They first decided to invite Susan Saint James and Jill Saint John. Then they called John Heard, John Hurt and William Hurt and said they simply MUST come.
Amy and Amy need ideas -- who else should be invited?
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They first decided to invite Susan Saint James and Jill Saint John. Then they called John Heard, John Hurt and William Hurt and said they simply MUST come.
Amy and Amy need ideas -- who else should be invited?
by Anonymous | reply 328 | May 9, 2021 1:22 PM |
Dylan McDermott and Dermot Mulroney of course
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 6, 2014 2:07 AM |
June Haver and June Havoc HAVE to attend. Nelly and Nelly Furtado will pick them up, given that their dead.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 6, 2014 2:11 AM |
Olivia Newton John has to come.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 6, 2014 2:12 AM |
Katharine Hepburn is leaving her dreary twin Katherine home, and is bringing her charming cousin Audrey who is visiting from the continent.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 6, 2014 2:14 AM |
Surely Idina Menzel and Adele Dazeem would be offended if one got an invited and the other didn't.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 6, 2014 2:14 AM |
David Keith and Keith David, Emma Watson and Emily Watson, Chris Evans and Chris Evans, Bill Murray and Billy Murray...
Can dead people come too?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 6, 2014 2:19 AM |
Invite Michelle Williams, but don't invite that BITCH Michelle Williams.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 6, 2014 2:21 AM |
I just checked with Amy and Amy and the dead are WELCOME love.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 6, 2014 2:22 AM |
Don't leave US out!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 6, 2014 2:23 AM |
Vanessa Williams and Vanessa Williams.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 6, 2014 2:24 AM |
Emma Watson and Emily Watson.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 6, 2014 2:25 AM |
In that case, Bill Cosby can bring Bing Crosby and Malcolm McDowell and Andie MacDowell can bring Roddy McDowall.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 6, 2014 2:25 AM |
James Saint James isn't invited? why, because he killed a person? rude.
Dick York, Sargent York, Dick Sargent.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 6, 2014 2:29 AM |
Affirmative RSVPs also from Tommy Lee and Tommy Lee Jones, former Doctor Whos Tom Baker and Colin Baker, Will Smith and Will Smith (from The Thick of It) Thora Birch and Dame Thora Hird (who's also bringing Douglas Hurd and Amber Heard, who is a bit miffed that John Heard didn't ask her)
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 6, 2014 2:31 AM |
Forgot to mention Amy Ryan is bringing Ryan Adams.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 6, 2014 2:32 AM |
Lorna Luft and Roslyn Kind are on their way!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 6, 2014 2:35 AM |
Bryan Adams will tag along with Ryan Adams.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 6, 2014 2:36 AM |
Lorna, be a dear and pick up Helen Hunt and Holly Hunter on your way. See you soon!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 6, 2014 2:38 AM |
Bill Pullman and Bill Paxton. Throw Jeff Daniels in there somewhere for type.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 6, 2014 2:38 AM |
George Stromumboulopoulos is having trouble with his GPS, but George Stephanopoulos is on his way.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 6, 2014 2:38 AM |
That was Michael who killed Angel, R13.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 6, 2014 2:42 AM |
Ice T, Vanilla Ice, and Ice Cube will be in the area along with Q Tip and TI.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 6, 2014 2:42 AM |
James Saint James positively IS invited -- he's getting a ride from James Earl Jones.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 6, 2014 2:45 AM |
Oliver North, Jeff East, Joe South and Kanye West.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 6, 2014 2:45 AM |
Michael J. Pollard was kind enough to offer a ride to Michael J. Fox, who of course can't drive himself.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 6, 2014 2:47 AM |
Robin Williams and Robbie Williams.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 6, 2014 2:47 AM |
Oh that Michael J. Pollard is a dear -- I think he's bringing Michael K. Williams too!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 6, 2014 2:49 AM |
Jim Carrey, Mariah Carey, Carey Lowell and Carey Mulligan.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 6, 2014 2:50 AM |
Michael Douglas and Mike Douglas are giddy about the invite!
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 6, 2014 2:50 AM |
Susan Lucci and Stanley Tucci will be there, wearing Gucci.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 6, 2014 2:50 AM |
Calvin Klein and Kevin Kline.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 6, 2014 2:52 AM |
Sarah Jessica Parker, Mary-Louise Parker, and Camilla Parker Bowles.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 6, 2014 2:53 AM |
Don't forget Parker Posey, R32!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 6, 2014 2:54 AM |
I hope those bores Paul W.S. Anderson, Wes Anderson and Paul Thomas Anderson don't crash the party.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 6, 2014 2:57 AM |
Michael Jackson and former head of the British Army General Sir Mike Jackson.
Peter Sellers and Peter Sallis (voice of Wallace from Wallace & Gromit)
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 6, 2014 2:59 AM |
Set a place at the table for Johnny Carson's former wives:
Joan (Jody) Carson, Joanne Carson and Joanna Carson. Alex Maas is not invited.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 6, 2014 2:59 AM |
Roberta Flack and Robert Stack.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 6, 2014 3:02 AM |
Obama? Yes. Osama? No, the man's porn collection was DREARY.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 6, 2014 3:05 AM |
They simply MUST invite Judith Light, Bruce Boxleitner (the ex-Mr.Melissa Gilbert), and Gilbert Gottfried, who promises to bring along his Lite-Brite (he's a HUGE fan of vintage toys).
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 6, 2014 3:07 AM |
Doris Day and Dinah Shore
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 6, 2014 3:08 AM |
Brad Pitt (born William Bradley Pitt) and William Pitt, the Elder and the Younger.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 6, 2014 3:09 AM |
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sarah Jessica Parker, Mary Louise Parker, Jennifer Love Hewitt
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 6, 2014 3:10 AM |
Hugh Jackman is coming with Jack Huston, Jack Johnson, John Jackson, and Gene Hackman. (Don't tell Deb!)
Will you be serving Green Eggs and Ham? Some of us are vegan.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 6, 2014 3:10 AM |
The world's funniest Palin (Sarah) and the previous world's funniest Palin (Michael)
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 6, 2014 3:12 AM |
Jack Nicholson and his occasional golfing partner Jack Nicklaus.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 6, 2014 3:14 AM |
Well, after that contentious CNN interview, I'm thinking that Frederika Whitfield and Joan Rivers must be there--and must be seated beside one another.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 6, 2014 3:15 AM |
Russell Simmons has said he'll only make an appearance if Richard Simmons is not in attendance.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 6, 2014 3:16 AM |
Merv Griffin, Kathy Griffin, Kathie Lee Griffin and Andy Griffith
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 6, 2014 3:17 AM |
New RSVP from Pam Grier and Greer Garson.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 6, 2014 3:17 AM |
Diahann Carroll, Dionne Warwick & Diana Ross
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 6, 2014 3:22 AM |
Any Grant is driving right over with Grant Show, Andrew Shue and Grant Shaud.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 6, 2014 3:23 AM |
SCTV's Dave Thomas is bringing the beer, eh? And he's digging up Wendy's Dave Thomas to flip the burgers.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 6, 2014 3:26 AM |
Let's not forget these look-a-like actresses: Jessica Harper, Brooke Adams, Karen Allen and Frances O'Connor.
