aside, he is also, without question, one of the nicest, sweetest, kindest people I've ever met in my life, which is why everybody in the office just loves him so much. But man, what I'd give to bring him face to face with her just once. (He'd probably faint but it would still be so worth it.)
by Anonymous | reply 92 | December 24, 2017 1:51 PM |
She is victim of too much facial enhancement, but she is light years better looking than the average 60 year old. Besides, she’s a legend and has accomplished exactly what she set out to do. There will never be another Madonna.
I am not one of those people who cries about women being treated equally to men, but seriously? If she were a man no one would be criticizing her appearance.
She probably has done more to counteract the American-Puritan mentality than anyone else, and I’m grateful for her impact on our culture.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | December 24, 2017 1:58 PM |
Not even the fabulous Madonna can control her genetics. She has access to the best surgeons, chefs & personal trainers, yet she cannot halt her rapid aging. The average american woman peaks at about 16, she's out of the running by 24. Why do you think they are so desperate to marry before they turn 25? This is when the crow's feet and gray hairs start showing.
Under all that spackling, Madonna is nothing more than your average elderly, suburban housefrau, who is under the delusion that her extensive maintenance routine will keep her husband from banging the au pair. Get a gander at her baby sister for a glimpse at how Madoona would have turned out had she not been famous.
The fact that, by all accounts, she is a horrible human being, who surrounds herself with groupies and yes-men, doesn't add to her overall wellness either. She has the typical look of an aging narcissistic princess. Family disfunction has a way of aging you that way.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | December 24, 2017 2:39 PM |
R94,
There’s nothing “average” about madonna. Love her or hate her, there’s no denying that she’s the opposite of average.
By the way, who are you to judge someone else’s virtues? Call her a horrible human being all you want, but I’d bet a million dollars that she’s done more good in the world than you have.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | December 24, 2017 3:05 PM |
R95 - Fangurl, or Madonna PR firm?
She's a cunt, and I say that in the most derogatory aspect of that word. Madonna has only done what benefits Madonna. She is someone that actually believes her shit doesn't stink.
Like many men on this site, she has no concept of the life reality of aging gracefully.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | December 24, 2017 10:35 PM |
The reason our Lady Madonna is covered up in layers of clothing while boarding a yacht (OP's photo) in the glorious Med is because she has always protected her naturally translucent skin from the harmful rays of the sun - unlike you 59-YO jealous crocodiles!
by Anonymous | reply 97 | December 24, 2017 10:50 PM |
She’s officially an eccentric crazy old hag.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | December 24, 2017 10:52 PM |
She's older (duh) everyone gets older the next morning as we wake up. She is always playful, bitchy, witty, bold, ambitious, and doesn't take no for an answer. Be negative about her all you want, because we all have our different tastes, but in no way can you discredit her talent and tenacity in the entertainment industry throughout all these years. I adore her (obviously) because now that she's "matured" she does good in whatever capacity she can and still just wants to entertain and bring more awareness to issues she's passionate about.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | December 24, 2017 11:09 PM |
A friend saw her at the Rubiard Ballroom on the University of Michigan campus in the late 70's. He said it was the time of the movie "Saturday Night Live". A person did not show up unless, dressed to the max in a ultra stylish and at least semi-expensive way. Vadge always showed up looking horrible and almost like a young bag lady. They called her the "scholarship girl" and she was in reality on a half-full ride to the U. Her dad provided, but there were like 10 kids in her family. Which would make her at the time walking poverty. Also, we know from her past she bats for both teams. Call me what you want, but, most of the lesbians I know are not fashion plates Or at least what is expected in the hetero-world.. It is so sad we cant' get any great or even average music out of her anymore. I guess an artist has only so many tricks in their bag. Also, another world tour announced... It will be like 186 shows in a year span. It reduces the experience of seeing her show. This is her only money maker, today. When she was 26 years old and new to fame, but, still famous enough to do many shows, it would have been a total of 12 shows for a yearly world tour. Somewhere in life she went off track.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | December 25, 2017 3:20 PM |
I meant "Saturday Night Fever"
by Anonymous | reply 101 | December 25, 2017 3:27 PM |
[quote]These Madonna-Looks-So-Bad threads are really tiresome.
No. Tiresome is the Janet-bashing threads.
[quote]She looks perfectly fine. Let the woman live her life the way she wants.
Nope.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | December 25, 2017 3:30 PM |
[Quote]There’s nothing “average” about madonna. Love her or hate her, there’s no denying that she’s the opposite of average.
[Quote]By the way, who are you to judge someone else’s virtues? Call her a horrible human being all you want, but I’d bet a million dollars that she’s done more good in the world than you have.
