Amy Adams and Amy Ryan are having a party

Dylan McDermott and Dermot Mulroney of course

June Haver and June Havoc HAVE to attend. Nelly and Nelly Furtado will pick them up, given that their dead.

Olivia Newton John has to come.

Katharine Hepburn is leaving her dreary twin Katherine home, and is bringing her charming cousin Audrey who is visiting from the continent.

Surely Idina Menzel and Adele Dazeem would be offended if one got an invited and the other didn't.

David Keith and Keith David, Emma Watson and Emily Watson, Chris Evans and Chris Evans, Bill Murray and Billy Murray...

Can dead people come too?

Invite Michelle Williams, but don't invite that BITCH Michelle Williams.

I just checked with Amy and Amy and the dead are WELCOME love.

Don't leave US out!

Vanessa Williams and Vanessa Williams.

Emma Watson and Emily Watson.

In that case, Bill Cosby can bring Bing Crosby and Malcolm McDowell and Andie MacDowell can bring Roddy McDowall.

James Saint James isn't invited? why, because he killed a person? rude.

Dick York, Sargent York, Dick Sargent.

Affirmative RSVPs also from Tommy Lee and Tommy Lee Jones, former Doctor Whos Tom Baker and Colin Baker, Will Smith and Will Smith (from The Thick of It) Thora Birch and Dame Thora Hird (who's also bringing Douglas Hurd and Amber Heard, who is a bit miffed that John Heard didn't ask her)

Forgot to mention Amy Ryan is bringing Ryan Adams.

Lorna Luft and Roslyn Kind are on their way!

Bryan Adams will tag along with Ryan Adams.

Lorna, be a dear and pick up Helen Hunt and Holly Hunter on your way. See you soon!

Bill Pullman and Bill Paxton. Throw Jeff Daniels in there somewhere for type.

George Stromumboulopoulos is having trouble with his GPS, but George Stephanopoulos is on his way.

That was Michael who killed Angel, R13.

Ice T, Vanilla Ice, and Ice Cube will be in the area along with Q Tip and TI.

James Saint James positively IS invited -- he's getting a ride from James Earl Jones.

Oliver North, Jeff East, Joe South and Kanye West.

Michael J. Pollard was kind enough to offer a ride to Michael J. Fox, who of course can't drive himself.

Robin Williams and Robbie Williams.

Oh that Michael J. Pollard is a dear -- I think he's bringing Michael K. Williams too!

Jim Carrey, Mariah Carey, Carey Lowell and Carey Mulligan.

Michael Douglas and Mike Douglas are giddy about the invite!

Susan Lucci and Stanley Tucci will be there, wearing Gucci.

Calvin Klein and Kevin Kline.

Sarah Jessica Parker, Mary-Louise Parker, and Camilla Parker Bowles.

Don't forget Parker Posey, R32!

I hope those bores Paul W.S. Anderson, Wes Anderson and Paul Thomas Anderson don't crash the party.

Michael Jackson and former head of the British Army General Sir Mike Jackson.

Peter Sellers and Peter Sallis (voice of Wallace from Wallace & Gromit)

Set a place at the table for Johnny Carson's former wives:

Joan (Jody) Carson, Joanne Carson and Joanna Carson. Alex Maas is not invited.

Roberta Flack and Robert Stack.

Obama? Yes. Osama? No, the man's porn collection was DREARY.

They simply MUST invite Judith Light, Bruce Boxleitner (the ex-Mr.Melissa Gilbert), and Gilbert Gottfried, who promises to bring along his Lite-Brite (he's a HUGE fan of vintage toys).

Doris Day and Dinah Shore

Brad Pitt (born William Bradley Pitt) and William Pitt, the Elder and the Younger.

Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sarah Jessica Parker, Mary Louise Parker, Jennifer Love Hewitt

Hugh Jackman is coming with Jack Huston, Jack Johnson, John Jackson, and Gene Hackman. (Don't tell Deb!)

Will you be serving Green Eggs and Ham? Some of us are vegan.

The world's funniest Palin (Sarah) and the previous world's funniest Palin (Michael)

Jack Nicholson and his occasional golfing partner Jack Nicklaus.

Well, after that contentious CNN interview, I'm thinking that Frederika Whitfield and Joan Rivers must be there--and must be seated beside one another.

Russell Simmons has said he'll only make an appearance if Richard Simmons is not in attendance.

Merv Griffin, Kathy Griffin, Kathie Lee Griffin and Andy Griffith

New RSVP from Pam Grier and Greer Garson.

Diahann Carroll, Dionne Warwick & Diana Ross

Any Grant is driving right over with Grant Show, Andrew Shue and Grant Shaud.

SCTV's Dave Thomas is bringing the beer, eh? And he's digging up Wendy's Dave Thomas to flip the burgers.

Let's not forget these look-a-like actresses: Jessica Harper, Brooke Adams, Karen Allen and Frances O'Connor.

Dancer/actress Debbie Allen will be joining singer Lily Allen and actress Nancy Allen.

btw, who is Kathie Lee Griffin?!