Dancer/actress Debbie Allen will be joining singer Lily Allen and actress Nancy Allen.
btw, who is Kathie Lee Griffin?!
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 6, 2014 3:27 AM |
Black Labour MP Diane Abbott and black ex-Mrs Robert De Niro and King of Comedy co-star Diahnne Abbott.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 6, 2014 3:28 AM |
R46, only if Frederika Whitfield brings Forest Whitaker.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 6, 2014 3:29 AM |
John Lennon and Vladimir Ilyich Lenin.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 6, 2014 3:30 AM |
R53, aren't Karen Allen and Brooke Adams surely the same person?
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 6, 2014 3:31 AM |
Marilyn Manson is digging up Marilyn Monroe as I type.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 6, 2014 3:41 AM |
Mary Louise Parker and Mary Louise (AKA Meryl) Streep.
Glenn Ford and Glen Close.
So both M and G can attend. Don't seat them near each other.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 6, 2014 3:41 AM |
Michael Jordan and Michael B. Jordan are happy to carpool with Penelope Ann Miller and Ann Miller.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 6, 2014 3:46 AM |
R46 - read the thread through, then try again.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | July 6, 2014 3:48 AM |
Carol Channing, Channing Tatum, and Tatum O'Neill along with Mary Beth Hurt and Mary Kay Place
by Anonymous | reply 62 | July 6, 2014 3:54 AM |
Now that July 4th festivities are over John Adams and John Quincy Adams will be able to make it! They'll bring Adam Sandler, Jane Adams, Adam West, North West and Quincy, MD.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | July 6, 2014 4:01 AM |
R48. It's Kathie Lee Gifford, you dummy.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | July 6, 2014 4:02 AM |
Cher will be joined by Sting, Adele, Bono, Lulu, Babyface, Pharrell, MIA, Falco, Bjork, Peaches, Banksy, Robyn, Ludacris, Beyonce, Sia, Mika, Odetta, Cantinflas, Cappucine, Kelis, Mya, Common, D'Angelo, Dido, Donovan, Martika, Drake, Fabio, Elvis, Gonzales, Iman, Kreskin, Leon, Limahl, Ginuwine, Macklemore, Martika, Maxwell, Pink, Pitbull, RuPaul, Sade, Twiggy, Weegee and Zucchero.
Madonna has declined her invitation.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | July 6, 2014 4:03 AM |
Rosie O'Donnell, Chris O'Donnell and Ol' MacDonald.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | July 6, 2014 4:04 AM |
Can James Earl Ray catch a ride with James Earl Jones and James St. James?
by Anonymous | reply 67 | July 6, 2014 4:08 AM |
Tony Danza is bringing Mario Lanza.
Danny Kaye will be there with Faye Wray. Or Faye Dunaway.
Roscoe Lee Brown with Jonny Lee Miller.
Paula Patton accompanied by Patton Oswalt
Tom Selleck & Connie Sellecca
Lana Del Rey and Dolores Del Rio say hi!
by Anonymous | reply 68 | July 6, 2014 4:09 AM |
Alison Sweeney can't make it. She's auditioning for Sweeney Todd.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | July 6, 2014 4:09 AM |
Scott Foley and Scott Speedman just texted they are on their way. They're stopping to pick up Keri Russel and Nipsy Russell. They saw Russell Crowe hitchhiking, but drove past him.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | July 6, 2014 4:16 AM |
Glenn Close, John Glenn and Glynis Johns will be there!
by Anonymous | reply 71 | July 6, 2014 4:16 AM |
Don Johnson is coming along with the Professor and Mary Ann (Russell Johnson and Dawn Wells). They're carpooling with Tony Orlando and Dawn. I think Goldie Hawn is catching a ride with them too.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | July 6, 2014 4:22 AM |
Monty Hall made a deal with Deidre Hall and Darryl Hall, so they're all on their way. They're leaving John Oates to fend for himself.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | July 6, 2014 4:25 AM |
Robert Sean Leonard, Sean Patrick Flanery, Sean Patrick Thomas and Seann William Scott will all be there.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | July 6, 2014 4:27 AM |
Alison Sweeney is also auditioning for the part of "Shirley Feeney".
Roma Maffia and Roma Downey are up for "Laverne DiFazio", along with Radha Mitchell and Rhona Mitra.
D. B. Sweeney and D. L. Hughley are up for "Lenny" and "Squiggy", while D. W. Moffett is up for "Carmine".
H. Ross Perot and R. Lee Ermey demurred.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | July 6, 2014 4:27 AM |
Diane Venora will undoubtedly throw shade at Diana Canova after a heated discussion about Diana Vreeland.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | July 6, 2014 4:30 AM |
Morton Downey Jr's ghost will attend with Robert Downey Jr.--who incidentally, will be wearing a Wonder Woman costume.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | July 6, 2014 4:31 AM |
Betty Buckley said she passed Susan Blakely on the way to the party....
by Anonymous | reply 78 | July 6, 2014 4:32 AM |
Oprah, Uma.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | July 6, 2014 4:35 AM |
Rula Lenska and Kay Lenze will be arriving with Jay Penske.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | July 6, 2014 4:38 AM |
I certainly hope Uma Thurman is going to bring Tilda Swinton and Oona Chaplin....
by Anonymous | reply 81 | July 6, 2014 4:40 AM |
Jackee wants to know why you're only RSVPing singers, R65?
I have it on good authority that Liberace and Aaliyah may be dead, but they would love to be included on that list, as well.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | July 6, 2014 4:40 AM |
Jill St John is coming with Susan Saint James.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | July 6, 2014 4:41 AM |
Patty Duke, Patty Lane, Cathy Lane, John "The Duke" Wayne, Wayne Newton and Marmaduke.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | July 6, 2014 4:44 AM |
Sandra Bernhard and Sarah Bernhardt
Mario Van Peebles, Nia Peeples, and R&B sensation Pebbles
by Anonymous | reply 85 | July 6, 2014 4:48 AM |
R83 the Saints came marching in in OP's post...
by Anonymous | reply 86 | July 6, 2014 4:48 AM |
Jill Ireland and Kathy Ireland are bringing Ireland Baldwin.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | July 6, 2014 4:49 AM |
Ricky Nelson, Ricky Martin, Ricky Ricardo and Ricky Schroeder who now only responds to Rick.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | July 6, 2014 4:52 AM |
R65. Beyoncé will not be joining that group. Her invitation is filed under Mrs. Carter.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | July 6, 2014 4:55 AM |
Connie Ford will be there, but only if Connie Stevens is not invited. However, it's OK to invite Stella Stevens. Also OK to invite Kaye Stevens. They're sharing a limo with Steven Ford.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | July 6, 2014 5:03 AM |
Debbie Gibson will be bringing Little Debbie Snack Cakes along with Little Richard and Barry Gibb.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | July 6, 2014 5:07 AM |
R90. Connie Francis here. I'm coming too.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | July 6, 2014 5:08 AM |
Gary Oldman said he'd give Mike Oldfield a ride as long as he's not Jewish.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | July 6, 2014 5:10 AM |
I understand comedian Totie Fields is stopping to bring some Mrs. Fields cookies. Kim Fields, aka Tootie from the Facts of Life, is meeting her there.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | July 6, 2014 5:12 AM |
Sherri Shephard will be coming with Shepard Smith, Jacylyn Smith, Anna Nicole Smith, Will Smith, Sherri North and North West. Kanye West and his wife are not invited.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | July 6, 2014 5:23 AM |
There's Edith Head and Agnrs Morehead!
