I'm BD Wong's instant diagnosis of a totally obscure mental disorder.
Let's Be An Episode of Law & Order SVU
by Anonymous | reply 50 | January 31, 2020 2:28 AM |
I'm the script that desperately needs the characters Elliot and Munch back to be interesting again.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 23, 2014 4:19 PM |
I'm the snappy dialogue among the detectives as they walk away from the crime scene.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 23, 2014 4:24 PM |
I'm the warp speed at which these cases are investigated and tried through NYC's boggled-down court system.
I'm also Hudson University and the "unique" tympany soundtrack.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 23, 2014 4:32 PM |
BD Wong hasn't been a regular for several seasons.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 23, 2014 5:57 PM |
As usually, I am Det. Benson's magnetic sexuality too powerful for any man or woman to resist.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 23, 2014 6:06 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 23, 2014 6:40 PM |
I'm the salacious gay man used as a plot device. I'm always portrayed as a predatorial, amoral type. I like to fuck indiscriminately and without conscious. I am Middle America's worst nightmare. Also, I will usually be played by a former teen idol.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 23, 2014 6:47 PM |
I'm Ice-T's world-weary, withering aside to some scumbag suspect.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 23, 2014 6:50 PM |
I am the innocent naive freshman enjoying my first year at Hudson University. Before the end of this year I will be turning tricks in my dorm room and on the pole from 7-9 weekends at the local strip joint. I will be dead after a fraternity gang bang gone wrong.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 23, 2014 6:58 PM |
R7, Mark-Paul wasn't gay in that episode. He was a straight gay-for-pay porn actor who only did porn to help pay for his cystic fibrosis daughter's treatments.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 23, 2014 7:03 PM |
I'm the ridiculously specific interstitial title card:
WED., APRIL 27 1:37 P.M.
HOME OF MRS. MILLIE MOSKOWITZ, OUR LADY OF PROMPT SUCCOR HOME FOR THE AGED, 29-19 25TH AVE., ASTORIA, QUEENS, APT. 2-D
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 23, 2014 7:07 PM |
I'm the courthouse metal detector that's about as reliable as the Datalounge search function.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 23, 2014 7:13 PM |
I'm the melodramatic way that multiple social issues and ripped-from-the-headlines cases are shoved into each episode
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 23, 2014 7:17 PM |
I'm the Lennie Line that hasn't closed the teaser in several years. Oh, wait, that was regular L&O.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 23, 2014 7:40 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 23, 2014 9:11 PM |
I'm the red herring plot that runs for the first fifteen minutes until the real case is revealed.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 23, 2014 9:21 PM |
I'm the attractive black female who works in the NYPD morgue with zero support staff.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 23, 2014 9:28 PM |
I'm the pregnant rape victim that Olivia counsels and has to mention that she is product of rape.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 23, 2014 9:56 PM |
I'm the oh so lucky jockstrap of Eliot.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 24, 2014 12:06 AM |
I'm a celebrity whose career peaked years ago giving an edgy performance in a guest-starring role.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 24, 2014 12:39 AM |
I'm the tight, spicy brown foreskin of Danny Pino's Cuban pinga.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 24, 2014 12:42 AM |
[all posts by tedious, racist idiot removed.]
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 24, 2014 1:03 AM |
R13, marry me!!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 24, 2014 1:14 AM |
No, he's marrying me!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 24, 2014 1:20 AM |
I'm the physician in charge of the free clinic who between acting gigs works at the Chanel counter at Macy's in Queen's Plaza.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 24, 2014 1:26 AM |
I am the sexually sadistic, psychopathic serial rapist and murderer that kidnaps but never kills Olivia.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 24, 2014 2:24 AM |
[quote]I'm Ice-T's world-weary, withering aside to some scumbag suspect.
I'm Ice-T's mangled line readings, I can only speak when they put peanut butter in my mouth right before the director yells "action".
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 24, 2014 2:35 AM |
I'm Meloni's here-today gone-tomorrow hairline, brought to you by "Hair In A Can".
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 24, 2014 2:38 AM |
I'm the actor who can step out of the squad room elevator and immediately add to the conversation that was occurring well before I was within hearing range.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 24, 2014 2:41 AM |
I'm the chef's salad that the A.D.A. is trying to eat when Elliot and Olivia come up to her and ask her to look the other way so they can nail a perp.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 24, 2014 2:42 AM |
I'm the rolled up shirt sleeves that reveal Meloni's sinewy,muscular, crossed forearms.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 24, 2014 3:05 AM |
I'm the knife Chad Lowe's character used to kill his sexually inappropriate mother (played by Margot Kidder) in "Pique". I actually played dual roles. I acted as a knife AND as a penis.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 24, 2014 3:54 AM |
I am LIZA!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 24, 2014 3:59 AM |
I'm Benson's biological clock, and I am TICKING. LIKE. THIS.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 24, 2014 4:16 AM |
I'm the extra "n" in Dann Florek's name.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 24, 2014 4:21 AM |
I'm the eye witness that will be asked 1 - 2 questions then walked away from when Olivia's mobile rings. I actually had lots more information to share you guys!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 24, 2014 4:25 AM |
I'm the average white guy.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 24, 2014 4:25 AM |
I'm Munch's latest paranoid conspiracy theory combined with Finn's rolling eyes as he immediately disregards it.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 24, 2014 4:29 AM |
I'm Finn's hot gay son, offering to serve as bait for the serial killer who's been targeting rich but closeted gay men.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 24, 2014 4:38 AM |
I'm Chester Lake, the detective few viewers liked and even fewer remember. When I show up in the 2007 reruns, everyone seems vaguely shocked and dismayed.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 24, 2014 4:41 AM |
I'm the non-response after Olivia calls "Portable to Central, we need a bus!"
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 24, 2014 4:49 AM |
I'm the cast shot at the end of the intro where everyone is trying not to laugh.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 25, 2014 2:36 PM |
I'm the first 3 minutes that you'd better not miss otherwise you will be totally lost after all of the convoluted twists & turns in the plot.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 25, 2014 2:59 PM |
I'm ADA Casey Novak's incurable nasal congestion.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 28, 2014 2:15 PM |
I'm Sister Peg. I've been raped and murdered three or four times now.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | January 31, 2020 2:15 AM |
I'm the viewer missing Briscoe, Nolan and all the originals.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | January 31, 2020 2:21 AM |
I'm Chris Meloni, I'm like a Chanel suit.
I never go out of style.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | January 31, 2020 2:28 AM |