I do not find Neil Patrick Harris the least bit sexy

Slap her, Willona!

DB = Die, bitch. Which I hope you will, OP. Imminently. Painfully. Ignominiously.

I don't either. I saw him a few years ago on Fire Island, he is extremely unimpressive in person. He's got a very small, feminine body and a large head. His skin is so pale it is almost transparent and his legs were two toothpicks with no muscle definition. If he wasn't a TV star he would completely slip under anyone's radar.

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OP: I hope your mouth becomes a Dooty Houser.

R3 I believe you. He looks plain on TV, so I'm sure he's even plainer looking in person.

His face looks weird lately. I don't know if it's the weight loss for Hedwig or too much botox but he definitely looks better when he's eating.

Either way, I don't find him attractive. And the voice doesn't help.

But, God bless him, he's made people think he's got talent and that's all that matters.

He's a dweeb and always will be.

You start shit about Neil every couple of weeks. I wonder what it's like to be so consumed with jealousy. Hope your tragic life improves.

I'm kind of dismayed he was sighted on Fire Island.

Oh, lord - it was only a matter of time before the Neil stans showed up.

Get a load of the crazed stan throwing a hissy fit at r9!

He's a total turn off

[quote]He's a total turn off

And the smug personality doesn't help.

I have had enough of him to last for the next 50 years. He has become the go to gay for Broadway and awards shows. Tiresome.

I'd be surprised if any finds him sexy based on his looks. He does have charisma though, and that can be sexy.

But I don't think he's remotely attractive.

That's nice, OP. I'm sure he wouldn't find you sexy either.

Fascinating

Never liked this smug, ugly, little prick.

Straight, gay or whatever...he's not fugly, but pings boring, dull and goofy...with zero sexual quotient from any angle.

Like 98% of Dataloungers here, I find his homosexuality to be the biggest turn off.

I agree with OP.

I hate this narcissistic d-bag.

I hate you, R23.

Why would he need to turn anyone on? Many stars have zero sex appeal, despite what PEOPLE Magazine may promote.

Maybe NPH should bring an entourage over to Africa; have photos of himself posing with African orphans; then when the session is over, retreat to his waiting pricy vehicle. A few of those photos, and the media will call him "Saint Neil". Eventually, the Academy will award him the Thalberg statue.

I agree and I'd plow just about anything.

Not sexy, really. But I do like him and appreciate him coming out at a relatively young age and showing that you can have a solid career (superstar ? no ....but steady, working).

So I won't diss him, unlike I would those 'sexy' queens that stay in the closet in order to keep cashing a check.

As a woman, I am amazed that anyone thinks that he has any sex appeal as a "straight" character on a TV sitcom or in a film. I happened to enjoy his bit of stunt casting in Harold and Kumar1, but for the love of god, when he was tweaking in the back seat of their care complaining of the "sausage party" the 3 men made up, all I could think was "would you want it any other way?"

Maybe gay guys buy into his "I'm bisexual...I've been with lotsa chicks" business, but I promise you there isn't a woman out here who thinks/perceives of NRH as anyone but an extremely gay engaging man. ZERO appeal to women

I am woman, hear me roar, at R28

r28 brings to focus a seldom expressed fact; straight people are too prejudiced to accept a known gay actor in a straight role. This should be understood before attacking "closeted gay actors." Deep down and for a few basic reasons, straight people really don't like or accept gay actors and gay people in general as equals, let alone genuinely like them. It's almost identical to the way whites and Blacks treat one another. The pc talk is common, but the truth is rarely dared to be expressed.

That's simply not true. I completely accepted and BELIEVED Rock Hudson as a romantic leading man in every movie he was in. He LOOKS and acts as if he might ,just might, be interested in a woman IRL. The fact that he might have been even more homosex-oriented than NPH id beside the point. He was believeable in straight women's eyes.

There are many men I believe to be closeted gays who are acting today who I accept and appreciate as sexy in their hetero roles. NPH isn't one of them. Why does that make me homophobic? The feakin' thread is titled "I do not find NPH the least bit sexy." Because I agree, I am homophobic?

Well, he's not sexy. Never was. And, whatever he grew into, he could have played Junior Flight Attendant on the Short Eyes Flight to Folsom Prison and no one would have considered touching him.