by Anonymous | reply 96 | July 6, 2014 5:25 AM |
Corey Haim and Corey Fieldman have confirmed as guests of honor.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | July 6, 2014 5:27 AM |
Yes, Olivia Newton John will be attending. She will be seated with Olivia Wild and Laurence Olivier.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | July 6, 2014 5:32 AM |
Liza Minnelli is bringing Milli Vanilli along with Gino Vannelli.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | July 6, 2014 5:33 AM |
Diane Keaton and Michael Keaton said they would pick up Ingrid Bergman and Ingmar Bergman.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | July 6, 2014 5:34 AM |
Rainer Werner Fassbinder can't keep his eyes off of Michael's Fassbender
by Anonymous | reply 101 | July 6, 2014 5:38 AM |
Just got a call from Bette Midler, Bette Davis, and Viola Davis. They're running a little late as they're having some trouble digging up Viola Wills.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | July 6, 2014 5:40 AM |
Has anyone heard from Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz? Penelope Ann Miller keeps asking me if they're coming.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | July 6, 2014 5:44 AM |
Anne miller and Anne Margaret told me from their conference call that they'd be by in a second.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | July 6, 2014 5:48 AM |
Werner Herzog will be discussing his new documentary on Werner Klemperer and the Weimar Republic.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | July 6, 2014 5:50 AM |
Jason Statham, check.
Michael Strahan, check.
David Strathairn, check.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | July 6, 2014 6:05 AM |
Billy Mumy will bring Boris Karloff and Brendan Fraser.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | July 6, 2014 6:11 AM |
Kay Lenz, Rick Lenz, and Lens Dunham
by Anonymous | reply 108 | July 6, 2014 6:22 AM |
No no (95), North West already RSVPd to go with the John Quincy Adams gang.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | July 6, 2014 6:31 AM |
Aimee Mann just arrived, bringing along with her Leslie Mann, Leslie Nielson, Leslie Caron, Leslie Jordan, Leslie Moonves, and Leslie Howard, who brought along Trevor Howard, Ron Howard, Bryce Dallas Howard, Terrence Howard, Ken Howard, James Newton Howard, Howard Hughes, Howard Hawks, Howard Shore, Howard Stern, and Howard the Duck (who invited Daffy Duck and Donald Duck.
Lesley Ann Warren, Lesley Nicol, and Lesley Gore are parking the car.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | July 6, 2014 6:34 AM |
Les (Paul) is (Melba) Moore, girls...
by Anonymous | reply 111 | July 6, 2014 6:44 AM |
Due to a terrible mix-up, Courtney Love and Courtney Cox both got invites addressed to Courtney Loves Cox.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | July 6, 2014 7:01 AM |
I heard that Honey Boo Boo showed up with Little Bunny Foo Foo....
by Anonymous | reply 113 | July 6, 2014 7:09 AM |
Alec Baldwin and Alec Guinness along with Daniel Baldwin and Daniel Craig swinging by to pick up Billy Baldwin and Billy Stritch meeting Stephen Baldwin and Stephen Collins.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | July 6, 2014 7:55 AM |
[quote]They're leaving John Oates to fend for himself.
I have it on good authority that Joyce Carol Oates is bringing John Oates who invited the Quaker Oats Man to assist with catering.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | July 6, 2014 8:10 AM |
Oh! I just heard that Orville Redenbacher is also assisting with catering and that Simply Red is performing (but only if Redd Foxx brings Jamie Foxx, who insisted on inviting Samantha Fox and Megan Fox). Foxy Brown wants everybody to ride in the same car. Co-dependent much?
by Anonymous | reply 116 | July 6, 2014 8:14 AM |
[quote]Connie Ford will be there, but only if Connie Stevens is not invited. However, it's OK to invite Stella Stevens. Also OK to invite Kaye Stevens. They're sharing a limo with Steven Ford.
[quote]Connie Francis here. I'm coming too.
Can you swing by and pick me up too?
by Anonymous | reply 117 | July 6, 2014 8:22 AM |
Neva Small and Reva Rose want to know if they can bring anything?
by Anonymous | reply 118 | July 6, 2014 9:03 AM |
Jane Pauly is going to pick up Pauly Shore at the Jersey Shore. They're doing it on the down low so as not to get Snooki or J-Wow or The Situation tagging along.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | July 6, 2014 9:33 AM |
Mary Tyler Moore and David Tyler Muir have booked a limo together. They say they're going to pick up Dudley Moore and John Muir as well as Muriel Moore.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | July 6, 2014 9:38 AM |
[quote]John Lennon and Vladimir Ilyich Lenin.
Jack Lemmon said he was sharing a taxi with them.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | July 6, 2014 9:48 AM |
Ava Gardner and Eva Gabor are here doing the Locomotion with Little Eva. Oh, and look they brought Eva Braun with them (thank god she left her boyfriend in the bunker). And if I'm not mistaken, that's Eva Mendes with them.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | July 6, 2014 9:52 AM |
[quote]Mary Tyler Moore and David Tyler Muir have booked a limo together. They say they're going to pick up Dudley Moore and John Muir as well as Muriel Moore.
I'll bring the cigars!
by Anonymous | reply 123 | July 6, 2014 9:52 AM |
We got 007, the private eye, And he's bringin' all the guys from "I Spy"
by Anonymous | reply 124 | July 6, 2014 10:42 AM |
Diahann,
Just got a call from Dyan Cannon saying you should pick her up first and then meet DeeDee and me here in Greenwich before we all head over to the party.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | July 6, 2014 11:55 AM |
Mira r65, deed my eenveetachon get lost een de mail?
by Anonymous | reply 126 | July 6, 2014 11:56 AM |
More blonde Amys have RSVP'd yes: Amy Pohler and Amy Sedaris. They are coming with the blond Jeff's - Daniels and Bridges.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | July 6, 2014 12:01 PM |
Are we taking the Honda or the Hyundai?
by Anonymous | reply 128 | July 6, 2014 12:03 PM |
George Reeves and Christopher Reeve want to know if it's a costume party.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | July 6, 2014 12:22 PM |
Mena Suvari and Mira Sorvino called from South Carolina. They are lost! They thought the party was in Charleston, then they tried getting to Charlestown.
Can anyone give them directions to Charlotte, NC?
by Anonymous | reply 130 | July 6, 2014 12:25 PM |
Has anybody heard what's up with Minnie Pearl and Milton Berle?
Was Amy Adams too much of a bitch to invite Rachel McAdams?
by Anonymous | reply 131 | July 6, 2014 12:34 PM |
130 posts and no one has invited us?! Ay, ay Bendito this is blatant discrimination.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | July 6, 2014 12:38 PM |
Burt Reynolds and Burt Lancaster are giving a ride to Bert Convy and Burl Ives as well as Richard Burton. I think Burgess Meredith is coming with them too.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | July 6, 2014 12:42 PM |
Rita Hayworth is coming with Rita Moreno, r132. Chita Rivera can tag along with them. No discrimination here. They have to stop to get some Chiquita bananas for Carmen Miranda's hat.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | July 6, 2014 12:48 PM |
Jared Padalecki and Johnathan Lipnicki are coming after they hit the gym.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | July 6, 2014 12:49 PM |
Zachary Quinto just texted me. He's coming over with Zach Braff and Zach Levi.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | July 6, 2014 12:55 PM |
[quote]Ava Gardner and Eva Gabor are here doing the Locomotion with Little Eva. Oh, and look they brought Eva Braun with them (thank god she left her boyfriend in the bunker). And if I'm not mistaken, that's Eva Mendes with them.