Black Labour MP Diane Abbott and black ex-Mrs Robert De Niro and King of Comedy co-star Diahnne Abbott.

R46, only if Frederika Whitfield brings Forest Whitaker.

John Lennon and Vladimir Ilyich Lenin.

R53, aren't Karen Allen and Brooke Adams surely the same person?

Marilyn Manson is digging up Marilyn Monroe as I type.

Mary Louise Parker and Mary Louise (AKA Meryl) Streep.

Glenn Ford and Glen Close.

So both M and G can attend. Don't seat them near each other.

Michael Jordan and Michael B. Jordan are happy to carpool with Penelope Ann Miller and Ann Miller.

R46 - read the thread through, then try again.

Carol Channing, Channing Tatum, and Tatum O'Neill along with Mary Beth Hurt and Mary Kay Place

Now that July 4th festivities are over John Adams and John Quincy Adams will be able to make it! They'll bring Adam Sandler, Jane Adams, Adam West, North West and Quincy, MD.

R48. It's Kathie Lee Gifford, you dummy.

Cher will be joined by Sting, Adele, Bono, Lulu, Babyface, Pharrell, MIA, Falco, Bjork, Peaches, Banksy, Robyn, Ludacris, Beyonce, Sia, Mika, Odetta, Cantinflas, Cappucine, Kelis, Mya, Common, D'Angelo, Dido, Donovan, Martika, Drake, Fabio, Elvis, Gonzales, Iman, Kreskin, Leon, Limahl, Ginuwine, Macklemore, Martika, Maxwell, Pink, Pitbull, RuPaul, Sade, Twiggy, Weegee and Zucchero.

Madonna has declined her invitation.

Rosie O'Donnell, Chris O'Donnell and Ol' MacDonald.

Can James Earl Ray catch a ride with James Earl Jones and James St. James?

Tony Danza is bringing Mario Lanza.

Danny Kaye will be there with Faye Wray. Or Faye Dunaway.

Roscoe Lee Brown with Jonny Lee Miller.

Paula Patton accompanied by Patton Oswalt

Tom Selleck & Connie Sellecca

Lana Del Rey and Dolores Del Rio say hi!

Alison Sweeney can't make it. She's auditioning for Sweeney Todd.

Scott Foley and Scott Speedman just texted they are on their way. They're stopping to pick up Keri Russel and Nipsy Russell. They saw Russell Crowe hitchhiking, but drove past him.

Glenn Close, John Glenn and Glynis Johns will be there!

Don Johnson is coming along with the Professor and Mary Ann (Russell Johnson and Dawn Wells). They're carpooling with Tony Orlando and Dawn. I think Goldie Hawn is catching a ride with them too.

Monty Hall made a deal with Deidre Hall and Darryl Hall, so they're all on their way. They're leaving John Oates to fend for himself.

Robert Sean Leonard, Sean Patrick Flanery, Sean Patrick Thomas and Seann William Scott will all be there.

Alison Sweeney is also auditioning for the part of "Shirley Feeney".

Roma Maffia and Roma Downey are up for "Laverne DiFazio", along with Radha Mitchell and Rhona Mitra.

D. B. Sweeney and D. L. Hughley are up for "Lenny" and "Squiggy", while D. W. Moffett is up for "Carmine".

H. Ross Perot and R. Lee Ermey demurred.

Diane Venora will undoubtedly throw shade at Diana Canova after a heated discussion about Diana Vreeland.

Morton Downey Jr's ghost will attend with Robert Downey Jr.--who incidentally, will be wearing a Wonder Woman costume.

Betty Buckley said she passed Susan Blakely on the way to the party....

Oprah, Uma.

Rula Lenska and Kay Lenze will be arriving with Jay Penske.

I certainly hope Uma Thurman is going to bring Tilda Swinton and Oona Chaplin....

Jackee wants to know why you're only RSVPing singers, R65?

I have it on good authority that Liberace and Aaliyah may be dead, but they would love to be included on that list, as well.

Jill St John is coming with Susan Saint James.

Patty Duke, Patty Lane, Cathy Lane, John "The Duke" Wayne, Wayne Newton and Marmaduke.

Sandra Bernhard and Sarah Bernhardt

Mario Van Peebles, Nia Peeples, and R&B sensation Pebbles

R83 the Saints came marching in in OP's post...

Jill Ireland and Kathy Ireland are bringing Ireland Baldwin.

Ricky Nelson, Ricky Martin, Ricky Ricardo and Ricky Schroeder who now only responds to Rick.

R65. Beyoncé will not be joining that group. Her invitation is filed under Mrs. Carter.

Connie Ford will be there, but only if Connie Stevens is not invited. However, it's OK to invite Stella Stevens. Also OK to invite Kaye Stevens. They're sharing a limo with Steven Ford.

Debbie Gibson will be bringing Little Debbie Snack Cakes along with Little Richard and Barry Gibb.

R90. Connie Francis here. I'm coming too.

Gary Oldman said he'd give Mike Oldfield a ride as long as he's not Jewish.