Well, the beast did eject me from her loins some 17 years ago. That alone would give me a unique perspective into her cuntiness. Mmmkay?
by Anonymous | reply 103 | December 25, 2017 6:05 PM |
RIP
by Anonymous | reply 104 | December 25, 2017 9:20 PM |
r102 and r103 you can post all the idiotic comments you want but Madonna is always and forever going to be demonstrably and objectively more successful and more culturally relevant that Janet Jackson. You cannot rewrite history.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | December 26, 2017 2:47 AM |
That's right r105, I can't rewrite history, unlike cultural vulture, Madonkey, who supposedly invented vogueing.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | December 26, 2017 2:53 AM |
Give it up , Janet ..........
by Anonymous | reply 107 | December 26, 2017 3:50 AM |
Culturally more significant than who? Surely you motherfucking jest...
by Anonymous | reply 108 | December 26, 2017 10:50 AM |
I scanned this thread in a minute or so. Every Madonna thread is tiresome, unfunny and an endless repeat. I will save the expected stupid responer some time that the threads are just like her. Not my view but just the normal retort.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | December 26, 2017 11:13 AM |
i find it fascinating that fans fervently defend this nasty old crone! (she gives no fucks for you-thanks for the ¢a$h! ) she truly is one of the most despicable human beings on the planet. she is the main reason why young girls today are such fucked up sluttish whores.(miley? can you hear me?) madonna ushered in a hedonistic society that will be the end of our society. any society in history obsessed with sex. crumbles.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | December 26, 2017 2:50 PM |
[quote]Well, the beast did eject me from her loins some 17 years ago.
No she didn't. She had him cut out. She has STDs.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | December 26, 2017 3:20 PM |
[quote] She looks fine. Better then fine for her age.
Oh, dear, and no, she does not.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | December 26, 2017 3:23 PM |
I honestly think she really picked up the boozing, drugs, and pills in the last decade . Before that she was more “on it” and looked far healthier . It’s my guess that this is what’s contributing to her ups and downs in her appearance. Still looks fab and many women near 60 would kill to look like her and be that fit . Yes, an endless life of narcissism and vanity and entitlement can show up on ones face , though .
by Anonymous | reply 113 | December 26, 2017 4:24 PM |
I like this thread about a pic that is several years old and people just continue their verbal diarrhea.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | December 26, 2017 4:49 PM |
Madonna has very few telomeres left.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | December 30, 2017 6:27 AM |
Unless dressed entirely by stylists or wardrobe people, Madonna tends to dress in the dark, randomly selecting garments without awareness she generally resembles an unmade bed in a hot-sheets motel. Always.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | December 30, 2017 6:55 AM |
Madonna purposely dresses dowdy, usually in drab sweats, whenever she's out and about, to discourage paps from hounding her. They aren't going to make a lot of money selling pictures of her looking frumpy.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | December 30, 2017 9:22 AM |
This is an old thread too. LOL.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | December 30, 2017 10:03 AM |
[quote]Madonna purposely dresses dowdy, usually in drab sweats, whenever she's out and about
Gee, somebody else does that too...
by Anonymous | reply 120 | December 30, 2017 6:05 PM |
[Cicciolina reference for the Millennial bitches.]
by Anonymous | reply 122 | December 30, 2017 6:31 PM |
R121, Her worst look ever.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | December 30, 2017 6:39 PM |
Stop comparing Madonna to Italian porn stars. She's making us look bad!
by Anonymous | reply 124 | December 30, 2017 6:47 PM |
Mother Pence is her age and is typical for most women Madonna's age who haven't done cosmetic procedures. Do you prefer Mother?
by Anonymous | reply 125 | December 30, 2017 7:08 PM |
I like Mother Pence's Bettie Page vibe.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | December 30, 2017 7:18 PM |
Mother Pence was cuter as a 20-something than Madge was as a 20-something.
Madge made her skin a priority because if she hadn't done so, disaster.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | December 30, 2017 7:36 PM |
Why are we talking about Madonna when there is a perfectly fine specimen of bodyguard to discuss?
by Anonymous | reply 129 | December 30, 2017 7:49 PM |
I liked Madonna's look around 2006-2007, when her face was reshaped to look like Dietrich's (except the eyes). The current look, with the puffy cheeks, is not flattering at all.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | December 30, 2017 8:47 PM |
I think she's just really into the Chubby Bunny Challenge.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | December 30, 2017 8:51 PM |
She’s in her fat Elvis era.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | December 30, 2017 9:05 PM |
[Quote]Provocative. Dewy.