With that said, R28 is a clueless cunt. The post is completely "off" - if you can't play the game, please don't try. Not when it comes to speaking for every woman on the planet.

r31 here. I don't find r28 particularly mean spirited, I doubt she has any control over this particular opinion. Some of our emotions are hard wired into our brain and she simply gave a great example. Her reply about Rock Hudson, who made all his films of note prior to his acknowledgement to being gay supports her reasoning/defense. Of course she's homophobic, but I don't believe she has the power to do anything about it except deny that her response was homophonically based. Bigotry is simply a piece of human nature and all of us can be identified as bigots, even to our own dismay.

Darnit all. If I find a man to be unattractive and less than believably straight I am a homophobe? Really?

I find Bradley Cooper, Keanu Reeves, all those Gossip Girls dudes, Bomer, and many more gay guys very sexy and would love to watch them "gettin' it on" with a chick in a film.

But because NPH is a fugly guy who elicits zilch romantic juice from me I am homophobic? I thought we all understood each other better than that. Or perhaps I am wording my opinion very poorly. That is certainly possible.

Because you are a woman, R28 R31 R34, you are a visitor here. Your opinion matters [italic]nothing[/italic] to me when it comes to male pulchritude. I wish you would go away.

He's repulsive.

You are repulsive, R36.

I agree with R28. I get only a slightly less nelly vibe from him then from the actor who plays Niles Crane. Both are completely unconvincing as straight men.

STFU R35. No one gives a fuck what "matters" to you.

I am no more a "visitor" here than you.

I am so glad to be part of DL where people can stand up and be so brave as to announce that NPH is not sexy! The courage it takes to post something like that is enormous. The Nobel Peace Prize for all of you brave souls!

I doubt he'd find you sexy either op.

It's sooooooooo very, very, VERY important to find someone 'sexy'.

NEXT.

I just want to say one last thing for any gay guys who say that an open minded woman doesn't belong here. How would you feel if a straight jock said that same thing about Michael Sam joining the Rams? I doubt you'd like it and you'd be correct.

Please leave, R43.

Bite me loser.

He looks like one of your children DB.

As a gay man, I couldn't care less about anyone joining the Rams. What are "the Rams"?

Well aren't we the obtuse one?

IT'S ALL OVER DL RIGHT NOW IDIOT!

1-2 .... tell me who are you ... THE RAMS 3-4 ... tell me who's gonna score .... THE RAMS 5-6 ...tell me who's got the kicks ... THE RAMS 7-8 ... tell me who's really great ... THE RAMS

NPH seems like a nice guy and he has done some excellent work as a host for award shows. Sexy? No!

I think it's okay for Barney on HIMYM not be sexy; women don't really want him anyway.

I think it took big balls (not to mention a great ass) for Matt Bomer to come out; he ran the risk of losing future work because women can't fantasize about him.

I find NPH sexy enough for all you blind bastards.

OP, why would you think you need to find NPH sexy?

Who says you are supposed to?

NPH does not live his life wanting or hoping that you find him sexy.

He lives his own successful accomplished life of being very talented in the world of theater and TV and the stage, and certainly does not live his life trying to make you find him sexy.

He doesn't need your approval or attraction.

You say that as if we ought to give a fuck.

DB=DLB, so of course he's not sexy to you because he's age appropriate.

Why are you sorry, OP? Why the need to apologize?

Hey.... does anyone think Neil Patrick Harris got a piece of Casper Van Dien when they worked together on "Starship Troopers"??

Surely he at least TRIED...

He looks like a pale skeleton, is overexposed, nothing sexy about him.

bump

NPH

the op has no taste.

I'm sure NPH is up every night worrying about it.

Oh that's sarcasm. I pointed it out cause the OP is obviously stupid.

I find it sad that people are so jealous that they resort to paying $18 just to print a lie about the actor who solely brought homosexuality into the mainstream.

I'm sure Mr Patrick Harris, could care less

Who cares what YOU think.

I am deeply concerned with it.

The only thing that's wrong with R28's post is that she assumes that someone who is 0% attractive to all women would be greater than 0% attractive to all men. Women are FAR more forgiving than gay men in this regard.

I'm sure the fact you don't find him attractive causes him endless nights of woe

Since you have no chance with him, it doesn't matter does it?

There's no accounting for BAD taste.

NPH is the sexy beast

You have no taste

I am sure it keeps him up nights --> NOT