I understand comedian Totie Fields is stopping to bring some Mrs. Fields cookies. Kim Fields, aka Tootie from the Facts of Life, is meeting her there.

Sherri Shephard will be coming with Shepard Smith, Jacylyn Smith, Anna Nicole Smith, Will Smith, Sherri North and North West. Kanye West and his wife are not invited.

There's Edith Head and Agnrs Morehead!

Corey Haim and Corey Fieldman have confirmed as guests of honor.

Yes, Olivia Newton John will be attending. She will be seated with Olivia Wild and Laurence Olivier.

Liza Minnelli is bringing Milli Vanilli along with Gino Vannelli.

Diane Keaton and Michael Keaton said they would pick up Ingrid Bergman and Ingmar Bergman.

Rainer Werner Fassbinder can't keep his eyes off of Michael's Fassbender

Just got a call from Bette Midler, Bette Davis, and Viola Davis. They're running a little late as they're having some trouble digging up Viola Wills.

Has anyone heard from Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz? Penelope Ann Miller keeps asking me if they're coming.

Anne miller and Anne Margaret told me from their conference call that they'd be by in a second.

Werner Herzog will be discussing his new documentary on Werner Klemperer and the Weimar Republic.

Jason Statham, check.

Michael Strahan, check.

David Strathairn, check.

Billy Mumy will bring Boris Karloff and Brendan Fraser.

Kay Lenz, Rick Lenz, and Lens Dunham

No no (95), North West already RSVPd to go with the John Quincy Adams gang.

Aimee Mann just arrived, bringing along with her Leslie Mann, Leslie Nielson, Leslie Caron, Leslie Jordan, Leslie Moonves, and Leslie Howard, who brought along Trevor Howard, Ron Howard, Bryce Dallas Howard, Terrence Howard, Ken Howard, James Newton Howard, Howard Hughes, Howard Hawks, Howard Shore, Howard Stern, and Howard the Duck (who invited Daffy Duck and Donald Duck.

Lesley Ann Warren, Lesley Nicol, and Lesley Gore are parking the car.

Les (Paul) is (Melba) Moore, girls...

Due to a terrible mix-up, Courtney Love and Courtney Cox both got invites addressed to Courtney Loves Cox.

I heard that Honey Boo Boo showed up with Little Bunny Foo Foo....

Alec Baldwin and Alec Guinness along with Daniel Baldwin and Daniel Craig swinging by to pick up Billy Baldwin and Billy Stritch meeting Stephen Baldwin and Stephen Collins.

[quote]They're leaving John Oates to fend for himself.

I have it on good authority that Joyce Carol Oates is bringing John Oates who invited the Quaker Oats Man to assist with catering.

Oh! I just heard that Orville Redenbacher is also assisting with catering and that Simply Red is performing (but only if Redd Foxx brings Jamie Foxx, who insisted on inviting Samantha Fox and Megan Fox). Foxy Brown wants everybody to ride in the same car. Co-dependent much?

[quote]Connie Ford will be there, but only if Connie Stevens is not invited. However, it's OK to invite Stella Stevens. Also OK to invite Kaye Stevens. They're sharing a limo with Steven Ford.

[quote]Connie Francis here. I'm coming too.

Can you swing by and pick me up too?

Neva Small and Reva Rose want to know if they can bring anything?

Jane Pauly is going to pick up Pauly Shore at the Jersey Shore. They're doing it on the down low so as not to get Snooki or J-Wow or The Situation tagging along.

Mary Tyler Moore and David Tyler Muir have booked a limo together. They say they're going to pick up Dudley Moore and John Muir as well as Muriel Moore.

[quote]John Lennon and Vladimir Ilyich Lenin.

Jack Lemmon said he was sharing a taxi with them.

Ava Gardner and Eva Gabor are here doing the Locomotion with Little Eva. Oh, and look they brought Eva Braun with them (thank god she left her boyfriend in the bunker). And if I'm not mistaken, that's Eva Mendes with them.

[quote]Mary Tyler Moore and David Tyler Muir have booked a limo together. They say they're going to pick up Dudley Moore and John Muir as well as Muriel Moore.

I'll bring the cigars!

We got 007, the private eye, And he's bringin' all the guys from "I Spy"

Diahann,

Just got a call from Dyan Cannon saying you should pick her up first and then meet DeeDee and me here in Greenwich before we all head over to the party.

Mira r65, deed my eenveetachon get lost een de mail?

More blonde Amys have RSVP'd yes: Amy Pohler and Amy Sedaris. They are coming with the blond Jeff's - Daniels and Bridges.

Are we taking the Honda or the Hyundai?

George Reeves and Christopher Reeve want to know if it's a costume party.

Mena Suvari and Mira Sorvino called from South Carolina. They are lost! They thought the party was in Charleston, then they tried getting to Charlestown.

Can anyone give them directions to Charlotte, NC?

Has anybody heard what's up with Minnie Pearl and Milton Berle?

Was Amy Adams too much of a bitch to invite Rachel McAdams?

130 posts and no one has invited us?! Ay, ay Bendito this is blatant discrimination.