Provocative. Dewy. Photoshopped (fixed it for you)
by Anonymous | reply 135 | December 30, 2017 9:31 PM |
I can't wait to here what people say about Beyonce 15 years from now. She already looks she been ridden hard and put away wet.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | December 31, 2017 1:09 AM |
R138, you stupid twit. That picture is not real. It's from an article about what celebrities might have looked like if they were ordinary people.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | December 31, 2017 2:48 PM |
R139 - I found it on the internet, so of course it's real. Duh!
by Anonymous | reply 140 | December 31, 2017 2:53 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 141 | December 31, 2017 2:57 PM |
A few years back while visiting the University of Michigan campus for a college admission interview with her daughter. Vadge looked105 years of age. Death warmed over with Michael Jackson sunglasses and MJ hat. Her recent Kelly and Ryan appearance, not looking as old, but, she admittrd to being fat. It is the most plump I have seen her, ever. She is hiding something with her new fat look.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | December 31, 2017 5:41 PM |
Wearing gloves to hide her gnarled claws, old granny shoes, and an ugly table cloth from a dollar store. Yikes.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | December 31, 2017 5:47 PM |
When Madonna fell on her back a couple years ago, I think it injured her more than she let on. At her age, a nasty fall is harder to recover from. She probably can't keep up her grueling exercise regimens anymore. And is probably on pain pills.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | December 31, 2017 5:52 PM |
Anyone would look old in that outfit. In reality she looked about 45. With women, hands and necks go first. But why for Madonna? Does she do her own cleaning.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | December 31, 2017 5:59 PM |
@ 145. I looked up old hands forming in women... I learned if a woman does many years of physical training, the veins in her hands will start to potrude out, unless fat is available to hide it. Madge was an excersise hound for years, now turning plump recently. Maybe the gloves will be history. Also., it mentions direct sun as aging women's hands. We know and her brother book backs it up. For as long as anyone can remember she protects her facial skin, while outside. She is prone to this skin damage and knows it. ( remember Italians don't age well) She may be protecting the hands, now, as her face with gloves. We make fun of her on here.... And her last album sold less than 100 thousand copies and only around 40,000 people visited a theater to see that horrible movie she funded and produced "WE" But, her days of doing her own housework/dishes are behind her.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | January 1, 2018 6:58 AM |
"Last night I dreamed it was 1988. Then I woke up. Screaming."
by Anonymous | reply 147 | January 1, 2018 5:02 PM |
Can OP please post his/her pic so we can judge their looks?
by Anonymous | reply 148 | January 1, 2018 5:07 PM |
Her terrible taste makes her look older than she is. It looks silly when people past 50 dress like people in their 20s. Sharon Stone must be around her age and she looks fantastic.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | January 1, 2018 5:14 PM |
OP didn’t make his looks a big part of his career in the public eye.
For me it’s the feeling that she’d look better if she’d been less extreme. She first started looking old in her early-30s ffs when she went down to zero body fat - then she had to correct that with procedures.
Then there is the infamous strong will - the feeling that she will FORCE you to find her attractive. It’s not working anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | January 1, 2018 5:19 PM |
I always thought Madonna looked better as a brunette. If she went back to brown hair, I think she would look better.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | January 1, 2018 5:22 PM |
"Age is just a number. You're as young as you feel."
by Anonymous | reply 152 | January 1, 2018 5:34 PM |
Agree R144. Possibly prednisone is part of the weight change, if there's an inflammation problem to be managed.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | January 1, 2018 7:05 PM |
R153 - Yes, I bet you're right. And it makes me more sympathetic to Madonna. Chronic pain is a bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | January 1, 2018 7:18 PM |
Another raisin trying to pretend she's still a grape.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | January 1, 2018 8:06 PM |
"I don't give a shit what people think of me. Never have, never will."
by Anonymous | reply 156 | January 1, 2018 10:06 PM |
Sure, Jan.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | January 1, 2018 10:31 PM |
Yeah, I am sure Madonna is posting selfies on IG because she doesn’t give a shit what people think about her.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | January 1, 2018 11:10 PM |
Actually she does give a shit about certain things. I know from a personal experience with her. And her brother's book backs up what I experienced. She usually does not care about negative reviews of her movie roles, singing ability or dancing talents. But, no one can criticize her for her live performances in front of a crowd. One of the last big events, before her mother died was a performance she gave on stage. Her whole family was there. I'm sure she got her dad's irk up. But, she no doubtly pleased her mom. I bet some of this followed her later on for her zest for putting on a show.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | January 2, 2018 7:50 AM |
I thought her mother died when she was a kid.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | January 2, 2018 12:06 PM |
Yes, I was right. I just googled it, & Madonna was 5 years old when her mother died of breast cancer. You lying pos r159.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | January 2, 2018 12:09 PM |
That's what I was talking about her earliest performance in life when she was a kid. I am not lying, but, taking an educational guess. Her mother was an x-ray technician in Bay City and they did not give her a lead apron while she did her work in the late 50's.. They did not know the dangers back then. And, Dow Chemical opened up their first ZIp Loc Bag factory right across the street from the Cicone's BC ranch style house. Dow knew they had a health landmine on their hands and moved the factory to Mexico after only 5 years in Bay City. I heard a rumor M treated and won agaist her own cancer about 20 years, back. She had a team of docotors treat her in her old Vegas house for a year. She did not think the British system was the best. I grew up in Michigan and have had 5 female Michigan cousins M's age die of cancer.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | January 3, 2018 8:16 AM |
LIES!!!
by Anonymous | reply 163 | January 3, 2018 12:40 PM |
She doesn't give live performances.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | January 3, 2018 12:59 PM |
[quote]I'm sure she got her dad's irk up.