Eve Arden is with them too. She's dancing with Eva La Rue.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | July 6, 2014 12:59 PM |
Kickin it with Amy & Jill
by Anonymous | reply 138 | July 6, 2014 1:17 PM |
I'm a little worried that Kristen Johnston might fall of the wagon and end up throwing drinks in faces of Kristen Davis and Kirsten Gillibrand.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | July 6, 2014 1:29 PM |
Jennifer Jason Leigh Taylor Young will be arriving via helicopter.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | July 6, 2014 1:40 PM |
Whoever shows up, I just hope Gloria Estefan does not try to entertain with her cover of, "Gloria". Last year's intro, "This is for you, Steinem" did not impress Gloria Steinem, according to TV's Gloria, Sally Struthers, who told this to Sally Kirkland who was, at the time recovering from a fisting by Sally Hershberger and gasping, "That was glorious!"
by Anonymous | reply 141 | July 6, 2014 2:55 PM |
[quote]Zachary Quinto just texted me. He's coming over with Zach Braff and Zach Levi.
Way to stand a brah up, guys.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | July 6, 2014 3:10 PM |
[quote]George Stromumboulopoulos is having trouble with his GPS, but George Stephanopoulos is on his way.
Stromumboulopoulos is back on track. He called me for directions, so I'll be joining him (though most people will keep missing me at the party).
by Anonymous | reply 143 | July 6, 2014 3:13 PM |
[quote]Michael Douglas and Mike Douglas are giddy about the invite!
I certainly hope they include me! My real name is Michael Douglas, too!
by Anonymous | reply 144 | July 6, 2014 3:14 PM |
I'm chaperoning Kirstey Alley to keep her away from the buffet/monitor her food intake.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | July 6, 2014 3:18 PM |
Cyndi Lauper and Taylor Lautner are wearing Ralph Lauren, with Sofia Loren sunglasses.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | July 6, 2014 3:24 PM |
Gary Oldman and Gary Numan are pulling up now.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | July 6, 2014 3:46 PM |
Vivian Vance and Vance Johnson are excited to meet Vivica Fox, Redd Foxx, Jamie Foxx and that Indian leader, Crazy Like a Fox.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | July 6, 2014 3:48 PM |
Who the hell is Vance Johnson?
by Anonymous | reply 149 | July 6, 2014 4:31 PM |
Hollywood's hottest new star, Stockard Channing Tatum O'Neal is a "maybe".
by Anonymous | reply 150 | July 6, 2014 7:00 PM |
Dave is bringing over Uma and Oprah, Oprah and Uma.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | July 6, 2014 9:03 PM |
R132, everyone knows Rita Moreno and Chita Rivera are the same person!
Meanwhile Gene Tierney and Maura Tierney are showing up.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | July 6, 2014 9:14 PM |
Gary Cole and Gary Coleman
by Anonymous | reply 153 | July 6, 2014 9:18 PM |
r142 Zac Efron. We didn't mean to stand you up. We heard you were coming with Efrem Zimbalist, Jr.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | July 6, 2014 9:37 PM |
Well, Calista Flockhart was going to skip the party as she couldn't find anyone to come with. But then June Lockhart said Calista could come with her.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | July 6, 2014 9:38 PM |
Dave is bringing Uma, Oprah, Oprah and Uma.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | July 6, 2014 9:43 PM |
Amy and Amy are big NBA fans so they'll invite their favorite player:
Chris Paul George Karl Landry Fields.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | July 6, 2014 9:49 PM |
They like football and 80s music too so George Michael and Michael Sam will be thee with bells on.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | July 6, 2014 9:50 PM |
Diana Prince has agreed to pick up Princess Diana in her invisible jet.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | July 6, 2014 10:51 PM |
R148. Vance Edward Johnson (born March 13, 1963 in Trenton, New Jersey), is a former professional American football player who was selected by the Denver Broncos in the second round of the 1985 NFL Draft.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | July 6, 2014 10:54 PM |
Van Johnson would love Vance Johnson!
by Anonymous | reply 161 | July 6, 2014 11:15 PM |
[quote] Van Johnson would love Vance Johnson!
So would Van Hansis. Likely James Van der Beek would too.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | July 6, 2014 11:19 PM |
[all posts by childish idiot removed]
by Anonymous | reply 163 | July 6, 2014 11:27 PM |
Jeremy Jordan is bringing Jeremy Jordan and Jeremy Jordan. One will sing Broadway show tunes, one will sing 90's pop tunes and the other will display his hole and act out scenes from his Falcon studios oeuvre.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | July 6, 2014 11:32 PM |
[quote]Jeremy Jordan is bringing Jeremy Jordan and Jeremy Jordan. One will sing Broadway show tunes, one will sing 90's pop tunes and the other will display his hole and act out scenes from his Falcon studios oeuvre.
I think we need to shut the thread down. R164 has won.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | July 6, 2014 11:39 PM |
R164, but for fun they're going to switch talents for the evening. You'll never look at "Smash" reruns the same way again.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | July 6, 2014 11:50 PM |
David Hasselhoff and Elizabeth Hasselbeck just arrived. That must have been a strange ride over here.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | July 7, 2014 12:53 AM |
Stephen Fry, Stephen Rea, Russell Tovey, Russell Brand, Hugh Laurie and Hugh Bonneville's flight is due in soon. Can you see if Lynda Carter or Linda Hamilton can pick them up?
by Anonymous | reply 168 | July 7, 2014 12:57 AM |
They Hayes have arrived. Sean Hayes graciously gave a ride to Helen Hayes, plus Bill and Susan Seaforth Hayes.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | July 7, 2014 12:57 AM |
[quote]Can you see if Lynda Carter or Linda Hamilton can pick them up?
Lynda Day George volunteered to pick them up. Susan Dey, Doris Day, Dennis Day and Polly Holiday are riding along with her.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | July 7, 2014 1:06 AM |
Lynda Day George just phoned to say she's also giving a ride to Linda Lovelace, Linda Evans, Linda Ronstadt and Linda McCartney.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | July 7, 2014 1:09 AM |
Whoever is doing the seating chart, remember that if Barbra Streisand and Barbara Walters are at the same table, be sure to sit Barbara Bain, Barbara Bel Geddes, Barbara Stanwick and Barbara Hershey between then.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | July 7, 2014 1:14 AM |
just don't invite Patti LaBelle and Patti Lupone!
by Anonymous | reply 173 | July 7, 2014 1:19 AM |
Luise Rainer sends her regrets, as she is taking a relic of Prince Rainier to Mount Rainier for a special burial service, if it's not raining, since his son is reigning and can't make it. She said that she wished Anita Loos were free ("I LOVE Loosy," she said.) but she's not, but Clare Booth Luce is a cunt so don't ask her. Maybe Shirley Booth is available. I'll check.