Burt Reynolds and Burt Lancaster are giving a ride to Bert Convy and Burl Ives as well as Richard Burton. I think Burgess Meredith is coming with them too.

Rita Hayworth is coming with Rita Moreno, r132. Chita Rivera can tag along with them. No discrimination here. They have to stop to get some Chiquita bananas for Carmen Miranda's hat.

Jared Padalecki and Johnathan Lipnicki are coming after they hit the gym.

Zachary Quinto just texted me. He's coming over with Zach Braff and Zach Levi.

[quote]Ava Gardner and Eva Gabor are here doing the Locomotion with Little Eva. Oh, and look they brought Eva Braun with them (thank god she left her boyfriend in the bunker). And if I'm not mistaken, that's Eva Mendes with them.

Eve Arden is with them too. She's dancing with Eva La Rue.

Kickin it with Amy & Jill

I'm a little worried that Kristen Johnston might fall of the wagon and end up throwing drinks in faces of Kristen Davis and Kirsten Gillibrand.

Jennifer Jason Leigh Taylor Young will be arriving via helicopter.

Whoever shows up, I just hope Gloria Estefan does not try to entertain with her cover of, "Gloria". Last year's intro, "This is for you, Steinem" did not impress Gloria Steinem, according to TV's Gloria, Sally Struthers, who told this to Sally Kirkland who was, at the time recovering from a fisting by Sally Hershberger and gasping, "That was glorious!"

[quote]Zachary Quinto just texted me. He's coming over with Zach Braff and Zach Levi.

Way to stand a brah up, guys.

[quote]George Stromumboulopoulos is having trouble with his GPS, but George Stephanopoulos is on his way.

Stromumboulopoulos is back on track. He called me for directions, so I'll be joining him (though most people will keep missing me at the party).

[quote]Michael Douglas and Mike Douglas are giddy about the invite!

I certainly hope they include me! My real name is Michael Douglas, too!

I'm chaperoning Kirstey Alley to keep her away from the buffet/monitor her food intake.

Cyndi Lauper and Taylor Lautner are wearing Ralph Lauren, with Sofia Loren sunglasses.

Gary Oldman and Gary Numan are pulling up now.

Vivian Vance and Vance Johnson are excited to meet Vivica Fox, Redd Foxx, Jamie Foxx and that Indian leader, Crazy Like a Fox.

Who the hell is Vance Johnson?

Hollywood's hottest new star, Stockard Channing Tatum O'Neal is a "maybe".

Dave is bringing over Uma and Oprah, Oprah and Uma.

R132, everyone knows Rita Moreno and Chita Rivera are the same person!

Meanwhile Gene Tierney and Maura Tierney are showing up.

Gary Cole and Gary Coleman

r142 Zac Efron. We didn't mean to stand you up. We heard you were coming with Efrem Zimbalist, Jr.

Well, Calista Flockhart was going to skip the party as she couldn't find anyone to come with. But then June Lockhart said Calista could come with her.

Dave is bringing Uma, Oprah, Oprah and Uma.

Amy and Amy are big NBA fans so they'll invite their favorite player:

Chris Paul George Karl Landry Fields.

They like football and 80s music too so George Michael and Michael Sam will be thee with bells on.

Diana Prince has agreed to pick up Princess Diana in her invisible jet.

R148. Vance Edward Johnson (born March 13, 1963 in Trenton, New Jersey), is a former professional American football player who was selected by the Denver Broncos in the second round of the 1985 NFL Draft.

Van Johnson would love Vance Johnson!

[quote] Van Johnson would love Vance Johnson!

So would Van Hansis. Likely James Van der Beek would too.

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Jeremy Jordan is bringing Jeremy Jordan and Jeremy Jordan. One will sing Broadway show tunes, one will sing 90's pop tunes and the other will display his hole and act out scenes from his Falcon studios oeuvre.

[quote]Jeremy Jordan is bringing Jeremy Jordan and Jeremy Jordan. One will sing Broadway show tunes, one will sing 90's pop tunes and the other will display his hole and act out scenes from his Falcon studios oeuvre.

I think we need to shut the thread down. R164 has won.

R164, but for fun they're going to switch talents for the evening. You'll never look at "Smash" reruns the same way again.

David Hasselhoff and Elizabeth Hasselbeck just arrived. That must have been a strange ride over here.

Stephen Fry, Stephen Rea, Russell Tovey, Russell Brand, Hugh Laurie and Hugh Bonneville's flight is due in soon. Can you see if Lynda Carter or Linda Hamilton can pick them up?

They Hayes have arrived. Sean Hayes graciously gave a ride to Helen Hayes, plus Bill and Susan Seaforth Hayes.

[quote]Can you see if Lynda Carter or Linda Hamilton can pick them up?

Lynda Day George volunteered to pick them up. Susan Dey, Doris Day, Dennis Day and Polly Holiday are riding along with her.

Lynda Day George just phoned to say she's also giving a ride to Linda Lovelace, Linda Evans, Linda Ronstadt and Linda McCartney.

