Things about drag queens you hate

I would say instead lets list things I hate about OP, but I can only type so many words in one day.

OP crossed the wrong drag queen in a club and got read the bitters.

The nasty attitude.

The substance abuse.

The assumption that you're going to buy them drinks because that's what drag queens expect.

The way that their complete comfort with their sexuality makes me hate my closeted life of denial.

Complete comfort with their sexuality?

Don't make me laugh. I haven't met one single drag queen who wasn't completely fucked up.

I wouldn't say I hate them, I just dont understand the appeal. Basically they are just moving their mouth along to a recording of music they didn't even create. That really requires no talent, is not very original and after a while it becomes rather tiresome. Yawn.

I don't hate them either, but I never get this idea that the only way to deal with life is to be a mean cross-dressing bitch.

They used to be more in fashion in the city where I live, but you see them less and less now.

They attract shrieking bachelorettes.

Clearly R4 does not know any drag queens.

R4 If they really were completely comfortable with their sexuality they wouldn't find the need to assume the persona and sexuality of a stranger.

Earrings

Caftans

The fact that boxes of duct tape are so fucking heavy to carry.

Promoting other drag Queens who suck ass because they're your friends. Our local crew of queens has a "leader" who emcees all the shows, and she's fabulous and funny. Unfortunately, she's been promoting her bf as another one of the Queens, and its been awful. They put him in every show, and nobody likes him, he's so boring. I nicknamed him "drinks", because every time I hear, "coming to the stage right now, Miss Stella Von...." I go up to the bar for more drinks.

For some, it's lacking the C-harisma, U-niqueness, N-erve, T-alent factor.

I guess the thing I hate about them the most is their absolute fascist, Hitler-esque conformity once they get accepted into a coven of other Drag-Fags.

Oh, and them practicing Olympic cartwheels on their Mother's lawn when they were 11...

There's not one goddamned thing I like about them.

Drag queens ruin everything. They should never be allowed to MC anything, especially something hot, they are the opposite of hot.

I hate they want to be the face of the gay community.

Basic psychology mystifies you as well, doesn't it, R4?

The OP lacks charisma, uniqueness, nerve or talent, and yet embodies CUNT.

They like to mimic me, the PANSIES!!!

I hate that they think getting up on a stage and saying something like, "Where's my mother fucking drink?" constitutes a comedy act. What I hate even more are the people who laugh and applaud and indulge them.

Big hands.

I hate how untalented most of them are, and yet they demand you pay attention to them as if they were interesting. That being said, Ryan L. Has a drag show running in Ptown every Summer, and he packs them in, so somebody must like them. As for myself, I'd rather be kicked in the head than watch one of their shows.

None of them can "do" Kristin Scott-Thomas of Juliette Binoche.

They say "fuck" or "fucking" whenever they can in the act.

The lazy ones don't even bother lip synching the words.

When I first came out and moved to Manhattan, I was taken in by a coven of Drag Queens who lived in a loft. It was all tulle and talcum powder in there. And eyelashes, dirty sponges, and an unending array of powders and creams.

Some were tragic and you could see it was a "thing" they would transform out of. Others were scathing and lively and absolutely, knee-slappingly hysterical, and you hoped they'd keep doing it.

Drag Queens have always been at the vanguard of the gay community. Their comedy comes from escaping pain and humiliation. Long may they Rave!

Vanguard...what utter bullshit. Time for the court jester to move on and find a life. Drag queens ruin everything.

[quote]Drag queens ruin everything

I like this slogan. I will have it printed up on bumper stickers and hand them out to straight-acting/appearing bossy bottom types like R30.

They're all so exhaustingly similar. It's as if each one thinks he discovered "sassy and cunty", and feels lip-synching some tired-ass song is some form of entertainment. Yuck.

They don't call it "drag" fer nothing!

It's cute how upset some of you macho old - and you are OLD - DLers get about drag queens.

It's super easy to avoid personal contact with drag queens if you so choose.

[quote]They're all so exhaustingly similar.

You could say the same thing about gay men who frequent the bars. I used to call them battery hens, because they all looked, dressed and talked the same.

They stink like stale cigs. Every single one of them.

I bet R31 is a drag queen, that sounds like one of those lame drag put downs.

I wouldn't go into a bar that features drag queens. They think it's so clever and cunty to refer to all the men as "bitches."

They're not sexy and they don't know it.

R33 is right. It is super easy to avoid drag queens if you hate them so much.

Some of you really need to unclench.

everything

This is hard because one of my new BFFs is a drag queen - Liza, Barbra, Bette, he's done them all. He's a sweetheart of a guy, except when he's onstage.

So much "oh, dear" material in R27's sign.

The sameness.

The tired ass exhibitionism.

The fact that in 34 years in NYC, each one arriving on the scene seems to have memorized the same tired schtick as all those who came before, but you know it all occurred to them naturally! They're so cutting edge, except it's just boring imagination-free conformity!

They think they're funny, but mostly it's just silly braying.

the fact that it is actually seen as some sort of career thanks to RuPaul! Imagine.

The volume.

The "Oh, GUUUURL! dialogue.

The up-reading speaking voices.

Fuck OFF, shit stains!

I only hate the ones who think they are good at what they do, but aren't.

What a cruel thread

The outrageous fees they charge.

their taste in music

That Canada’s Drag Race winner, Priyanka is the worst. Her “people” are so demanding

They keep reading to me.

The fact so few of them have taken cues from 70s/80s aesthetic. So much fashion and popular culture to play with but they're either Liza queens or Gaga queens with very little in between. Hellvetika is one of the few queens I follow on Instagram because she's got vision and does some great stuff along the lines of awesome 80s icons like Lita Ford, Jem and the ladies of GLOW (I hate the beard, but he looks very cute out of drag with it so I tolerate it).

I don't hate drag queens. The Nazi trans, OTOH . . .

Their overly exaggerated facial expressions while performing.

I don't hate them but for the life of me I have never understood why gay men stand around in bars and ogle men dressed up to look like trashy women, lip-syncing songs. I don't get the attraction or even the point. Shouldn't the attraction at gay bars be hot looking men instead of trashy looking women?

Their huge biceps.

All aging, hefty bottoms still trying to get the hottest guys.

Tina Burner.

Just about everything.