Oh, and Margaret Sullavan will drive Maureen O'Sullivan over (if she shuts up about Woody), but Maureen O'Hara needs to see if Maureen Stapleton can pick her up, because Jean Stapleton is flying in a little late and El Centro is not central enough to get to El Segundo in time.
God, so many oldies. I hope the young twats can keep up.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | July 7, 2014 1:49 AM |
Dustin Lance Black is coming with Shirley Temple Black who just got off the phone with Temple Grandin who said that she and Ariana Grande would like to bring Arianna Huffington.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | July 7, 2014 1:56 AM |
Shirley Jones and Spike Jonze should be there as well.
Hazel and Alice and Flo and Roseanne will also be there.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | July 7, 2014 2:12 AM |
R171, I thought that Linda Evans was going with Chris Evans, Mike Evans, Evan Lysacek, Evander Holyfield, Holly Robinson-Peete, and Holly Golightly.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | July 7, 2014 2:22 AM |
Arriving in separate cars; Harrison Ford, Chevy Chase, Wes Bentley, Mercedes Ruehl, Morgan Freeman, Stone Cold Steve Austin and Jean Reno (in a Renault)
by Anonymous | reply 178 | July 7, 2014 2:29 AM |
R176 Spike Jonze will also bring Spike Lee and Spike Milligan.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | July 7, 2014 2:30 AM |
Jeremy Clarkson, Kelly Clarkson, Patricia Clarkson and Lana Clarkson.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | July 7, 2014 2:34 AM |
Oh, and Minnie Driver.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | July 7, 2014 2:46 AM |
R179 Why the hell can't they pick ME up?
by Anonymous | reply 182 | July 7, 2014 3:07 AM |
[quote]she and Ariana Grande would like to bring Arianna Huffington.
Could they swing by my place and give me a lift?
by Anonymous | reply 183 | July 7, 2014 3:08 AM |
Martha Raye, Fay Wray, and Faye Dunaway were having an argument on the way over. Charlotte Rae stopped the car and scolded them - "Girls! We're all beautiful!"
by Anonymous | reply 184 | July 7, 2014 5:28 AM |
Janine, Lana, Ike & Tina
by Anonymous | reply 185 | July 7, 2014 5:29 AM |
Tommy Tune and Tiny Tim will ride on Tommy Tutone's Tour Trailer
by Anonymous | reply 186 | July 7, 2014 5:32 AM |
Music by Kaye Ballard, Hank Ballard, Florence Ballard and The Ronettes, The Marvelettes, The Babettes, The Primettes, The Chordettes, The Chantels, The Shirelles, The Shondells, and Archie Bell and The Drells.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | July 7, 2014 5:36 AM |
Eoin Macken, Ioan Griffudd and Owain Yeoman will be dropping by with desserts.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | July 7, 2014 5:42 AM |
Guy Fieri, Guy Williams, Guy Sebastian, Guy Pearce, Guy Ritchie, Guy Lombardo, and Guy Fawkes will be carpooling and plan to pick up Jasmine Guy.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | July 7, 2014 5:43 AM |
This reminds me of the "Famous JonBenets Throughout History" thread.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | July 7, 2014 5:45 AM |
Laura Carmichael is bringing her sister Lucy, and they're going to stop and pick up Carleton Carpenter and the Tarleton Twins.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | July 7, 2014 5:45 AM |
Ooh, R188, don't leave me out!
by Anonymous | reply 192 | July 7, 2014 5:46 AM |
Bai Ling and her pack of gai ilings will, of course, be on the roof. They will be joined by Lisa Ling and Lucy Liu.
Ming-Na, Michelle Yeoh, Connie Chung, and Nancy Kwan are reported to be devastated that they weren't invited.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | July 7, 2014 5:52 AM |
Don't look now, but Alan Carr and Allan Carr just walked in wearing the same caftan!
by Anonymous | reply 194 | July 7, 2014 5:53 AM |
[quote]Ricky Nelson, Ricky Martin, Ricky Ricardo and Ricky Schroeder who now only responds to Rick.
Hold on, why wasn't I invited to this party?
by Anonymous | reply 195 | July 7, 2014 5:59 AM |
[quote]I understand comedian Totie Fields is stopping to bring some Mrs. Fields cookies. Kim Fields, aka Tootie from the Facts of Life, is meeting her there.
I'll be driving her there.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | July 7, 2014 5:59 AM |
R189 Fuck you!
by Anonymous | reply 197 | July 7, 2014 6:04 AM |
The crows will swooping in as a flock..Russell, Sheryl. Coun ting and Black
by Anonymous | reply 198 | July 7, 2014 6:10 AM |
Kurt Russell, Nipsey Russell and Graham Russell will all rustle up some grub.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | July 7, 2014 7:04 AM |
George Clooney is being a diva. He refuses to sit at the same table with Queer as Folk's Michelle Clunie.
Similarly, George doesn't want to be seated near George Eads or George Wendt (fat closet cases turn George off).
But he is happy to be seated beside George Michael, Boy George, George Takei and George Stephanopoulos (George likes sitting beside the gays; it makes him look butch).
Also, don't put George Lindsey (Goober Pyle on Andy Griffith Show) anywhere near George. Ditto comedian George Gobel, tan-meister George Hamilton, Mexican comic George Lopez, former 007 George Lazenby, former Superman George Reeves, soap star George Reinholt and actor George Segal. And heaven forbid, don't let George Kennedy even go in the same room with him!
However, if Jan Brady comes with her boyfriend George Glass, it's fine to seat them beside George.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | July 7, 2014 7:08 AM |
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
Marcia Wallace just arrived with Marcia Cross and Marcia Gay Harden! Oh, and it looks like Marsha Clark came with them.
Too bad Maureen McCormick didn't join them. I heard she's catching a ride with Maureen McGovern, Maureen Stapleton, Maureen O'Hara and Maureen O'Sullivan.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | July 7, 2014 9:40 AM |
Just in Time! Justin Theroux, Justin Timberlake, Justin Bartha and Justin Long are at the front gate.
Thank god they didn't stop to pick up Justin Bieber. Last thing we need is for him to crash this party!
by Anonymous | reply 202 | July 7, 2014 9:46 AM |
Matthew Rhys, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, and John Rhys Davies are on a beer run.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | July 7, 2014 1:09 PM |
Lil Wayne, Lil Kim, Lil Romeo, and Lil Boosie will be ordering off the children's menu.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | July 7, 2014 2:16 PM |
Gore Vidal and Al Gore will be coming together, while Tipper Gore and Tippi Hedren will be taking their own car.