Whoever is doing the seating chart, remember that if Barbra Streisand and Barbara Walters are at the same table, be sure to sit Barbara Bain, Barbara Bel Geddes, Barbara Stanwick and Barbara Hershey between then.

just don't invite Patti LaBelle and Patti Lupone!

Luise Rainer sends her regrets, as she is taking a relic of Prince Rainier to Mount Rainier for a special burial service, if it's not raining, since his son is reigning and can't make it. She said that she wished Anita Loos were free ("I LOVE Loosy," she said.) but she's not, but Clare Booth Luce is a cunt so don't ask her. Maybe Shirley Booth is available. I'll check.

Oh, and Margaret Sullavan will drive Maureen O'Sullivan over (if she shuts up about Woody), but Maureen O'Hara needs to see if Maureen Stapleton can pick her up, because Jean Stapleton is flying in a little late and El Centro is not central enough to get to El Segundo in time.

God, so many oldies. I hope the young twats can keep up.

Dustin Lance Black is coming with Shirley Temple Black who just got off the phone with Temple Grandin who said that she and Ariana Grande would like to bring Arianna Huffington.

Shirley Jones and Spike Jonze should be there as well.

Hazel and Alice and Flo and Roseanne will also be there.

R171, I thought that Linda Evans was going with Chris Evans, Mike Evans, Evan Lysacek, Evander Holyfield, Holly Robinson-Peete, and Holly Golightly.

Arriving in separate cars; Harrison Ford, Chevy Chase, Wes Bentley, Mercedes Ruehl, Morgan Freeman, Stone Cold Steve Austin and Jean Reno (in a Renault)

R176 Spike Jonze will also bring Spike Lee and Spike Milligan.

Jeremy Clarkson, Kelly Clarkson, Patricia Clarkson and Lana Clarkson.

Oh, and Minnie Driver.

R179 Why the hell can't they pick ME up?

[quote]she and Ariana Grande would like to bring Arianna Huffington.

Could they swing by my place and give me a lift?

Martha Raye, Fay Wray, and Faye Dunaway were having an argument on the way over. Charlotte Rae stopped the car and scolded them - "Girls! We're all beautiful!"

Janine, Lana, Ike & Tina

Tommy Tune and Tiny Tim will ride on Tommy Tutone's Tour Trailer

Music by Kaye Ballard, Hank Ballard, Florence Ballard and The Ronettes, The Marvelettes, The Babettes, The Primettes, The Chordettes, The Chantels, The Shirelles, The Shondells, and Archie Bell and The Drells.

Eoin Macken, Ioan Griffudd and Owain Yeoman will be dropping by with desserts.

Guy Fieri, Guy Williams, Guy Sebastian, Guy Pearce, Guy Ritchie, Guy Lombardo, and Guy Fawkes will be carpooling and plan to pick up Jasmine Guy.

This reminds me of the "Famous JonBenets Throughout History" thread.

Laura Carmichael is bringing her sister Lucy, and they're going to stop and pick up Carleton Carpenter and the Tarleton Twins.

Ooh, R188, don't leave me out!

Bai Ling and her pack of gai ilings will, of course, be on the roof. They will be joined by Lisa Ling and Lucy Liu.

Ming-Na, Michelle Yeoh, Connie Chung, and Nancy Kwan are reported to be devastated that they weren't invited.

Don't look now, but Alan Carr and Allan Carr just walked in wearing the same caftan!

[quote]Ricky Nelson, Ricky Martin, Ricky Ricardo and Ricky Schroeder who now only responds to Rick.

Hold on, why wasn't I invited to this party?

[quote]I understand comedian Totie Fields is stopping to bring some Mrs. Fields cookies. Kim Fields, aka Tootie from the Facts of Life, is meeting her there.

I'll be driving her there.

R189 Fuck you!

The crows will swooping in as a flock..Russell, Sheryl. Coun ting and Black

Kurt Russell, Nipsey Russell and Graham Russell will all rustle up some grub.

George Clooney is being a diva. He refuses to sit at the same table with Queer as Folk's Michelle Clunie.

Similarly, George doesn't want to be seated near George Eads or George Wendt (fat closet cases turn George off).

But he is happy to be seated beside George Michael, Boy George, George Takei and George Stephanopoulos (George likes sitting beside the gays; it makes him look butch).

Also, don't put George Lindsey (Goober Pyle on Andy Griffith Show) anywhere near George. Ditto comedian George Gobel, tan-meister George Hamilton, Mexican comic George Lopez, former 007 George Lazenby, former Superman George Reeves, soap star George Reinholt and actor George Segal. And heaven forbid, don't let George Kennedy even go in the same room with him!

However, if Jan Brady comes with her boyfriend George Glass, it's fine to seat them beside George.

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

Marcia Wallace just arrived with Marcia Cross and Marcia Gay Harden! Oh, and it looks like Marsha Clark came with them.

Too bad Maureen McCormick didn't join them. I heard she's catching a ride with Maureen McGovern, Maureen Stapleton, Maureen O'Hara and Maureen O'Sullivan.