Oh, for fuck's sake--speak English.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | January 3, 2018 4:00 PM |
I thought that her ranch house was in Rochester Hills, Mi.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | January 3, 2018 8:50 PM |
Bay City for about the first 6 years of life, back in the summer for visits with grandma. A government project (according to her brother's book) in Pontiac , Mich that was developed due too the race riots that combined white, black and hispanic. From ages 7 thru junior high school. I also, think this experience helped her to win over black and hispanic listeners later. Affluent Rochester, Michigan for high scjool years.
I think she gets the last laugh on this post. That hunk who is in this post's opening photo, probably disrobed after disinbarkment. For the right price M could have anything she wanted.When in London I had hrard she had bought an old nunery, sje was still leasing to the nums after purchase.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | January 3, 2018 11:19 PM |
Poor Madge.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | January 8, 2018 6:51 PM |
There is just so much a body can take, maybe all that exercise isn't helping. Wasn't it enough she was a dancer? Wasn't that enough exercise?
She's also pale skinned, pale people don't age well.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | January 8, 2018 8:10 PM |
No one is considering that even photos taken when Madonna was young, were heavily Photoshopped? Unless you see any celeb up close in-person, do you really know how they look? If they truly have flawless skin etc?
by Anonymous | reply 171 | January 8, 2018 10:30 PM |
You could photoshop a daguerreotype?
by Anonymous | reply 172 | January 8, 2018 10:49 PM |
This one from the 80's isn't too doctored. It shows some imperfections, but still has the Madonna spark. It shows off her eyes and gives her a fun slutty look. She never had classic features. They used makeup and lighting to give her decent cheekbones in a lot of her other photos. But we didn't want perfection from Madonna. We wanted her spark. Her DIY attitude toward pop music and fame.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | January 8, 2018 11:42 PM |
^Oh, shut up you Madonnaloon. “We wanted her spark?” 😂 Puh-lease.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | January 9, 2018 3:15 AM |
From just a few years ago. Madonna looked good here.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | January 11, 2018 11:20 PM |
LOOKED being the operative word.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | January 11, 2018 11:23 PM |
I like the dress, the shoes are hideous
by Anonymous | reply 179 | January 14, 2018 6:25 PM |
[quote]I heard a rumor M treated and won agaist her own cancer about 20 years, back. She had a team of docotors treat her in her old Vegas house for a year.
She never had a house in Vegas. Someone would have seen her in a year's time.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | January 14, 2018 6:52 PM |
Italians don't age well.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | January 16, 2018 7:07 AM |
she still has the flexibility of an Olympic gymnast,
by Anonymous | reply 182 | January 16, 2018 7:10 AM |
I hope you all appreciate that she dresses the way she does, and applies "old person" makeup so that you'll have something to be catty about.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | January 16, 2018 7:17 AM |
@180.... She did have a house right on tbe outskirts of Vegas about 15 years ago. A past hot Arabic friend had something to do with the house. He said she had over 20 doctors working on her for 2 years. One smart doctor would have been enough. But, she probably did not want to end up like her mother dead of cancer. She buys snd sells houses all the time. A banker just told me of an out of the way Victorian she bought in Petoskey, MI. She akso spends time with a cousin in a nice but only 35,000 dollar house in Bay City, MI. Probably 35 thousand is her personal expenses in one week of her life. Also, her oals Dolce & Gabanah spend time in the nearby ghetto of Flint. MI and pretend upper class enclave of Grand Blanc, MI.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | January 19, 2018 7:38 AM |
R186, TWENTY doctors?
by Anonymous | reply 187 | January 19, 2018 7:47 AM |
Yes, I heard 20. She loves England where she was spending much time at the time, but, did not find the medical system to the par. So, back to the states. A friend who is a docotot says "you only need one good doctor" but, she wanted many heads to tackle her problem.
My Atabic friend was not at all the goship type, so, it seems to lend some credibility. 4 of my femsle cousins Madge's age and growing up about 40 miles from where she was born died of cancer, before hitting middle age.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | January 19, 2018 10:05 AM |