However I've heard that Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, and Mary Stuart Masterson are pissed at Tipper, whose real name is Mary Elizabeth Gore.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | July 7, 2014 3:38 PM |
Once again, Helen of Troy is going to try using that giant horse to get in, and since there's room for everyone, Helen Reddy, Helen Hunt, Helen Hayes, Helen Shapiro, and Helena Bonham Carter will be joining her.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | July 7, 2014 4:07 PM |
Open shirted, hairy-chested Daddy David Groh is bringing David Grohl, who needs a party's pick-me-up after the nasty BI's they are posting about him on DL.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | July 7, 2014 5:42 PM |
I'm alone. As usual.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | July 7, 2014 5:48 PM |
Poor Bella! Perhaps Bella Darvi could come along with you.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | July 7, 2014 5:58 PM |
It is recommended that all Oscar and Emmy winners bring their statuettes with them as there's a rumor going around that Oscar Isaac and Emmy Rossum are planning on raiding everyone's homes during the party.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | July 7, 2014 7:02 PM |
Don't put Rob Thomas, Rob Thomas and Thomas Roberts at the same table. Put Rob Thomas at my table.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | July 7, 2014 7:14 PM |
Eartha Kitt, Venus Williams, Kay Starr and Betty Sun are flying down together.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | July 7, 2014 11:40 PM |
R212 Did you forget someone?
by Anonymous | reply 213 | July 7, 2014 11:48 PM |
R200,201,202 - Overkill, sweetie. Less is more in humor.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | July 8, 2014 1:46 AM |
I'm alone on this one too
by Anonymous | reply 215 | July 8, 2014 1:49 AM |
R215 Yoo-hoo!
by Anonymous | reply 216 | July 8, 2014 1:54 AM |
Pennsylvania Judge Sylvestri Sylvestri is talking politics with New Hampshire pol Dudley Dudley.
Joan Rivers, Veronica Lake, Frank Ocean and Willow Bay are arriving via boat
Susan Hayward and Rita Hayworth will be late ... they have appointments with their allergitsts
by Anonymous | reply 217 | July 9, 2014 12:37 AM |
Barbara Duke and Sandy Baron are waiting for a lift Marjorie Lord
by Anonymous | reply 218 | July 9, 2014 12:40 AM |
Isn't that 70s starlet Skye Aubrey talking with Ione Skye ... I heard that they are both fans of the 60s television Sky King
I see that Phil Silvers and Missy Gold are deep in conversation with Neil Diamond and Jack Pearl
by Anonymous | reply 219 | July 9, 2014 12:44 AM |
Aren't Pearl White, Perle Mesta and Minne Pearl having a good time?
by Anonymous | reply 220 | July 9, 2014 12:48 AM |
Actress Evans Evans is sidling up to Judge Silvestri and Mr. Dudley right about now.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | July 9, 2014 1:02 AM |
R21 Don't forget me!
by Anonymous | reply 222 | July 9, 2014 1:16 AM |
Kelly Osborne, Kelly Bensimon, Kelly Lynch, Kelly Klein, and Gene Kelly will arrive en mass wearing kelly green. And Kelly Garrett will bring Bootsie Gumdrops.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | July 9, 2014 2:05 AM |
Bootsie Gumdrops is bring Bootsy Collins who is bringing Barnabas Collins who is really Jonathan Frid who is bringing Arthur Freed, Bert Freed and Sigmund Freud.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | July 11, 2014 5:40 AM |
As I've posted before (NYC bartender here) I fucked her.
by Anonymous | reply 225 | July 11, 2014 5:50 AM |
I fucked her.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | July 11, 2014 5:59 AM |
Who did you fuck..Boutros-Boutros Ghali?
by Anonymous | reply 227 | July 11, 2014 6:31 AM |
Simone Simon and Simone Signoret hope to come, especially if their favorite singer Nina Simone will be there.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | July 12, 2014 12:14 AM |
Sarah Jessica Parker and Mary-Louise Parker to attend and they want Trey Parker there too although they know he'll make a "South Park" parody of the event.
All three of them think it's lame that Parker Posey has a last name for a first name so they don't want to see her there at all.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | July 12, 2014 1:37 AM |
Mindy! Didi!
... Well, hello!
by Anonymous | reply 230 | July 13, 2014 1:57 PM |
R229 I though Mary Louise Parker was coming with Mary Louise Wilson. I'm pretty sure Mary Stuart Masterson and Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio are carpooling.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | July 13, 2014 4:42 PM |
Simon Pegg and Simon Cowell have announced that they're going to be giving a preview performance of their new touring variety show. The music and lyrics are by Paul Simon and Carly Simon.
The show is called "Simon and Simon."
by Anonymous | reply 232 | July 13, 2014 5:48 PM |
Rosemary Harris, Rosemary Forsythe and Rosemary Murphy are waiting for Rose Marie to pick them up
by Anonymous | reply 233 | July 14, 2014 2:27 AM |
Don't forget to invite all the O'Connors - Sandra Day, Donald, Carroll, and Sinead.
by Anonymous | reply 234 | July 14, 2014 2:39 AM |
r230 Brenda Dickson, Janet Dickinson, and Angie Dickinson will be wearing furs by Dicker and Dicker of Beverly Hills.
by Anonymous | reply 235 | July 14, 2014 11:49 AM |
[quote]Mary Tyler Moore and David Tyler Muir have booked a limo together. They say they're going to pick up Dudley Moore and John Muir as well as Muriel Moore.
You want to know one lady who is seriously pissed about this crowd not picking her up?
Julianne Moore, seriously!
by Anonymous | reply 236 | July 15, 2014 5:53 AM |
Bobbi Brown, Bobby Brown, Nars, Nas, Chuck D and Chuck Berry are coming in Maybellene's Coup DeVille.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | July 15, 2014 6:06 PM |
Late to the party are Osa Massen, Ona Munson, and Ilona Massey.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | July 30, 2014 4:48 AM |
I'll bring all of my sex toys! I'll bring a dildo, a dong, a vibrator and a rubber wiener...
by Anonymous | reply 239 | July 30, 2014 5:28 AM |
Brad Pitt is making a pit-stop in Pittsburgh to pick up Zasu Pitts, Miss Jane Pittman and Aunt Pittypat.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | July 30, 2014 6:21 AM |
Are Peter Berg and Peter Bergman invited?
by Anonymous | reply 241 | July 30, 2014 6:26 AM |
Absolutely not -- Charles Nelson Reilly and Rodney Allen Rippy forbid it!
by Anonymous | reply 242 | August 10, 2014 5:25 AM |
That was your lame excuse for bumping the thread, r242? It wasn't even funny.
by Anonymous | reply 243 | August 10, 2014 5:40 AM |
Louis Jourdan and Louis Jordan are also attending and they will be picking Mildred Dunnock and Mildred Natwick along the way. Jane Wyatt and Jane Wyman also wanted to come but the car isn't big enough. Azealia Banks and Iggy Azalea weren't invited but they are planning to crash the party and show those oldsters how to dance in the new millenium.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | August 10, 2014 7:49 PM |
Lasse Halstrom and Lassie have been turned away because no dogs are allowed.
by Anonymous | reply 245 | August 10, 2014 10:39 PM |
There has been a terrible mix-up. Omar Sharif was supposed to accompany consume designer Irene Sharaff. Instead he show up with costume designer Irene (Lentz Gibbons)
by Anonymous | reply 246 | August 10, 2014 11:50 PM |
Visual daggers are flying between Chita Rivera and Rita Moreno. Even though their names aren't similar, people keep mixing them up, calling Chita Rita and calling Rita Chita
by Anonymous | reply 247 | August 10, 2014 11:53 PM |
Bruce Vilanch is having a gay old time with NGLTF founder Bruce Voeller
by Anonymous | reply 248 | August 10, 2014 11:56 PM |
Connie Stevens and Connie Francis are in harmony tonight
by Anonymous | reply 249 | August 10, 2014 11:57 PM |
Leslie Howard and Leslie Jordan are arriving with Lesley Gore who will be singing with Les Brown and His Band of Renown
by Anonymous | reply 250 | August 11, 2014 12:03 AM |
Dorothy Gale, Gale Storm, Tempest Storm, Tempestt Bledsoe, Sunny Von Bulow, Sunny Anderson, and Rain Pryor will be performing a medley of "Windy," "Stormy Weather," and "On A Clear Day You Can See Forever" promptly at 9PM. Please join us in the music room.
by Anonymous | reply 251 | August 11, 2014 12:18 AM |
R246 Poor Irene Sharaff had to get Sheriff John Bunnell to take her in the end.
by Anonymous | reply 252 | August 17, 2014 12:23 AM |
Zbigniew Brzezinski, for some reason, had not been invited but crashed the party anyway. No one spoke to him.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | October 5, 2014 3:06 PM |
[quote]Poor Irene Sharaff had to get Sheriff John Bunnell to take her in the end.