Just in Time! Justin Theroux, Justin Timberlake, Justin Bartha and Justin Long are at the front gate.

Thank god they didn't stop to pick up Justin Bieber. Last thing we need is for him to crash this party!

Matthew Rhys, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, and John Rhys Davies are on a beer run.

Lil Wayne, Lil Kim, Lil Romeo, and Lil Boosie will be ordering off the children's menu.

Gore Vidal and Al Gore will be coming together, while Tipper Gore and Tippi Hedren will be taking their own car.

However I've heard that Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, and Mary Stuart Masterson are pissed at Tipper, whose real name is Mary Elizabeth Gore.

Once again, Helen of Troy is going to try using that giant horse to get in, and since there's room for everyone, Helen Reddy, Helen Hunt, Helen Hayes, Helen Shapiro, and Helena Bonham Carter will be joining her.

Open shirted, hairy-chested Daddy David Groh is bringing David Grohl, who needs a party's pick-me-up after the nasty BI's they are posting about him on DL.

I'm alone. As usual.

Poor Bella! Perhaps Bella Darvi could come along with you.

It is recommended that all Oscar and Emmy winners bring their statuettes with them as there's a rumor going around that Oscar Isaac and Emmy Rossum are planning on raiding everyone's homes during the party.

Don't put Rob Thomas, Rob Thomas and Thomas Roberts at the same table. Put Rob Thomas at my table.

Eartha Kitt, Venus Williams, Kay Starr and Betty Sun are flying down together.

R212 Did you forget someone?

R200,201,202 - Overkill, sweetie. Less is more in humor.

I'm alone on this one too

R215 Yoo-hoo!

Pennsylvania Judge Sylvestri Sylvestri is talking politics with New Hampshire pol Dudley Dudley.

Joan Rivers, Veronica Lake, Frank Ocean and Willow Bay are arriving via boat

Susan Hayward and Rita Hayworth will be late ... they have appointments with their allergitsts

Barbara Duke and Sandy Baron are waiting for a lift Marjorie Lord

Isn't that 70s starlet Skye Aubrey talking with Ione Skye ... I heard that they are both fans of the 60s television Sky King

I see that Phil Silvers and Missy Gold are deep in conversation with Neil Diamond and Jack Pearl

Aren't Pearl White, Perle Mesta and Minne Pearl having a good time?

Actress Evans Evans is sidling up to Judge Silvestri and Mr. Dudley right about now.

R21 Don't forget me!

Kelly Osborne, Kelly Bensimon, Kelly Lynch, Kelly Klein, and Gene Kelly will arrive en mass wearing kelly green. And Kelly Garrett will bring Bootsie Gumdrops.

Bootsie Gumdrops is bring Bootsy Collins who is bringing Barnabas Collins who is really Jonathan Frid who is bringing Arthur Freed, Bert Freed and Sigmund Freud.

As I've posted before (NYC bartender here) I fucked her.

I fucked her.

Who did you fuck..Boutros-Boutros Ghali?

Simone Simon and Simone Signoret hope to come, especially if their favorite singer Nina Simone will be there.

Sarah Jessica Parker and Mary-Louise Parker to attend and they want Trey Parker there too although they know he'll make a "South Park" parody of the event.

All three of them think it's lame that Parker Posey has a last name for a first name so they don't want to see her there at all.

Mindy! Didi!

... Well, hello!

R229 I though Mary Louise Parker was coming with Mary Louise Wilson. I'm pretty sure Mary Stuart Masterson and Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio are carpooling.

Simon Pegg and Simon Cowell have announced that they're going to be giving a preview performance of their new touring variety show. The music and lyrics are by Paul Simon and Carly Simon.

The show is called "Simon and Simon."

Rosemary Harris, Rosemary Forsythe and Rosemary Murphy are waiting for Rose Marie to pick them up

Don't forget to invite all the O'Connors - Sandra Day, Donald, Carroll, and Sinead.

r230 Brenda Dickson, Janet Dickinson, and Angie Dickinson will be wearing furs by Dicker and Dicker of Beverly Hills.

[quote]Mary Tyler Moore and David Tyler Muir have booked a limo together. They say they're going to pick up Dudley Moore and John Muir as well as Muriel Moore.

You want to know one lady who is seriously pissed about this crowd not picking her up?

Julianne Moore, seriously!

Bobbi Brown, Bobby Brown, Nars, Nas, Chuck D and Chuck Berry are coming in Maybellene's Coup DeVille.

Late to the party are Osa Massen, Ona Munson, and Ilona Massey.

I'll bring all of my sex toys! I'll bring a dildo, a dong, a vibrator and a rubber wiener...

Brad Pitt is making a pit-stop in Pittsburgh to pick up Zasu Pitts, Miss Jane Pittman and Aunt Pittypat.

Are Peter Berg and Peter Bergman invited?

Absolutely not -- Charles Nelson Reilly and Rodney Allen Rippy forbid it!

That was your lame excuse for bumping the thread, r242? It wasn't even funny.

Louis Jourdan and Louis Jordan are also attending and they will be picking Mildred Dunnock and Mildred Natwick along the way. Jane Wyatt and Jane Wyman also wanted to come but the car isn't big enough. Azealia Banks and Iggy Azalea weren't invited but they are planning to crash the party and show those oldsters how to dance in the new millenium.

Lasse Halstrom and Lassie have been turned away because no dogs are allowed.

There has been a terrible mix-up. Omar Sharif was supposed to accompany consume designer Irene Sharaff. Instead he show up with costume designer Irene (Lentz Gibbons)

Visual daggers are flying between Chita Rivera and Rita Moreno. Even though their names aren't similar, people keep mixing them up, calling Chita Rita and calling Rita Chita

Bruce Vilanch is having a gay old time with NGLTF founder Bruce Voeller

Connie Stevens and Connie Francis are in harmony tonight

Leslie Howard and Leslie Jordan are arriving with Lesley Gore who will be singing with Les Brown and His Band of Renown

Dorothy Gale, Gale Storm, Tempest Storm, Tempestt Bledsoe, Sunny Von Bulow, Sunny Anderson, and Rain Pryor will be performing a medley of "Windy," "Stormy Weather," and "On A Clear Day You Can See Forever" promptly at 9PM. Please join us in the music room.

R246 Poor Irene Sharaff had to get Sheriff John Bunnell to take her in the end.

Zbigniew Brzezinski, for some reason, had not been invited but crashed the party anyway. No one spoke to him.

[quote]Poor Irene Sharaff had to get Sheriff John Bunnell to take her in the end.

I had no idea she was into anal!

Bill Macy and William H. Macy are calling Macy Gray to see if she can pick up Kevin Spacey. He may be able to catch a ride with Ingmar Bergman, if Ingrid Bergman doesn't mind riding in the backseat with Peter Bergman.

Peter Sarsgaard and Alexander Skarsgard are bringing the Swedish Meatballs! Sophie B.Hawkins and Screamin' Jay Hawkins will be providing the music, along with Hawkshaw Hawkins.

R255 Room in the backseat for me?

Joey Luft is bringing Blue Ivy Carter, Blu Cantrell, and Andy Cohen (who once blew Joey in the breakfast nook.)

[quote]I just checked with Amy and Amy and the dead are WELCOME love.

Awesome!

[quote]Visual daggers are flying between Chita Rivera and Rita Moreno. Even though their names aren't similar, people keep mixing them up, calling Chita Rita and calling Rita Chita

Then what better time to dust off their classic routine--always a hit at parties:

[quote]Lasse Halstrom and Lassie have been turned away because no dogs are allowed.

That must be why poor Jenny couldn't get in...

Both Erich von Stroheim and Josef von Sternberg are offering to film the festivities; Erich's also bringing Max von Sydow.

Ed Marinaro just got here, but Joe Mangianello sends his apologies--seems his schedule has him tied up.

Is Zbigniew Brzezinski EVER coming out of that bathroom? There's brown fog wafting out from under the door.

Sissy Spacek and Kevin Spacey are in the rec room playing Space Invaders. (It's rumored that they are to team in a reboot of the TV sci-fi classic Space:1999!)

Are Jane Wyman and Jane Wymark invited?

YEP ... As guests of Jane wyatt

Abraham Lincoln & Linkin Park.

Birgit Nilsson, Brigitte Nielsen, and Barry Nelson will crash around 11:30.

Vanessa Williams and Vanessa Williams are coming as well.

Audrey Meadows will bring Meadow Lark Lemon.

Jane Meadows will pick up Sally Field and Rudy Vallee.

What about Jim Carrey, Mariah Carey, Drew Carey and Cary Elwes.

Is Jennifer Love Hewitt and Joseph Gordon-Levitt coming?

[quote]Jane Meadows will pick up Sally Field and Rudy Vallee.

You forgot Lea Salonga, Lea Michele, Joseph Bottoms, Timothy Bottoms, Heath Ledger and Savannah Guthrie.

Don't start me on the Moores.

Don't forget to invite Michelle Williams and Michelle Williams because Mena Suvari and Mira Sorvino will be there too

Extend an invite to Thalmus Rasulala, Obba Babatunde, Yaphet Kotto.

Sid and Marty Krofft will pick up Steve Kroft, who will be bringing pudding and champagne.

Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Mary Stuart Masterson, and Mary Louise Parker have all declined our invitation!

Marie Dressler, Louise Dresser and Louise Closser Hale should be arriving shortly.

Emma Watson and Emily Watson had a screaming watch in the airshaft

Ima and Uta.

That's Oprah and Uma, r280.

You can't invite Bonnie Lee Bakely without inviting Ronnie Sue Blakely.

Carroll Baker and Carroll Nye and Carrie Nye and Louis Nye and Louis Hayward and Susan Hayward and Susan George and George Brent and Evelyn Brent and Judith Evelyn and Judith Anderson and Warner Anderson and Warner Baxter and Anne Baxter and Anne Shirley and Shirley Temple and Temple Drake and Donna Drake and Donna Reed and John Reed and John Carroll and and Carroll Baker...