I had no idea she was into anal!
by Anonymous | reply 254 | October 5, 2014 4:27 PM |
Bill Macy and William H. Macy are calling Macy Gray to see if she can pick up Kevin Spacey. He may be able to catch a ride with Ingmar Bergman, if Ingrid Bergman doesn't mind riding in the backseat with Peter Bergman.
by Anonymous | reply 255 | October 5, 2014 4:51 PM |
Peter Sarsgaard and Alexander Skarsgard are bringing the Swedish Meatballs! Sophie B.Hawkins and Screamin' Jay Hawkins will be providing the music, along with Hawkshaw Hawkins.
by Anonymous | reply 256 | October 5, 2014 6:55 PM |
R255 Room in the backseat for me?
by Anonymous | reply 257 | October 5, 2014 6:59 PM |
Joey Luft is bringing Blue Ivy Carter, Blu Cantrell, and Andy Cohen (who once blew Joey in the breakfast nook.)
by Anonymous | reply 258 | October 5, 2014 7:49 PM |
[quote]I just checked with Amy and Amy and the dead are WELCOME love.
Awesome!
by Anonymous | reply 259 | October 5, 2014 8:03 PM |
[quote]Visual daggers are flying between Chita Rivera and Rita Moreno. Even though their names aren't similar, people keep mixing them up, calling Chita Rita and calling Rita Chita
Then what better time to dust off their classic routine--always a hit at parties:
by Anonymous | reply 260 | October 5, 2014 8:10 PM |
[quote]Lasse Halstrom and Lassie have been turned away because no dogs are allowed.
That must be why poor Jenny couldn't get in...
by Anonymous | reply 261 | October 5, 2014 8:30 PM |
Both Erich von Stroheim and Josef von Sternberg are offering to film the festivities; Erich's also bringing Max von Sydow.
Ed Marinaro just got here, but Joe Mangianello sends his apologies--seems his schedule has him tied up.
by Anonymous | reply 262 | October 5, 2014 8:35 PM |
Is Zbigniew Brzezinski EVER coming out of that bathroom? There's brown fog wafting out from under the door.
by Anonymous | reply 263 | October 6, 2014 1:02 AM |
Sissy Spacek and Kevin Spacey are in the rec room playing Space Invaders. (It's rumored that they are to team in a reboot of the TV sci-fi classic Space:1999!)
by Anonymous | reply 264 | October 6, 2014 1:30 AM |
Are Jane Wyman and Jane Wymark invited?
by Anonymous | reply 265 | October 6, 2014 1:32 AM |
YEP ... As guests of Jane wyatt
by Anonymous | reply 266 | October 6, 2014 1:36 AM |
Abraham Lincoln & Linkin Park.
by Anonymous | reply 267 | January 7, 2015 12:08 AM |
Birgit Nilsson, Brigitte Nielsen, and Barry Nelson will crash around 11:30.
by Anonymous | reply 268 | January 7, 2015 12:22 AM |
Vanessa Williams and Vanessa Williams are coming as well.
by Anonymous | reply 269 | January 7, 2015 12:38 AM |
Audrey Meadows will bring Meadow Lark Lemon.
Jane Meadows will pick up Sally Field and Rudy Vallee.
by Anonymous | reply 270 | January 7, 2015 1:00 AM |
What about Jim Carrey, Mariah Carey, Drew Carey and Cary Elwes.
by Anonymous | reply 271 | January 7, 2015 1:38 AM |
Is Jennifer Love Hewitt and Joseph Gordon-Levitt coming?
by Anonymous | reply 272 | January 7, 2015 1:43 AM |
[quote]Jane Meadows will pick up Sally Field and Rudy Vallee.
You forgot Lea Salonga, Lea Michele, Joseph Bottoms, Timothy Bottoms, Heath Ledger and Savannah Guthrie.
Don't start me on the Moores.
by Anonymous | reply 273 | January 7, 2015 1:51 AM |
Don't forget to invite Michelle Williams and Michelle Williams because Mena Suvari and Mira Sorvino will be there too
by Anonymous | reply 274 | January 7, 2015 1:53 AM |
Extend an invite to Thalmus Rasulala, Obba Babatunde, Yaphet Kotto.
by Anonymous | reply 275 | January 7, 2015 4:29 PM |
Sid and Marty Krofft will pick up Steve Kroft, who will be bringing pudding and champagne.
by Anonymous | reply 276 | January 7, 2015 4:59 PM |
Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Mary Stuart Masterson, and Mary Louise Parker have all declined our invitation!
by Anonymous | reply 277 | June 6, 2017 2:05 AM |
Marie Dressler, Louise Dresser and Louise Closser Hale should be arriving shortly.
by Anonymous | reply 278 | June 6, 2017 3:44 AM |
Emma Watson and Emily Watson had a screaming watch in the airshaft
by Anonymous | reply 279 | June 1, 2019 4:18 AM |
Ima and Uta.
by Anonymous | reply 280 | June 1, 2019 4:21 AM |
That's Oprah and Uma, r280.
by Anonymous | reply 281 | June 1, 2019 8:09 AM |
You can't invite Bonnie Lee Bakely without inviting Ronnie Sue Blakely.
by Anonymous | reply 282 | June 1, 2019 8:11 AM |
Carroll Baker and Carroll Nye and Carrie Nye and Louis Nye and Louis Hayward and Susan Hayward and Susan George and George Brent and Evelyn Brent and Judith Evelyn and Judith Anderson and Warner Anderson and Warner Baxter and Anne Baxter and Anne Shirley and Shirley Temple and Temple Drake and Donna Drake and Donna Reed and John Reed and John Carroll and and Carroll Baker...
by Anonymous | reply 283 | June 1, 2019 9:23 AM |
How about Meredith Baxter and Warner Baxter with Buster Poindexter?
by Anonymous | reply 284 | June 1, 2019 4:05 PM |
Alison Brie and Brie Larson are both wondering if they can bring anything.
by Anonymous | reply 285 | June 1, 2019 4:19 PM |
Elijah Cummings and John Lewis are carpooling after work.
by Anonymous | reply 286 | June 1, 2019 8:41 PM |
I'm not going if that cunt Michelle Williams is there.f
by Anonymous | reply 287 | June 1, 2019 9:43 PM |
R283 how you do dat?
by Anonymous | reply 288 | June 1, 2019 10:32 PM |
It's going to take a chartered bus to deliver all these big names. Clara Kimball Young, Laura Hope Crews, Minnie Maddern Fisk, Farrah Fawcett Majors, Louise Closser Hale, Violet Kemble Cooper...
William Desmond Taylor was going to drive but he was murdered by Mary Miles Minter's mental mother.
by Anonymous | reply 289 | June 1, 2019 10:39 PM |
Oh, dear!
Minnie Maddern FISKE!
That's what comes of trying to text while driving!
by Anonymous | reply 290 | June 1, 2019 10:45 PM |
Well WE'RE hiring a limo!
John Drew Barrymore, Carl Benton Reid, Jessie Royce Landis, Chris-Pin Martin, Mamie "Van" Doren, Charles Nelson Reilly, Eva Marie Saint...
by Anonymous | reply 291 | June 1, 2019 10:56 PM |
We'll match our Edward Everett Horton against your Charles Nelson Reilly any day of the week, R291!
by Anonymous | reply 292 | June 1, 2019 11:10 PM |
That Louise--high again!
by Anonymous | reply 293 | June 1, 2019 11:22 PM |
If anyone's high on this bus it's Farrah.
Or Laura Hope Crews. The result of Selznick's insistence on using real smelling salts when filming "Gone With the Wind". Dear Laura grew a little too "attached" to them. .
by Anonymous | reply 294 | June 2, 2019 12:08 AM |
Rosemary Forsyth and John Forsyth
by Anonymous | reply 295 | June 2, 2019 12:32 AM |
For live entertainment, January Jones is bringing January Jones. Spike Jonze will be bringing his Spike Jones records for filler.
by Anonymous | reply 296 | June 2, 2019 12:42 AM |
Irene Dunne is bringing Dominick
June Cleaver will be there with Eldridge
Gypsy Rose Lee is coming with the General
by Anonymous | reply 297 | June 2, 2019 12:52 AM |
I've been to a marvelous party:
Dear Mary Martin brought Mary McCarty.
Gaynors, Janet and Mitzi,
Were so gay and glitzy.
(Mitzi Mayfair said that they looked tarty.)
,,,,,,,,,,
Jeans Parker and Porter
Had their hair cut shorter
While Don Porter was a real ripsnorter....
by Anonymous | reply 298 | June 2, 2019 1:46 AM |
Brian Adams and Ryan Adams.
by Anonymous | reply 299 | June 2, 2019 2:23 AM |
Aaron Schock and Aaron Rodgers are showing up just as bros with all the members of the rock group Hole. They're asking if there will be a bedroom unlocked somewhere they can drop their coats. It's not the other guests they don't trust, its the help.
by Anonymous | reply 300 | June 2, 2019 2:35 AM |
Aisha Tyler, Lili Taylor, and Liv Tyler are taking the same cab...
by Anonymous | reply 301 | June 2, 2019 4:24 AM |
Tony Bennett, Tony Bennett, and Tony Bennett want attend. So do Jason Bateman and Jerry O'Connell.
by Anonymous | reply 302 | June 2, 2019 4:43 AM |
Bette Davis, Miles Davis, Anne B. Davis, and Sammy Davis Jr. Are all gonna sing something special.
by Anonymous | reply 303 | June 2, 2019 5:04 AM |
Slim Whitman and Walt Whitman are double dating with Rex Reed and Robert Reed.
Tiny Tim can't make it as he has to walk Rin Tin Tin.
by Anonymous | reply 304 | June 2, 2019 5:10 AM |
r233 You left me waiting for over an hour! -Rosemary de Camp
Deborah Kerr, Graham Kerr and John Kerr will be arriving by rental kar, er... ummm..... car.
David Soul, Esther Rolle and Bob Dole have arranged for a baked potato bar to arrive within the hour.
by Anonymous | reply 305 | June 2, 2019 12:59 PM |
Stacey Q., Malcolm X., and Jackie O. are going to debate juice Newton and Wayne Newton on the sociopolitical ramifications of universal basic income.
by Anonymous | reply 306 | June 2, 2019 2:58 PM |
[quote]They first decided to invite Susan Saint James and Jill Saint John.
Well fuck them.
by Anonymous | reply 307 | June 2, 2019 3:48 PM |
R307, I'm part of the entertainment.
by Anonymous | reply 308 | June 2, 2019 4:29 PM |
R305 I'm never asking any of those bitches to "come on-a my house"!
---Rosemary Clooney
by Anonymous | reply 309 | June 2, 2019 9:20 PM |
George, Louise, and Thomas Jefferson can't make it but send their regards.
by Anonymous | reply 310 | June 30, 2019 4:35 AM |
Lara Flynn Boyle, Lana Del Ray and Rae Dong Chong are bringing apple brown Betty.
by Anonymous | reply 311 | June 30, 2019 7:03 AM |
Rosie O'Donnell and Lawrence O'Donnell always stay late and want the last word.
by Anonymous | reply 312 | June 30, 2019 7:09 AM |
Sarah Sanders and Bernie Sanders refuse to be seated together, but Sarah Paulson and Susan Sarandon will be.
by Anonymous | reply 313 | June 30, 2019 7:37 AM |
Also Pink is refusing to ride-share with the band Blue!
by Anonymous | reply 314 | June 30, 2019 7:39 AM |
[quote]Also Pink is refusing to ride-share with the band Blue!
She can ride with Red Skelton.
by Anonymous | reply 315 | June 30, 2019 8:26 AM |
Pink can also ride with Green Day. Or she can ride with Prince in his little red Corvette. Oh no wait, Pink is going to ride with Aretha Franklin in her pink Cadillac.
by Anonymous | reply 316 | June 30, 2019 10:03 AM |
Red Skeleton are gonna ride with Simply Red. r314
by Anonymous | reply 317 | June 30, 2019 11:41 AM |
And Helen Reddy is tagging along.
by Anonymous | reply 318 | July 1, 2019 11:04 AM |
George Hamilton and Margaret Hamilton are carpooling with Olivia DeHamilton. Joan Fontaine had to hitch a ride with George Payne, Barbara McBain, Jean Crain, Cheryl Crane, and Bob Crane. At the wheel: Frankie Laine.
by Anonymous | reply 319 | July 1, 2019 2:30 PM |
Not pictured: Norman Maine and Mrs. Norman Maine.
by Anonymous | reply 320 | July 1, 2019 4:05 PM |
Judge Judy refuses to attend if Judge Reinhold is there.
by Anonymous | reply 321 | July 1, 2019 4:08 PM |
Update: Judge Judy and Judge Jeanine have decided only to come if the other goes.
by Anonymous | reply 322 | July 2, 2019 7:11 PM |
R114 Alec
by Anonymous | reply 323 | December 30, 2019 4:01 AM |
Hilaria Baldwin will be bringing Ensalada de Pepino. Hillary Baldwin has promised to bring the cucumber salad.
by Anonymous | reply 324 | January 17, 2021 8:06 PM |
Diane Keaton was due to arrive with Michael and Buster, but she told them her real name so now she's coming with Arsenio, Michael C and Another Suitcase.
by Anonymous | reply 325 | May 9, 2021 9:15 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 326 | May 9, 2021 9:25 AM |
Weird. I was JUST thinking about this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 327 | May 9, 2021 9:44 AM |
[quote]Hilaria Baldwin will be bringing Ensalada de Pepino.
Shouldn't she have gone with Tony Martinez?
by Anonymous | reply 328 | May 9, 2021 1:22 PM |
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