How about Meredith Baxter and Warner Baxter with Buster Poindexter?

Alison Brie and Brie Larson are both wondering if they can bring anything.

Elijah Cummings and John Lewis are carpooling after work.

I'm not going if that cunt Michelle Williams is there.f

R283 how you do dat?

It's going to take a chartered bus to deliver all these big names. Clara Kimball Young, Laura Hope Crews, Minnie Maddern Fisk, Farrah Fawcett Majors, Louise Closser Hale, Violet Kemble Cooper...

William Desmond Taylor was going to drive but he was murdered by Mary Miles Minter's mental mother.

Oh, dear!

Minnie Maddern FISKE!

That's what comes of trying to text while driving!

Well WE'RE hiring a limo!

John Drew Barrymore, Carl Benton Reid, Jessie Royce Landis, Chris-Pin Martin, Mamie "Van" Doren, Charles Nelson Reilly, Eva Marie Saint...

We'll match our Edward Everett Horton against your Charles Nelson Reilly any day of the week, R291!

That Louise--high again!

If anyone's high on this bus it's Farrah.

Or Laura Hope Crews. The result of Selznick's insistence on using real smelling salts when filming "Gone With the Wind". Dear Laura grew a little too "attached" to them. .

Rosemary Forsyth and John Forsyth

For live entertainment, January Jones is bringing January Jones. Spike Jonze will be bringing his Spike Jones records for filler.

Irene Dunne is bringing Dominick

June Cleaver will be there with Eldridge

Gypsy Rose Lee is coming with the General

I've been to a marvelous party:

Dear Mary Martin brought Mary McCarty.

Gaynors, Janet and Mitzi,

Were so gay and glitzy.

(Mitzi Mayfair said that they looked tarty.)

,,,,,,,,,,

Jeans Parker and Porter

Had their hair cut shorter

While Don Porter was a real ripsnorter....

Brian Adams and Ryan Adams.

Aaron Schock and Aaron Rodgers are showing up just as bros with all the members of the rock group Hole. They're asking if there will be a bedroom unlocked somewhere they can drop their coats. It's not the other guests they don't trust, its the help.

Aisha Tyler, Lili Taylor, and Liv Tyler are taking the same cab...

Tony Bennett, Tony Bennett, and Tony Bennett want attend. So do Jason Bateman and Jerry O'Connell.

Bette Davis, Miles Davis, Anne B. Davis, and Sammy Davis Jr. Are all gonna sing something special.

Slim Whitman and Walt Whitman are double dating with Rex Reed and Robert Reed.

Tiny Tim can't make it as he has to walk Rin Tin Tin.

r233 You left me waiting for over an hour! -Rosemary de Camp

Deborah Kerr, Graham Kerr and John Kerr will be arriving by rental kar, er... ummm..... car.

David Soul, Esther Rolle and Bob Dole have arranged for a baked potato bar to arrive within the hour.

Stacey Q., Malcolm X., and Jackie O. are going to debate juice Newton and Wayne Newton on the sociopolitical ramifications of universal basic income.

[quote]They first decided to invite Susan Saint James and Jill Saint John.

Well fuck them.

R307, I'm part of the entertainment.

R305 I'm never asking any of those bitches to "come on-a my house"!

---Rosemary Clooney

George, Louise, and Thomas Jefferson can't make it but send their regards.

Lara Flynn Boyle, Lana Del Ray and Rae Dong Chong are bringing apple brown Betty.

Rosie O'Donnell and Lawrence O'Donnell always stay late and want the last word.

Sarah Sanders and Bernie Sanders refuse to be seated together, but Sarah Paulson and Susan Sarandon will be.

Also Pink is refusing to ride-share with the band Blue!

[quote]Also Pink is refusing to ride-share with the band Blue!

She can ride with Red Skelton.

Pink can also ride with Green Day. Or she can ride with Prince in his little red Corvette. Oh no wait, Pink is going to ride with Aretha Franklin in her pink Cadillac.

Red Skeleton are gonna ride with Simply Red. r314

And Helen Reddy is tagging along.

George Hamilton and Margaret Hamilton are carpooling with Olivia DeHamilton. Joan Fontaine had to hitch a ride with George Payne, Barbara McBain, Jean Crain, Cheryl Crane, and Bob Crane. At the wheel: Frankie Laine.

Not pictured: Norman Maine and Mrs. Norman Maine.

Judge Judy refuses to attend if Judge Reinhold is there.

Update: Judge Judy and Judge Jeanine have decided only to come if the other goes.

R114 Alec

Hilaria Baldwin will be bringing Ensalada de Pepino. Hillary Baldwin has promised to bring the cucumber salad.

Diane Keaton was due to arrive with Michael and Buster, but she told them her real name so now she's coming with Arsenio, Michael C and Another Suitcase.

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Weird. I was JUST thinking about this thread.

[quote]Hilaria Baldwin will be bringing Ensalada de Pepino.

Shouldn't she have gone with Tony Martinez?